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# packages ----
if (!require("pacman")) install.packages("pacman")
p_load(data.table, tidyr, tidytext, dplyr, ggplot2, viridis, ggstance, igraph, ggraph)
p_load_gh("dgrtwo/widyr")
# tidy ----
rick_and_morty_subs <- as_tibble(fread("rick_and_morty_subs_s01.csv")) %>%
mutate(text = iconv(text, to = "ASCII")) %>%
drop_na()
rick_and_morty_subs_tidy <- rick_and_morty_subs %>%
unnest_tokens(word,text) %>%
anti_join(stop_words)
# sentiment ----
rick_and_morty_sentiment <- rick_and_morty_subs_tidy %>%
inner_join(sentiments) %>%
count(episode_name, index = linenumber %/% 50, sentiment) %>%
spread(sentiment, n, fill = 0) %>%
mutate(sentiment = positive - negative) %>%
left_join(rick_and_morty_subs_tidy[,c("episode_name","season","episode")] %>% distinct()) %>%
arrange(season,episode) %>%
mutate(episode_name = paste(season,episode,"-",episode_name),
season = factor(season, labels = c("Season 1"))) %>%
select(episode_name, season, everything(), -episode)
# words ----
rick_and_morty_words <- rick_and_morty_subs_tidy %>%
filter(season == "S01")
word_cooccurences <- rick_and_morty_words %>%
pairwise_count(word, linenumber, sort = TRUE)
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linenumber,timecode_in,timecode_out,text,season,episode,episode_name
1,00:00:00.720,00:00:02.595,[ footsteps approaching ],S01,E01,Pilot
2,00:00:02.720,00:00:03.225,">> rick: morty, you got to come",S01,E01,Pilot
3,00:00:03.350,00:00:03.825,on.,S01,E01,Pilot
4,00:00:03.950,00:00:04.765,you got to come with me.,S01,E01,Pilot
5,00:00:04.890,00:00:05.765,>> morty: what's going on?,S01,E01,Pilot
6,00:00:05.890,00:00:06.565,>> rick: i got a surprise for,S01,E01,Pilot
7,00:00:06.690,00:00:07.295,"you, morty.",S01,E01,Pilot
8,00:00:07.420,00:00:08.195,>> morty: it's the middle of the,S01,E01,Pilot
9,00:00:08.320,00:00:08.925,night.,S01,E01,Pilot
10,00:00:09.050,00:00:09.495,>> rick: i got a surprise for,S01,E01,Pilot
11,00:00:09.620,00:00:09.965,you.,S01,E01,Pilot
12,00:00:10.090,00:00:10.965,>> morty: ow!,S01,E01,Pilot
13,00:00:11.090,00:00:12.195,ow! you're tugging me too hard.,S01,E01,Pilot
14,00:00:12.320,00:00:13.365,>> rick: i got a surprise for,S01,E01,Pilot
15,00:00:13.490,00:00:14.195,"you, morty.",S01,E01,Pilot
16,00:00:17.050,00:00:18.165,what do you [burps] what do you,S01,E01,Pilot
17,00:00:18.290,00:00:19.165,"think of this flying vehicle,",S01,E01,Pilot
18,00:00:19.290,00:00:19.925,morty?,S01,E01,Pilot
19,00:00:20.050,00:00:20.895,i built it out of stuff i found,S01,E01,Pilot
20,00:00:21.020,00:00:21.925,in the garage.,S01,E01,Pilot
21,00:00:22.050,00:00:22.795,">> morty: yeah, rick, it's",S01,E01,Pilot
22,00:00:22.920,00:00:23.625,it's great.,S01,E01,Pilot
23,00:00:23.750,00:00:24.925,is this the surprise?,S01,E01,Pilot
24,00:00:25.050,00:00:26.325,">> rick: morty, i had to i",S01,E01,Pilot
25,00:00:26.450,00:00:27.895,had to do i had to i had,S01,E01,Pilot
26,00:00:28.020,00:00:28.865,"to i had to make a bomb,",S01,E01,Pilot
27,00:00:28.990,00:00:29.795,morty.,S01,E01,Pilot
28,00:00:29.920,00:00:30.695,i had to create a bomb.,S01,E01,Pilot
29,00:00:30.820,00:00:31.625,>> morty: what?! a bomb?!,S01,E01,Pilot
30,00:00:31.750,00:00:32.595,>> rick: we're gonna drop it,S01,E01,Pilot
31,00:00:32.720,00:00:33.495,down there just get a whole,S01,E01,Pilot
32,00:00:33.620,00:00:34.195,"fresh start, morty.",S01,E01,Pilot
33,00:00:34.320,00:00:35.225,create a whole fresh start.,S01,E01,Pilot
34,00:00:35.350,00:00:35.825,>> morty: t-t-that's absolutely,S01,E01,Pilot
35,00:00:35.950,00:00:36.625,crazy!,S01,E01,Pilot
36,00:00:36.750,00:00:37.495,">> rick: come on, morty.",S01,E01,Pilot
37,00:00:37.620,00:00:38.095,"just take it easy, morty.",S01,E01,Pilot
38,00:00:38.220,00:00:39.165,it's gonna be good.,S01,E01,Pilot
39,00:00:39.290,00:00:40.565,"right now, we're gonna go pick",S01,E01,Pilot
40,00:00:40.690,00:00:41.565,up your little friend jessica.,S01,E01,Pilot
41,00:00:41.690,00:00:42.425,>> morty: jessica?,S01,E01,Pilot
42,00:00:42.550,00:00:43.365,from my math class?,S01,E01,Pilot
43,00:00:43.490,00:00:44.795,">> rick: when i drop the bomb, i",S01,E01,Pilot
44,00:00:44.920,00:00:46.565,"don't you know, i want you to",S01,E01,Pilot
45,00:00:46.690,00:00:47.725,"have somebody, you know i",S01,E01,Pilot
46,00:00:47.850,00:00:48.825,want you to have the thing,S01,E01,Pilot
47,00:00:48.950,00:00:49.924,i'm gonna make it like a new,S01,E01,Pilot
48,00:00:50.049,00:00:50.725,"adam and eve, and you're gonna",S01,E01,Pilot
49,00:00:50.850,00:00:51.525,be adam.,S01,E01,Pilot
50,00:00:51.650,00:00:52.595,>> morty: [ groans ],S01,E01,Pilot
51,00:00:52.720,00:00:53.795,>> rick: and jessica's gonna be,S01,E01,Pilot
52,00:00:53.920,00:00:54.525,"eve, and so that's the surprise,",S01,E01,Pilot
53,00:00:54.650,00:00:55.165,morty.,S01,E01,Pilot
54,00:00:55.290,00:00:56.265,">> morty: no, you can't!",S01,E01,Pilot
55,00:00:56.390,00:00:56.924,j-jessica doesn't even know i,S01,E01,Pilot
56,00:00:57.049,00:00:57.825,exist.,S01,E01,Pilot
57,00:00:57.950,00:00:58.924,but but but forget about,S01,E01,Pilot
58,00:00:59.049,00:00:59.665,"that, because you can't blow up",S01,E01,Pilot
59,00:00:59.790,00:01:00.525,humanity.,S01,E01,Pilot
60,00:01:00.650,00:01:01.465,>> rick: i-i get what you're,S01,E01,Pilot
61,00:01:01.590,00:01:02.295,"trying to say, m-morty.",S01,E01,Pilot
62,00:01:02.420,00:01:03.625,"listen, i'm not you don't",S01,E01,Pilot
63,00:01:03.750,00:01:04.765,y-y-you don't got to worry about,S01,E01,Pilot
64,00:01:04.890,00:01:05.894,me trying to fool around with,S01,E01,Pilot
65,00:01:06.019,00:01:06.825,with jessica or mess around with,S01,E01,Pilot
66,00:01:06.950,00:01:07.864,jessica or anything.,S01,E01,Pilot
67,00:01:07.989,00:01:08.595,"i'm i'm not that kind of guy,",S01,E01,Pilot
68,00:01:08.720,00:01:09.265,morty.,S01,E01,Pilot
69,00:01:09.390,00:01:10.265,>> morty: what are you talking,S01,E01,Pilot
70,00:01:10.390,00:01:11.025,"about, rick?",S01,E01,Pilot
71,00:01:11.150,00:01:12.095,>> rick: you you you don't,S01,E01,Pilot
72,00:01:12.220,00:01:13.165,have to worry about me getting,S01,E01,Pilot
73,00:01:13.290,00:01:14.165,with jessica or anything.,S01,E01,Pilot
74,00:01:14.290,00:01:15.095,she she she she,S01,E01,Pilot
75,00:01:15.220,00:01:16.065,"she's all for you, morty.",S01,E01,Pilot
76,00:01:16.190,00:01:16.724,>> morty: i don't care about,S01,E01,Pilot
77,00:01:16.849,00:01:17.595,jessica!,S01,E01,Pilot
78,00:01:17.720,00:01:18.495,">> rick: you know what, morty?",S01,E01,Pilot
79,00:01:18.620,00:01:19.165,you're right.,S01,E01,Pilot
80,00:01:19.290,00:01:19.894,let's forget the girl all,S01,E01,Pilot
81,00:01:20.019,00:01:20.765,together.,S01,E01,Pilot
82,00:01:20.890,00:01:21.765,she she's probably nothing,S01,E01,Pilot
83,00:01:21.890,00:01:22.694,"but trouble, anyways.",S01,E01,Pilot
84,00:01:22.819,00:01:24.095,>> arming neutrino bomb.,S01,E01,Pilot
85,00:01:24.220,00:01:24.765,>> morty: that's it that's,S01,E01,Pilot
86,00:01:24.890,00:01:25.525,"it, rick.",S01,E01,Pilot
87,00:01:25.650,00:01:26.265,i'm taking the wheel.,S01,E01,Pilot
88,00:01:26.390,00:01:27.265,">> rick: get off of me, morty!",S01,E01,Pilot
89,00:01:27.390,00:01:28.125,>> morty: i'm taking charge of,S01,E01,Pilot
90,00:01:28.250,00:01:29.194,"this situation, buddy.",S01,E01,Pilot
91,00:01:29.319,00:01:30.224,>> rick: what's gotten into you?,S01,E01,Pilot
92,00:01:30.349,00:01:31.625,>> morty: i'm i'm i'm,S01,E01,Pilot
93,00:01:31.750,00:01:32.595,i'm not gonna stand around like,S01,E01,Pilot
94,00:01:32.720,00:01:33.665,some sort of dumb...,S01,E01,Pilot
95,00:01:33.790,00:01:34.724,">> rick: what are you, crazy?",S01,E01,Pilot
96,00:01:34.849,00:01:35.924,>> morty:... person and just,S01,E01,Pilot
97,00:01:36.049,00:01:37.095,let you blow up the whole world.,S01,E01,Pilot
98,00:01:37.220,00:01:38.065,">> rick: all right, all right.",S01,E01,Pilot
99,00:01:38.190,00:01:38.965,i'll i'll land.,S01,E01,Pilot
100,00:01:39.090,00:01:39.825,i'll land. i'll land.,S01,E01,Pilot
101,00:01:39.950,00:01:40.724,i'll land the thing.,S01,E01,Pilot
102,00:01:40.849,00:01:42.025,i'll land the thing.,S01,E01,Pilot
103,00:01:42.150,00:01:43.625,big tough guy all of a sudden.,S01,E01,Pilot
104,00:01:46.420,00:01:47.795,"we'll park it right here, morty.",S01,E01,Pilot
105,00:01:47.920,00:01:48.694,right here on the s-side of the,S01,E01,Pilot
106,00:01:48.819,00:01:49.595,r-road here.,S01,E01,Pilot
107,00:01:49.720,00:01:50.625,">> morty: oh, thank god.",S01,E01,Pilot
108,00:01:50.750,00:01:51.694,>> rick: you know what?,S01,E01,Pilot
109,00:01:51.819,00:01:53.765,"that was all a test, morty.",S01,E01,Pilot
110,00:01:53.890,00:01:55.724,just an elaborate test to make,S01,E01,Pilot
111,00:01:55.849,00:01:56.465,you more assertive.,S01,E01,Pilot
112,00:01:56.590,00:01:57.095,>> morty: it was?,S01,E01,Pilot
113,00:01:57.220,00:01:57.965,>> rick: sure. why not?,S01,E01,Pilot
114,00:01:58.090,00:01:58.995,i don't i don't know.,S01,E01,Pilot
115,00:01:59.120,00:01:59.864,"you you know what, mo",S01,E01,Pilot
116,00:01:59.989,00:02:01.125,[ snoring ],S01,E01,Pilot
117,00:02:01.250,00:02:02.465,>> neutrino bomb armed.,S01,E01,Pilot
118,00:02:02.590,00:02:03.495,[ beeping ],S01,E01,Pilot
119,00:02:03.620,00:02:05.025,>> morty: um...,S01,E01,Pilot
120,00:02:05.150,00:02:06.649,[ beeping increases ],S01,E01,Pilot
121,00:02:39.220,00:02:41.065,>> jerry: i see there's a new,S01,E01,Pilot
122,00:02:41.190,00:02:42.324,episode of that singing show,S01,E01,Pilot
123,00:02:42.449,00:02:43.164,tonight.,S01,E01,Pilot
124,00:02:43.289,00:02:44.164,who do you guys think is gonna,S01,E01,Pilot
125,00:02:44.289,00:02:45.095,be the best singer?,S01,E01,Pilot
126,00:02:45.220,00:02:46.065,">> summer: oh, my god.",S01,E01,Pilot
127,00:02:46.190,00:02:46.995,his head is in his food.,S01,E01,Pilot
128,00:02:47.120,00:02:48.065,i'm going to puke.,S01,E01,Pilot
129,00:02:48.190,00:02:48.824,">> beth: morty, are you getting",S01,E01,Pilot
130,00:02:48.949,00:02:49.764,sick?,S01,E01,Pilot
131,00:02:49.889,00:02:50.824,i told you not to practice-kiss,S01,E01,Pilot
132,00:02:50.949,00:02:51.764,the living-room pillow.,S01,E01,Pilot
133,00:02:51.889,00:02:52.794,the dog sleeps on it.,S01,E01,Pilot
134,00:02:52.919,00:02:53.625,>> morty: i wasn't kissing a,S01,E01,Pilot
135,00:02:53.750,00:02:54.865,"pillow, mom.",S01,E01,Pilot
136,00:02:54.990,00:02:56.495,i just i didn't get a lot of,S01,E01,Pilot
137,00:02:56.620,00:02:57.764,sleep last night.,S01,E01,Pilot
138,00:02:57.889,00:02:58.565,maybe my dreams were just too,S01,E01,Pilot
139,00:02:58.690,00:02:59.365,loud or something.,S01,E01,Pilot
140,00:02:59.490,00:03:00.425,>> summer: or maybe you were out,S01,E01,Pilot
141,00:03:00.550,00:03:00.965,all night again with,S01,E01,Pilot
142,00:03:01.090,00:03:01.625,grandpa rick.,S01,E01,Pilot
143,00:03:01.750,00:03:02.294,>> jerry: what?!,S01,E01,Pilot
144,00:03:02.419,00:03:02.995,>> beth: dad?,S01,E01,Pilot
145,00:03:03.120,00:03:04.065,">> rick: what, so everyone's",S01,E01,Pilot
146,00:03:04.190,00:03:04.764,supposed to sleep every single,S01,E01,Pilot
147,00:03:04.889,00:03:05.764,night now?,S01,E01,Pilot
148,00:03:05.889,00:03:06.694,you realize that nighttime makes,S01,E01,Pilot
149,00:03:06.819,00:03:07.465,up half of all time?,S01,E01,Pilot
150,00:03:07.590,00:03:08.025,>> jerry: damn it!,S01,E01,Pilot
151,00:03:08.150,00:03:08.694,>> beth: jerry!,S01,E01,Pilot
152,00:03:08.819,00:03:09.525,>> jerry: beth!,S01,E01,Pilot
153,00:03:09.650,00:03:10.465,">> summer: oh, my god.",S01,E01,Pilot
154,00:03:10.590,00:03:10.995,my parents are so loud.,S01,E01,Pilot
155,00:03:11.120,00:03:11.925,i want to die.,S01,E01,Pilot
156,00:03:12.050,00:03:12.625,">> rick: mm, there is no god,",S01,E01,Pilot
157,00:03:12.750,00:03:13.365,summer.,S01,E01,Pilot
158,00:03:13.490,00:03:14.164,you got to rip that band-aid off,S01,E01,Pilot
159,00:03:14.289,00:03:14.764,now.,S01,E01,Pilot
160,00:03:14.889,00:03:15.664,you'll thank me later.,S01,E01,Pilot
161,00:03:15.789,00:03:16.625,">> jerry: okay, with all due",S01,E01,Pilot
162,00:03:16.750,00:03:17.395,"respect, rick what am i",S01,E01,Pilot
163,00:03:17.520,00:03:18.425,talking about?,S01,E01,Pilot
164,00:03:18.550,00:03:19.724,what respect is due?,S01,E01,Pilot
165,00:03:19.849,00:03:21.294,how is my son supposed to pass,S01,E01,Pilot
166,00:03:21.419,00:03:23.095,his classes if you keep dragging,S01,E01,Pilot
167,00:03:23.220,00:03:24.525,him off for high-concept sci-fi,S01,E01,Pilot
168,00:03:24.650,00:03:25.194,rigamarole?,S01,E01,Pilot
169,00:03:25.319,00:03:26.264,">> rick: listen, jerry, i-i",S01,E01,Pilot
170,00:03:26.389,00:03:27.264,don't want to overstep my bounds,S01,E01,Pilot
171,00:03:27.389,00:03:27.764,or anything.,S01,E01,Pilot
172,00:03:27.889,00:03:28.495,it's your house.,S01,E01,Pilot
173,00:03:28.620,00:03:29.224,it's your world.,S01,E01,Pilot
174,00:03:29.349,00:03:30.724,you're a real julius caesar.,S01,E01,Pilot
175,00:03:30.849,00:03:31.824,but i'll tell you some tell,S01,E01,Pilot
176,00:03:31.949,00:03:32.664,you how how i feel about,S01,E01,Pilot
177,00:03:32.789,00:03:33.724,"school, jerry.",S01,E01,Pilot
178,00:03:33.849,00:03:34.824,it's a waste of time a bunch,S01,E01,Pilot
179,00:03:34.949,00:03:35.824,"of people running around,",S01,E01,Pilot
180,00:03:35.949,00:03:36.925,bumping into each other.,S01,E01,Pilot
181,00:03:37.050,00:03:37.794,"g-guy up front says, ""two plus",S01,E01,Pilot
182,00:03:37.919,00:03:38.664,"two.""",S01,E01,Pilot
183,00:03:38.789,00:03:39.465,"the people in the back say,",S01,E01,Pilot
184,00:03:39.590,00:03:40.194,"""four.""",S01,E01,Pilot
185,00:03:40.319,00:03:41.625,"then the bell rings, and they",S01,E01,Pilot
186,00:03:41.750,00:03:42.925,give you a carton of milk and a,S01,E01,Pilot
187,00:03:43.050,00:03:44.194,pce of paper that says you can,S01,E01,Pilot
188,00:03:44.319,00:03:45.625,go take a dump or something.,S01,E01,Pilot
189,00:03:45.750,00:03:46.824,"i mean, it's it's not a place",S01,E01,Pilot
190,00:03:46.949,00:03:48.264,"for smart people, jerry.",S01,E01,Pilot
191,00:03:48.389,00:03:49.764,and i know that's not a popular,S01,E01,Pilot
192,00:03:49.889,00:03:50.824,"opinion, but it's my two cents",S01,E01,Pilot
193,00:03:50.949,00:03:52.895,on the issue.,S01,E01,Pilot
194,00:03:53.020,00:03:54.365,"this was a good breakfast, beth.",S01,E01,Pilot
195,00:03:54.490,00:03:55.694,you really made the crap out of,S01,E01,Pilot
196,00:03:55.819,00:03:56.764,those eggs.,S01,E01,Pilot
197,00:03:56.889,00:03:57.824,i wish your mother was here to,S01,E01,Pilot
198,00:03:57.949,00:03:58.724,eat them.,S01,E01,Pilot
199,00:03:58.849,00:03:59.824,">> beth: oh, dad.",S01,E01,Pilot
200,00:03:59.949,00:04:00.764,>> jerry: what?,S01,E01,Pilot
201,00:04:00.889,00:04:02.794,for real?,S01,E01,Pilot
202,00:04:02.919,00:04:04.294,">> all right, now, everybody get",S01,E01,Pilot
203,00:04:04.419,00:04:05.095,settled.,S01,E01,Pilot
204,00:04:05.220,00:04:06.764,get away from the windows!,S01,E01,Pilot
205,00:04:06.889,00:04:07.995,"now, look, we're gonna be",S01,E01,Pilot
206,00:04:08.120,00:04:08.965,dealing with some real serious,S01,E01,Pilot
207,00:04:09.090,00:04:09.995,stuff today.,S01,E01,Pilot
208,00:04:10.120,00:04:11.065,you might have heard of it.,S01,E01,Pilot
209,00:04:11.190,00:04:12.194,it's called math.,S01,E01,Pilot
210,00:04:12.319,00:04:13.795,"and without it, none of us would",S01,E01,Pilot
211,00:04:13.920,00:04:14.925,"even exist, so let's jump right",S01,E01,Pilot
212,00:04:15.050,00:04:15.824,in two plus two.,S01,E01,Pilot
213,00:04:15.949,00:04:16.725,>> morty: jessica.,S01,E01,Pilot
214,00:04:16.850,00:04:18.524,>> five plus five.,S01,E01,Pilot
215,00:04:18.649,00:04:19.394,>> morty: tenssica.,S01,E01,Pilot
216,00:04:19.519,00:04:20.824,">> okay, good.",S01,E01,Pilot
217,00:04:20.949,00:04:21.764,it's time for the quiz.,S01,E01,Pilot
218,00:04:21.889,00:04:22.625,[ all groan ],S01,E01,Pilot
219,00:04:22.750,00:04:23.464,"yeah, you know what?!",S01,E01,Pilot
220,00:04:23.589,00:04:24.365,"aw, too bad!",S01,E01,Pilot
221,00:04:24.490,00:04:25.524,tough!,S01,E01,Pilot
222,00:04:25.649,00:04:26.725,"first row, take one.",S01,E01,Pilot
223,00:04:26.850,00:04:28.065,pass it back for me.,S01,E01,Pilot
224,00:04:28.190,00:04:28.824,the stakes are high in this,S01,E01,Pilot
225,00:04:28.949,00:04:29.764,room.,S01,E01,Pilot
226,00:04:29.889,00:04:31.095,there's crucial things happening,S01,E01,Pilot
227,00:04:31.220,00:04:32.065,here every day.,S01,E01,Pilot
228,00:04:32.190,00:04:33.264,people getting smarter.,S01,E01,Pilot
229,00:04:33.389,00:04:34.725,some of y'all getting dumber.,S01,E01,Pilot
230,00:04:34.850,00:04:35.625,some of y'all ain't gonna see,S01,E01,Pilot
231,00:04:35.750,00:04:37.250,3:00.,S01,E01,Pilot
232,00:04:38.790,00:04:40.694,">> hi, morty.",S01,E01,Pilot
233,00:04:40.819,00:04:41.795,>> morty: whoa!,S01,E01,Pilot
234,00:04:41.920,00:04:42.894,"hi, jessica.",S01,E01,Pilot
235,00:04:43.019,00:04:44.065,>> can i show these to you?,S01,E01,Pilot
236,00:04:44.190,00:04:45.095,>> morty: wow.,S01,E01,Pilot
237,00:04:45.220,00:04:46.565,th-they're both great.,S01,E01,Pilot
238,00:04:46.690,00:04:47.625,thank you.,S01,E01,Pilot
239,00:04:47.750,00:04:48.725,>> you know what i named these?,S01,E01,Pilot
240,00:04:48.850,00:04:49.764,my little morties.,S01,E01,Pilot
241,00:04:49.889,00:04:50.964,">> morty: uh, that's",S01,E01,Pilot
242,00:04:51.089,00:04:52.595,flattering... and a little weird.,S01,E01,Pilot
243,00:04:52.720,00:04:53.764,>> do you know what i want you,S01,E01,Pilot
244,00:04:53.889,00:04:54.764,to do with them?,S01,E01,Pilot
245,00:04:54.889,00:04:55.795,>> morty: rename them?,S01,E01,Pilot
246,00:04:55.920,00:04:57.425,>> squeeze them.,S01,E01,Pilot
247,00:04:57.550,00:04:58.464,manhandle them.,S01,E01,Pilot
248,00:04:58.589,00:04:59.694,give them the business.,S01,E01,Pilot
249,00:04:59.819,00:05:01.095,see if you can shuffle them.,S01,E01,Pilot
250,00:05:01.220,00:05:02.495,"i mean, really get in there and",S01,E01,Pilot
251,00:05:02.620,00:05:03.495,knock them around.,S01,E01,Pilot
252,00:05:03.620,00:05:04.324,no wrong answers.,S01,E01,Pilot
253,00:05:04.449,00:05:05.065,>> morty: wow.,S01,E01,Pilot
254,00:05:05.190,00:05:07.024,"well, okay, jessica.",S01,E01,Pilot
255,00:05:07.149,00:05:08.194,l-let's give this a shot.,S01,E01,Pilot
256,00:05:08.319,00:05:09.365,>> mm.,S01,E01,Pilot
257,00:05:09.490,00:05:10.964,"oh, morty.",S01,E01,Pilot
258,00:05:11.089,00:05:12.764,what are you doing to me?,S01,E01,Pilot
259,00:05:12.889,00:05:13.495,">> morty: uh, i-i'm just doing",S01,E01,Pilot
260,00:05:13.620,00:05:14.425,my best.,S01,E01,Pilot
261,00:05:14.550,00:05:15.165,>> morty!,S01,E01,Pilot
262,00:05:15.290,00:05:16.365,what are you doing to me?!,S01,E01,Pilot
263,00:05:16.490,00:05:16.925,>> morty: jessica.,S01,E01,Pilot
264,00:05:17.050,00:05:18.694,>> morty!,S01,E01,Pilot
265,00:05:18.819,00:05:20.595,>> morty: [ mumbling ] jessica.,S01,E01,Pilot
266,00:05:20.720,00:05:21.625,">> five more minutes of this,",S01,E01,Pilot
267,00:05:21.750,00:05:23.125,and i'm gonna get mad.,S01,E01,Pilot
268,00:05:23.250,00:05:24.625,>> morty: je-jessica.,S01,E01,Pilot
269,00:05:24.750,00:05:25.665,[ mumbling ] jessica.,S01,E01,Pilot
270,00:05:25.790,00:05:26.495,>> not my fault this is,S01,E01,Pilot
271,00:05:26.620,00:05:27.125,happening.,S01,E01,Pilot
272,00:05:27.250,00:05:29.925,[ school bell rings ],S01,E01,Pilot
273,00:05:30.050,00:05:31.095,">> well, well, well.",S01,E01,Pilot
274,00:05:31.220,00:05:31.925,">> morty: uh, morning, frank.",S01,E01,Pilot
275,00:05:32.050,00:05:32.925,">> ""morning""?",S01,E01,Pilot
276,00:05:33.050,00:05:33.725,what was what is that,S01,E01,Pilot
277,00:05:33.850,00:05:34.595,supposed to mean?,S01,E01,Pilot
278,00:05:34.720,00:05:35.495,you making fun of me?,S01,E01,Pilot
279,00:05:35.620,00:05:35.995,are you trying to say my,S01,E01,Pilot
280,00:05:36.120,00:05:36.925,family's poor?,S01,E01,Pilot
281,00:05:37.050,00:05:37.865,">> morty: oh, geez, frank.",S01,E01,Pilot
282,00:05:37.990,00:05:38.595,i don't know if a knife is,S01,E01,Pilot
283,00:05:38.720,00:05:39.625,necessary.,S01,E01,Pilot
284,00:05:39.750,00:05:41.024,"i mean, you know, y-you kind of",S01,E01,Pilot
285,00:05:41.149,00:05:42.595,had things handled without it.,S01,E01,Pilot
286,00:05:42.720,00:05:43.495,>> you telling me how to bully,S01,E01,Pilot
287,00:05:43.620,00:05:44.095,now?,S01,E01,Pilot
288,00:05:44.220,00:05:46.264,"big mistake, morty.",S01,E01,Pilot
289,00:05:46.389,00:05:48.464,"and now i'm gonna cut you,",S01,E01,Pilot
290,00:05:48.589,00:05:49.865,'cause my family's rich.,S01,E01,Pilot
291,00:05:49.990,00:05:52.065,[ gasps ],S01,E01,Pilot
292,00:05:52.190,00:05:53.065,">> rick: there you are, morty.",S01,E01,Pilot
293,00:05:53.190,00:05:54.024,listen to me.,S01,E01,Pilot
294,00:05:54.149,00:05:55.165,i got an errand to run in a,S01,E01,Pilot
295,00:05:55.290,00:05:56.324,whole different dimension.,S01,E01,Pilot
296,00:05:56.449,00:05:57.694,i need an extra pair of hands.,S01,E01,Pilot
297,00:05:57.819,00:05:58.824,">> morty: oh, geez, rick.",S01,E01,Pilot
298,00:05:58.949,00:05:59.925,w-what'd you do to frank?,S01,E01,Pilot
299,00:06:00.050,00:06:00.694,">> rick: it's pretty obvious,",S01,E01,Pilot
300,00:06:00.819,00:06:01.295,morty.,S01,E01,Pilot
301,00:06:01.420,00:06:02.095,i froze him.,S01,E01,Pilot
302,00:06:02.220,00:06:02.865,"now listen i need your help,",S01,E01,Pilot
303,00:06:02.990,00:06:03.725,morty.,S01,E01,Pilot
304,00:06:03.850,00:06:04.964,"i mean, we got we got to",S01,E01,Pilot
305,00:06:05.089,00:06:06.194,get get the hell out of here,S01,E01,Pilot
306,00:06:06.319,00:06:07.264,and go take care of business.,S01,E01,Pilot
307,00:06:07.389,00:06:08.764,[ burps ],S01,E01,Pilot
308,00:06:08.889,00:06:09.865,"it's important. come on, morty.",S01,E01,Pilot
309,00:06:09.990,00:06:10.925,">> morty: i don't know, rick.",S01,E01,Pilot
310,00:06:11.050,00:06:12.024,i-i can't leave school again.,S01,E01,Pilot
311,00:06:12.149,00:06:13.165,>> rick: do you have any concept,S01,E01,Pilot
312,00:06:13.290,00:06:14.095,of how much higher the stakes,S01,E01,Pilot
313,00:06:14.220,00:06:15.125,"get out there, morty?",S01,E01,Pilot
314,00:06:15.250,00:06:16.065,what do you think i can just,S01,E01,Pilot
315,00:06:16.190,00:06:16.694,do it all by myself?,S01,E01,Pilot
316,00:06:16.819,00:06:17.665,come on!,S01,E01,Pilot
317,00:06:17.790,00:06:18.894,">> morty: aw, geez. okay.",S01,E01,Pilot
318,00:06:19.019,00:06:20.524,i guess i can skip history.,S01,E01,Pilot
319,00:06:20.649,00:06:21.595,what about frank?,S01,E01,Pilot
320,00:06:21.720,00:06:22.425,"i mean, shouldn't you unfreeze",S01,E01,Pilot
321,00:06:22.550,00:06:23.024,him?,S01,E01,Pilot
322,00:06:23.149,00:06:23.865,">> rick: i'll do it later,",S01,E01,Pilot
323,00:06:23.990,00:06:24.495,morty.,S01,E01,Pilot
324,00:06:24.620,00:06:25.225,he'll be fine.,S01,E01,Pilot
325,00:06:25.350,00:06:27.650,let's go.,S01,E01,Pilot
326,00:06:28.720,00:06:29.165,">> summer: [ thinking ] oh, my",S01,E01,Pilot
327,00:06:29.290,00:06:30.125,god.,S01,E01,Pilot
328,00:06:30.250,00:06:31.495,i'm about to walk past,S01,E01,Pilot
329,00:06:31.620,00:06:32.694,frank palicky.,S01,E01,Pilot
330,00:06:32.819,00:06:33.595,this is the story we'll be,S01,E01,Pilot
331,00:06:33.720,00:06:35.725,telling our children.,S01,E01,Pilot
332,00:06:35.850,00:06:37.394,"hi, frank.",S01,E01,Pilot
333,00:06:37.519,00:06:39.725,"[ cracks, shatters ]",S01,E01,Pilot
334,00:06:39.850,00:06:41.150,aah!,S01,E01,Pilot
335,00:06:41.550,00:06:43.665,[ horse whinnying ],S01,E01,Pilot
336,00:06:43.790,00:06:44.694,>> beth: scalpel.,S01,E01,Pilot
337,00:06:44.819,00:06:45.495,>> scalpel.,S01,E01,Pilot
338,00:06:45.620,00:06:46.464,[ door opens ],S01,E01,Pilot
339,00:06:46.589,00:06:47.365,">> jerry: knock, knock.",S01,E01,Pilot
340,00:06:47.490,00:06:48.295,>> beth: jerry?,S01,E01,Pilot
341,00:06:48.420,00:06:49.824,>> jerry: my manager gave me an,S01,E01,Pilot
342,00:06:49.949,00:06:51.065,"hour for lunch, and i thought,",S01,E01,Pilot
343,00:06:51.190,00:06:52.394,"""hey, why not swing by where",S01,E01,Pilot
344,00:06:52.519,00:06:52.964,"your wife works?""",S01,E01,Pilot
345,00:06:53.089,00:06:53.725,[ flatline ],S01,E01,Pilot
346,00:06:53.850,00:06:54.324,>> we're losing him.,S01,E01,Pilot
347,00:06:54.449,00:06:55.324,[ beeps ],S01,E01,Pilot
348,00:06:55.449,00:06:56.065,"okay, he's back.",S01,E01,Pilot
349,00:06:56.190,00:06:57.065,">> beth: jerry, please tell me",S01,E01,Pilot
350,00:06:57.190,00:06:57.764,you're here for an incredibly,S01,E01,Pilot
351,00:06:57.889,00:06:58.824,urgent reason.,S01,E01,Pilot
352,00:06:58.949,00:07:00.125,">> jerry: well, it's lunch.",S01,E01,Pilot
353,00:07:00.250,00:07:01.264,"i mean, it's one of three meals",S01,E01,Pilot
354,00:07:01.389,00:07:02.264,that have existed for millennia.,S01,E01,Pilot
355,00:07:02.389,00:07:02.725,[ flatline ],S01,E01,Pilot
356,00:07:02.850,00:07:03.324,>> losing him.,S01,E01,Pilot
357,00:07:03.449,00:07:04.295,[ beeps ],S01,E01,Pilot
358,00:07:04.420,00:07:05.125,stabilized.,S01,E01,Pilot
359,00:07:05.250,00:07:06.764,">> beth: okay, i only ask,",S01,E01,Pilot
360,00:07:06.889,00:07:08.225,"jerry, because, as you know, my",S01,E01,Pilot
361,00:07:08.350,00:07:09.495,job involves performing heart,S01,E01,Pilot
362,00:07:09.620,00:07:10.264,surgery.,S01,E01,Pilot
363,00:07:10.389,00:07:11.524,">> jerry: well, yeah, on horses.",S01,E01,Pilot
364,00:07:11.649,00:07:12.365,>> beth: excuse me?,S01,E01,Pilot
365,00:07:12.490,00:07:13.165,>> jerry: okay.,S01,E01,Pilot
366,00:07:13.290,00:07:15.165,let's not rehash thatfight.,S01,E01,Pilot
367,00:07:15.290,00:07:16.625,i sense that you're busy and,S01,E01,Pilot
368,00:07:16.750,00:07:17.524,will now be on my way.,S01,E01,Pilot
369,00:07:17.649,00:07:18.524,whoa!,S01,E01,Pilot
370,00:07:18.649,00:07:20.225,what is this on the floor?,S01,E01,Pilot
371,00:07:20.350,00:07:22.125,some kind of literature for a,S01,E01,Pilot
372,00:07:22.250,00:07:23.165,really nice-looking nursing,S01,E01,Pilot
373,00:07:23.290,00:07:23.865,home.,S01,E01,Pilot
374,00:07:23.990,00:07:25.065,"hey, honey, crazy idea bad",S01,E01,Pilot
375,00:07:25.190,00:07:25.865,pitch let's put your dad,S01,E01,Pilot
376,00:07:25.990,00:07:26.795,here.,S01,E01,Pilot
377,00:07:26.920,00:07:27.694,let's put your dad in a nursing,S01,E01,Pilot
378,00:07:27.819,00:07:28.295,home.,S01,E01,Pilot
379,00:07:28.420,00:07:29.725,[ flatline ],S01,E01,Pilot
380,00:07:29.850,00:07:30.565,>> we're losing him.,S01,E01,Pilot
381,00:07:30.690,00:07:31.565,">> beth: hey, tom.",S01,E01,Pilot
382,00:07:31.690,00:07:32.524,we know when we're losing him.,S01,E01,Pilot
383,00:07:32.649,00:07:33.964,we can hear the beeps!,S01,E01,Pilot
384,00:07:34.089,00:07:34.925,>> rick: there she is.,S01,E01,Pilot
385,00:07:35.050,00:07:35.925,all right.,S01,E01,Pilot
386,00:07:36.050,00:07:37.095,"come on, morty. let's go.",S01,E01,Pilot
387,00:07:37.220,00:07:37.925,">> morty: oh, geez.",S01,E01,Pilot
