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michaeljensen / 2024-04-004-sun-morning.mp3.txt
Last active April 7, 2024 19:15
2024 April General Conference - Sunday Morning Session (transcription by whisper)
[00:10.040 --> 00:13.280] President Henry B. Eyring, Second Counselor
[00:13.280 --> 00:15.520] in the First Presidency of the Church,
[00:15.520 --> 00:16.840] will conduct this session.
[00:16.840 --> 00:28.960] Brothers and sisters, we welcome you
[00:28.960 --> 00:36.440] to the Sunday morning session of the 194th Annual General
[00:36.440 --> 00:41.600] Conference of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day
[00:41.600 --> 00:43.600] Saints.
[00:43.600 --> 00:49.240] President Russell M. Nelson, who is viewing this session
[00:49.240 --> 00:55.920] from home, has asked me to conduct this session.
[00:55.920 --> 01:00.120] We extend our greetings to those of you
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michaeljensen / 2024-04-003-sat-evening.mp3.txt
Created April 7, 2024 18:45
2024 April General Conference - Saturday Evening Session (transcription by whisper)
[00:00.000 --> 00:06.280] Elder Dale G. Renlund of the Quorum of the Twelve Apostles
[00:06.280 --> 00:07.560] will conduct this session.
[00:25.000 --> 00:29.640] Brothers and sisters, welcome to the Saturday evening session
[00:29.880 --> 00:33.360] of the 194th Annual General Conference
[00:33.360 --> 00:37.760] of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.
[00:37.760 --> 00:40.640] President Russell M. Nelson, who is viewing this session
[00:40.640 --> 00:44.960] from home, has asked me to conduct this session.
[00:44.960 --> 00:46.920] We welcome all who are participating
[00:46.920 --> 00:51.240] in these proceedings by radio, television, the Internet,
[00:51.240 --> 00:54.040] or satellite transmission.
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michaeljensen / 2024-04-002-sat-afternoon.mp3.txt
Created April 7, 2024 18:44
2024 April General Conference - Saturday Afternoon Session (transcription by whisper)
[00:00.000 --> 00:04.200] Elder Gary E. Stevenson, of the Quorum of the Twelve Apostles,
[00:04.200 --> 00:05.520] will conduct this session.
[00:20.800 --> 00:23.560] Brothers and sisters, we welcome you to the Saturday
[00:23.560 --> 00:29.880] afternoon session of the 194th Annual General Conference
[00:29.880 --> 00:32.840] of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.
[00:32.840 --> 00:35.400] President Russell M. Nelson has asked
[00:35.400 --> 00:38.280] me to conduct this session.
[00:38.280 --> 00:41.360] We extend our greetings to all who are in attendance
[00:41.360 --> 00:45.560] or who are participating by means of television, radio,
[00:45.560 --> 00:46.800] or the Internet.
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michaeljensen / 2024-04-001-sat-morning.mp3.txt
Last active April 7, 2024 18:44
2024 April General Conference - Saturday Morning Session (transcription by whisper)
[00:00.000 --> 00:03.120] Presidency of the Church will conduct this session.
[00:10.080 --> 00:13.400] Brothers and sisters, we welcome you
[00:13.400 --> 00:19.280] to the Saturday morning session of the 194th Annual General
[00:19.280 --> 00:23.120] Conference of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day
[00:23.120 --> 00:24.360] Saints.
[00:24.360 --> 00:28.600] We extend a warm welcome to members and friends
[00:28.600 --> 00:33.800] participating in the conference throughout the world.
[00:33.800 --> 00:37.800] President Russell M. Nelson, who is viewing this session
[00:37.800 --> 00:43.920] from home, has asked me to conduct this session.
[00:43.920 --> 00:46.800] We acknowledge the General Authorities and General
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michaeljensen / pwtest.sh
Last active January 10, 2023 17:38 — forked from jbrzozoski/pwtest.sh
Simple bash script to safely check passwords against the pwnedpasswords.com API
#!/bin/bash
# Get a password from the user...
while read -s -p "Enter password to check or Ctrl-C to quit: " pass2check
do
# Output a blank line to clean up output...
echo
# Get the SHA1 of the entered password...
sha1sum_output=`echo -n "${pass2check}" | sha1sum`
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michaeljensen / leaving_ting.md
Last active August 14, 2020 20:59
Breaking up with Ting

Mobile phone security is important

;tldr

After 6 years of being with Ting, I'm changing providers. Ting used to care about me, now they don't. I'm sorry Ting, we need to part ways. It's not me, it's you. You've changed and I don't want you to hurt me so I'm leaving.

Make sure your devices are up to date. If you have a phone that isn't receiving updates anymore, it's time to get a different one that does.


August 14, 2020

What happened?

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michaeljensen / install_wormhole.bat
Created June 10, 2020 20:36 — forked from JeremyNGalloway/install_wormhole.bat
Install Python magic-wormhole on Windows.
::
:: This script installs wormhole (https://github.com/warner/magic-wormhole) and
:: its prerequisites. Run this as an administrator.
::
:: Install chocolatey.
@"%SystemRoot%\System32\WindowsPowerShell\v1.0\powershell.exe" -NoProfile -InputFormat None -ExecutionPolicy Bypass -Command "iex ((New-Object System.Net.WebClient).DownloadString('https://chocolatey.org/install.ps1'))" && SET "PATH=%PATH%;%ALLUSERSPROFILE%\chocolatey\bin"
:: Install Python 3.
choco install -y python
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michaeljensen / keybase.md
Created April 10, 2020 18:01
keybase.md

Keybase proof

I hereby claim:

  • I am MichaelJensen on github.
  • I am michaeljensen (https://keybase.io/michaeljensen) on keybase.
  • I have a public key whose fingerprint is 56E4 3656 7259 C6AF 6A97 0E23 0F48 A18C E4D7 D3C1

To claim this, I am signing this object:

### Keybase proof
I hereby claim:
* I am MichaelJensen on github.
* I am michaeljensen (https://keybase.io/michaeljensen) on keybase.
* I have a public key whose fingerprint is 05EC 2823 C295 46BC 4953 C7A6 FC98 EB61 EACF D72A
To claim this, I am signing this object: