This is a game we play to see who goes first in a cube game. We select a criterion card at random, then each player chooses a random card from Scryfall. Whoever's card fits the criterion best gets to choose whether to play or draw. The criterion cards we use are as follows:
- Indiana Jones and the __________
- "On the Phenomenology of __________" (thesis name)
- JRPG Move (instant/sorcery only)
- Metal album cover (by art)
- Hallmark card (by art)
- Perfume name
- Romance novel cover (by art)
- Shakespearean insult
- Rap album name
- Naturopathic remedy
- Bar
- __________ is the future liberals want
- The gay agenda starts with __________
- Explanation for that look on your face when you drag your ass to work on Monday morning
- Cocktail name
- Excuse for why you didn't do your homework
- Sex position
- Death metal band name
- UFC fighter nickname
- "Stop trying to make '__________' happen"
- Most raw sexual energy (by art)
- Infomercial product name
- Reason I was excommunicated
- Euphemism for an infection
- Meal at an expensive hipster restaurant
- Excuse for calling out of work
- Name of a lipstick shade