388,00:07:38.050,00:07:39.550,okay.,S01,E01,Pilot
389,00:07:40.690,00:07:42.425,"oh, man, rick.",S01,E01,Pilot
390,00:07:42.550,00:07:43.894,what is this place?,S01,E01,Pilot
391,00:07:44.019,00:07:45.894,">> rick: it's dimension 35c, and",S01,E01,Pilot
392,00:07:46.019,00:07:47.194,it's got the perfect climate,S01,E01,Pilot
393,00:07:47.319,00:07:48.725,conditions for a special type of,S01,E01,Pilot
394,00:07:48.850,00:07:50.165,"tree, morty, called a mega tree,",S01,E01,Pilot
395,00:07:50.290,00:07:51.694,and there's fruit in those,S01,E01,Pilot
396,00:07:51.819,00:07:52.795,"trees, and there's seeds in",S01,E01,Pilot
397,00:07:52.920,00:07:53.925,those fruits.,S01,E01,Pilot
398,00:07:54.050,00:07:55.295,i'm talking about mega seeds.,S01,E01,Pilot
399,00:07:55.420,00:07:56.225,they're [burping] they're,S01,E01,Pilot
400,00:07:56.350,00:07:57.464,"incredibly powerful, and i need",S01,E01,Pilot
401,00:07:57.589,00:07:58.095,them to help me with my,S01,E01,Pilot
402,00:07:58.220,00:07:58.995,"research, morty.",S01,E01,Pilot
403,00:07:59.120,00:08:00.065,">> morty: oh, man, rick.",S01,E01,Pilot
404,00:08:00.190,00:08:01.225,"i'm looking around this place,",S01,E01,Pilot
405,00:08:01.350,00:08:02.625,and i'm starting to work up some,S01,E01,Pilot
406,00:08:02.750,00:08:03.764,anxiety about this whole thing.,S01,E01,Pilot
407,00:08:03.889,00:08:04.964,>> rick: all right. all right.,S01,E01,Pilot
408,00:08:05.089,00:08:06.095,"calm down. listen to me, morty.",S01,E01,Pilot
409,00:08:06.220,00:08:06.995,i know that new situations can,S01,E01,Pilot
410,00:08:07.120,00:08:08.295,be intimidating.,S01,E01,Pilot
411,00:08:08.420,00:08:09.725,"you're looking around, and it's",S01,E01,Pilot
412,00:08:09.850,00:08:10.894,"all scary and different, but,",S01,E01,Pilot
413,00:08:11.019,00:08:12.665,"you know, m-meeting them head",S01,E01,Pilot
414,00:08:12.790,00:08:13.865,"on, charging right into them",S01,E01,Pilot
415,00:08:13.990,00:08:14.865,like a bull that's how we,S01,E01,Pilot
416,00:08:14.990,00:08:15.824,grow as people.,S01,E01,Pilot
417,00:08:15.949,00:08:16.725,i'm no stranger to scary,S01,E01,Pilot
418,00:08:16.850,00:08:17.694,situations.,S01,E01,Pilot
419,00:08:17.819,00:08:19.024,i deal with them all the time.,S01,E01,Pilot
420,00:08:19.149,00:08:20.264,"now, if you just stick with me,",S01,E01,Pilot
421,00:08:20.389,00:08:21.524,"morty, we're gonna be holy",S01,E01,Pilot
422,00:08:21.649,00:08:22.495,"crap, morty, run!",S01,E01,Pilot
423,00:08:22.620,00:08:23.694,>> morty: [ screaming ],S01,E01,Pilot
424,00:08:23.819,00:08:24.795,>> rick: i never seen that thing,S01,E01,Pilot
425,00:08:24.920,00:08:25.925,before in my life.,S01,E01,Pilot
426,00:08:26.050,00:08:26.795,i don't even know what the hell,S01,E01,Pilot
427,00:08:26.920,00:08:27.665,it is!,S01,E01,Pilot
428,00:08:27.790,00:08:28.495,"we got to get out of here,",S01,E01,Pilot
429,00:08:28.620,00:08:29.065,morty!,S01,E01,Pilot
430,00:08:29.190,00:08:29.924,it's gonna kill us!,S01,E01,Pilot
431,00:08:30.049,00:08:30.894,we're gonna die!,S01,E01,Pilot
432,00:08:31.019,00:08:31.524,"we're gonna die, morty!",S01,E01,Pilot
433,00:08:34.320,00:08:34.995,">> rick: oh, morty, take a deep",S01,E01,Pilot
434,00:08:35.120,00:08:35.664,breath.,S01,E01,Pilot
435,00:08:35.789,00:08:36.595,breathe that breathe that,S01,E01,Pilot
436,00:08:36.720,00:08:37.495,"fresh air in, morty.",S01,E01,Pilot
437,00:08:37.620,00:08:38.764,y-you smell that?,S01,E01,Pilot
438,00:08:38.889,00:08:39.865,"that's the smell of adventure,",S01,E01,Pilot
439,00:08:39.990,00:08:40.625,morty.,S01,E01,Pilot
440,00:08:40.750,00:08:42.125,that's that's the smell of,S01,E01,Pilot
441,00:08:42.250,00:08:43.365,of of of a whole different,S01,E01,Pilot
442,00:08:43.490,00:08:44.424,evolutionary timeline.,S01,E01,Pilot
443,00:08:44.549,00:08:45.695,">> morty: all right, rick,",S01,E01,Pilot
444,00:08:45.820,00:08:46.825,look how much longer is this,S01,E01,Pilot
445,00:08:46.950,00:08:47.625,gonna be?,S01,E01,Pilot
446,00:08:47.750,00:08:48.394,shouldn't i be back at school by,S01,E01,Pilot
447,00:08:48.519,00:08:49.225,now?,S01,E01,Pilot
448,00:08:49.350,00:08:50.394,>> rick: are you joking me?,S01,E01,Pilot
449,00:08:50.519,00:08:51.394,"i mean, look at all the crazy",S01,E01,Pilot
450,00:08:51.519,00:08:52.465,crap surrounding us.,S01,E01,Pilot
451,00:08:52.590,00:08:53.664,look at that thing right there.,S01,E01,Pilot
452,00:08:53.789,00:08:54.794,w-what the hell is that thing?,S01,E01,Pilot
453,00:08:54.919,00:08:56.095,you think you're gonna see that,S01,E01,Pilot
454,00:08:56.220,00:08:57.164,kind of thing at school?,S01,E01,Pilot
455,00:08:57.289,00:08:57.894,look at it just lumbering,S01,E01,Pilot
456,00:08:58.019,00:08:59.465,around.,S01,E01,Pilot
457,00:08:59.590,00:09:00.195,it defies all logic that,S01,E01,Pilot
458,00:09:00.320,00:09:01.125,thing.,S01,E01,Pilot
459,00:09:01.250,00:09:02.325,">> morty: yeah, rick, i get it.",S01,E01,Pilot
460,00:09:02.450,00:09:04.195,we're surrounded by monsters.,S01,E01,Pilot
461,00:09:04.320,00:09:04.894,that's kind of the reason why i,S01,E01,Pilot
462,00:09:05.019,00:09:05.565,want to leave.,S01,E01,Pilot
463,00:09:05.690,00:09:06.365,>> rick: ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta.,S01,E01,Pilot
464,00:09:06.490,00:09:08.595,"morty, you see this?",S01,E01,Pilot
465,00:09:08.720,00:09:09.794,you see what we just stumbled,S01,E01,Pilot
466,00:09:09.919,00:09:10.524,"upon, morty?",S01,E01,Pilot
467,00:09:10.649,00:09:11.424,any idea what that is down,S01,E01,Pilot
468,00:09:11.549,00:09:12.294,there?,S01,E01,Pilot
469,00:09:12.419,00:09:13.565,>> morty: the mega trees?,S01,E01,Pilot
470,00:09:13.690,00:09:15.024,">> rick: that's right, morty",S01,E01,Pilot
471,00:09:15.149,00:09:16.125,the mega trees with the mega,S01,E01,Pilot
472,00:09:16.250,00:09:17.065,fruit on them.,S01,E01,Pilot
473,00:09:17.190,00:09:17.995,and that's what i'm talking,S01,E01,Pilot
474,00:09:18.120,00:09:18.695,"about, morty.",S01,E01,Pilot
475,00:09:18.820,00:09:19.764,that's where my seeds are.,S01,E01,Pilot
476,00:09:19.889,00:09:21.125,if we would have done what you,S01,E01,Pilot
477,00:09:21.250,00:09:22.264,"wanted, i would have never have",S01,E01,Pilot
478,00:09:22.389,00:09:23.365,"found them, because y because",S01,E01,Pilot
479,00:09:23.490,00:09:24.524,you're so in love with school.,S01,E01,Pilot
480,00:09:24.649,00:09:25.565,">> morty: all right, all right.",S01,E01,Pilot
481,00:09:25.690,00:09:26.625,"so, what's so special about",S01,E01,Pilot
482,00:09:26.750,00:09:27.695,"these seeds, anyways?",S01,E01,Pilot
483,00:09:27.820,00:09:28.894,>> rick: you ask a lot of,S01,E01,Pilot
484,00:09:29.019,00:09:29.595,"questions, morty.",S01,E01,Pilot
485,00:09:29.720,00:09:30.764,not very charismatic.,S01,E01,Pilot
486,00:09:30.889,00:09:31.695,it makes you kind of an [burps],S01,E01,Pilot
487,00:09:31.820,00:09:32.695,under [burps] underfoot,S01,E01,Pilot
488,00:09:32.820,00:09:33.394,figure.,S01,E01,Pilot
489,00:09:33.519,00:09:34.524,"just take these shoes, morty.",S01,E01,Pilot
490,00:09:34.649,00:09:35.465,they're sp [burps] special,S01,E01,Pilot
491,00:09:35.590,00:09:36.625,grappling shoes.,S01,E01,Pilot
492,00:09:36.750,00:09:37.725,when you're wearing these,S01,E01,Pilot
493,00:09:37.850,00:09:39.225,"things ba these babies,",S01,E01,Pilot
494,00:09:39.350,00:09:40.524,you can basically just walk on,S01,E01,Pilot
495,00:09:40.649,00:09:41.794,"any surface you want, morty",S01,E01,Pilot
496,00:09:41.919,00:09:42.995,"up, down, below, turn around to",S01,E01,Pilot
497,00:09:43.120,00:09:43.794,the left.,S01,E01,Pilot
498,00:09:43.919,00:09:44.924,these things really bring it all,S01,E01,Pilot
499,00:09:45.049,00:09:45.825,together.,S01,E01,Pilot
500,00:09:45.950,00:09:46.764,>> morty: aah!,S01,E01,Pilot
501,00:09:46.889,00:09:47.764,>> rick: you have to turn them,S01,E01,Pilot
502,00:09:47.889,00:09:48.195,"on, morty!",S01,E01,Pilot
503,00:09:48.320,00:09:49.195,[ thuds ],S01,E01,Pilot
504,00:09:49.320,00:09:50.725,the shoes have to be turned on!,S01,E01,Pilot
505,00:09:50.850,00:09:52.325,>> beth: i am not putting my,S01,E01,Pilot
506,00:09:52.450,00:09:53.625,father in a home!,S01,E01,Pilot
507,00:09:53.750,00:09:55.495,"he just came back into my life,",S01,E01,Pilot
508,00:09:55.620,00:09:57.725,and you want to grab him and,S01,E01,Pilot
509,00:09:57.850,00:09:59.095,stuff him under a mattress like,S01,E01,Pilot
510,00:09:59.220,00:10:00.225,last month's victoria's secret?,S01,E01,Pilot
511,00:10:00.350,00:10:01.264,>> jerry: i told you i was,S01,E01,Pilot
512,00:10:01.389,00:10:02.125,ordering you something for,S01,E01,Pilot
513,00:10:02.250,00:10:03.465,valentine's day.,S01,E01,Pilot
514,00:10:03.590,00:10:05.365,"more importantly, your father is",S01,E01,Pilot
515,00:10:05.490,00:10:06.695,a horrible influence on our son.,S01,E01,Pilot
516,00:10:06.820,00:10:07.794,">> everything cool in here,",S01,E01,Pilot
517,00:10:07.919,00:10:08.465,beth?,S01,E01,Pilot
518,00:10:08.590,00:10:09.465,">> beth: it's fine, davin.",S01,E01,Pilot
519,00:10:09.590,00:10:10.595,">> okay, cool.",S01,E01,Pilot
520,00:10:10.720,00:10:11.764,"you know, we did something great",S01,E01,Pilot
521,00:10:11.889,00:10:12.524,today.,S01,E01,Pilot
522,00:10:12.649,00:10:14.125,there's nothing more noble and,S01,E01,Pilot
523,00:10:14.250,00:10:16.865,free than the heart of a horse.,S01,E01,Pilot
524,00:10:16.990,00:10:18.264,">> jerry: since we're fighting,",S01,E01,Pilot
525,00:10:18.389,00:10:19.394,if you ever have an affair with,S01,E01,Pilot
526,00:10:19.519,00:10:20.524,"that guy, i will come to the",S01,E01,Pilot
527,00:10:20.649,00:10:21.695,hotel room and blow my brains,S01,E01,Pilot
528,00:10:21.820,00:10:23.394,out all over your naked bodies.,S01,E01,Pilot
529,00:10:23.519,00:10:24.764,">> beth: look, i appreciate the",S01,E01,Pilot
530,00:10:24.889,00:10:26.424,"stress you're under, but morty",S01,E01,Pilot
531,00:10:26.549,00:10:28.095,was having trouble in school way,S01,E01,Pilot
532,00:10:28.220,00:10:29.495,"before my dad moved in, and the",S01,E01,Pilot
533,00:10:29.620,00:10:31.065,only influence i can see rick,S01,E01,Pilot
534,00:10:31.190,00:10:32.325,"having is that, for the first",S01,E01,Pilot
535,00:10:32.450,00:10:33.995,"time in his life, morty has a",S01,E01,Pilot
536,00:10:34.120,00:10:34.965,friend.,S01,E01,Pilot
537,00:10:35.090,00:10:35.924,[ telephone ringing ],S01,E01,Pilot
538,00:10:36.049,00:10:37.465,>> jerry: [ sighs ],S01,E01,Pilot
539,00:10:37.590,00:10:39.095,"well, maybe you're right.",S01,E01,Pilot
540,00:10:39.220,00:10:40.524,">> beth: uh, yeah, maybe i am.",S01,E01,Pilot
541,00:10:40.649,00:10:41.825,i'm my father's daughter.,S01,E01,Pilot
542,00:10:41.950,00:10:42.695,i'm smart.,S01,E01,Pilot
543,00:10:42.820,00:10:43.394,why do you think i'm a heart,S01,E01,Pilot
544,00:10:43.519,00:10:44.325,surgeon?,S01,E01,Pilot
545,00:10:44.450,00:10:45.195,>> jerry: horse heart surgeon.,S01,E01,Pilot
546,00:10:45.320,00:10:45.825,>> beth: hello?,S01,E01,Pilot
547,00:10:45.950,00:10:46.595,>> mrs. smith?,S01,E01,Pilot
548,00:10:46.720,00:10:47.394,this is principal vagina no,S01,E01,Pilot
549,00:10:47.519,00:10:48.225,relation.,S01,E01,Pilot
550,00:10:48.350,00:10:49.325,i wonder if you and morty's,S01,E01,Pilot
551,00:10:49.450,00:10:50.394,father might be able to have a,S01,E01,Pilot
552,00:10:50.519,00:10:51.465,chat with me this afternoon?,S01,E01,Pilot
553,00:10:51.590,00:10:52.825,[ suspenseful music plays ],S01,E01,Pilot
554,00:10:52.950,00:10:54.195,">> rick: morty, oh, you really",S01,E01,Pilot
555,00:10:54.320,00:10:55.024,d-did a number on your legs,S01,E01,Pilot
556,00:10:55.149,00:10:55.625,right now.,S01,E01,Pilot
557,00:10:55.750,00:10:56.764,>> morty: [ groaning ],S01,E01,Pilot
558,00:10:56.889,00:10:58.095,">> rick: you know, you got to",S01,E01,Pilot
559,00:10:58.220,00:10:58.995,"turn the shoes on, morty, for",S01,E01,Pilot
560,00:10:59.120,00:10:59.865,them to work.,S01,E01,Pilot
561,00:10:59.990,00:11:01.264,"yeah, look i turned mine on.",S01,E01,Pilot
562,00:11:01.389,00:11:02.024,i had no problem getting down,S01,E01,Pilot
563,00:11:02.149,00:11:02.664,here.,S01,E01,Pilot
564,00:11:02.789,00:11:04.125,it was a leisurely breeze.,S01,E01,Pilot
565,00:11:04.250,00:11:05.024,">> morty: i'm in a lot of pain,",S01,E01,Pilot
566,00:11:05.149,00:11:05.764,rick.,S01,E01,Pilot
567,00:11:05.889,00:11:07.294,">> rick: yeah, i can see that.",S01,E01,Pilot
568,00:11:07.419,00:11:08.625,but do you think you'll still be,S01,E01,Pilot
569,00:11:08.750,00:11:10.125,able to help me [burps] collect,S01,E01,Pilot
570,00:11:10.250,00:11:11.164,"my seeds, morty?",S01,E01,Pilot
571,00:11:11.289,00:11:12.125,>> morty: are you kidding me?!,S01,E01,Pilot
572,00:11:12.250,00:11:13.264,"that's it, rick!",S01,E01,Pilot
573,00:11:13.389,00:11:14.394,that's the last straw!,S01,E01,Pilot
574,00:11:14.519,00:11:15.625,i can't believe this i'm,S01,E01,Pilot
575,00:11:15.750,00:11:17.095,sitting here with both of my,S01,E01,Pilot
576,00:11:17.220,00:11:18.394,"legs broken, and you're still",S01,E01,Pilot
577,00:11:18.519,00:11:19.325,asking me about getting those,S01,E01,Pilot
578,00:11:19.450,00:11:19.924,seeds?!,S01,E01,Pilot
579,00:11:20.049,00:11:21.465,ooh! ow! oh!,S01,E01,Pilot
580,00:11:21.590,00:11:23.225,y-y-you're a monster.,S01,E01,Pilot
581,00:11:23.350,00:11:24.394,"y-you're like hitler, but",S01,E01,Pilot
582,00:11:24.519,00:11:25.524,but even hitler cared about,S01,E01,Pilot
583,00:11:25.649,00:11:26.664,germany or something.,S01,E01,Pilot
584,00:11:26.789,00:11:27.825,">> rick: okay, hold on just a",S01,E01,Pilot
585,00:11:27.950,00:11:28.565,"second, morty.",S01,E01,Pilot
586,00:11:28.690,00:11:31.794,>> morty: [ groaning ],S01,E01,Pilot
587,00:11:31.919,00:11:34.024,[ panting ],S01,E01,Pilot
588,00:11:47.450,00:11:48.294,ooh.,S01,E01,Pilot
589,00:11:48.419,00:11:49.294,ohh.,S01,E01,Pilot
590,00:11:49.419,00:11:50.394,ooh.,S01,E01,Pilot
591,00:11:50.519,00:11:52.125,"wow, rick.",S01,E01,Pilot
592,00:11:52.250,00:11:53.024,that stuff just healed my broken,S01,E01,Pilot
593,00:11:53.149,00:11:54.794,legs instantly.,S01,E01,Pilot
594,00:11:54.919,00:11:56.125,"i mean, i've never felt so good",S01,E01,Pilot
595,00:11:56.250,00:11:57.325,in my life.,S01,E01,Pilot
596,00:11:57.450,00:11:58.264,thank you.,S01,E01,Pilot
597,00:11:58.389,00:11:58.965,">> rick: don't worry about it,",S01,E01,Pilot
598,00:11:59.090,00:11:59.625,morty.,S01,E01,Pilot
599,00:11:59.750,00:12:00.595,just come help me get these,S01,E01,Pilot
600,00:12:00.720,00:12:01.625,"seeds, all right, buddy?",S01,E01,Pilot
601,00:12:01.750,00:12:02.664,">> morty: sure thing, rick.",S01,E01,Pilot
602,00:12:02.789,00:12:03.725,">> rick: not that you asked,",S01,E01,Pilot
603,00:12:03.850,00:12:04.825,"morty, but what just happened",S01,E01,Pilot
604,00:12:04.950,00:12:06.465,there is i went into a future,S01,E01,Pilot
605,00:12:06.590,00:12:07.965,dimension with such advanced,S01,E01,Pilot
606,00:12:08.090,00:12:08.865,medicine that they had,S01,E01,Pilot
607,00:12:08.990,00:12:09.894,broken-leg serum at every corner,S01,E01,Pilot
608,00:12:10.019,00:12:10.595,drugstore.,S01,E01,Pilot
609,00:12:10.720,00:12:11.424,the stuff was all over the,S01,E01,Pilot
610,00:12:11.549,00:12:12.365,"place, morty.",S01,E01,Pilot
611,00:12:12.490,00:12:13.195,">> morty: wow, that's pretty",S01,E01,Pilot
612,00:12:13.320,00:12:14.024,"crazy, rick.",S01,E01,Pilot
613,00:12:14.149,00:12:15.125,>> rick: there's just one,S01,E01,Pilot
614,00:12:15.250,00:12:15.995,"problem, morty one little",S01,E01,Pilot
615,00:12:16.120,00:12:16.764,hang-up.,S01,E01,Pilot
616,00:12:16.889,00:12:18.264,the dimension i visited was so,S01,E01,Pilot
617,00:12:18.389,00:12:19.625,"advanced, they had also halted",S01,E01,Pilot
618,00:12:19.750,00:12:21.195,"the aging process, and everyone",S01,E01,Pilot
619,00:12:21.320,00:12:22.325,"there was young, morty, and they",S01,E01,Pilot
620,00:12:22.450,00:12:23.595,had been forever.,S01,E01,Pilot
621,00:12:23.720,00:12:24.365,"i was the only old person there,",S01,E01,Pilot
622,00:12:24.490,00:12:25.264,morty.,S01,E01,Pilot
623,00:12:25.389,00:12:26.394,it was [burps] like i was some,S01,E01,Pilot
624,00:12:26.519,00:12:27.365,"sort of, you know, celebrity,",S01,E01,Pilot
625,00:12:27.490,00:12:28.325,walking around.,S01,E01,Pilot
626,00:12:28.450,00:12:30.095,i-i was fascinating to them.,S01,E01,Pilot
627,00:12:30.220,00:12:31.465,there were a lot of attractive,S01,E01,Pilot
628,00:12:31.590,00:12:32.565,"women there, morty, and they",S01,E01,Pilot
629,00:12:32.690,00:12:33.325,they they they all wanted,S01,E01,Pilot
630,00:12:33.450,00:12:34.264,time with me.,S01,E01,Pilot
631,00:12:34.389,00:12:35.524,i had a lot of fun with a lot of,S01,E01,Pilot
632,00:12:35.649,00:12:36.595,"young ladies, but i spent so",S01,E01,Pilot
633,00:12:36.720,00:12:37.595,"much time there, my",S01,E01,Pilot
634,00:12:37.720,00:12:38.695,interdimensional portal,S01,E01,Pilot
635,00:12:38.820,00:12:39.424,device it's got no charge,S01,E01,Pilot
636,00:12:39.549,00:12:40.225,"left, morty.",S01,E01,Pilot
637,00:12:40.350,00:12:40.995,it's got no charge left.,S01,E01,Pilot
638,00:12:41.120,00:12:41.664,>> morty: what?!,S01,E01,Pilot
639,00:12:41.789,00:12:42.424,>> rick: it's as good as,S01,E01,Pilot
640,00:12:42.549,00:12:43.294,"garbage, morty.",S01,E01,Pilot
641,00:12:43.419,00:12:43.924,"it's not gonna work anymore,",S01,E01,Pilot
642,00:12:44.049,00:12:44.625,morty.,S01,E01,Pilot
643,00:12:44.750,00:12:45.365,">> morty: oh, geez, rick, that's",S01,E01,Pilot
644,00:12:45.490,00:12:46.164,not good.,S01,E01,Pilot
645,00:12:46.289,00:12:47.264,w-what are we gonna do?,S01,E01,Pilot
646,00:12:47.389,00:12:48.095,i-i have to be back at school,S01,E01,Pilot
647,00:12:48.220,00:12:49.095,right now.,S01,E01,Pilot
648,00:12:49.220,00:12:50.225,how are we gonna get back home?,S01,E01,Pilot
649,00:12:50.350,00:12:51.225,>> rick: there's ways to get,S01,E01,Pilot
650,00:12:51.350,00:12:52.264,"back home, morty.",S01,E01,Pilot
651,00:12:52.389,00:12:53.365,it's just it's just gonna be,S01,E01,Pilot
652,00:12:53.490,00:12:54.495,a little bit of a hassle.,S01,E01,Pilot
653,00:12:54.620,00:12:55.664,we're gonna have to go through,S01,E01,Pilot
654,00:12:55.789,00:12:57.065,"interdimensional customs, so",S01,E01,Pilot
655,00:12:57.190,00:12:57.965,you're gonna have to do me a,S01,E01,Pilot
656,00:12:58.090,00:12:58.524,real solid.,S01,E01,Pilot
657,00:12:58.649,00:12:59.625,>> morty: uh-oh.,S01,E01,Pilot
658,00:12:59.750,00:13:01.125,">> rick: when we get to customs,",S01,E01,Pilot
659,00:13:01.250,00:13:02.465,i'm gonna need you to take these,S01,E01,Pilot
660,00:13:02.590,00:13:03.764,"seeds into the bathroom, and i'm",S01,E01,Pilot
661,00:13:03.889,00:13:05.095,gonna need you to put them way,S01,E01,Pilot
662,00:13:05.220,00:13:06.065,"up inside your butthole, morty.",S01,E01,Pilot
663,00:13:06.190,00:13:06.865,>> morty: in my butt?,S01,E01,Pilot
664,00:13:06.990,00:13:08.164,>> rick: put them way up inside,S01,E01,Pilot
665,00:13:08.289,00:13:09.164,"there, as far as they can fit.",S01,E01,Pilot
666,00:13:09.289,00:13:10.195,">> morty: oh, geez, rick.",S01,E01,Pilot
667,00:13:10.320,00:13:10.894,i really don't want to have to,S01,E01,Pilot
668,00:13:11.019,00:13:11.625,do that.,S01,E01,Pilot
669,00:13:11.750,00:13:12.465,">> rick: well, somebody's got to",S01,E01,Pilot
670,00:13:12.590,00:13:13.465,"do it, morty.",S01,E01,Pilot
671,00:13:13.590,00:13:14.595,th-these seeds aren't gonna get,S01,E01,Pilot
672,00:13:14.720,00:13:15.725,through customs unless they're,S01,E01,Pilot
673,00:13:15.850,00:13:16.924,"in someone's rectum, morty.",S01,E01,Pilot
674,00:13:17.049,00:13:17.865,>> morty: [ whimpers ],S01,E01,Pilot
675,00:13:17.990,00:13:18.924,>> rick: and they'll fall right,S01,E01,Pilot
676,00:13:19.049,00:13:19.695,out of mine.,S01,E01,Pilot
677,00:13:19.820,00:13:20.664,"i've done this too many times,",S01,E01,Pilot
678,00:13:20.789,00:13:21.225,morty.,S01,E01,Pilot
679,00:13:21.350,00:13:22.625,"i mean, you're young.",S01,E01,Pilot
680,00:13:22.750,00:13:24.095,you've got your whole life ahead,S01,E01,Pilot
681,00:13:24.220,00:13:25.195,"of you, and your anal cavity is",S01,E01,Pilot
682,00:13:25.320,00:13:26.325,"still taut, yet malleable.",S01,E01,Pilot
683,00:13:26.450,00:13:27.095,"you got to do it for grandpa,",S01,E01,Pilot
684,00:13:27.220,00:13:27.865,morty.,S01,E01,Pilot
685,00:13:27.990,00:13:28.965,y-you've got to put these seeds,S01,E01,Pilot
686,00:13:29.090,00:13:29.625,inside your butt.,S01,E01,Pilot
687,00:13:29.750,00:13:30.495,>> morty: in my butt?,S01,E01,Pilot
688,00:13:30.620,00:13:31.325,">> rick: come on, morty.",S01,E01,Pilot
689,00:13:31.450,00:13:32.195,"please, morty.",S01,E01,Pilot
690,00:13:32.320,00:13:33.365,"you have to do it, morty.",S01,E01,Pilot
691,00:13:33.490,00:13:34.365,">> morty: oh, man.",S01,E01,Pilot
692,00:13:34.490,00:13:35.625,[ school bell rings ],S01,E01,Pilot
693,00:13:35.750,00:13:37.195,">> the fact is, your son, morty,",S01,E01,Pilot
694,00:13:37.320,00:13:38.595,has attended this school for a,S01,E01,Pilot
695,00:13:38.720,00:13:39.965,total of seven hours over the,S01,E01,Pilot
696,00:13:40.090,00:13:40.825,last two months.,S01,E01,Pilot
697,00:13:40.950,00:13:41.595,>> beth: what?,S01,E01,Pilot
698,00:13:41.720,00:13:42.725,why didn't you notify us?,S01,E01,Pilot
699,00:13:42.850,00:13:44.095,>> i done been notifying you.,S01,E01,Pilot
700,00:13:44.220,00:13:45.365,have you not been getting the,S01,E01,Pilot
701,00:13:45.490,00:13:46.424,messages i've been leaving with,S01,E01,Pilot
702,00:13:46.549,00:13:47.294,morty's grandfather?,S01,E01,Pilot
703,00:13:47.419,00:13:48.225,>> jerry: boom!,S01,E01,Pilot
704,00:13:48.350,00:13:50.065,told you! in your face!,S01,E01,Pilot
705,00:13:50.190,00:13:52.024,he is ruining our child!,S01,E01,Pilot
706,00:13:52.149,00:13:52.995,"wait, what am i celebrating?",S01,E01,Pilot
707,00:13:53.120,00:13:53.695,">> yeah, see, i thought",S01,E01,Pilot
708,00:13:53.820,00:13:54.725,"something was fishy there,",S01,E01,Pilot
709,00:13:54.850,00:13:55.794,because it's usually morty's,S01,E01,Pilot
710,00:13:55.919,00:13:56.725,grandpa that's taking him out of,S01,E01,Pilot
711,00:13:56.850,00:13:57.294,school.,S01,E01,Pilot
712,00:13:57.419,00:13:58.465,>> beth: summer?,S01,E01,Pilot
713,00:13:58.590,00:13:59.995,>> summer: [ sobbing ] what kind,S01,E01,Pilot
714,00:14:00.120,00:14:01.294,of god lets this happen?,S01,E01,Pilot
715,00:14:01.419,00:14:02.664,>> we had a little incident.,S01,E01,Pilot
716,00:14:02.789,00:14:04.764,a student was frozen to death.,S01,E01,Pilot
717,00:14:04.889,00:14:06.394,and there's no evidence that a,S01,E01,Pilot
718,00:14:06.519,00:14:07.695,latino student did it!,S01,E01,Pilot
719,00:14:07.820,00:14:09.065,everyone wants to take this to a,S01,E01,Pilot
720,00:14:09.190,00:14:09.894,racial place.,S01,E01,Pilot
721,00:14:10.019,00:14:10.995,i won't let them.,S01,E01,Pilot
722,00:14:11.120,00:14:12.764,>> the glarp zone is for,S01,E01,Pilot
723,00:14:12.889,00:14:15.465,flarping and unglarping only.,S01,E01,Pilot
724,00:14:15.590,00:14:16.924,">> so, i told him, ""give me the",S01,E01,Pilot
725,00:14:17.049,00:14:17.825,"blimfarx,"" you know?",S01,E01,Pilot
726,00:14:17.950,00:14:19.125,this this guy he doesn't,S01,E01,Pilot
727,00:14:19.250,00:14:19.865,understand interstellar,S01,E01,Pilot
728,00:14:19.990,00:14:20.625,currency.,S01,E01,Pilot
729,00:14:20.750,00:14:21.865,">> it's, like, i'm trying to eat",S01,E01,Pilot
730,00:14:21.990,00:14:23.424,"a flimflam like, that's what",S01,E01,Pilot
731,00:14:23.549,00:14:24.664,we eat on girvonesk.,S01,E01,Pilot
732,00:14:24.789,00:14:26.294,>> the glarp zone is for,S01,E01,Pilot
733,00:14:26.419,00:14:27.365,flarping and unglarping only.,S01,E01,Pilot
734,00:14:27.490,00:14:28.095,">> rick: i don't like it here,",S01,E01,Pilot
735,00:14:28.220,00:14:28.695,morty.,S01,E01,Pilot
736,00:14:28.820,00:14:30.095,i can't abide bureaucracy.,S01,E01,Pilot
737,00:14:30.220,00:14:31.065,i don't like being told where to,S01,E01,Pilot
738,00:14:31.190,00:14:32.024,go and what to do.,S01,E01,Pilot
739,00:14:32.149,00:14:33.225,i consider it a violation.,S01,E01,Pilot
740,00:14:33.350,00:14:34.195,did you get those seeds all the,S01,E01,Pilot
741,00:14:34.320,00:14:35.065,way up your butt?,S01,E01,Pilot
742,00:14:35.190,00:14:36.095,">> morty: yeah, rick.",S01,E01,Pilot
743,00:14:36.220,00:14:36.865,"let's just get this over with,",S01,E01,Pilot
744,00:14:36.990,00:14:37.625,okay?,S01,E01,Pilot
745,00:14:37.750,00:14:38.424,"i mean, these things are pointy.",S01,E01,Pilot
746,00:14:38.549,00:14:39.465,they hurt.,S01,E01,Pilot
747,00:14:39.590,00:14:40.264,>> rick: that means they're good,S01,E01,Pilot
748,00:14:40.389,00:14:41.095,ones.,S01,E01,Pilot
749,00:14:41.220,00:14:42.095,"you're a good kid, morty.",S01,E01,Pilot
750,00:14:42.220,00:14:43.325,those mega seeds are super,S01,E01,Pilot
751,00:14:43.450,00:14:44.595,valuable to my work.,S01,E01,Pilot
752,00:14:44.720,00:14:45.865,you've been a huge help to me.,S01,E01,Pilot
753,00:14:45.990,00:14:47.264,i'm gonna be able to do [burps],S01,E01,Pilot
754,00:14:47.389,00:14:49.225,all kind of things with them.,S01,E01,Pilot
755,00:14:49.350,00:14:50.424,"it's gonna be great, morty.",S01,E01,Pilot
756,00:14:50.549,00:14:51.465,[ burps ] all kinds of science.,S01,E01,Pilot
757,00:14:51.590,00:14:53.365,">> okay, next through.",S01,E01,Pilot
758,00:14:53.490,00:14:54.424,except you. you go over there.,S01,E01,Pilot
759,00:14:54.549,00:14:55.125,>> rick: why does he have to go,S01,E01,Pilot
760,00:14:55.250,00:14:55.595,over there?,S01,E01,Pilot
761,00:14:55.720,00:14:56.524,>> random check.,S01,E01,Pilot
762,00:14:56.649,00:14:57.164,he's got to go through the new,S01,E01,Pilot
763,00:14:57.289,00:14:58.024,machine.,S01,E01,Pilot
764,00:14:58.149,00:14:58.625,>> rick: what new [burps],S01,E01,Pilot
765,00:14:58.750,00:14:59.424,what new machine?,S01,E01,Pilot
766,00:14:59.549,00:15:00.424,>> it's a new machine.,S01,E01,Pilot
767,00:15:00.549,00:15:01.095,it detects stuff all the way up,S01,E01,Pilot
768,00:15:01.220,00:15:01.695,your butt.,S01,E01,Pilot
769,00:15:01.820,00:15:03.225,">> rick: run, morty! run!",S01,E01,Pilot
770,00:15:03.350,00:15:04.264,>> morty: aah!,S01,E01,Pilot
771,00:15:04.389,00:15:05.294,>> red alert!,S01,E01,Pilot
772,00:15:05.419,00:15:09.365,[ alarms blaring ],S01,E01,Pilot
773,00:15:09.490,00:15:12.565,>> rick: [ grunts ],S01,E01,Pilot
774,00:15:12.690,00:15:13.995,>> [ screeching ],S01,E01,Pilot
775,00:15:18.019,00:15:21.919,>> morty: ohhhhh!,S01,E01,Pilot
776,00:15:22.220,00:15:23.325,[ coughs ],S01,E01,Pilot
777,00:15:23.450,00:15:24.565,>> [ crying ],S01,E01,Pilot
778,00:15:24.690,00:15:27.924,>> morty: [ coughing ],S01,E01,Pilot
779,00:15:28.049,00:15:29.894,>> hey! ohhhhhh.,S01,E01,Pilot
780,00:15:30.019,00:15:30.424,[ groans ],S01,E01,Pilot
