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var module = require('module');

module._extensions['.ext'] = function (module, filepath) {
  module.exports = 42;
};

console.dir(require('./whatever.ext'));

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function getLine(offset) {
  var stack = new Error().stack.split('\n'),
      line = stack[(offset || 1) + 1].split(':');
  return parseInt(line[line.length - 2], 10);
}

global.__defineGetter__('__LINE__', function () {
  return getLine(2);
});

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var http = require('http'),
    fork = require('child_process').fork;

var serverHandle, server;

function log(l) {
  console.log(process.pid + ': ' + l);
}

process.on('SIGUSR2', function () {

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var fs = require('fs');
fs.readFile('file', function (ಠ_ಠ, data) {
  if (ಠ_ಠ) {
    console.log("Node does not approve");
  }
});

mmalecki

13:20 < Nexxy> mmalecki, I experienced OC spray today!
13:21 <+mmalecki> Nexxy: why would you even
13:21 < Nexxy> I wanted to make sure it worked
13:22 < Nexxy> it... it works.
13:22 <+mmalecki> what.
13:22 < Nexxy> I bought OC spray for my waifu and I and I read that you should test them to make sure they work 
13:22 < Nexxy> so I did.
13:22 < Nexxy> and they do.
13:22 < Nexxy> really well.
13:23 < Nexxy> so well I had to take a nap after I was done choking

mmalecki

{
  "name": "super-secretz",
  "dependencies": {
    "secretz": "git+ssh://git@github.com:secretz/secretz.git"
  },
  "bundleDependencies": [ "secretz" ]
}

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GNU gdb (GDB) Fedora (7.2-52.fc14)
Copyright (C) 2010 Free Software Foundation, Inc.
License GPLv3+: GNU GPL version 3 or later <http://gnu.org/licenses/gpl.html>
This is free software: you are free to change and redistribute it.
There is NO WARRANTY, to the extent permitted by law.  Type "show copying"
and "show warranty" for details.
This GDB was configured as "i686-redhat-linux-gnu".
For bug reporting instructions, please see:
<http://www.gnu.org/software/gdb/bugs/>...
Reading symbols from /mnt/Data/Maciej/Programowanie/src/node-g/node...done.

mmalecki

[maciej@PC04 node-g]$ gdb --args ./node deps/npm/cli.js 
GNU gdb (GDB) Fedora (7.2-52.fc14)
Copyright (C) 2010 Free Software Foundation, Inc.
License GPLv3+: GNU GPL version 3 or later <http://gnu.org/licenses/gpl.html>
This is free software: you are free to change and redistribute it.
There is NO WARRANTY, to the extent permitted by law.  Type "show copying"
and "show warranty" for details.
This GDB was configured as "i686-redhat-linux-gnu".
For bug reporting instructions, please see:
<http://www.gnu.org/software/gdb/bugs/>...

mmalecki

[maciej@PC04 node]$ gdb --args ./node deps/npm/cli.js 
GNU gdb (GDB) Fedora (7.2-52.fc14)
Copyright (C) 2010 Free Software Foundation, Inc.
License GPLv3+: GNU GPL version 3 or later <http://gnu.org/licenses/gpl.html>
This is free software: you are free to change and redistribute it.
There is NO WARRANTY, to the extent permitted by law.  Type "show copying"
and "show warranty" for details.
This GDB was configured as "i686-redhat-linux-gnu".
For bug reporting instructions, please see:
<http://www.gnu.org/software/gdb/bugs/>...

mmalecki

[maciej@pc07 node (master)]$ make test
make -C out BUILDTYPE=Release
make[1]: Nothing to be done for `all'.
ln -fs out/Release/node node
python tools/test.py --mode=release simple message
=== release test-fs-watch ===                                              
Path: simple/test-fs-watch
Command: out/Release/node /Users/maciej/dev/JavaScript/node/test/simple/test-fs-watch.js
--- TIMEOUT ---
=== release test-http-full-response ===