Riddle Solver

This is a riddle solver.

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Riddle: Whats black and white and red all over?
Answer: A newspaper

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Riddle: What dries by getting wet?
Answer: A towel

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Riddle: What is full of holes but still holds water?
Answer: A sponge


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Riddle: What comes twice in a minute, twice in a moment but never in a thousand years?
Answer: The letter M

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Riddle: What is in Seasons, seconds, centuries and minutes. But not in decades, days or years?
Answer: The letter N

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Riddle: What is heavier? A kilo of feathers or a kilo of gold?
Answer: They are both the same weight

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Riddle: The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?
Answer: Footsteps

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Riddle: What 8 letter word can have a letter taken away and it still makes a word. Take another letter away and it still makes a word. Keep on doing that until you have one letter left. What is the word?
Answer: The word is "Staring"

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Riddle: What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?
Answer: A Penny

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Riddle: You live in a one story house made entirely of redwood. What color would the stairs be?
Answer: There are no stairs

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Riddle: A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50." The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less. In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?
Answer: The man wrote "his exact weight"

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Riddle: What has many keys, but can't even open a single door?
Answer: A piano

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Riddle: What is more useful when its broken?
Answer: A egg

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Riddle: Re-arrange the letters, O O U S W T D N E J R, to spell just one word. What is it?
Answer: "just one word"

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Riddle: What is very sharp but not at all smart?
Answer: A knife

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Riddle: What tells you where to go, but has never been there?
Answer: A map

last 2 are made up examples which it was able to solve

I have written from beyond the grave. I have penned poems from the inner life. My words, not hers, and yet she still steals... my only wealth...clawing at what was mine.

The weaver ignored the Ding of bells and the blare of sirens and continued weaving a ornate Web

I sit without a seat nor even a stump
I am part of your life yet you never touch me. What am I?