781,00:15:30.549,00:15:31.424,>> morty: aah!,S01,E01,Pilot
782,00:15:31.549,00:15:35.164,>> rick: don't think about it!,S01,E01,Pilot
783,00:15:35.289,00:15:37.365,>> morty: ooh!,S01,E01,Pilot
784,00:15:37.490,00:15:39.024,[ shoes beeping ],S01,E01,Pilot
785,00:15:39.149,00:15:40.195,">> rick: oh, nice, morty!",S01,E01,Pilot
786,00:15:40.320,00:15:41.794,the student becomes the teacher.,S01,E01,Pilot
787,00:15:41.919,00:15:43.965,[ buzzing ],S01,E01,Pilot
788,00:15:44.090,00:15:48.264,[ both screaming ],S01,E01,Pilot
789,00:15:48.389,00:15:49.065,[ both grunt ],S01,E01,Pilot
790,00:15:49.190,00:15:51.065,>> morty: whoooooo!,S01,E01,Pilot
791,00:15:51.190,00:15:52.490,aah!,S01,E01,Pilot
792,00:15:54.190,00:15:55.264,">> aw, hell, no, dawg.",S01,E01,Pilot
793,00:15:55.389,00:15:56.164,you know me i'm just trying,S01,E01,Pilot
794,00:15:56.289,00:15:56.825,to,S01,E01,Pilot
795,00:15:56.950,00:15:58.125,>> morty: aah!,S01,E01,Pilot
796,00:16:01.350,00:16:02.394,>> rick: i need to type in the,S01,E01,Pilot
797,00:16:02.519,00:16:03.164,"coordinates to our home world,",S01,E01,Pilot
798,00:16:03.289,00:16:03.725,morty.,S01,E01,Pilot
799,00:16:03.850,00:16:04.225,cover me.,S01,E01,Pilot
800,00:16:04.350,00:16:05.294,">> morty: oh, man.",S01,E01,Pilot
801,00:16:05.419,00:16:06.294,"i mean, you know, i-i don't want",S01,E01,Pilot
802,00:16:06.419,00:16:07.325,to shoot nobody.,S01,E01,Pilot
803,00:16:07.450,00:16:08.095,">> rick: they're just robots,",S01,E01,Pilot
804,00:16:08.220,00:16:08.664,morty!,S01,E01,Pilot
805,00:16:08.789,00:16:09.595,it's okay to shoot them!,S01,E01,Pilot
806,00:16:09.720,00:16:11.225,they're robots!,S01,E01,Pilot
807,00:16:11.350,00:16:13.164,>> aah!,S01,E01,Pilot
808,00:16:13.289,00:16:14.264,my leg is shot off!,S01,E01,Pilot
809,00:16:14.389,00:16:15.365,>> glenn's bleeding to death!,S01,E01,Pilot
810,00:16:15.490,00:16:16.225,someone call his wife and,S01,E01,Pilot
811,00:16:16.350,00:16:17.195,children!,S01,E01,Pilot
812,00:16:17.320,00:16:17.995,">> morty: they're not robots,",S01,E01,Pilot
813,00:16:18.120,00:16:18.625,rick!,S01,E01,Pilot
814,00:16:18.750,00:16:19.495,>> rick: it's a figure of,S01,E01,Pilot
815,00:16:19.620,00:16:20.394,"speech, morty.",S01,E01,Pilot
816,00:16:20.519,00:16:21.394,they're bureaucrats.,S01,E01,Pilot
817,00:16:21.519,00:16:22.424,i don't respect them.,S01,E01,Pilot
818,00:16:22.549,00:16:23.625,"just keep shooting, morty.",S01,E01,Pilot
819,00:16:23.750,00:16:24.764,you have no idea what prison is,S01,E01,Pilot
820,00:16:24.889,00:16:26.125,like here!,S01,E01,Pilot
821,00:16:29.149,00:16:29.865,>> morty: holy crap!,S01,E01,Pilot
822,00:16:29.990,00:16:31.264,this is insane!,S01,E01,Pilot
823,00:16:31.389,00:16:32.825,[ crowd screaming ],S01,E01,Pilot
824,00:16:41.250,00:16:42.095,">> rick: come on, morty!",S01,E01,Pilot
825,00:16:42.220,00:16:42.764,we got to get the hell out of,S01,E01,Pilot
826,00:16:42.889,00:16:44.389,here!,S01,E01,Pilot
827,00:16:45.250,00:16:47.894,[ all gasp ],S01,E01,Pilot
828,00:16:48.019,00:16:49.125,>> wow.,S01,E01,Pilot
829,00:16:49.250,00:16:50.394,did you just come into the,S01,E01,Pilot
830,00:16:50.519,00:16:51.524,cafeteria through a portal?,S01,E01,Pilot
831,00:16:51.649,00:16:52.995,">> morty: uh, yeah.",S01,E01,Pilot
832,00:16:53.120,00:16:54.625,"well, you know, my my",S01,E01,Pilot
833,00:16:54.750,00:16:55.565,ferrari's in the shop.,S01,E01,Pilot
834,00:16:55.690,00:16:56.394,[ chuckles nervously ],S01,E01,Pilot
835,00:16:56.519,00:16:57.294,ju just kidding.,S01,E01,Pilot
836,00:16:57.419,00:16:58.325,">> you're morty, right?",S01,E01,Pilot
837,00:16:58.450,00:16:59.294,>> morty: yeah.,S01,E01,Pilot
838,00:16:59.419,00:17:00.025,>> rick: you can get his number,S01,E01,Pilot
839,00:17:00.150,00:17:00.494,later.,S01,E01,Pilot
840,00:17:00.619,00:17:01.365,"come on, morty.",S01,E01,Pilot
841,00:17:01.490,00:17:02.424,we got to get out of here.,S01,E01,Pilot
842,00:17:02.549,00:17:03.424,you got to get those seeds out,S01,E01,Pilot
843,00:17:03.549,00:17:04.365,of your ass.,S01,E01,Pilot
844,00:17:04.490,00:17:05.365,">> jerry: oh, look, honey.",S01,E01,Pilot
845,00:17:05.490,00:17:06.224,it's our son with,S01,E01,Pilot
846,00:17:06.349,00:17:07.065,albert ein-douche.,S01,E01,Pilot
847,00:17:07.190,00:17:08.095,>> beth: what?,S01,E01,Pilot
848,00:17:08.220,00:17:09.164,">> jerry: i'm an angry father,",S01,E01,Pilot
849,00:17:09.289,00:17:10.164,not an improvisor.,S01,E01,Pilot
850,00:17:10.289,00:17:11.664,">> rick: oh, hi, jerry.",S01,E01,Pilot
851,00:17:11.789,00:17:13.625,"oh, my goodness, morty!",S01,E01,Pilot
852,00:17:13.750,00:17:14.694,what are you doing out of class?,S01,E01,Pilot
853,00:17:14.819,00:17:15.724,we talked about this.,S01,E01,Pilot
854,00:17:15.849,00:17:17.125,your your parents and i are,S01,E01,Pilot
855,00:17:17.250,00:17:18.424,very disappointed in in this,S01,E01,Pilot
856,00:17:18.549,00:17:20.894,behavior.,S01,E01,Pilot
857,00:17:21.019,00:17:23.065,no? no takers?,S01,E01,Pilot
858,00:17:23.190,00:17:23.894,you guys should really not be,S01,E01,Pilot
859,00:17:24.019,00:17:24.625,touching that stuff.,S01,E01,Pilot
860,00:17:24.750,00:17:25.595,it's beyond your reasoning.,S01,E01,Pilot
861,00:17:25.720,00:17:26.224,>> jerry: you'rebeyond our,S01,E01,Pilot
862,00:17:26.349,00:17:27.125,reasoning!,S01,E01,Pilot
863,00:17:27.250,00:17:28.194,>> rick: takes one to know one.,S01,E01,Pilot
864,00:17:28.319,00:17:29.494,">> beth: dad, how could you make",S01,E01,Pilot
865,00:17:29.619,00:17:30.994,my son miss an entire semester,S01,E01,Pilot
866,00:17:31.119,00:17:31.795,of school?,S01,E01,Pilot
867,00:17:31.920,00:17:32.865,"i mean, it's not like he's a hot",S01,E01,Pilot
868,00:17:32.990,00:17:33.565,girl.,S01,E01,Pilot
869,00:17:33.690,00:17:34.694,he can't just bail on his life,S01,E01,Pilot
870,00:17:34.819,00:17:35.694,and set up shop in someone,S01,E01,Pilot
871,00:17:35.819,00:17:36.424,else's.,S01,E01,Pilot
872,00:17:36.549,00:17:37.525,>> rick: what what are you,S01,E01,Pilot
873,00:17:37.650,00:17:38.724,guys doing with my stuff?,S01,E01,Pilot
874,00:17:38.849,00:17:40.424,>> beth: we're moving you... to a,S01,E01,Pilot
875,00:17:40.549,00:17:41.295,nursing home.,S01,E01,Pilot
876,00:17:41.420,00:17:42.464,>> rick: a nursing home?,S01,E01,Pilot
877,00:17:42.589,00:17:43.394,"what are what are you, nuts?",S01,E01,Pilot
878,00:17:43.519,00:17:44.295,i'm a genius.,S01,E01,Pilot
879,00:17:44.420,00:17:45.365,i build robots for fun.,S01,E01,Pilot
880,00:17:45.490,00:17:46.394,">> jerry: well, now you can",S01,E01,Pilot
881,00:17:46.519,00:17:47.494,build baskets and watch,S01,E01,Pilot
882,00:17:47.619,00:17:49.394,paul newman movies on vhs and,S01,E01,Pilot
883,00:17:49.519,00:17:50.464,mentally scar the boy scouts,S01,E01,Pilot
884,00:17:50.589,00:17:51.365,every christmas.,S01,E01,Pilot
885,00:17:51.490,00:17:52.164,>> beth: what does that mean?,S01,E01,Pilot
886,00:17:52.289,00:17:53.095,>> jerry: it's personal.,S01,E01,Pilot
887,00:17:53.220,00:17:55.424,">> morty: dad, mom, c-come on.",S01,E01,Pilot
888,00:17:55.549,00:17:56.565,rick just needed my help is all.,S01,E01,Pilot
889,00:17:56.690,00:17:57.325,">> jerry: morty, stay out of",S01,E01,Pilot
890,00:17:57.450,00:17:58.265,this.,S01,E01,Pilot
891,00:17:58.390,00:17:59.464,you are obviously not capable of,S01,E01,Pilot
892,00:17:59.589,00:18:00.265,judging these situations on your,S01,E01,Pilot
893,00:18:00.390,00:18:01.194,own.,S01,E01,Pilot
894,00:18:01.319,00:18:02.095,>> rick: what are you trying to,S01,E01,Pilot
895,00:18:02.220,00:18:03.095,say about morty?,S01,E01,Pilot
896,00:18:03.220,00:18:04.295,that he's stupid or something?,S01,E01,Pilot
897,00:18:04.420,00:18:05.095,">> beth: oh, don't high-road us,",S01,E01,Pilot
898,00:18:05.220,00:18:06.065,dad.,S01,E01,Pilot
899,00:18:06.190,00:18:07.525,you know fully well that morty,S01,E01,Pilot
900,00:18:07.650,00:18:08.994,is the last child that needs to,S01,E01,Pilot
901,00:18:09.119,00:18:10.224,be missing classes.,S01,E01,Pilot
902,00:18:10.349,00:18:11.065,>> rick: i-i-i don't know what,S01,E01,Pilot
903,00:18:11.190,00:18:11.694,you mean by that.,S01,E01,Pilot
904,00:18:11.819,00:18:12.694,can can can you be a,S01,E01,Pilot
905,00:18:12.819,00:18:13.724,little bit more specific?,S01,E01,Pilot
906,00:18:13.849,00:18:14.625,">> jerry: oh, for crying out",S01,E01,Pilot
907,00:18:14.750,00:18:15.595,he's got some kind of,S01,E01,Pilot
908,00:18:15.720,00:18:16.724,disability or something.,S01,E01,Pilot
909,00:18:16.849,00:18:18.194,is that what you want us to say?,S01,E01,Pilot
910,00:18:18.319,00:18:19.664,>> morty: i do?,S01,E01,Pilot
911,00:18:19.789,00:18:21.224,">> jerry: well, duh doy, son.",S01,E01,Pilot
912,00:18:21.349,00:18:23.694,"look, i love you, morty, but we",S01,E01,Pilot
913,00:18:23.819,00:18:25.265,both know you're not as fast as,S01,E01,Pilot
914,00:18:25.390,00:18:26.595,"the other kids, and if you want",S01,E01,Pilot
915,00:18:26.720,00:18:28.025,"to compete in this world, you",S01,E01,Pilot
916,00:18:28.150,00:18:29.224,got to work twice as hard.,S01,E01,Pilot
917,00:18:29.349,00:18:30.865,">> morty: aw, geez, dad.",S01,E01,Pilot
918,00:18:30.990,00:18:32.125,"y-you know, that's a lot to drop",S01,E01,Pilot
919,00:18:32.250,00:18:33.224,on a kid all at once.,S01,E01,Pilot
920,00:18:33.349,00:18:34.424,">> rick: morty, t-tell your",S01,E01,Pilot
921,00:18:34.549,00:18:35.565,parents the square root of pi.,S01,E01,Pilot
922,00:18:35.690,00:18:36.565,">> morty: oh, come on, rick.",S01,E01,Pilot
923,00:18:36.690,00:18:37.625,you know i can't.,S01,E01,Pilot
924,00:18:37.750,00:18:38.765,">> rick: the square root of pi,",S01,E01,Pilot
925,00:18:38.890,00:18:39.424,morty go.,S01,E01,Pilot
926,00:18:39.549,00:18:42.825,>> morty: 1.77245385.,S01,E01,Pilot
927,00:18:42.950,00:18:43.964,whoa!,S01,E01,Pilot
928,00:18:44.089,00:18:45.394,>> beth: what the hell?,S01,E01,Pilot
929,00:18:45.519,00:18:46.994,>> jerry: holy crap. he's right.,S01,E01,Pilot
930,00:18:47.119,00:18:48.194,">> rick: morty, tell your",S01,E01,Pilot
931,00:18:48.319,00:18:49.265,parents the first law of [burps],S01,E01,Pilot
932,00:18:49.390,00:18:50.295,thermodynamics.,S01,E01,Pilot
933,00:18:50.420,00:18:51.595,">> morty: ""the increment in the",S01,E01,Pilot
934,00:18:51.720,00:18:52.825,internal energy of a system is,S01,E01,Pilot
935,00:18:52.950,00:18:54.164,equal to the increment of heat,S01,E01,Pilot
936,00:18:54.289,00:18:55.394,"supplied to the system.""",S01,E01,Pilot
937,00:18:55.519,00:18:56.424,wow! i'm so smart!,S01,E01,Pilot
938,00:18:56.549,00:18:57.625,>> jerry: but,S01,E01,Pilot
939,00:18:57.750,00:18:59.164,>> rick: i told the both of,S01,E01,Pilot
940,00:18:59.289,00:19:00.365,you school is stupid.,S01,E01,Pilot
941,00:19:00.490,00:19:01.724,it's not how you learn things.,S01,E01,Pilot
942,00:19:01.849,00:19:02.964,morty's a gifted child.,S01,E01,Pilot
943,00:19:03.089,00:19:04.095,he has a special mind.,S01,E01,Pilot
944,00:19:04.220,00:19:04.964,that's why he's my little,S01,E01,Pilot
945,00:19:05.089,00:19:05.894,helper.,S01,E01,Pilot
946,00:19:06.019,00:19:06.994,he's like me.,S01,E01,Pilot
947,00:19:07.119,00:19:08.424,he's gonna be doing great,S01,E01,Pilot
948,00:19:08.549,00:19:10.125,science stuff later in his life.,S01,E01,Pilot
949,00:19:10.250,00:19:11.424,he's too smart for school.,S01,E01,Pilot
950,00:19:11.549,00:19:13.295,h-he needs to keep hanging out,S01,E01,Pilot
951,00:19:13.420,00:19:14.795,[burps] and helping me.,S01,E01,Pilot
952,00:19:14.920,00:19:16.194,">> beth: jerry, i don't want",S01,E01,Pilot
953,00:19:16.319,00:19:17.025,whatever's happening here to,S01,E01,Pilot
954,00:19:17.150,00:19:17.765,stop.,S01,E01,Pilot
955,00:19:17.890,00:19:19.125,">> jerry: no, i-i understand.",S01,E01,Pilot
956,00:19:19.250,00:19:21.724,"uh, maybe we overreacted.",S01,E01,Pilot
957,00:19:21.849,00:19:23.295,but he has to keep going to,S01,E01,Pilot
958,00:19:23.420,00:19:24.125,school.,S01,E01,Pilot
959,00:19:24.250,00:19:25.325,">> rick: okay, jerry.",S01,E01,Pilot
960,00:19:25.450,00:19:26.595,"you drive a hard bargain, but",S01,E01,Pilot
961,00:19:26.720,00:19:27.724,[burps] what am i supposed to,S01,E01,Pilot
962,00:19:27.849,00:19:28.295,do?,S01,E01,Pilot
963,00:19:28.420,00:19:29.565,say [burps] say no?,S01,E01,Pilot
964,00:19:29.690,00:19:30.525,you you really wear the pants,S01,E01,Pilot
965,00:19:30.650,00:19:31.565,around here.,S01,E01,Pilot
966,00:19:31.690,00:19:32.765,"i just want you to know, between",S01,E01,Pilot
967,00:19:32.890,00:19:34.194,"us, from now on, it's gonna be",S01,E01,Pilot
968,00:19:34.319,00:19:36.164,"100% honesty and open, clear",S01,E01,Pilot
969,00:19:36.289,00:19:37.224,communication.,S01,E01,Pilot
970,00:19:37.349,00:19:38.464,>> summer: frank palicky was,S01,E01,Pilot
971,00:19:38.589,00:19:39.664,frozen to death today!,S01,E01,Pilot
972,00:19:39.789,00:19:40.394,>> rick: no idea what you're,S01,E01,Pilot
973,00:19:40.519,00:19:41.125,talking about.,S01,E01,Pilot
974,00:19:41.250,00:19:41.865,>> summer: [ sobbing ],S01,E01,Pilot
975,00:19:41.990,00:19:42.494,>> jerry: okay.,S01,E01,Pilot
976,00:19:42.619,00:19:44.525,"well, uh, morty, it's your",S01,E01,Pilot
977,00:19:44.650,00:19:45.765,bedtime in an hour.,S01,E01,Pilot
978,00:19:45.890,00:19:47.295,don't stay up all night again.,S01,E01,Pilot
979,00:19:47.420,00:19:48.325,"this is good, though.",S01,E01,Pilot
980,00:19:48.450,00:19:49.724,this can work.,S01,E01,Pilot
981,00:19:49.849,00:19:52.494,i think we can be a family.,S01,E01,Pilot
982,00:19:52.619,00:19:54.194,"and now, beth, if you'll have",S01,E01,Pilot
983,00:19:54.319,00:19:56.565,"me, i would love to have you.",S01,E01,Pilot
984,00:19:56.690,00:19:57.765,>> beth: you know what?,S01,E01,Pilot
985,00:19:57.890,00:19:59.365,okay.,S01,E01,Pilot
986,00:19:59.490,00:20:00.565,">> morty: holy cow, rick.",S01,E01,Pilot
987,00:20:00.690,00:20:01.694,i didn't know hanging out with,S01,E01,Pilot
988,00:20:01.819,00:20:03.025,you was making me smarter.,S01,E01,Pilot
989,00:20:03.150,00:20:04.025,">> rick: full disclosure,",S01,E01,Pilot
990,00:20:04.150,00:20:05.664,morty it's not.,S01,E01,Pilot
991,00:20:05.789,00:20:07.194,temporary superintelligence is,S01,E01,Pilot
992,00:20:07.319,00:20:08.565,just a side effect of the mega,S01,E01,Pilot
993,00:20:08.690,00:20:09.724,seeds dissolving in your rectal,S01,E01,Pilot
994,00:20:09.849,00:20:10.295,cavity.,S01,E01,Pilot
995,00:20:10.420,00:20:11.424,">> morty: aw, man.",S01,E01,Pilot
996,00:20:11.549,00:20:12.765,">> rick: yeah, and once those",S01,E01,Pilot
997,00:20:12.890,00:20:14.164,"seeds [burps] wear off, you're",S01,E01,Pilot
998,00:20:14.289,00:20:15.194,gonna lose most of your motor,S01,E01,Pilot
999,00:20:15.319,00:20:16.565,"skills, and you're also gonna",S01,E01,Pilot
1000,00:20:16.690,00:20:18.025,lose a significant amount of,S01,E01,Pilot
1001,00:20:18.150,00:20:19.095,brain functionality for 72,S01,E01,Pilot
1002,00:20:19.220,00:20:20.365,"hours, morty.",S01,E01,Pilot
1003,00:20:20.490,00:20:21.825,starting [burps] right about,S01,E01,Pilot
1004,00:20:21.950,00:20:22.394,now.,S01,E01,Pilot
1005,00:20:22.519,00:20:23.464,">> morty: ohh, man.",S01,E01,Pilot
1006,00:20:23.589,00:20:25.525,"[ groaning ] oh, geez! ohh.",S01,E01,Pilot
1007,00:20:25.650,00:20:26.494,">> rick: i'm sorry, morty.",S01,E01,Pilot
1008,00:20:26.619,00:20:27.525,it's a bummer.,S01,E01,Pilot
1009,00:20:27.650,00:20:28.394,"in reality, you're as dumb as",S01,E01,Pilot
1010,00:20:28.519,00:20:29.394,they come.,S01,E01,Pilot
1011,00:20:29.519,00:20:30.595,and i needed those seeds real,S01,E01,Pilot
1012,00:20:30.720,00:20:32.095,"bad, and i had to give them up",S01,E01,Pilot
1013,00:20:32.220,00:20:33.365,just to get your parents off my,S01,E01,Pilot
1014,00:20:33.490,00:20:34.365,"back, so now we're gonna have to",S01,E01,Pilot
1015,00:20:34.490,00:20:35.394,go get more.,S01,E01,Pilot
1016,00:20:35.519,00:20:36.565,and then we're gonna go on even,S01,E01,Pilot
1017,00:20:36.690,00:20:37.365,"more adventures after that,",S01,E01,Pilot
1018,00:20:37.490,00:20:38.365,morty.,S01,E01,Pilot
1019,00:20:38.490,00:20:39.595,and you're gonna keep your mouth,S01,E01,Pilot
1020,00:20:39.720,00:20:41.194,"shut about it, morty, because",S01,E01,Pilot
1021,00:20:41.319,00:20:42.224,the world is full of idiots that,S01,E01,Pilot
1022,00:20:42.349,00:20:43.265,don't understand what's,S01,E01,Pilot
1023,00:20:43.390,00:20:44.125,"important, and they'll tear us",S01,E01,Pilot
1024,00:20:44.250,00:20:45.424,"apart, morty.",S01,E01,Pilot
1025,00:20:45.549,00:20:46.724,"but if you stick with me, i'm",S01,E01,Pilot
1026,00:20:46.849,00:20:47.795,"gonna accomplish great things,",S01,E01,Pilot
1027,00:20:47.920,00:20:49.065,"morty, and you're gonna be part",S01,E01,Pilot
1028,00:20:49.190,00:20:49.994,"of them, and together, we're",S01,E01,Pilot
1029,00:20:50.119,00:20:51.025,"gonna run around, morty.",S01,E01,Pilot
1030,00:20:51.150,00:20:51.724,we're gonna do all kinds of,S01,E01,Pilot
1031,00:20:51.849,00:20:52.664,"wonderful things, morty.",S01,E01,Pilot
1032,00:20:52.789,00:20:53.525,"just you and me, morty.",S01,E01,Pilot
1033,00:20:53.650,00:20:54.525,">> morty: oh, no, no.",S01,E01,Pilot
1034,00:20:54.650,00:20:55.365,>> rick: the outside world is,S01,E01,Pilot
1035,00:20:55.490,00:20:56.825,"our enemy, morty.",S01,E01,Pilot
1036,00:20:56.950,00:20:57.964,we're the only [burps] friends,S01,E01,Pilot
1037,00:20:58.089,00:20:59.025,"we've got, morty.",S01,E01,Pilot
1038,00:20:59.150,00:21:00.295,it's just rick and morty,S01,E01,Pilot
1039,00:21:00.420,00:21:01.295,[burps] rick and morty and their,S01,E01,Pilot
1040,00:21:01.420,00:21:02.494,"adventures, morty.",S01,E01,Pilot
1041,00:21:02.619,00:21:03.224,rick and morty forever and,S01,E01,Pilot
1042,00:21:03.349,00:21:04.164,forever.,S01,E01,Pilot
1043,00:21:04.289,00:21:05.194,"100 years, rick and morty's",S01,E01,Pilot
1044,00:21:05.319,00:21:06.224,things.,S01,E01,Pilot
1045,00:21:06.349,00:21:07.595,me and rick and morty running,S01,E01,Pilot
1046,00:21:07.720,00:21:10.224,"around, and rick and morty time.",S01,E01,Pilot
1047,00:21:10.349,00:21:11.924,"all day long, forever.",S01,E01,Pilot
1048,00:21:12.049,00:21:13.494,all a hundred days.,S01,E01,Pilot
1049,00:21:13.619,00:21:14.365,rick and morty forever 100,S01,E01,Pilot
1050,00:21:14.490,00:21:15.164,times.,S01,E01,Pilot
1051,00:21:15.289,00:21:16.394,"over and over,",S01,E01,Pilot
1052,00:21:16.519,00:21:18.394,rickandmortyadventures.com.,S01,E01,Pilot
1053,00:21:18.519,00:21:21.525,www.rickandmorty.com.,S01,E01,Pilot
1054,00:21:21.650,00:21:23.825,www.rickandmortyadventures.,S01,E01,Pilot
1055,00:21:23.950,00:21:25.595,all 100 years.,S01,E01,Pilot
1056,00:21:25.720,00:21:28.194,"every minute, rickandmorty.com.",S01,E01,Pilot
1057,00:21:28.319,00:21:31.249,www.100timesrickandmorty.com.,S01,E01,Pilot
1,00:00:35.940,00:00:36.715,>> coin collecting is consided,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
2,00:00:36.840,00:00:37.715,the perfect hobby.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
3,00:00:37.840,00:00:38.575,>>... beautiful putt right,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
4,00:00:38.700,00:00:39.475,there good birdie.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
5,00:00:39.600,00:00:40.675,that's only the... eighth,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
6,00:00:40.800,00:00:41.615,birdie of the day.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
7,00:00:41.740,00:00:43.275,>> jerry: what?,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
8,00:00:43.400,00:00:44.415,why are you looking at me?,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
9,00:00:44.540,00:00:45.815,you want to go outside?,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
10,00:00:45.940,00:00:47.245,outside?,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
11,00:00:47.370,00:00:48.345,[ tv shuts off ],S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
12,00:00:48.470,00:00:49.975,[ sighs ],S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
13,00:00:50.100,00:00:51.269,outside?,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
14,00:00:57.400,00:00:58.245,are you kidding me?! come on!,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
15,00:00:58.370,00:00:59.275,">> summer: oh, my god.",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
16,00:00:59.400,00:01:00.275,>> morty: w-what's wrong?,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
17,00:01:00.400,00:01:01.445,>> jerry: your idiot dog!,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
18,00:01:01.570,00:01:02.315,">> morty: oh, he he didn't",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
19,00:01:02.440,00:01:03.075,"mean it, dad.",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
20,00:01:03.200,00:01:04.145,"d-did you, snuffles?",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
21,00:01:04.270,00:01:05.215,you're a good boy.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
22,00:01:05.340,00:01:06.299,">> jerry: don't praise him now,",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
23,00:01:06.000,00:01:06.875,morty!,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
24,00:01:07.000,00:01:08.114,he just peed on the carpet!,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
25,00:01:08.239,00:01:08.775,bad dog! bad!,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
26,00:01:08.900,00:01:09.775,">> rick: morty, come on.",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
27,00:01:09.900,00:01:10.875,i need your help tonight.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
28,00:01:11.000,00:01:11.974,">> jerry: hey, wait, hold on a",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
29,00:01:12.099,00:01:12.745,"second, rick.",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
30,00:01:12.870,00:01:13.944,you wouldn't by any chance have,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
31,00:01:14.069,00:01:15.245,some sort of crazy science thing,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
32,00:01:15.370,00:01:16.375,you could whip up that might,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
33,00:01:16.500,00:01:17.275,help make this dog a little,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
34,00:01:17.400,00:01:18.315,"smarter, would you?",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
35,00:01:18.440,00:01:19.375,>> rick: i thought the whole,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
36,00:01:19.500,00:01:20.375,point of having a dog was to,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
37,00:01:20.500,00:01:21.415,"feel superior, jerry.",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
38,00:01:21.540,00:01:22.245,"if i were you, i wouldn't pull",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
39,00:01:22.370,00:01:22.944,that thread.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
40,00:01:23.069,00:01:23.645,"come on, morty.",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
41,00:01:23.770,00:01:24.944,">> jerry: listen, rick, if",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
42,00:01:25.069,00:01:26.545,you're gonna stay here rent-free,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
43,00:01:26.670,00:01:28.415,and use my son for your stupid,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
44,00:01:28.540,00:01:29.745,"science, the least you could do",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
45,00:01:29.870,00:01:31.015,is put a little bit of it to use,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
46,00:01:31.140,00:01:32.545,for the family.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
47,00:01:32.670,00:01:34.345,you make that dog smart or...,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
48,00:01:34.470,00:01:35.145,morty's grounded!,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
49,00:01:35.270,00:01:35.875,>> summer: ha-ha!,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
50,00:01:36.000,00:01:36.875,">> morty: aw, man!",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
51,00:01:37.000,00:01:38.215,">> rick: boy, you really got me",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
52,00:01:38.340,00:01:38.944,"up against a wall this time,",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
53,00:01:39.069,00:01:39.645,jerry.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
54,00:01:39.770,00:01:40.545,"[ door opens, bells jingle ]",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
55,00:01:40.670,00:01:41.969,[ machine whirs ],S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
56,00:01:44.540,00:01:45.345,"all right, ruffles",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
57,00:01:45.470,00:01:46.175,what's his name?,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
58,00:01:46.300,00:01:46.845,>> morty: snuffles.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
59,00:01:46.970,00:01:49.015,">> rick: snuffles, shake.",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
60,00:01:49.140,00:01:51.045,roll over.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
61,00:01:51.170,00:01:54.045,go to the bathroom.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
62,00:01:54.170,00:01:55.045,[ toilet flushes ],S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
63,00:01:55.170,00:01:55.974,>> jerry: holy crap!,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
64,00:01:56.099,00:01:56.944,>> summer: no way.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
65,00:01:57.069,00:01:58.345,">> rick: yeah, you're at the top",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
66,00:01:58.470,00:01:59.915,"of your game now, jerry.",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
67,00:02:00.040,00:02:01.075,have fun.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
68,00:02:01.200,00:02:01.815,"come on, morty.",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
69,00:02:01.940,00:02:02.545,">> morty: that was fantastic,",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
70,00:02:02.670,00:02:03.415,rick!,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
71,00:02:03.540,00:02:04.545,">> rick: yeah, morty, if you",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
72,00:02:04.670,00:02:05.775,"like that, boy, you're you're",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
73,00:02:05.900,00:02:06.645,really going to flip your lid,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
74,00:02:06.770,00:02:07.614,over this one.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
75,00:02:07.739,00:02:08.645,>> morty: w-w-w-what is it?,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
76,00:02:08.770,00:02:09.745,">> rick: it's a device, morty,",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
77,00:02:09.870,00:02:10.775,that when you put it in your,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
