nathansmith/lulz.js

## lulz.js
(function(d) {
  'use strict';

  // DOM elements.
  var body = d.body;
  var html = d.documentElement;
  var head = d.head || d.getElementsByTagName('head')[0];

  // Style attributes.
  var b = body.style;
  var h = html.style;

  // Dimensions.
  var y = '100%';
  var x = y+' '+y;

  // Image URL.
  var u = 'url(http://f.cl.ly/items/1L150h2J2d3l0E3K1B3i/f.gif)';

  // Destroy <head> and <body> content.
  head.innerHTML = '';
  body.innerHTML = '';

  // Zero out margin/padding.
  b.margin = 0;
  b.padding = 0;

  // Make page full height.
  h.height = y;
  b.height = y;

  // Ensure background covers.
  b.backgroundSize = x;

  // Add the GIF.
  b.backgroundImage = u;
})(this.document);
	(function(d) {
	'use strict';

	// DOM elements.
	var body = d.body;
	var html = d.documentElement;
	var head = d.head \|\| d.getElementsByTagName('head')[0];

	// Style attributes.
	var b = body.style;
	var h = html.style;

	// Dimensions.
	var y = '100%';
	var x = y+' '+y;

	// Image URL.
	var u = 'url(http://f.cl.ly/items/1L150h2J2d3l0E3K1B3i/f.gif)';

	// Destroy <head> and <body> content.
	head.innerHTML = '';
	body.innerHTML = '';

	// Zero out margin/padding.
	b.margin = 0;
	b.padding = 0;

	// Make page full height.
	h.height = y;
	b.height = y;

	// Ensure background covers.
	b.backgroundSize = x;

	// Add the GIF.
	b.backgroundImage = u;
	})(this.document);