ExceptionBasedProgramming.php

<?php
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class ReturnException extends Exception
{ 
	protected $value = null;

	public function __construct($value)
	{
		$this->value = $value;
	}

	public function getValue()
	{
		return $this->value;
	}
}

class LoopFinishedException extends Exception { }
class TrueException extends Exception { }
class FalseException extends Exception { }
class IfceptionException extends Exception { }

function ExceptionLooper($count, $func)
{
	$value = null;

	try 
	{
		$func();
	}
	catch (ReturnException $return)
	{
		$value = $return;
	}

	try
	{
		ifception($count, 0);
	}
	catch (FalseException $false)
	{
		ExceptionLooper(--$count, $func);
	}
	catch (TrueException $true)
	{
		throw new LoopFinishedException("Loop finished", 0, $value);
	}

	ExceptionLooper(--$count, $func);
}

function ifception($value, $expected)
{
	$expectedException = 'Ifception' . $expected;
	$actualException = 'Ifception' . $value;

	class_alias('IfceptionException', $actualException);

	eval("
		try
		{
			throw new \$actualException;
		}
		catch ($expectedException \$true)
		{
			throw new TrueException();
		}
		catch ($actualException \$false)
		{
			throw new FalseException();
		}
	");
}

try
{
	ExceptionLooper(10, function () {
		static $a = 0;
		static $b = 1;
	
		$c = $a + $b;
		$a = $b;
		$b = $c;

		printf($c . " ");
	
		throw new ReturnException($c);	
	});
}
catch (LoopFinishedException $loop)
{
	print("<br />" . $loop->getPrevious()->getValue() . "<br />");
}

This is offensive to basic programming sensibilities.

I love it.