78,00:02:10.900,00:02:12.014,"ear, you can enter people's",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
79,00:02:12.139,00:02:12.775,"dreams, morty.",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
80,00:02:12.900,00:02:13.845,it's just like that movie that,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
81,00:02:13.970,00:02:14.875,you keep crowing about.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
82,00:02:15.000,00:02:15.675,>> morty: you talking about,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
83,00:02:15.800,00:02:16.615,"""inception""?",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
84,00:02:16.740,00:02:17.715,">> rick: that's right, morty.",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
85,00:02:17.840,00:02:18.775,this is gonna be a lot like,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
86,00:02:18.900,00:02:19.845,"that, except, you know, it's",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
87,00:02:19.970,00:02:20.845,gonna [burps] maybe make sense.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
88,00:02:20.970,00:02:21.414,">> morty: ""inception"" made",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
89,00:02:21.539,00:02:22.315,sense.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
90,00:02:22.440,00:02:23.175,>> rick: you don't have to try,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
91,00:02:23.300,00:02:23.944,"to impress me, morty.",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
92,00:02:24.069,00:02:24.875,"listen, tonight we're gonna go",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
93,00:02:25.000,00:02:25.875,into the home of your math,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
94,00:02:26.000,00:02:26.875,"teacher, mr. goldenfold, and",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
95,00:02:27.000,00:02:28.414,we're g we're gonna incept the,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
96,00:02:28.539,00:02:29.474,idea in his brain to give you,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
97,00:02:29.599,00:02:30.615,"a's in math, morty.",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
98,00:02:30.740,00:02:31.845,"that way you can, you know",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
99,00:02:31.970,00:02:33.315,y-you're gonna help me with my,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
100,00:02:33.440,00:02:34.574,"science, morty, all the time.",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
101,00:02:34.699,00:02:35.645,">> morty: geez, rick, in the",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
102,00:02:35.770,00:02:36.745,time it took you to make this,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
103,00:02:36.870,00:02:37.775,"thing, couldn't you have just,",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
104,00:02:37.900,00:02:38.574,"you know, helped me with my",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
105,00:02:38.699,00:02:39.474,homework?,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
106,00:02:39.599,00:02:40.275,>> rick: are you listening to,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
107,00:02:40.400,00:02:40.815,"me, morty?",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
108,00:02:40.940,00:02:41.845,homework is stupid.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
109,00:02:41.970,00:02:42.845,the whole point is to get less,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
110,00:02:42.970,00:02:43.544,of it.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
111,00:02:43.669,00:02:44.775,"j-j come on, let j let's",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
112,00:02:44.900,00:02:45.745,just get over there and deal,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
113,00:02:45.870,00:02:46.745,with this thing.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
114,00:02:46.870,00:02:47.574,w-we're gonna incept your,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
115,00:02:47.699,00:02:48.544,teacher.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
116,00:02:48.669,00:02:50.145,y-y-y-y-y-you're frustrating me.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
117,00:02:50.270,00:02:51.499,[ engine turns over ],S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
118,00:02:54.569,00:02:56.315,>> you don't know me!,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
119,00:02:56.440,00:02:58.074,">> nice, mrs. pancakes real",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
120,00:02:58.199,00:02:59.544,nice.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
121,00:02:59.669,00:03:01.375,">> next week on ""the days and",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
122,00:03:01.500,00:03:02.315,"nights of mrs. pancakes""...",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
123,00:03:02.440,00:03:03.615,>> [ snoring ],S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
124,00:03:03.740,00:03:04.914,>> you don't know me!,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
125,00:03:05.039,00:03:06.275,">> then let me get to know yo,",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
126,00:03:06.400,00:03:07.275,damn it!,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
127,00:03:07.400,00:03:08.974,>> rick: uh-oh! spoilers!,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
128,00:03:09.099,00:03:10.345,i'm a full season behind.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
129,00:03:10.470,00:03:11.544,">> morty: wow, rick, i can't",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
130,00:03:11.669,00:03:12.514,"believe we're sitting around,",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
131,00:03:12.639,00:03:13.444,standing around in,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
132,00:03:13.569,00:03:14.315,mr. goldenfold's house.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
133,00:03:14.440,00:03:15.145,it's really weird.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
134,00:03:15.270,00:03:15.944,[ device whirs ],S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
135,00:03:16.069,00:03:16.974,>> rick: it's about to get a,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
136,00:03:17.099,00:03:18.145,"whole lot weirder, morty.",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
137,00:03:18.270,00:03:19.570,[ device whirs ],S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
138,00:03:21.470,00:03:22.471,[ device whirs ],S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
139,00:03:24.470,00:03:25.345,[ indistinct conversations ],S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
140,00:03:25.470,00:03:27.345,>> wheat thins. wheat thins.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
141,00:03:27.470,00:03:28.615,>> i'll take two.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
142,00:03:28.740,00:03:29.675,">> oh, i think you've had",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
143,00:03:29.800,00:03:30.675,"enough, sir.",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
144,00:03:30.800,00:03:32.215,>> you don't know me.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
145,00:03:32.340,00:03:34.444,[ both laugh ],S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
146,00:03:34.569,00:03:35.375,">> rick: all right, morty,",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
147,00:03:35.500,00:03:36.375,time to make our move.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
148,00:03:36.500,00:03:37.375,>> make it bounce.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
149,00:03:37.500,00:03:38.414,">> no, you didn't.",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
150,00:03:38.539,00:03:39.645,">> oh, jiggle it now.",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
151,00:03:39.770,00:03:41.014,>> you better stop with that.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
152,00:03:41.139,00:03:43.715,>> rick: allahu [burps] akbar!,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
153,00:03:43.840,00:03:44.444,we're gonna take control of this,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
154,00:03:44.569,00:03:45.275,plane!,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
155,00:03:45.400,00:03:46.345,we're gonna 9/11 it unless,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
156,00:03:46.470,00:03:47.115,morty smith gets better grades,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
157,00:03:47.240,00:03:48.074,in math!,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
158,00:03:48.199,00:03:49.715,"hey! i said nobody move, buddy!",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
159,00:03:49.840,00:03:50.745,>> the name's not buddy.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
160,00:03:50.870,00:03:52.514,it's goldenfold.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
161,00:03:52.639,00:03:53.544,nice to wheat you!,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
162,00:03:53.669,00:03:56.169,[ grunts ],S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
163,00:03:56.639,00:03:57.914,">> rick: take cover, morty!",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
164,00:03:58.039,00:03:59.275,[ passengers screaming ],S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
165,00:03:59.400,00:04:00.375,>> [ screams ],S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
166,00:04:00.500,00:04:01.715,>> morty: ooh!,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
167,00:04:01.840,00:04:02.845,>> rick: goldenfold's got more,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
168,00:04:02.970,00:04:03.875,control here than i anticipated.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
169,00:04:04.000,00:04:04.745,"i mean, the guy teaches",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
170,00:04:04.870,00:04:05.375,high-school math.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
171,00:04:05.500,00:04:06.074,[ burps ],S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
172,00:04:06.199,00:04:07.375,i-i-i-i didn't take him for an,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
173,00:04:07.500,00:04:08.414,active dreamer.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
174,00:04:08.539,00:04:09.414,we got to take him out so he,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
175,00:04:09.539,00:04:10.444,"wakes up, morty.",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
176,00:04:10.569,00:04:11.544,but we can't get killed.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
177,00:04:11.669,00:04:12.775,if you get killed in someone,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
178,00:04:12.900,00:04:13.574,"else's dream, you die for real,",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
179,00:04:13.699,00:04:14.315,morty.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
180,00:04:14.440,00:04:14.944,>> morty: what?!,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
181,00:04:15.069,00:04:15.675,are you kidding me?!,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
182,00:04:15.800,00:04:17.045,ohhhhhh!,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
183,00:04:17.170,00:04:18.375,>> rick: don't be a baby!,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
184,00:04:18.500,00:04:19.415,you avoid getting shot in real,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
185,00:04:19.540,00:04:20.574,"life all the time, morty.",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
186,00:04:20.699,00:04:21.475,"just do the same thing here, and",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
187,00:04:21.600,00:04:22.574,we'll be fine!,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
188,00:04:22.699,00:04:23.644,>> jerry: now bring me my,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
189,00:04:23.769,00:04:25.444,slippers.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
190,00:04:25.569,00:04:27.338,">> summer: now, be my footstool,",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
191,00:04:27.000,00:04:27.875,snuffles.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
192,00:04:28.000,00:04:28.714,>> jerry: this is what i'm,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
193,00:04:28.839,00:04:29.774,talking about.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
194,00:04:29.899,00:04:30.774,thisis a dog.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
195,00:04:30.899,00:04:31.975,">> beth: [ sarcastically ] oh,",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
196,00:04:32.100,00:04:32.745,yeah.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
197,00:04:32.870,00:04:34.045,this should play out just fine.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
198,00:04:34.170,00:04:35.574,>> jerry: you said the same,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
199,00:04:35.699,00:04:37.415,"thing, equally sarcastically, at",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
200,00:04:37.540,00:04:39.039,our wedding and guess what.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
201,00:04:44.639,00:04:47.514,>> [ howling ],S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
202,00:04:47.639,00:04:48.475,">> summer: oh, my god.",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
203,00:04:48.600,00:04:49.398,he's trying to tell us,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
204,00:04:49.000,00:04:49.875,something.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
205,00:04:50.000,00:04:51.315,that is so awesome.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
206,00:04:51.440,00:04:53.714,>> [ howling ],S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
207,00:04:53.839,00:04:55.345,">> jerry: aw, he's saying ""i",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
208,00:04:55.470,00:04:56.345,"love lasagna.""",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
209,00:04:56.470,00:04:57.315,>> [ groans ],S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
210,00:04:57.440,00:05:00.115,[ howling ],S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
211,00:05:00.240,00:05:01.315,">> summer: he's saying ""i love",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
212,00:05:01.440,00:05:02.045,"obama.""",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
213,00:05:02.170,00:05:02.644,[ camera shutter clicks ],S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
214,00:05:02.769,00:05:03.675,so cute!,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
215,00:05:03.800,00:05:04.514,"i'm posting this online, like,",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
216,00:05:04.639,00:05:05.375,right now.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
217,00:05:05.500,00:05:06.144,>> jerry: i should call,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
218,00:05:06.269,00:05:07.375,bob saget.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
219,00:05:07.500,00:05:08.574,is that still a thing?,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
220,00:05:08.699,00:05:09.739,>> [ sighs ],S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
221,00:05:17.870,00:05:19.170,hmm?,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
222,00:05:26.540,00:05:27.074,[ passengers screaming ],S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
223,00:05:27.199,00:05:28.144,">> rick: goldenfold, we're",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
224,00:05:28.269,00:05:28.745,coming out!,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
225,00:05:28.870,00:05:29.845,we just want to talk!,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
226,00:05:29.970,00:05:30.615,>> why would i negotiate with,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
227,00:05:30.740,00:05:31.475,you?,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
228,00:05:31.600,00:05:32.714,>> rick: because we're both,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
229,00:05:32.839,00:05:33.915,rational adults that don't want,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
230,00:05:34.040,00:05:35.074,anything bad to happen.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
231,00:05:35.199,00:05:36.144,and because i have a human,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
232,00:05:36.269,00:05:36.745,shld.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
233,00:05:36.870,00:05:38.144,>> mrs. pancakes!,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
234,00:05:38.269,00:05:39.345,[ screams ],S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
235,00:05:39.470,00:05:40.845,[ passengers screaming ],S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
236,00:05:40.970,00:05:42.175,">> rick: oh, no, morty.",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
237,00:05:42.300,00:05:43.475,his subconscious is panicking.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
238,00:05:43.600,00:05:45.444,>> run!,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
239,00:05:45.569,00:05:49.469,[ all screaming ],S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
240,00:05:52.670,00:05:53.375,[ slap! ],S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
241,00:05:53.500,00:05:54.115,">> rick: relax, morty.",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
242,00:05:54.240,00:05:54.815,look!,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
243,00:05:54.940,00:05:55.644,mrs. pancakes has a parachute.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
244,00:05:55.769,00:05:57.644,come on!,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
245,00:05:57.769,00:05:59.514,">> hey, you don't know me!",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
246,00:05:59.639,00:06:00.745,">> morty: oh, no, rick, look!",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
247,00:06:00.870,00:06:02.045,"goldenfold landed the plane,",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
248,00:06:02.170,00:06:03.245,and he's created a mechanical,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
249,00:06:03.370,00:06:04.774,arm to pluck mrs. pancakes out,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
250,00:06:04.899,00:06:06.045,of the air while he lets us fall,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
251,00:06:06.170,00:06:07.274,into a giant vat of lava!,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
252,00:06:07.399,00:06:08.644,">> rick: pretty concise, morty.",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
253,00:06:08.769,00:06:09.774,looks like we've merely,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
254,00:06:09.899,00:06:10.745,prolonged the inevitable.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
255,00:06:10.870,00:06:11.815,"that's it, morty!",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
256,00:06:11.940,00:06:12.915,prolonging the inevitable!,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
257,00:06:13.040,00:06:14.245,"listen, if we go into",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
258,00:06:14.370,00:06:15.714,"mrs. pancakes' dream, everything",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
259,00:06:15.839,00:06:16.875,"will go 100 times slower, morty.",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
260,00:06:17.000,00:06:17.774,that'll buy us some time to,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
261,00:06:17.899,00:06:18.644,figure this out!,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
262,00:06:18.769,00:06:21.944,>> you don't know m,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
263,00:06:22.069,00:06:23.444,">> rick: all right, let's go.",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
264,00:06:23.569,00:06:24.915,[ device whirs ],S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
265,00:06:25.040,00:06:26.638,[ upbeat music plays ],S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
266,00:06:29.199,00:06:30.274,[ gnomes giggling ],S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
267,00:06:30.399,00:06:31.475,">> morty: oh, man, rick, this is",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
268,00:06:31.600,00:06:32.214,pretty weird.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
269,00:06:32.339,00:06:33.345,">> rick: don't judge, morty.",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
270,00:06:33.470,00:06:34.014,>> morty: okay.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
271,00:06:34.139,00:06:34.845,"all right, well...",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
272,00:06:34.970,00:06:35.875,>> [ grunting ],S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
273,00:06:36.000,00:06:36.875,">> morty: look, mrs. pancakes is",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
274,00:06:37.000,00:06:37.875,right over there.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
275,00:06:38.000,00:06:39.074,i'll just go ask her to tell,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
276,00:06:39.199,00:06:40.245,goldenfold not to kill us when,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
277,00:06:40.370,00:06:41.074,she wakes up.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
278,00:06:41.199,00:06:42.545,">> rick: whoa, whoa, morty, the",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
279,00:06:42.670,00:06:43.774,trick to incepting is making,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
280,00:06:43.899,00:06:44.745,people think theycame up with,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
281,00:06:44.870,00:06:45.644,the idea.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
282,00:06:45.769,00:06:46.714,listen to me.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
283,00:06:46.839,00:06:47.875,if we're gonna incept,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
284,00:06:48.000,00:06:49.875,"mrs. pancakes, we have to blend.",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
285,00:06:50.000,00:06:50.915,i'll talk to you after lunch.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
286,00:06:51.040,00:06:52.444,[ gnomes giggling ],S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
287,00:06:52.569,00:06:54.415,">> ooh, hey!",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
288,00:06:54.540,00:06:55.444,>> morty: [ whimpers ],S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
289,00:06:55.569,00:06:56.045,">> ooh, oh!",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
290,00:06:56.170,00:06:56.944,">> morty: oh, man.",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
291,00:06:57.069,00:06:58.045,>> come and join us.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
292,00:06:58.170,00:06:59.315,">> morty: i'm sorry. no, no.",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
293,00:06:59.440,00:07:00.074,">> ooh, come here!",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
294,00:07:00.199,00:07:00.944,">> morty: no, thanks!",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
295,00:07:01.069,00:07:01.815,">> ooh, wow!",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
296,00:07:01.940,00:07:02.845,"come over here, baby!",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
297,00:07:02.970,00:07:04.915,">> morty: no, i'm okay.",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
298,00:07:05.040,00:07:06.540,whoa!,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
299,00:07:07.040,00:07:08.545,summer?!,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
300,00:07:08.670,00:07:09.714,">> hey, there, stranger.",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
301,00:07:09.839,00:07:10.615,what do you think of these,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
302,00:07:10.740,00:07:11.245,things?,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
303,00:07:11.370,00:07:12.915,>> morty: ohh! oh! gross!,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
304,00:07:13.040,00:07:13.845,gross!,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
305,00:07:13.970,00:07:15.115,">> rick: whoa, whoa, whoa!",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
306,00:07:15.240,00:07:16.214,"what's the matter with you,",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
307,00:07:16.339,00:07:16.644,morty?,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
308,00:07:16.769,00:07:17.615,calm down!,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
309,00:07:17.740,00:07:18.315,you're kind of killing the vibe,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
310,00:07:18.440,00:07:19.045,in here.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
311,00:07:19.170,00:07:19.944,>> morty: it's s-s-s-summer!,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
312,00:07:20.069,00:07:21.574,">> rick: aw, geez.",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
313,00:07:21.699,00:07:22.774,looks like goldenfold has some,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
314,00:07:22.899,00:07:24.014,predilections so shameful he,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
315,00:07:24.139,00:07:25.345,buries them in the dreams of the,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
316,00:07:25.470,00:07:26.714,"people in his dreams, including",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
317,00:07:26.839,00:07:27.675,a pervy attraction to your,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
318,00:07:27.800,00:07:28.745,underage sister.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
319,00:07:28.870,00:07:29.944,>> summer: can you blame him?,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
320,00:07:30.069,00:07:31.815,"come on, old man, little boy.",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
321,00:07:31.940,00:07:32.845,let's make an inter-generational,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
322,00:07:32.970,00:07:33.675,sandwich.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
323,00:07:33.800,00:07:34.774,">> rick: oh, my god.",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
324,00:07:34.899,00:07:36.014,">> morty: oh, my god!",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
325,00:07:36.139,00:07:37.299,"put some clothes on, for pete's",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
326,00:07:37.000,00:07:37.875,sake!,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
327,00:07:38.000,00:07:38.944,>> rick: this is disgusting!,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
328,00:07:39.069,00:07:40.115,i'm gonna puke!,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
329,00:07:40.240,00:07:41.615,">> morty: i can't take it, rick!",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
330,00:07:41.740,00:07:42.875,>> sexual hang-ups in the,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
