My bash_profile

bash_profile

  ###########
# Aliases #
###########

alias ll='ls -l'
alias js='node'
alias subl='/Applications/Sublime\ Text\ 2.app/Contents/SharedSupport/bin/subl'
alias ls='ls -G'
alias gadd="git add .; git add -u .; git status;"
alias nook='cd ~/Projects/NookWeb/nook.com'   

# Folder aliases
alias cd..='cd ..'
alias ..='cd ..'
alias ...='cd ../../'
alias ....='cd ../../../'
alias .4='cd ../../../../'
alias .5='cd ../../../../../'
alias .6='cd ../../../../../../'
alias .7='cd ../../../../../../../'
alias .8='cd ../../../../../../../../'

alias psax="ps ax | grep --color "
alias myip="ifconfig | grep 'inet '"

#############
# Functions #
#############

# Google it! (or google that)
google()
{
  local s="$_"
  local query=

  case "$1" in
    '')   ;;
    that) query="search?q=${s//[[:space:]]/+}" ;;
    *)    s="$*"; query="search?q=${s//[[:space:]]/+}" ;;
  esac

  echo open /Applications/Google\ Chrome\ Canary.app/ "http://www.google.com/${query}"
}

# Quickly add a new alias with description (and auto source update)
function adal {
  desc="ADD DESCRIPTION..."
  if [ -n "$3" ]; then
  desc="$3"
  fi  
  echo "" >> ~/.bash_aliases
  echo "###" >> ~/.bash_aliases
  echo "##
   
  $desc" >> ~/.bash_aliases
  echo "#" >> ~/.bash_aliases
  echo "" >> ~/.bash_aliases
  echo "alias '$1'='$2'" >> ~/.bash_aliases
  source ~/.bash_aliases
  echo "" && echo "- Alias added -" && echo ""
}

function md () { mkdir -p $1; cd $1; }

###########
# For Fun #
###########
alias please="sudo"
alias shit='printf "Everything is going to be alright ⚘\n";'
alias fixairplay="sudo kill `ps -ax | grep 'coreaudiod' | grep 'sbin' |awk '{print $1}'`"

#################
# Command Promt #
#################

function parse_git_branch {
  git branch --no-color 2> /dev/null | sed -e '/^[^*]/d' -e 's/* \(.*\)/(\1)/'
}

function proml {
  local        BLUE="\[\033[0;34m\]"
  local         RED="\[\033[0;31m\]"
  local   LIGHT_RED="\[\033[1;31m\]"
  local       GREEN="\[\033[0;32m\]"
  local LIGHT_GREEN="\[\033[1;32m\]"
  local       WHITE="\[\033[1;37m\]"
  local  LIGHT_GRAY="\[\033[0;37m\]"

  case $TERM in
    xterm*)
    TITLEBAR='\[\033]0;\u@\h:\w\007\]'
    ;;
    *)
    ;;
  esac

PS1="\w$WHITE $LIGHT_GREEN\$(parse_git_branch)$BLUE ▶ $LIGHT_GRAY"
PS2='> '
PS4='+ '
}

proml

######################
# Rails and Ruby stuff
######################

source ~/.rvm/scripts/rvm
alias be='bundle exec'
alias prodnj="be rake nook:switch_services[fake-prod-nj]"
alias precommit="sourcce ~/.precommit"
ipfw add 1 forward 127.0.0.1,3000 ip from any to any 80 in

################
# Update Local
################
wget --output-document=$HOME/Dropbox/snippests/bash_profile https://gist.github.com/raw/4696114/
clear