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hello.sh

#!/bin/bash

# vars
os=$(lsb_release -sd)
codename=$(lsb_release -sc)
id=$(lsb_release -si)
pubip=$(dig @resolver1.opendns.com A myip.opendns.com +short -4)
locip=$(hostname -I  | cut -d " " -f1)
ut=$(awk '{print int($1/86400)"days "int($1%86400/3600)":"int(($1%3600)/60)":"int($1%60)}' /proc/uptime)
qt=$(fortune -n 25 -s)
shl=$SHELL

# font
BOLD=$(tput bold)
NORM=$(tput sgr0)

# script
clear
toilet -f "Red Phoenix" " $USER" --gay
printf "       ${BOLD}$qt${NORM}\n\n"
printf "     Os: ${BOLD} $os {$codename} ${NORM} \n"
printf "     IP: ${BOLD} $pubip  ${NORM} \n"
printf "  Local: ${BOLD} $locip  ${NORM} \n"
printf " Uptime: ${BOLD} $ut  ${NORM} \n"
printf "  Shell: ${BOLD} ${shl##*/} ${NORM} \n\n"