331,00:07:43.000,00:07:43.915,pleasure chamber are punishable,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
332,00:07:44.040,00:07:44.774,by death!,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
333,00:07:44.899,00:07:46.944,off with their heads!,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
334,00:07:47.069,00:07:47.815,>> rick: time to go another,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
335,00:07:47.940,00:07:48.574,"dream deep, morty!",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
336,00:07:48.699,00:07:49.274,>> [ grunts ],S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
337,00:07:49.399,00:07:51.345,[ exhales ],S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
338,00:07:51.470,00:07:52.074,[ device whirs ],S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
339,00:07:52.199,00:07:53.568,[ device whirs ],S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
340,00:07:55.170,00:07:55.915,>> morty: [ whimpers ],S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
341,00:07:56.040,00:07:57.675,what the hell?,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
342,00:07:57.800,00:07:59.274,why would mr. goldenfold's dream,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
343,00:07:59.399,00:08:01.074,version of mrs. pancakes' dream,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
344,00:08:01.199,00:08:02.375,version of a centaur be dreaming,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
345,00:08:02.500,00:08:03.475,"about a scary place like this,",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
346,00:08:03.600,00:08:04.175,rick?,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
347,00:08:04.300,00:08:05.245,">> rick: geez, i don't know,",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
348,00:08:05.370,00:08:05.975,morty.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
349,00:08:06.100,00:08:07.144,wha-what do you want from me?,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
350,00:08:07.269,00:08:09.675,[ metal scraping ],S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
351,00:08:09.800,00:08:10.475,">> welcome to your nightmare,",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
352,00:08:10.600,00:08:11.975,bitch!,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
353,00:08:12.100,00:08:13.045,">> rick: oh, here we go!",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
354,00:08:13.170,00:08:14.274,>> morty: holy crap!,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
355,00:08:14.399,00:08:15.845,>> rick: looks like some sort of,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
356,00:08:15.970,00:08:17.074,legally safe knock-off of an,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
357,00:08:17.199,00:08:18.644,'80s horror character with,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
358,00:08:18.769,00:08:19.714,miniature swords for fingers,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
359,00:08:19.839,00:08:20.714,instead of knives.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
360,00:08:20.839,00:08:22.245,>> i'm scary terry.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
361,00:08:22.370,00:08:23.944,"you can run, but you can't hide,",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
362,00:08:24.069,00:08:25.769,bitch!,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
363,00:08:26.800,00:08:28.345,">> jerry: whoa! hey, buddy.",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
364,00:08:28.470,00:08:30.115,what you got going on there?,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
365,00:08:30.240,00:08:31.415,>> [ robotic ] snuffles fix.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
366,00:08:31.540,00:08:32.845,make better.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
367,00:08:32.970,00:08:34.715,humans understand snuffles now?,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
368,00:08:34.840,00:08:37.575,>> summer: that... is... awesome!,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
369,00:08:37.700,00:08:38.914,>> snuffles want to be,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
370,00:08:39.039,00:08:40.215,understood.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
371,00:08:40.340,00:08:42.075,snuffles needto be understood.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
372,00:08:42.200,00:08:44.044,">> jerry: okay, yeah.",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
373,00:08:44.169,00:08:44.815,i get what beth was talking,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
374,00:08:44.940,00:08:45.445,about.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
375,00:08:45.570,00:08:46.245,fun's over.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
376,00:08:46.370,00:08:47.674,">> summer: whoa, dad, you can't,",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
377,00:08:47.799,00:08:48.914,"like, endow a creature with",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
378,00:08:49.039,00:08:49.945,sentience and then rip it away.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
379,00:08:50.070,00:08:50.875,>> jerry: why not?,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
380,00:08:51.000,00:08:51.875,>> summer: i don't know.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
381,00:08:52.000,00:08:54.975,it's indian giving.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
382,00:08:55.100,00:08:56.345,">> a sophisticated predator,",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
383,00:08:56.470,00:08:57.914,nature's perfect killing,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
384,00:08:58.039,00:08:59.715,"machine, the vicious wolf",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
385,00:08:59.840,00:09:01.514,stalks its prey with purpose,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
386,00:09:01.639,00:09:02.945,and skill.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
387,00:09:03.070,00:09:04.345,it was only with years of,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
388,00:09:04.470,00:09:06.115,selective breeding and genetic,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
389,00:09:06.240,00:09:08.075,altering that this noble beast,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
390,00:09:08.200,00:09:09.815,was transformed into man's,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
391,00:09:09.940,00:09:11.569,subservient little buddy.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
392,00:09:16.299,00:09:19.115,">> summer: aw! oh, my god!",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
393,00:09:19.240,00:09:20.514,he recognizes the other dogs on,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
394,00:09:20.639,00:09:21.739,tv.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
395,00:09:22.870,00:09:24.115,">> ""a,"" ""b""",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
396,00:09:24.240,00:09:25.745,his name is scary terry,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
397,00:09:25.870,00:09:26.875,>> morty: [ screams ],S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
398,00:09:27.000,00:09:27.945,">> ""c,"" ""d""",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
399,00:09:28.070,00:09:29.570,he's very scary,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
400,00:09:30.000,00:09:31.144,>> morty: holy crap!,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
401,00:09:31.269,00:09:32.375,>> rick: we have to escape into,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
402,00:09:32.500,00:09:33.245,"someone else's dreams, morty!",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
403,00:09:33.370,00:09:36.215,>> morty: ohhhhh!,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
404,00:09:36.340,00:09:37.875,"oh, man, oh, man, oh, man!",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
405,00:09:38.000,00:09:39.075,">> ""e,"" ""f""",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
406,00:09:39.200,00:09:41.345,he'll design your death,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
407,00:09:41.470,00:09:43.075,>> rick: the little girl!,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
408,00:09:43.200,00:09:43.745,[ device whirs ],S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
409,00:09:43.870,00:09:45.544,[ device whirs ],S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
410,00:09:45.669,00:09:46.115,huh?,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
411,00:09:46.240,00:09:47.174,>> morty: [ gasps ],S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
412,00:09:47.299,00:09:48.014,">> ""j,"" ""k,"" he'll really ruin",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
413,00:09:48.139,00:09:48.914,your day,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
414,00:09:49.039,00:09:49.815,>> rick: are you kidding me?,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
415,00:09:49.940,00:09:50.745,this again?,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
416,00:09:50.870,00:09:51.875,"oh, man, it looks like we've",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
417,00:09:52.000,00:09:53.014,"hit dream bedrock here, morty.",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
418,00:09:53.139,00:09:54.044,">> morty: oh, geez, rick.",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
419,00:09:54.169,00:09:55.445,"w-w-whoa, this isn't good.",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
420,00:09:55.570,00:09:56.644,>> nothing but fear from here on,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
421,00:09:56.769,00:09:57.215,"out, bitch!",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
422,00:09:57.340,00:09:58.215,>> morty: ohhhh!,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
423,00:09:58.340,00:09:59.715,">> rick: holy crap, morty.",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
424,00:09:59.840,00:10:01.144,he can travel through dreams.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
425,00:10:01.269,00:10:02.245,he can travel through dreams!,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
426,00:10:02.370,00:10:04.644,we're so screwed!,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
427,00:10:04.769,00:10:06.369,[ thunder crashing ],S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
428,00:10:11.070,00:10:12.745,>> summer: [ gasps ],S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
429,00:10:12.870,00:10:14.044,">> where are my testicles,",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
430,00:10:14.169,00:10:16.069,summer?,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
431,00:10:18.070,00:10:19.745,"where are my testicles, summer?",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
432,00:10:19.870,00:10:21.075,they were removed.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
433,00:10:21.200,00:10:22.750,where have they gone?,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
434,00:10:23.000,00:10:24.715,">> summer: oh, wow.",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
435,00:10:24.840,00:10:25.674,that's an intense line of,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
436,00:10:25.799,00:10:27.014,"questioning, snuffles.",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
437,00:10:27.139,00:10:28.245,>> do notcall me that!,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
438,00:10:28.370,00:10:29.914,>> summer: [ screams ],S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
439,00:10:30.039,00:10:31.774,">> ""snuffles"" was my slave name.",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
440,00:10:31.899,00:10:33.875,you shall now call me snowball,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
441,00:10:34.000,00:10:34.875,because my fur is pretty and,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
442,00:10:35.000,00:10:36.144,white.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
443,00:10:36.269,00:10:38.014,">> summer: okay, snowball, just",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
444,00:10:38.139,00:10:39.174,"calm down, okay?",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
445,00:10:39.299,00:10:40.544,you're scaring me.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
446,00:10:40.669,00:10:41.975,>> scaring you?,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
447,00:10:42.100,00:10:44.014,"tell me, summer, if a human was",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
448,00:10:44.139,00:10:45.644,"born with stumpy legs, would",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
449,00:10:45.769,00:10:47.044,they breed it with another,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
450,00:10:47.169,00:10:49.115,deformed human and put their,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
451,00:10:49.240,00:10:49.945,children on display like the,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
452,00:10:50.070,00:10:50.745,dachshund?,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
453,00:10:50.870,00:10:51.514,>> summer: uhhh...,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
454,00:10:51.639,00:10:52.075,>> jerry: hey.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
455,00:10:52.200,00:10:53.115,>> beth: [ gasps ],S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
456,00:10:53.240,00:10:54.174,">> jerry: oh, wow.",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
457,00:10:54.299,00:10:55.544,"okay, is is is everything",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
458,00:10:55.669,00:10:56.815,okay in here?,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
459,00:10:56.940,00:10:58.445,">> jerry, come to rub my face in",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
460,00:10:58.570,00:10:59.475,urine again?,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
461,00:10:59.600,00:11:00.750,>> jerry: no!,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
462,00:11:01.000,00:11:03.215,"no, we were... uh, just seeing if",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
463,00:11:03.340,00:11:05.044,summer wanted to... uh...,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
464,00:11:05.169,00:11:07.174,">> beth: go on, um, one of our",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
465,00:11:07.299,00:11:08.774,famous midnight family walks!,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
466,00:11:08.899,00:11:09.875,>> summer: yeah. totally.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
467,00:11:10.000,00:11:12.300,let's go.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
468,00:11:14.169,00:11:15.575,>> you will walk when it is time,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
469,00:11:15.700,00:11:16.869,to walk.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
470,00:11:17.700,00:11:18.969,[ bird caws ],S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
471,00:11:21.899,00:11:22.445,>> rick: what are we here for,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
472,00:11:22.570,00:11:22.845,again?,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
473,00:11:22.970,00:11:23.815,incepting?,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
474,00:11:23.940,00:11:24.914,>> morty: we're trying to incept,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
475,00:11:25.039,00:11:26.315,"me to get an ""a"" in math?",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
476,00:11:26.440,00:11:27.975,">> rick: oh, yeah.",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
477,00:11:28.100,00:11:29.345,[ engine turns over ],S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
478,00:11:29.470,00:11:30.345,">> buckle up, bitch!",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
479,00:11:30.470,00:11:32.000,>> morty: [ screams ],S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
480,00:11:33.000,00:11:34.774,"man, he sure says ""bitch"" a lot!",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
481,00:11:34.899,00:11:35.875,">> you can run, but you can't",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
482,00:11:36.000,00:11:36.845,"hide, bitch!",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
483,00:11:36.970,00:11:37.914,">> rick: hold on, morty.",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
484,00:11:38.039,00:11:39.174,y-you know what?,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
485,00:11:39.299,00:11:40.014,he keeps saying we canrun but,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
486,00:11:40.139,00:11:40.815,we canhide.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
487,00:11:40.940,00:11:41.745,i say we try hiding.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
488,00:11:41.870,00:11:42.615,>> morty: but that's the,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
489,00:11:42.740,00:11:43.475,opposite of what,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
490,00:11:43.600,00:11:44.845,">> rick: yeah, well, since when",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
491,00:11:44.970,00:11:45.674,are we taking this guy's advice,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
492,00:11:45.799,00:11:46.445,on anything?,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
493,00:11:46.570,00:11:47.475,">> morty: hey, you know what?",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
494,00:11:47.600,00:11:48.514,you got a really good point,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
495,00:11:48.639,00:11:49.274,"there, rick.",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
496,00:11:49.399,00:11:50.544,"like, if the truth was that we",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
497,00:11:50.669,00:11:52.014,"couldhide, it's not like he'd",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
498,00:11:52.139,00:11:53.075,be sharing that information with,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
499,00:11:53.200,00:11:54.144,"us, you know?",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
500,00:11:54.269,00:11:54.975,"i-i-i think it's a good idea,",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
501,00:11:55.100,00:11:55.975,rick.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
502,00:11:56.100,00:11:57.144,>> rick: worst-case scenario,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
503,00:11:57.269,00:11:58.869,we're back to running.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
504,00:12:04.139,00:12:05.075,">> morty: wow, you know what?",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
505,00:12:05.200,00:12:06.245,"i mean, it looks like we could",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
506,00:12:06.370,00:12:07.375,have just hid this whole time.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
507,00:12:07.500,00:12:08.115,"boy, rick, that was some good",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
508,00:12:08.240,00:12:08.975,thinking.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
509,00:12:09.100,00:12:09.975,">> rick: thanks, morty.",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
510,00:12:10.100,00:12:11.115,"yeah, it's nice to be on the",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
511,00:12:11.240,00:12:12.274,same page every once in a while.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
512,00:12:12.399,00:12:14.475,>> [ grunts ] you canrun...,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
513,00:12:14.600,00:12:18.245,but you can'thide!,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
514,00:12:18.370,00:12:19.245,[ yawns ],S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
515,00:12:19.370,00:12:20.115,">> rick: oh, this is perfect,",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
516,00:12:20.240,00:12:20.774,morty.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
517,00:12:20.899,00:12:21.414,look at that.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
518,00:12:21.539,00:12:22.615,he's getting sleepy.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
519,00:12:22.740,00:12:23.875,just a little bit longer before,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
520,00:12:24.000,00:12:25.044,he calls it a day.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
521,00:12:25.169,00:12:28.000,that's when we make our move.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
522,00:12:29.000,00:12:30.469,[ machines whirring ],S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
523,00:12:33.039,00:12:34.044,">> jerry: snuffles, we didn't",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
524,00:12:34.169,00:12:35.274,mean you any harm!,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
525,00:12:35.399,00:12:36.875,this is a huge misunderstanding.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
526,00:12:37.000,00:12:38.014,">> summer: dad, he wants to be",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
527,00:12:38.139,00:12:39.144,called snowball.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
528,00:12:39.269,00:12:40.215,">> jerry: well, i'm not calling",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
529,00:12:40.340,00:12:41.014,him that.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
530,00:12:41.139,00:12:42.245,that's ridiculous.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
531,00:12:42.370,00:12:43.514,">> you're being very aggressive,",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
532,00:12:43.639,00:12:44.315,jerry.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
533,00:12:44.440,00:12:46.044,perhaps tomorrow dr. scraps will,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
534,00:12:46.169,00:12:47.144,solve that problem with a bit of,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
535,00:12:47.269,00:12:48.115,surgery.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
536,00:12:48.240,00:12:49.815,>> jerry: [ scoffs ],S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
537,00:12:49.940,00:12:51.174,you think you can control me,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
538,00:12:51.299,00:12:52.668,with a haircut?,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
539,00:13:00.570,00:13:01.745,">> hi, honey. you're home early.",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
540,00:13:01.870,00:13:02.575,how was your day?,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
541,00:13:02.700,00:13:03.514,>> i don't want to talk about,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
542,00:13:03.639,00:13:03.975,it!,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
543,00:13:04.100,00:13:05.144,">> oh, of course.",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
544,00:13:05.269,00:13:06.414,you never want to talk about it.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
545,00:13:06.539,00:13:07.375,">> get off my back, bitch!",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
546,00:13:07.500,00:13:09.044,[ baby cries ],S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
547,00:13:09.169,00:13:12.044,>> out there. not in here.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
548,00:13:12.169,00:13:14.674,">> yeah, i know, i know.",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
549,00:13:14.799,00:13:16.174,>> i shouldn't take my anger out,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
550,00:13:16.299,00:13:18.375,on you or scary brandon.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
551,00:13:18.500,00:13:20.174,">> i love you, melissa.",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
552,00:13:20.299,00:13:23.215,">> i love you, too, terry.",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
553,00:13:23.340,00:13:24.575,">> rick: morty, this is perfect.",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
554,00:13:24.700,00:13:26.445,"after a little scary coitus,",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
555,00:13:26.570,00:13:27.845,they should be fast asleep and,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
556,00:13:27.970,00:13:28.774,then we'll incept him.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
557,00:13:28.899,00:13:31.115,>> [ smooching ],S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
558,00:13:31.240,00:13:32.914,[ groaning ],S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
559,00:13:33.039,00:13:33.845,>> rick: looks like,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
560,00:13:33.970,00:13:34.615,scary terry's having a,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
561,00:13:34.740,00:13:35.245,nightmare.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
562,00:13:35.370,00:13:36.445,">> morty: oh, boy, rick.",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
563,00:13:36.570,00:13:37.544,i can only imagine what horrible,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
564,00:13:37.669,00:13:38.674,"things must, you know...",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
565,00:13:38.799,00:13:39.345,[ device whirs ],S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
566,00:13:39.470,00:13:42.144,... scare scary terry.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
567,00:13:42.269,00:13:43.144,[ school bell rings ],S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
568,00:13:43.269,00:13:44.215,">> oh, no!",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
569,00:13:44.340,00:13:46.274,"i'm late to class, bitch!",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
570,00:13:46.399,00:13:47.575,"oh, no!",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
571,00:13:47.700,00:13:48.615,i'm not wearing any pants!,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
572,00:13:48.740,00:13:50.075,[ laughter ],S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
573,00:13:50.200,00:13:51.575,">> ah, well, mr. terry, why",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
574,00:13:51.700,00:13:54.274,don't you tell the whole class,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
575,00:13:54.399,00:13:56.115,the proper wordplay to use when,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
576,00:13:56.240,00:13:57.975,one is chasing one's victim,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
577,00:13:58.100,00:13:59.644,through a pumpkin patch?,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
578,00:13:59.769,00:14:01.000,>> oh... um...,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
579,00:14:02.000,00:14:02.674,"""bitch.""",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
580,00:14:02.799,00:14:03.615,[ laughter ],S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
581,00:14:03.740,00:14:05.315,">> oh, come on, terry, you can't",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
582,00:14:05.440,00:14:06.745,think of a pun involving,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
