mikesea

startdate=2015-01-01
enddate=`date "+%Y-%m-%d"`

startDateTs=`date -j -f "%Y-%m-%d" $startdate "+%s"`
endDateTs=`date -j -f "%Y-%m-%d" $enddate "+%s"`
dateTs=$startDateTs
offset=86400

while [ "$dateTs" -le "$endDateTs" ]
do

mikesea

### Keybase proof

I hereby claim:

  * I am mikesea on github.
  * I am mikec (https://keybase.io/mikec) on keybase.
  * I have a public key whose fingerprint is 2C4A DC67 30AB 3D41 F41F  8182 A735 F17B 829C D927

To claim this, I am signing this object:

mikesea

$ irb
irb(main):001:0> if false
irb(main):002:1> foo = "hi"
irb(main):003:1> end
=> nil
irb(main):004:0> foo
=> nil
irb(main):005:0> bar
NameError: undefined local variable or method `bar' for main:Object
	from (irb):5

mikesea

require 'new_relic/agent/instrumentation/controller_instrumentation'

DependencyDetection.defer do
  depends_on do
    defined?(WeaselDiesel) && defined?(WeaselDiesel::RequestHandler) &&
      WeaselDiesel::RequestHandler.method_defined?(:dispatch)
  end

  executes do
    NewRelic::Agent.logger.debug 'Installing WeaselDiesel instrumentation'

mikesea

require 'benchmark'

array = (1..1000000).map { rand }

Benchmark.bmbm do |x|
  x.report("for:") { for num in array; next; end }
  x.report("each:")  { array.each { |x| next }  }
end

mikesea

function getNext() {
    scan = badgeScans[index];
    console.log("got scan " + scan);

    if (scan) {
      var scanAction = svgContainer.selectAll("g")
        .data([scan], function(d){return d.scan_time});

      scanAction.exit().remove();

mikesea

require 'rest_client'
require 'active_support/cache'

class MyService

  def self.find(id)
    return unless id.present?
    cache("my-service:#{id}", :ttl => 1.day) do
      RestClient.get("http://myservice.com/foo/#{id}")
    end

mikesea

  on :message, /where\s?is (.+)/ do |m|
    nick = m.params[-1][/where\s?is (.+)/, 1]

    if nick == @bot.nick
      m.reply "#{@bot.nick} is both everywhere and nowhere."
      return
    end

    user = @bot.user_list.find(nick)

mikesea

# Path to your oh-my-zsh configuration.
ZSH=$HOME/.oh-my-zsh

# Set name of the theme to load.
# Look in ~/.oh-my-zsh/themes/
# Optionally, if you set this to "random", it'll load a random theme each
# time that oh-my-zsh is loaded.
ZSH_THEME="robbyrussell"

# Aliases

mikesea

require 'rubygems'
require 'cinch'
require 'geocoder'

bot = Cinch::Bot.new do
  configure do |c|
    c.server = "irc.freenode.org"
    c.channels = ["#super-cool-beans"]
    c.nick = "_davebot_"
  end