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Lately, I've been telling my kids about "yes, and..." and how that's funny.
Tonight, after a long and very drawn-out bedtime procedure, I laid down the law.
"OK guys, time to go to sleep."
"But daddy, we didn't get a bedtime drink."
I'm getting really frustrated at this point.
"Jesus, really?! It's 9:00. Come on.", I blurt out, more profane than I was intending.
"Jesus just left Chicago?" my 7 year old son says, using his opponent's energy against them.
"Headed down to New Orleans?" I sheepishly admit.
"Muddy water turned to wine?" Thomas presses.
*sigh* Alight. "Takin' care of business is his name."
Drinks for everybody.
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