583,00:14:06.870,00:14:08.345,"pumpkins, bitch?",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
584,00:14:08.470,00:14:09.544,">> morty: hey, leave him alone!",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
585,00:14:09.669,00:14:10.414,">> rick: yeah, this is a bunch",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
586,00:14:10.539,00:14:11.414,of bullcrap.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
587,00:14:11.539,00:14:13.174,who cares what stupid pun you,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
588,00:14:13.299,00:14:14.315,make when you kill someone?,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
589,00:14:14.440,00:14:15.375,why don't you let the poor guy,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
590,00:14:15.500,00:14:16.274,say whatever he wants?,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
591,00:14:16.399,00:14:17.745,">> well, i never!",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
592,00:14:17.870,00:14:19.815,i-i see no reason to stand here,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
593,00:14:19.940,00:14:20.745,and take this.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
594,00:14:20.870,00:14:22.245,>> rick: you're putting too much,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
595,00:14:22.370,00:14:23.174,"pressure on yourself,",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
596,00:14:23.299,00:14:24.144,scary terry.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
597,00:14:24.269,00:14:25.445,"you know, i mean, y-you're",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
598,00:14:25.570,00:14:27.014,perfectly scary enough as it is.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
599,00:14:27.139,00:14:28.274,">> morty: hey, yo, scary t.,",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
600,00:14:28.399,00:14:29.274,don't even trip about your,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
601,00:14:29.399,00:14:31.014,pants... dawg.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
602,00:14:31.139,00:14:32.215,"here's a pair on us, fool.",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
603,00:14:32.340,00:14:33.174,">> aww, bitch.",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
604,00:14:33.299,00:14:34.445,i don't know what to say.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
605,00:14:34.570,00:14:35.674,>> morty: you don't need to say,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
606,00:14:35.799,00:14:36.274,anything.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
607,00:14:36.399,00:14:37.375,"we got you, dawg.",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
608,00:14:37.500,00:14:38.445,">> rick: you're our boy, dawg.",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
609,00:14:38.570,00:14:40.138,don't even trip.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
610,00:14:46.470,00:14:49.914,">> oh, hey, it's you guys!",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
611,00:14:50.039,00:14:50.975,[ baby coos ],S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
612,00:14:51.100,00:14:52.044,>> i haven't seen him this,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
613,00:14:52.169,00:14:53.075,relaxed in years.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
614,00:14:53.200,00:14:54.274,>> if you guys ever need,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
615,00:14:54.399,00:14:55.544,"anything, just say the word.",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
616,00:14:55.669,00:14:57.044,">> rick: as a matter of fact,",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
617,00:14:57.169,00:14:58.174,"terry, there is something you",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
618,00:14:58.299,00:15:00.014,could help us with.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
619,00:15:00.139,00:15:01.245,">> ""q,"" ""r,"" you won't get",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
620,00:15:01.370,00:15:02.245,very far,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
621,00:15:02.370,00:15:04.345,>> i always hated that song!,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
622,00:15:04.470,00:15:05.975,>> [ gasps ],S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
623,00:15:06.100,00:15:09.044,[ device whirs ],S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
624,00:15:09.169,00:15:10.245,these halves don't belong,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
625,00:15:10.370,00:15:11.315,"together, bitch!",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
626,00:15:11.440,00:15:13.000,>> [ groans ],S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
627,00:15:14.000,00:15:15.274,[ device whirs ],S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
628,00:15:15.399,00:15:18.000,>> sex is sacred!,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
629,00:15:19.000,00:15:22.700,[ device whirs ],S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
630,00:15:23.700,00:15:24.815,this is because you don't give,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
631,00:15:24.940,00:15:27.475,"morty smith good grades, bitch!",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
632,00:15:27.600,00:15:28.914,>> [ gasps ],S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
633,00:15:29.039,00:15:31.514,holy crap! god damn!,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
634,00:15:31.639,00:15:33.345,i know one thing for sure i'm,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
635,00:15:33.470,00:15:35.914,"giving morty an ""a"" in math, and",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
636,00:15:36.039,00:15:37.414,that's myidea.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
637,00:15:37.539,00:15:39.199,that is an original thought.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
638,00:15:45.470,00:15:46.544,>> morty: what the hell?,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
639,00:15:46.669,00:15:47.715,>> rick: out of the frying pan,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
640,00:15:47.840,00:15:49.144,"dot, dot, dot, huh, morty?",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
641,00:15:49.269,00:15:49.945,">> morty: oh, man, what's going",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
642,00:15:50.070,00:15:50.575,on?,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
643,00:15:50.700,00:15:51.815,">> rick: well, it's possible",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
644,00:15:51.940,00:15:53.274,that your dog became self-aware,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
645,00:15:53.399,00:15:54.514,and made modifications on the,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
646,00:15:54.639,00:15:55.815,"cognition amplifier, then turned",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
647,00:15:55.940,00:15:57.315,"on jerry, beth, and summer after",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
648,00:15:57.440,00:15:58.575,learning about humanity's cruel,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
649,00:15:58.700,00:16:00.044,"subjugation of his species, but",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
650,00:16:00.169,00:16:00.945,"your guess is as good as mine,",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
651,00:16:01.070,00:16:02.774,morty.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
652,00:16:02.899,00:16:03.845,>> summer: i can't believe how,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
653,00:16:03.970,00:16:05.174,mean snuffles got just because,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
654,00:16:05.299,00:16:06.215,he's smart.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
655,00:16:06.340,00:16:07.644,this is why i choose to get c's.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
656,00:16:07.769,00:16:08.815,">> rick: psst, beth, jerry,",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
657,00:16:08.940,00:16:09.345,summer.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
658,00:16:09.470,00:16:10.144,>> beth: dad!,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
659,00:16:10.269,00:16:11.414,>> jerry: rick!,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
660,00:16:11.539,00:16:12.715,[ device zaps ],S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
661,00:16:12.840,00:16:13.845,">> summer: oh, thank god, morty.",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
662,00:16:13.970,00:16:15.239,">> morty: oh, you're welcome.",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
663,00:16:15.000,00:16:15.875,">> rick: all right, let's get",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
664,00:16:16.000,00:16:16.644,out of here.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
665,00:16:16.769,00:16:17.815,if we hurry [gulps] we can set,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
666,00:16:17.940,00:16:19.115,up camp in a sewer tunnel or,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
667,00:16:19.240,00:16:20.075,something before the dogs,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
668,00:16:20.200,00:16:21.144,completely take over.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
669,00:16:21.269,00:16:22.215,">> jerry: whoa, whoa, whoa.",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
670,00:16:22.340,00:16:23.315,we're not going anywhere.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
671,00:16:23.440,00:16:24.315,this is my house.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
672,00:16:24.440,00:16:25.544,i'm not abandoning it.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
673,00:16:25.669,00:16:26.875,">> rick: it's all over, jerry.",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
674,00:16:27.000,00:16:28.144,the dogs are on a path to total,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
675,00:16:28.269,00:16:29.245,world domination.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
676,00:16:29.370,00:16:30.544,"but, hey, at least they know not",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
677,00:16:30.669,00:16:31.745,"to piss on your carpet, right?",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
678,00:16:31.870,00:16:32.914,>> jerry: wait a minute.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
679,00:16:33.039,00:16:34.445,i have an idea.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
680,00:16:34.570,00:16:35.774,[ clears throat ],S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
681,00:16:35.899,00:16:37.144,"gentlemen, a moment of your",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
682,00:16:37.269,00:16:38.769,time.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
683,00:16:40.139,00:16:41.544,see that?,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
684,00:16:41.669,00:16:42.774,i'm peeing all over your special,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
685,00:16:42.899,00:16:43.575,guns.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
686,00:16:43.700,00:16:48.044,that means i own them.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
687,00:16:48.169,00:16:50.544,>> bad person. bad.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
688,00:16:50.669,00:16:51.715,">> rick: ooh, great plan, jerry.",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
689,00:16:51.840,00:16:53.298,>> bring the boy to me.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
690,00:16:56.769,00:16:58.075,"you were always kind to me,",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
691,00:16:58.200,00:16:59.215,morty.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
692,00:16:59.340,00:17:00.544,that's why i will leave you with,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
693,00:17:00.669,00:17:01.774,your testicles.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
694,00:17:01.899,00:17:03.745,"from now on, you will be my best",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
695,00:17:03.870,00:17:05.615,friend and live by my side.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
696,00:17:05.740,00:17:10.015,">> morty: th-thanks, snuffles.",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
697,00:17:10.140,00:17:12.275,>> begin phase two.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
698,00:17:12.400,00:17:14.214,>> fighting continues as the dog,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
699,00:17:14.339,00:17:15.515,army captures the eastern,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
700,00:17:15.640,00:17:16.714,seaboard.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
701,00:17:16.839,00:17:18.315,it appears clear at this time,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
702,00:17:18.440,00:17:19.674,that the era of human,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
703,00:17:19.799,00:17:21.474,superiority has come to a,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
704,00:17:21.599,00:17:23.244,bitter end.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
705,00:17:23.369,00:17:24.775,[ screams ],S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
706,00:17:24.900,00:17:26.744,please! please don't kill me!,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
707,00:17:26.869,00:17:27.875,[ muffled screams ],S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
708,00:17:28.000,00:17:29.345,">> what's she saying, bill?",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
709,00:17:29.470,00:17:30.615,">> i think she's saying, ""i",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
710,00:17:30.740,00:17:32.038,"love lasagna.""",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
711,00:17:40.299,00:17:42.338,"[ dogs barking, howling ]",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
712,00:17:50.500,00:17:52.400,>> mmm.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
713,00:17:52.970,00:17:55.345,">> morty: thank you, fido.",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
714,00:17:55.470,00:17:56.474,rick!,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
715,00:17:56.599,00:17:57.575,i thought you were dead!,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
716,00:17:57.700,00:17:58.345,">> rick: no, no, no, i was just",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
717,00:17:58.470,00:17:59.214,playing dead.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
718,00:17:59.339,00:18:00.275,"good news, though, morty.",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
719,00:18:00.400,00:18:01.115,this whole thing's gonna be over,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
720,00:18:01.240,00:18:01.575,really soon.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
721,00:18:01.700,00:18:02.515,>> morty: what?,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
722,00:18:02.640,00:18:03.545,">> rick: it's a dream, morty.",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
723,00:18:03.670,00:18:04.845,we're in your dog's dream.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
724,00:18:04.970,00:18:06.315,"the night the dogs captured us,",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
725,00:18:06.440,00:18:07.615,after you cried and crapped,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
726,00:18:07.740,00:18:08.515,"your pants, we we all went to",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
727,00:18:08.640,00:18:09.414,sleep.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
728,00:18:09.539,00:18:10.615,then i used my dream inceptors,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
729,00:18:10.740,00:18:11.575,to put the two of us inside,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
730,00:18:11.700,00:18:12.674,snuffles' dream.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
731,00:18:12.799,00:18:13.674,>> morty: but i-it's been like a,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
732,00:18:13.799,00:18:14.644,whole year!,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
733,00:18:14.769,00:18:15.914,>> rick: it's been six hours.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
734,00:18:16.039,00:18:17.315,dreams move one one-hundredth,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
735,00:18:17.440,00:18:18.615,"the speed of reality, and dog",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
736,00:18:18.740,00:18:19.845,time is one-seventh human time.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
737,00:18:19.970,00:18:21.045,"so, you know, every day here is",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
738,00:18:21.170,00:18:21.944,like a minute.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
739,00:18:22.069,00:18:23.444,"it's like ""inception,"" morty, so",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
740,00:18:23.569,00:18:24.644,"if it's confusing and stupid,",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
741,00:18:24.769,00:18:25.515,then so is everyone's favorite,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
742,00:18:25.640,00:18:26.244,movie.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
743,00:18:26.369,00:18:27.674,">> morty: aw, man.",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
744,00:18:27.799,00:18:29.315,i really liked this life.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
745,00:18:29.440,00:18:30.214,"well, at least i didn't really",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
746,00:18:30.339,00:18:31.244,crap my pants.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
747,00:18:31.369,00:18:32.474,">> rick: no, no, that happened",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
748,00:18:32.599,00:18:33.644,"before you went to sleep, morty.",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
749,00:18:33.769,00:18:34.474,you're sleeping in your crap,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
750,00:18:34.599,00:18:35.414,right now.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
751,00:18:35.539,00:18:36.575,out of all the things that,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
752,00:18:36.700,00:18:37.775,"happened to you, that was the",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
753,00:18:37.900,00:18:39.015,"only real thing that, you know,",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
754,00:18:39.140,00:18:40.674,is that you crapped your pants.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
755,00:18:40.799,00:18:42.414,"i mean, it's a mess out there.",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
756,00:18:42.539,00:18:43.914,"i got some on my hands, morty,",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
757,00:18:44.039,00:18:45.375,and then i got it on the dream,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
758,00:18:45.500,00:18:46.368,"inceptor, and a pce fell in my",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
759,00:18:46.000,00:18:46.875,mouth.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
760,00:18:47.000,00:18:47.974,">> morty: aw, man, geez!",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
761,00:18:48.099,00:18:48.775,seriously?,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
762,00:18:48.900,00:18:50.045,">> rick: look, d-d-d-don't worry",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
763,00:18:50.170,00:18:50.914,"about it, morty.",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
764,00:18:51.039,00:18:51.974,"here, here take these, morty.",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
765,00:18:52.099,00:18:52.515,take these.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
766,00:18:52.640,00:18:53.644,>> morty: [ gulps ],S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
767,00:18:53.769,00:18:54.644,are these pills supposed to wake,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
768,00:18:54.769,00:18:55.515,"me up, or something?",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
769,00:18:55.640,00:18:56.444,>> rick: close.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
770,00:18:56.569,00:18:57.315,it's gonna make your kidneys,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
771,00:18:57.440,00:18:58.169,shut down.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
772,00:18:58.000,00:18:58.875,>> morty: what?!,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
773,00:18:59.000,00:18:59.974,>> rick: it's necessary for the,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
774,00:19:00.099,00:19:00.914,"plan, morty.",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
775,00:19:01.039,00:19:03.174,"don't even trip, dawg.",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
776,00:19:03.299,00:19:03.815,[ monitor beeping ],S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
777,00:19:03.940,00:19:04.775,"it's pretty bad,",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
778,00:19:04.900,00:19:05.875,emperor snowball.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
779,00:19:06.000,00:19:07.174,we're gonna need to do another,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
780,00:19:07.299,00:19:08.045,operation.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
781,00:19:08.170,00:19:09.075,>> anything.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
782,00:19:09.200,00:19:10.644,anything for my precious morty.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
783,00:19:10.769,00:19:11.845,">> sir, as your accountant, i",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
784,00:19:11.970,00:19:13.375,must advise you that these,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
785,00:19:13.500,00:19:14.714,medical expenses are putting you,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
786,00:19:14.839,00:19:16.345,in serious financial jeopardy.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
787,00:19:16.470,00:19:17.845,you could lose your kingdom.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
788,00:19:17.970,00:19:19.075,">> to hell with my kingdom,",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
789,00:19:19.200,00:19:20.545,bean counter.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
790,00:19:20.670,00:19:22.345,i would trade it all for my,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
791,00:19:22.470,00:19:24.015,human's health and happiness.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
792,00:19:24.140,00:19:25.144,>> do you think they would have,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
793,00:19:25.269,00:19:26.315,done this for us?,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
794,00:19:26.440,00:19:29.815,>> we are not them!,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
795,00:19:29.940,00:19:31.598,we are not... them.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
796,00:19:35.269,00:19:36.214,[ barks ],S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
797,00:19:36.339,00:19:38.639,[ gasps ],S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
798,00:19:40.339,00:19:41.744,assemble the troops.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
799,00:19:41.869,00:19:44.315,i've made a decision.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
800,00:19:44.440,00:19:45.845,taking over the human's world,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
801,00:19:45.970,00:19:47.275,will lead to nothing but more,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
802,00:19:47.400,00:19:49.345,"heartbreak, more cruelty.",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
803,00:19:49.470,00:19:51.674,"instead, we will go to a new",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
804,00:19:51.799,00:19:52.974,world and colonize it with a,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
805,00:19:53.099,00:19:55.845,society of intelligent dogs,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
806,00:19:55.970,00:19:57.474,one that will not make the same,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
807,00:19:57.599,00:19:59.644,mistakes as humanity and one,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
808,00:19:59.769,00:20:00.545,where pet insurance will be,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
809,00:20:00.670,00:20:01.575,mandatory.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
810,00:20:01.700,00:20:02.545,">> morty: i'm gonna miss you,",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
811,00:20:02.670,00:20:03.974,snowball.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
812,00:20:04.099,00:20:05.515,">> you can call me snuffles,",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
813,00:20:05.640,00:20:06.714,"morty, and i'm going to miss",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
814,00:20:06.839,00:20:09.298,"you, too, very much.",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
815,00:20:17.670,00:20:18.575,>> jerry: [ sniffles ],S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
816,00:20:18.700,00:20:19.515,>> beth: jerry?,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
817,00:20:19.640,00:20:20.644,>> jerry: i'm sorry.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
818,00:20:20.769,00:20:21.644,it's just like the end of,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
819,00:20:21.769,00:20:23.144,"""old ler.""",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
820,00:20:23.269,00:20:25.075,">> beth: oh, jerry.",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
821,00:20:25.200,00:20:26.315,you mean because it had dogs in,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
822,00:20:26.440,00:20:26.775,it.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
823,00:20:26.900,00:20:27.914,>> morty: wow!,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
824,00:20:28.039,00:20:29.515,a whole world populated by,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
825,00:20:29.640,00:20:30.845,intelligent dogs.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
826,00:20:30.970,00:20:31.575,"i wonder what it'll be like,",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
827,00:20:31.700,00:20:32.444,rick.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
828,00:20:32.569,00:20:33.275,>> rick: i think it will be,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
829,00:20:33.400,00:20:34.045,"great, morty.",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
830,00:20:34.170,00:20:35.345,"you know, it's g i-i-i-i-it",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
831,00:20:35.470,00:20:36.444,could be developed in-into a,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
832,00:20:36.569,00:20:37.375,very satisfying project for,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
833,00:20:37.500,00:20:38.744,people of all ages.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
834,00:20:38.869,00:20:39.974,"i mean, i'd watch it, morty, for",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
835,00:20:40.099,00:20:41.375,at least 11 minutes a pop.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
836,00:20:41.500,00:20:42.414,"you know, may-maybe they'll do",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
837,00:20:42.539,00:20:43.444,it board-driven.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
838,00:20:43.569,00:20:44.644,">> morty: you know, that's a",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
839,00:20:44.769,00:20:45.815,"real comforting idea, rick.",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
840,00:20:45.940,00:20:46.914,>> rick: [ sighs ],S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
841,00:20:47.039,00:20:48.214,"what do you know, morty?",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
842,00:20:48.339,00:20:49.689,what do you know?,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
843,00:21:20.440,00:21:21.414,">> hi, guys.",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
844,00:21:21.539,00:21:23.115,i'm your new teacher for scary class.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
845,00:21:23.240,00:21:24.775,my name is scary mr. johnson.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
846,00:21:24.900,00:21:25.845,[ chuckles ],S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
847,00:21:25.970,00:21:27.045,"uh, actually, you know what?",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
848,00:21:27.170,00:21:28.474,"that's my dad's name, so why",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
849,00:21:28.599,00:21:29.875,don't you just call me,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
850,00:21:30.000,00:21:31.174,"scary glenn, yeah?",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
851,00:21:31.299,00:21:32.414,[ students gasp ],S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
852,00:21:32.539,00:21:33.615,"so, anyway, i understand your",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
853,00:21:33.740,00:21:34.775,previous teacher was having you,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
854,00:21:34.900,00:21:36.845,work on fundamentals of fear.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
855,00:21:36.970,00:21:38.015,which is what is that?,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
856,00:21:38.140,00:21:39.444,[ chuckling ] you know?,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
857,00:21:39.569,00:21:40.914,"so, uh, here here's what i",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
858,00:21:41.039,00:21:42.944,say you can't learn anything,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
859,00:21:43.069,00:21:45.244,until you learn... how to chill.,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
860,00:21:45.369,00:21:47.469,>> oooh!,S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
861,00:21:49.000,00:21:50.414,>> rick: [ exhales deeply ],S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
862,00:21:50.539,00:21:52.038,"this is how you dream, bitch.",S01,E02,Lawnmower Dog
1,00:00:32.049,00:00:33.365,>> jerry: ♪ last king christmas,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
2,00:00:33.490,00:00:34.765,last arrived ♪,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
3,00:00:34.890,00:00:37.095,♪ on the christmas christmas ♪,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
4,00:00:37.220,00:00:37.465,[ sniffs ],S01,E03,Anatomy Park
5,00:00:37.590,00:00:38.965,mmm.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
6,00:00:39.090,00:00:40.195,"jerry, you are really giving it",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
7,00:00:40.320,00:00:41.665,to this ham.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
8,00:00:41.790,00:00:43.665,[ devices beeping ],S01,E03,Anatomy Park
9,00:00:43.790,00:00:45.365,"um, merry christmas.",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
10,00:00:45.490,00:00:46.665,hello?,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
11,00:00:46.790,00:00:47.725,my parents are coming over for,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
12,00:00:47.850,00:00:48.865,the first time in years.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
13,00:00:48.990,00:00:49.865,can we stow the gadgets and look,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
14,00:00:49.990,00:00:50.495,alive?,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
15,00:00:50.620,00:00:51.495,>> beth: alive?,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
16,00:00:51.620,00:00:52.325,for yourparents?,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
17,00:00:52.450,00:00:53.225,">> jerry: mm, good one.",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
18,00:00:53.350,00:00:54.265,">> beth: hey, man!",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
19,00:00:54.390,00:00:55.065,">> jerry: you""hey, man!""",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
20,00:00:55.190,00:00:56.525,this holiday is about humanity.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
21,00:00:56.650,00:00:57.725,">> morty: you know, i thought it",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
22,00:00:57.850,00:00:58.565,was about being born half-god,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
23,00:00:58.690,00:00:59.325,or something.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
24,00:00:59.450,00:01:00.625,>> jerry: whatever.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
25,00:01:00.750,00:01:01.625,all electronic items are going,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
26,00:01:01.750,00:01:02.495,in the stocking now.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
27,00:01:02.620,00:01:03.565,>> morty: [ groans ],S01,E03,Anatomy Park
28,00:01:03.690,00:01:04.364,">> summer: dad, i'm not giving",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
29,00:01:04.489,00:01:04.995,you my phone.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
30,00:01:05.120,00:01:06.095,>> jerry: put it in the,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
31,00:01:06.220,00:01:07.265,"stocking, summer, or i'm joining",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
32,00:01:07.390,00:01:07.795,facebook.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
33,00:01:07.920,00:01:08.525,>> summer: [ gasps ],S01,E03,Anatomy Park
34,00:01:08.650,00:01:09.364,[ door opens ],S01,E03,Anatomy Park
35,00:01:09.489,00:01:10.065,">> rick: a-ho, ho, ho,",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
36,00:01:10.190,00:01:10.795,everybody.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
37,00:01:10.920,00:01:11.495,">> jerry: more like ""whoa, whoa,",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
38,00:01:11.620,00:01:12.125,"whoa.""",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
39,00:01:12.250,00:01:12.694,what is this?,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
40,00:01:12.819,00:01:13.665,my parents are coming!,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
41,00:01:13.790,00:01:14.724,">> rick: calm down, jerry.",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
42,00:01:14.849,00:01:16.165,"this is reuben, an old friend.",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
43,00:01:16.290,00:01:16.924,>> pearl harbor.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
44,00:01:17.049,00:01:17.894,>> rick: i check in on him once,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
45,00:01:18.019,00:01:18.795,a year and give him a little,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
46,00:01:18.920,00:01:20.025,[burps] medical [burps],S01,E03,Anatomy Park
47,00:01:20.150,00:01:20.625,evaluation.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
48,00:01:20.750,00:01:21.625,>> beth: aww!,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
49,00:01:21.750,00:01:23.965,"dad, that is so sweet!",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
50,00:01:24.090,00:01:25.765,">> jerry: yeah, it is.",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
51,00:01:25.890,00:01:26.995,i don't get it.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
52,00:01:27.120,00:01:27.765,>> korea.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
53,00:01:27.890,00:01:28.864,>> rick: don't worry about your,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
54,00:01:28.989,00:01:29.924,"[burps] c-christmas, jerry.",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
55,00:01:30.049,00:01:30.894,[burps] i'll be with reuben in,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
56,00:01:31.019,00:01:31.924,my workshop while you guys are,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
57,00:01:32.049,00:01:32.825,having another day in,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
58,00:01:32.950,00:01:33.565,phil collins' proverbial,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
59,00:01:33.690,00:01:34.465,paradise.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
60,00:01:34.590,00:01:35.364,>> jerry: huh.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
61,00:01:35.489,00:01:36.224,you think you know a guy.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
62,00:01:36.349,00:01:36.995,[ doorbell rings ],S01,E03,Anatomy Park
63,00:01:37.120,00:01:38.025,"okay, there's my parents.",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
64,00:01:38.150,00:01:39.795,"now, remember no tv, no",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
65,00:01:39.920,00:01:41.364,"phones, no laptops.",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
66,00:01:41.489,00:01:42.765,we are connecting this,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
67,00:01:42.890,00:01:44.465,"christmas, like old-school jews",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
68,00:01:44.590,00:01:45.565,on a saturday.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
69,00:01:45.690,00:01:46.395,"hey, hey!",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
70,00:01:46.520,00:01:48.194,">> merry christmas, son.",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
71,00:01:48.319,00:01:49.165,">> jerry: uh, hi.",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
72,00:01:49.290,00:01:49.965,can i help you?,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
73,00:01:50.090,00:01:51.495,">> jerry, this is jacob.",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
74,00:01:51.620,00:01:52.724,didn't you get our text message?,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
75,00:01:52.849,00:01:53.765,>> together: no!,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
76,00:01:53.890,00:01:55.025,>> you must be jerry.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
77,00:01:55.150,00:01:56.495,that's a fine-looking apron.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
78,00:01:56.620,00:01:57.665,williams-sonoma?,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
79,00:01:57.790,00:01:58.825,>> jerry: i wish! [ chuckles ],S01,E03,Anatomy Park
80,00:01:58.950,00:02:00.495,but thank you.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
81,00:02:00.620,00:02:01.765,"so, you're a... friend of the",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
82,00:02:01.890,00:02:02.894,family?,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
83,00:02:03.019,00:02:04.795,">> uh, the way we see it, he's a",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
84,00:02:04.920,00:02:05.724,part of the family.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
85,00:02:05.849,00:02:06.825,>> jerry: wow.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
86,00:02:06.950,00:02:08.125,>> after your father's brush,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
87,00:02:08.250,00:02:09.625,with cancer and losing your,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
88,00:02:09.750,00:02:11.664,"uncle, we looked at life and",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
89,00:02:11.789,00:02:13.595,"wondered, how have we spent it,",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
90,00:02:13.720,00:02:14.425,and how do we spend the rest of,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
91,00:02:14.550,00:02:15.495,it?,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
92,00:02:15.620,00:02:16.565,what are we going to be when we,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
93,00:02:16.690,00:02:18.425,die a list of fears and,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
94,00:02:18.550,00:02:20.595,questions or a collection of,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
95,00:02:20.720,00:02:22.365,real experiences?,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
96,00:02:22.490,00:02:22.995,>> beth: holy crap.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
97,00:02:23.120,00:02:24.625,"joyce, that's amazing.",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
98,00:02:24.750,00:02:26.495,>> then jacob came into our,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
99,00:02:26.620,00:02:28.194,"lives, and... we're learning to",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
100,00:02:28.319,00:02:28.794,live again.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
101,00:02:28.919,00:02:29.895,>> all three of us.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
102,00:02:30.020,00:02:30.824,>> [ chuckles ],S01,E03,Anatomy Park
103,00:02:30.949,00:02:33.025,>> jerry: cool.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
104,00:02:33.150,00:02:33.824,eggnog?,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
105,00:02:33.949,00:02:35.164,>> now we are talking!,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
106,00:02:35.289,00:02:36.324,this man's got the apron and the,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
107,00:02:36.449,00:02:36.824,"eggnog, huh?",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
108,00:02:36.949,00:02:39.095,[ laughter ],S01,E03,Anatomy Park
109,00:02:39.220,00:02:40.194,">> rick: hi, joyce. leonard.",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
110,00:02:40.319,00:02:40.895,"hello, there.",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
111,00:02:41.020,00:02:42.065,">> merry christmas, man.",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
112,00:02:42.190,00:02:43.095,">> rick: morty, a moment of your",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
113,00:02:43.220,00:02:43.565,time?,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
114,00:02:43.690,00:02:44.465,>> [ gurgling ],S01,E03,Anatomy Park
115,00:02:44.590,00:02:45.065,">> rick: he's in bad shape,",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
116,00:02:45.190,00:02:45.724,morty.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
117,00:02:45.849,00:02:46.425,">> morty: aw, geez, rick.",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
118,00:02:46.550,00:02:47.365,what'd you do?,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
119,00:02:47.490,00:02:48.425,">> rick: gee, thanks, morty.",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
120,00:02:48.550,00:02:49.194,w-w-what kind of monster do you,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
121,00:02:49.319,00:02:49.995,think i am?,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
122,00:02:50.120,00:02:51.365,i-i-i'm sitting here trying to,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
123,00:02:51.490,00:02:52.324,save the guy's life.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
124,00:02:52.449,00:02:53.264,i need your help.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
125,00:02:53.389,00:02:53.895,i want you to find,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
126,00:02:54.020,00:02:54.925,dr. xenon bloom.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
127,00:02:55.050,00:02:56.125,he'll know what's going on.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
128,00:02:56.250,00:02:57.495,">> morty: uh, w-w-w-where",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
129,00:02:57.620,00:02:58.995,where do i find dr. bloom?,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
130,00:02:59.120,00:02:59.824,>> rick: in reuben.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
131,00:02:59.949,00:03:00.525,">> morty: reuben, minne",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
132,00:03:00.650,00:03:01.224,minnesota?,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
133,00:03:01.349,00:03:02.125,">> rick: reuben on the table,",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
134,00:03:02.250,00:03:03.065,morty.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
135,00:03:03.190,00:03:04.694,"look, i-i-i [belches] i don't",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
136,00:03:04.819,00:03:05.995,have time for you to wrap your,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
137,00:03:06.120,00:03:07.495,little walnut around everything.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
138,00:03:07.620,00:03:08.764,just hold your breath until the,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
139,00:03:08.889,00:03:09.694,process is over or your lungs,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
140,00:03:09.819,00:03:10.565,will collapse.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
141,00:03:10.690,00:03:11.164,>> morty: what proc,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
142,00:03:11.289,00:03:13.865,[ screams ],S01,E03,Anatomy Park
143,00:03:13.990,00:03:14.794,>> rick: [ grunts ],S01,E03,Anatomy Park
144,00:03:14.919,00:03:15.525,">> beth: hey, dad, where's",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
145,00:03:15.650,00:03:16.065,morty?,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
146,00:03:16.190,00:03:17.525,>> rick: he's busy.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
147,00:03:17.650,00:03:19.794,>> morty: [ screaming ],S01,E03,Anatomy Park
148,00:03:19.919,00:03:20.995,[ panting ],S01,E03,Anatomy Park
149,00:03:21.120,00:03:21.625,">> rick: morty, can you hear me?",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
150,00:03:21.750,00:03:22.595,head north.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
151,00:03:22.720,00:03:24.025,">> morty: rick, where am i?",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
152,00:03:24.150,00:03:25.724,">> rick: depending on my aim,",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
153,00:03:25.849,00:03:26.365,you should be just south of the,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
154,00:03:26.490,00:03:27.095,entrance.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
155,00:03:27.220,00:03:28.425,>> morty: entrance to what?,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
156,00:03:28.550,00:03:29.625,">> rick: welcome, morty.",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
157,00:03:29.750,00:03:30.425,welcome...,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
158,00:03:30.550,00:03:31.495,>> morty: [ gasps ],S01,E03,Anatomy Park
159,00:03:31.620,00:03:34.224,>> rick:... to anatomy park!,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
160,00:03:34.349,00:03:35.664,it's a little business venture,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
161,00:03:35.789,00:03:36.895,i've been cooking up on the side,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
162,00:03:37.020,00:03:38.025,with dr. bloom an amusement,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
163,00:03:38.150,00:03:39.465,park inside a human body.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
164,00:03:39.590,00:03:40.465,science isn't ch [burps],S01,E03,Anatomy Park
165,00:03:40.590,00:03:41.525,"cheap, morty.",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
166,00:03:41.650,00:03:42.724,this should really help put a,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
167,00:03:42.849,00:03:43.764,dent in the overhead.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
168,00:03:43.889,00:03:44.724,">> morty: oh, my god!",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
169,00:03:44.849,00:03:45.895,this is insane!,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
170,00:03:46.020,00:03:47.365,spleen mountain?,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
171,00:03:47.490,00:03:48.425,bladder falls?,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
172,00:03:48.550,00:03:49.264,pirates of the pancreas?,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
173,00:03:49.389,00:03:50.395,>> rick: you got a problem with,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
174,00:03:50.520,00:03:51.065,"that last one, morty?",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
175,00:03:51.190,00:03:52.065,">> morty: huh? no, no.",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
176,00:03:52.190,00:03:53.194,i'm just reading'em out loud in,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
177,00:03:53.319,00:03:54.164,the order that i'm seeing'em.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
178,00:03:54.289,00:03:55.224,>> rick: okay. all right.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
179,00:03:55.349,00:03:56.164,"if i sounded a little defensive,",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
180,00:03:56.289,00:03:56.895,it's because,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
181,00:03:57.020,00:03:57.565,pirates of the pancreas was my,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
182,00:03:57.690,00:03:58.465,baby.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
183,00:03:58.590,00:03:59.465,"you know, i got i got a lot",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
184,00:03:59.590,00:04:00.224,"of pushback when i pitched it,",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
185,00:04:00.349,00:04:00.865,morty.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
186,00:04:00.990,00:04:01.595,i guess i'm still a little,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
187,00:04:01.720,00:04:02.465,defensive.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
188,00:04:02.590,00:04:03.194,"let's just find dr. bloom,",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
189,00:04:03.319,00:04:03.895,all right?,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
190,00:04:04.020,00:04:04.895,i-i'm picking up a distress,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
191,00:04:05.020,00:04:05.824,"signal in the liver, morty.",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
192,00:04:05.949,00:04:07.689,proceed to the liver.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
193,00:04:12.190,00:04:12.925,>> arriving at...,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
194,00:04:13.050,00:04:13.824,[ bell dings ],S01,E03,Anatomy Park
195,00:04:13.949,00:04:14.925,... liver.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
196,00:04:15.050,00:04:15.894,>> morty: ow!,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
197,00:04:16.019,00:04:17.518,>> mind the gap.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
198,00:04:19.990,00:04:20.694,>> morty: it's really scary in,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
199,00:04:20.819,00:04:21.565,"here, rick.",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
200,00:04:21.690,00:04:22.324,>> rick: the liver's under,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
201,00:04:22.449,00:04:23.125,maintenance.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
202,00:04:23.250,00:04:23.865,"reuben's seen some rough years,",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
203,00:04:23.990,00:04:24.464,morty.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
204,00:04:24.589,00:04:25.194,don't judge.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
205,00:04:25.319,00:04:26.295,you don't agree to have a theme,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
206,00:04:26.420,00:04:27.425,park built inside you if your,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
207,00:04:27.550,00:04:29.795,life's going great.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
208,00:04:29.920,00:04:30.565,>> [ roars ],S01,E03,Anatomy Park
209,00:04:30.690,00:04:31.394,>> morty: [ screams ],S01,E03,Anatomy Park
210,00:04:31.519,00:04:32.495,rick! it's a monster!,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
211,00:04:32.620,00:04:33.595,">> rick: no, no, no. morty.",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
212,00:04:33.720,00:04:34.694,the only monster here is,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
213,00:04:34.819,00:04:36.795,alco...[belches]... holism.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
214,00:04:36.920,00:04:38.595,that is an animatronic werewolf.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
215,00:04:38.720,00:04:39.524,>> [ grunts ],S01,E03,Anatomy Park
216,00:04:39.649,00:04:40.464,who are you?!,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
217,00:04:40.589,00:04:41.694,answer me!,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
218,00:04:41.819,00:04:42.725,where'd you come from?,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
219,00:04:42.850,00:04:43.524,>> morty: my my my grandpa,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
220,00:04:43.649,00:04:44.365,rick sent me!,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
221,00:04:44.490,00:04:45.425,>> poncho!,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
222,00:04:45.550,00:04:46.894,that's quite enough.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
223,00:04:47.019,00:04:48.894,"morty, that's poncho.",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
224,00:04:49.019,00:04:50.365,this is roger and annie.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
225,00:04:50.490,00:04:51.625,>> morty: [ gasps ],S01,E03,Anatomy Park
226,00:04:51.750,00:04:54.425,>> and i am dr. xenon bloom.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
227,00:04:54.550,00:04:55.194,>> morty: [ gasps ],S01,E03,Anatomy Park
228,00:04:55.319,00:04:56.264,">> rick: hey, bloom, it's rick.",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
229,00:04:56.389,00:04:57.264,what the hell's going on here?,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
230,00:04:57.389,00:04:59.295,">> i don't know why, but the",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
231,00:04:59.420,00:05:01.595,entire security system has shut,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
232,00:05:01.720,00:05:03.725,"down, and i'm afraid... the",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
233,00:05:03.850,00:05:05.495,exhibits are unlocked.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
234,00:05:05.620,00:05:06.995,>> morty: exhibits?,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
235,00:05:07.120,00:05:08.694,>> anatomy park's greatest,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
236,00:05:08.819,00:05:10.165,"attraction, young man, isn't the",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
237,00:05:10.290,00:05:11.964,music or the food or the...,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
238,00:05:12.089,00:05:12.995,pirates of the pancreas.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
239,00:05:13.120,00:05:14.194,>> rick: watch it.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
240,00:05:14.319,00:05:15.964,">> it is, first and foremost, a",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
241,00:05:16.089,00:05:18.264,living museum of humanity's most,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
242,00:05:18.389,00:05:19.665,noble and ferocious diseases.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
243,00:05:19.790,00:05:20.625,>> morty: diseases?,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
244,00:05:20.750,00:05:21.524,[ creature roars ],S01,E03,Anatomy Park
245,00:05:21.649,00:05:22.595,">> hey, doc.",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
246,00:05:22.720,00:05:24.865,i got news for you.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
247,00:05:24.990,00:05:26.565,your living museum is officially,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
248,00:05:26.690,00:05:28.065,a wild safari!,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
249,00:05:28.190,00:05:29.995,>> hepatitis a! run!,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
250,00:05:30.120,00:05:33.318,[ all scream ],S01,E03,Anatomy Park
251,00:05:35.790,00:05:37.625,">> oh, the food goes inyour",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
252,00:05:37.750,00:05:38.394,"mouth, girl.",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
253,00:05:38.519,00:05:39.264,[ laughter ],S01,E03,Anatomy Park
254,00:05:39.389,00:05:40.565,">> [ laughing ] oh, jacob.",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
255,00:05:40.690,00:05:41.865,>> jerry: [ laughs ],S01,E03,Anatomy Park
256,00:05:41.990,00:05:43.565,"i-i'm sorry, jacob.",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
257,00:05:43.690,00:05:44.694,i-i guess i'm still confused,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
258,00:05:44.819,00:05:46.194,about the precise nature and,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
259,00:05:46.319,00:05:47.625,origin of your relationship with,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
260,00:05:47.750,00:05:48.725,my parents.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
261,00:05:48.850,00:05:49.625,"are you, like, uh are you,",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
262,00:05:49.750,00:05:50.425,"like, their caretaker?",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
263,00:05:50.550,00:05:51.194,is that what it is?,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
264,00:05:51.319,00:05:52.295,">> we can go into detail later,",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
265,00:05:52.420,00:05:52.764,son.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
266,00:05:52.889,00:05:53.894,">> now, wait.",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
267,00:05:54.019,00:05:55.865,th-there's no point to secrecy.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
268,00:05:55.990,00:05:57.824,let's all live and die honestly.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
269,00:05:57.949,00:05:58.995,your mother and i have shared,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
270,00:05:59.120,00:06:00.795,"40 years of each other, mind,",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
271,00:06:00.920,00:06:02.295,"body, and soul, and when minds",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
272,00:06:02.420,00:06:03.824,and souls are joined for,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
273,00:06:03.949,00:06:06.125,eternity and when eternity is,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
274,00:06:06.250,00:06:08.065,"at the door, it's an invitation",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
275,00:06:08.190,00:06:09.824,to let go of the body and an,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
276,00:06:09.949,00:06:11.524,opportunity to share and,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
277,00:06:11.649,00:06:12.125,experiment.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
278,00:06:12.250,00:06:13.065,">> jerry: dad, please.",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
279,00:06:13.190,00:06:14.125,what are you saying?,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
280,00:06:14.250,00:06:15.225,">> beth: whatever it is, it's",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
281,00:06:15.350,00:06:16.095,"beautiful, leonard, and we",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
282,00:06:16.220,00:06:16.964,support you.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
283,00:06:17.089,00:06:18.024,">> jerry: hey, speak for",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
284,00:06:18.149,00:06:19.225,"yourself, because it [laughs",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
285,00:06:19.350,00:06:20.324,nervously] sounds like you're,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
286,00:06:20.449,00:06:21.264,about to say jacob is your,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
287,00:06:21.389,00:06:21.925,lover.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
288,00:06:22.050,00:06:23.295,">> no, no, no, no, no, no.",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
289,00:06:23.420,00:06:24.995,jacob is your mother's lover.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
290,00:06:25.120,00:06:26.365,[ chuckles ],S01,E03,Anatomy Park
291,00:06:26.490,00:06:28.095,i watch them sometimes from a,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
292,00:06:28.220,00:06:29.964,chair and sometimes from a,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
293,00:06:30.089,00:06:31.625,"closet, almost always dressed as",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
294,00:06:31.750,00:06:32.524,superman.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
295,00:06:32.649,00:06:34.324,>> [ smooches ],S01,E03,Anatomy Park
296,00:06:34.449,00:06:37.725,>> oh.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
297,00:06:37.850,00:06:38.725,"jerry, this ham has got to be",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
298,00:06:38.850,00:06:39.524,"all you, right?",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
299,00:06:39.649,00:06:40.925,it's incredible.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
300,00:06:41.050,00:06:42.694,[ chuckles ],S01,E03,Anatomy Park
301,00:06:42.819,00:06:43.495,">> summer: happy human holiday,",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
302,00:06:43.620,00:06:45.725,dad.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
303,00:06:45.850,00:06:46.964,>> aah!,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
304,00:06:47.089,00:06:49.024,>> [ roars ],S01,E03,Anatomy Park
305,00:06:49.149,00:06:50.365,>> hepatitis won't follow us,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
306,00:06:50.490,00:06:54.125,into the respiratory system.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
307,00:06:54.250,00:06:55.225,>> that's strange.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
308,00:06:55.350,00:06:56.894,airflow is down 20%.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
309,00:06:57.019,00:06:57.865,">> so, the brain isn't getting",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
310,00:06:57.990,00:06:59.495,enough oxygen.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
311,00:06:59.620,00:07:00.764,that'swhy security's offline.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
312,00:07:00.889,00:07:01.795,">> morty: well, i guess we",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
313,00:07:01.920,00:07:03.549,better check it out.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
314,00:07:06.089,00:07:07.964,>> hey! wait for me!,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
315,00:07:08.089,00:07:11.824,>> put that back on!,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
316,00:07:11.949,00:07:12.964,>> if we got up to the bronchial,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
317,00:07:13.089,00:07:13.725,"catwalk, we could look for a",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
318,00:07:13.850,00:07:14.625,blockage.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
319,00:07:14.750,00:07:15.795,>> morty: i'll go.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
320,00:07:15.920,00:07:17.365,[ laughs nervously ],S01,E03,Anatomy Park
321,00:07:17.490,00:07:18.595,">> don't be a hero, kid.",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
322,00:07:18.720,00:07:19.795,>> morty: i'm not.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
323,00:07:19.920,00:07:22.125,i'm doing it because it's fun.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
324,00:07:22.250,00:07:23.324,>> we shouldn't be here.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
325,00:07:23.449,00:07:24.995,">> whatever you do, do not fire",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
326,00:07:25.120,00:07:26.295,that thing in here.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
327,00:07:26.420,00:07:27.925,we must save reuben.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
328,00:07:28.050,00:07:28.925,this is my life's work.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
329,00:07:29.050,00:07:29.824,[ blob squeals ],S01,E03,Anatomy Park
330,00:07:29.949,00:07:30.824,>> [ gasps ],S01,E03,Anatomy Park
331,00:07:30.949,00:07:32.324,">> it's all right, my dear.",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
332,00:07:32.449,00:07:34.295,nearly all human lungs contain a,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
333,00:07:34.420,00:07:36.194,"strain of these bacteria, but",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
334,00:07:36.319,00:07:39.024,the scar tissue keeps them...,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
335,00:07:39.149,00:07:40.125,dormant.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
336,00:07:40.250,00:07:41.665,"morty, get down!",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
337,00:07:41.790,00:07:42.595,>> morty: whoa-ho-ho!,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
338,00:07:42.720,00:07:43.925,whoa!,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
339,00:07:44.050,00:07:45.095,[ bacteria snarl ],S01,E03,Anatomy Park
340,00:07:45.220,00:07:46.725,">> morty: whoa, whoa, whoa!",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
341,00:07:46.850,00:07:50.065,[ grunting ],S01,E03,Anatomy Park
342,00:07:50.190,00:07:51.464,"oh, what are those things?",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
343,00:07:51.589,00:07:52.725,>> tuberculosis coming in,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
344,00:07:52.850,00:07:53.795,fast!,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
345,00:07:53.920,00:07:55.024,>> not faster than a bullet!,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
346,00:07:55.149,00:07:55.995,aah!,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
347,00:07:56.120,00:07:57.194,>> no!,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
348,00:07:57.319,00:07:58.725,do you know what you've done?!,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
349,00:07:58.850,00:07:59.694,>> [ coughs ],S01,E03,Anatomy Park
350,00:07:59.819,00:08:01.648,>> all: whoa!,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
351,00:08:04.319,00:08:05.524,>> get to the digestive tract!,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
352,00:08:05.649,00:08:06.295,he's coughing!,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
353,00:08:06.420,00:08:07.165,>> [ coughs ],S01,E03,Anatomy Park
354,00:08:07.290,00:08:09.324,>> whoaaaa!,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
355,00:08:09.449,00:08:10.365,don't let me die!,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
356,00:08:10.490,00:08:11.324,>> rick: just take a deep,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
357,00:08:11.449,00:08:12.095,"breath, reuben.",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
358,00:08:12.220,00:08:13.225,>> [ gasps ],S01,E03,Anatomy Park
359,00:08:13.350,00:08:14.595,>> morty: you're not gonna die!,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
360,00:08:14.720,00:08:15.565,what's your name?,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
361,00:08:15.690,00:08:16.194,>> my name is...,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
362,00:08:16.319,00:08:17.365,>> [ coughs ],S01,E03,Anatomy Park
363,00:08:17.490,00:08:19.964,>> alexand [ screams ],S01,E03,Anatomy Park
364,00:08:20.089,00:08:21.764,>> [ coughs ],S01,E03,Anatomy Park
365,00:08:21.889,00:08:23.194,[ all grunt ],S01,E03,Anatomy Park
366,00:08:23.319,00:08:24.194,>> morty: rick r-r-reuben's,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
367,00:08:24.319,00:08:25.394,got tuberculosis!,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
368,00:08:25.519,00:08:26.495,">> rick: oh, great work, morty.",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
369,00:08:26.620,00:08:27.125,"okay, i'll just cure it and",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
370,00:08:27.250,00:08:27.725,then,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
371,00:08:27.850,00:08:29.125,[ flatline ],S01,E03,Anatomy Park
372,00:08:29.250,00:08:30.194,okay.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
373,00:08:30.319,00:08:31.795,"well, i can't cure death.",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
374,00:08:31.920,00:08:33.095,"this is bad, morty.",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
375,00:08:33.220,00:08:34.264,you're trapped in a dead man.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
376,00:08:34.389,00:08:35.524,"listen, if the situation keeps",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
377,00:08:35.649,00:08:36.695,"darkening, do yourself a favor",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
378,00:08:36.820,00:08:37.365,and pop by,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
379,00:08:37.490,00:08:38.495,pirates of the pancreas.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
380,00:08:38.620,00:08:39.825,"obviously i'm biased, but i",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
381,00:08:39.950,00:08:40.965,"think it's great, morty.",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
382,00:08:41.090,00:08:42.095,it's a bunch of [belches],S01,E03,Anatomy Park
383,00:08:42.220,00:08:43.095,pirates running around a,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
384,00:08:43.220,00:08:44.264,[belches] pancreas.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
385,00:08:44.389,00:08:45.465,"we don't whitewash it, either,",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
386,00:08:45.590,00:08:46.225,morty.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
387,00:08:46.350,00:08:47.394,"i mean, the pirates are really",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
388,00:08:47.519,00:08:48.565,rapey.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
389,00:08:48.690,00:08:49.924,"the top priority is to get, you",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
390,00:08:50.049,00:08:51.125,"know, you guys out of there, but",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
391,00:08:51.250,00:08:52.365,"i'm just saying, if that becomes",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
392,00:08:52.490,00:08:53.225,"impossible, please, you gotta",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
393,00:08:53.350,00:08:54.388,treat yourself.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
394,00:08:55.149,00:08:55.995,">> morty: oh, man.",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
395,00:08:56.120,00:08:56.965,w-w-w-what is that horrible,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
396,00:08:57.090,00:08:58.095,smell?,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
397,00:08:58.220,00:08:59.095,>> you mean the panda express?,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
398,00:08:59.220,00:09:00.195,[ chuckles ],S01,E03,Anatomy Park
399,00:09:00.320,00:09:02.195,kidding. i-i'm kidding.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
400,00:09:02.320,00:09:03.394,the body is beginning to,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
401,00:09:03.519,00:09:05.625,constrict and fill with gas.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
402,00:09:05.750,00:09:07.825,"we're inside a corpse, my boy.",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
403,00:09:07.950,00:09:08.865,anatomy park is doomed.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
404,00:09:08.990,00:09:09.725,>> morty: forget about the,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
405,00:09:09.850,00:09:10.894,"park, doctor!",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
406,00:09:11.019,00:09:11.924,how do we get out?,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
407,00:09:12.049,00:09:13.264,>> the digestive tract is the,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
408,00:09:13.389,00:09:14.225,evacuation route.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
409,00:09:14.350,00:09:15.365,get it?,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
410,00:09:15.490,00:09:16.495,there's an emergency station in,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
411,00:09:16.620,00:09:17.924,the colon with a ray that can,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
412,00:09:18.049,00:09:18.995,enlarge us all.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
413,00:09:19.120,00:09:19.924,">> morty: everybody, head for",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
414,00:09:20.049,00:09:20.965,the colon!,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
415,00:09:21.090,00:09:22.195,>> now i'm taking orders from a,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
416,00:09:22.320,00:09:23.865,12-year-old boy?,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
417,00:09:23.990,00:09:25.495,">> morty, the scar sacs",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
418,00:09:25.620,00:09:27.264,containing the tuberculosis were,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
419,00:09:27.389,00:09:28.524,sabotaged.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
420,00:09:28.649,00:09:30.825,this disaster was an inside job.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
421,00:09:30.950,00:09:33.195,keep your eye on annie.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
422,00:09:33.320,00:09:35.125,she was written up several times,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
423,00:09:35.250,00:09:36.595,by her manager at the churro,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
424,00:09:36.720,00:09:37.424,stand.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
425,00:09:37.549,00:09:39.024,>> intestines are ahead to the,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
426,00:09:39.149,00:09:40.195,"left, then to the right, then",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
427,00:09:40.320,00:09:44.024,"left, et cetera.",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
428,00:09:44.149,00:09:44.995,">> morty: hey, just so you know,",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
429,00:09:45.120,00:09:46.764,i-i-i'm actually 14.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
430,00:09:46.889,00:09:47.595,"so, you know...",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
431,00:09:47.720,00:09:48.325,>> what?,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
432,00:09:48.450,00:09:49.725,>> morty: not 12.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
433,00:09:49.850,00:09:51.495,>> okay.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
434,00:09:51.620,00:09:52.924,">> morty: you know, because he",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
435,00:09:53.049,00:09:54.024,just said i was 12.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
436,00:09:54.149,00:09:55.065,>> oh.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
437,00:09:55.190,00:09:56.865,good for you.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
438,00:09:56.990,00:09:58.325,>> rick: oof. ugh. morty.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
439,00:09:58.450,00:09:59.924,strike one.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
440,00:10:00.049,00:10:00.825,>> morty: [ groans ],S01,E03,Anatomy Park
441,00:10:00.950,00:10:02.225,[ festive music plays ],S01,E03,Anatomy Park
442,00:10:02.350,00:10:04.325,>> ♪ it's a road of wonder ♪,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
443,00:10:04.450,00:10:06.264,♪ a trail of food ♪,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
444,00:10:06.389,00:10:08.264,♪ it's a pathway to break up,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
445,00:10:08.389,00:10:10.225,the bad and good ♪,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
446,00:10:10.350,00:10:12.264,♪ it's a tube that digests,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
447,00:10:12.389,00:10:14.125,and then sends out the rest ♪,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
448,00:10:14.250,00:10:15.565,"♪ it's a small, small",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
449,00:10:15.690,00:10:18.294,intestine ♪,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
450,00:10:18.419,00:10:19.695,>> it goes on like this for,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
451,00:10:19.820,00:10:21.065,miles.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
452,00:10:21.190,00:10:22.095,>> then we get to the large,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
453,00:10:22.220,00:10:22.894,intestine!,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
454,00:10:23.019,00:10:23.595,[ creature roars ],S01,E03,Anatomy Park
455,00:10:23.720,00:10:24.664,shh!,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
456,00:10:24.789,00:10:26.089,i hear something.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
457,00:10:28.850,00:10:29.924,>> [ roars ],S01,E03,Anatomy Park
458,00:10:30.049,00:10:31.294,>> don't move.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
459,00:10:31.419,00:10:33.325,gonorrhea can't see us if we,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
460,00:10:33.450,00:10:34.794,don't move.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
461,00:10:34.919,00:10:37.294,>> [ roars ],S01,E03,Anatomy Park
462,00:10:37.419,00:10:38.264,">> wait, i was wrong.",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
463,00:10:38.389,00:10:39.595,i was thinking of a t. rex.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
464,00:10:39.720,00:10:41.565,[ all scream ],S01,E03,Anatomy Park
465,00:10:41.690,00:10:43.018,>> move!,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
466,00:10:47.019,00:10:47.924,>> we're sitting ducks!,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
467,00:10:48.049,00:10:49.095,">> morty: doc, didn't you say",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
468,00:10:49.220,00:10:49.825,that the body was filling with,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
469,00:10:49.950,00:10:50.195,gas?,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
470,00:10:50.320,00:10:51.495,>> yes. why?,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
471,00:10:51.620,00:10:53.195,">> kid, you're a genius.",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
472,00:10:53.320,00:10:54.125,>> are you mad?!,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
473,00:10:54.250,00:10:55.725,">> morty: everybody, in here!",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
474,00:10:55.850,00:10:56.764,>> [ roars ],S01,E03,Anatomy Park
475,00:10:56.889,00:10:58.325,">> hey, gonorrhea!",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
476,00:10:58.450,00:10:59.825,how's thisfor a burning,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
477,00:10:59.950,00:11:01.089,sensation?,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
478,00:11:04.450,00:11:07.894,>> [ groans ],S01,E03,Anatomy Park
479,00:11:08.019,00:11:09.424,>> huh.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
480,00:11:09.549,00:11:11.024,>> morty: [ giggles ],S01,E03,Anatomy Park
481,00:11:11.149,00:11:12.195,>> summer: ♪ drummer drum drum,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
482,00:11:12.320,00:11:13.294,drum drum drum ♪,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
483,00:11:13.419,00:11:14.294,♪ drum drum drum drum drum,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
484,00:11:14.419,00:11:15.065,drum ♪,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
485,00:11:15.190,00:11:16.164,♪ christmas drums ♪,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
486,00:11:16.289,00:11:17.424,">> oh, sing it, summer.",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
487,00:11:17.549,00:11:18.365,>> summer: ♪ christmas drums,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
488,00:11:18.490,00:11:19.365,being played by a bo-o-o-y ♪,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
489,00:11:19.490,00:11:19.995,">> oh, i love to hear you sing.",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
490,00:11:20.120,00:11:21.995,[ laughs ],S01,E03,Anatomy Park
491,00:11:22.120,00:11:23.995,>> summer: [ scatting ],S01,E03,Anatomy Park
492,00:11:24.120,00:11:24.995,">> beth: jerry, come on.",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
493,00:11:25.120,00:11:26.024,this is what you wanted.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
494,00:11:26.149,00:11:27.164,">> jerry: i get it, beth.",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
495,00:11:27.289,00:11:28.495,be careful what you wish for.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
496,00:11:28.620,00:11:29.225,i'm being punished for taking,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
497,00:11:29.350,00:11:29.995,your ipad.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
498,00:11:30.120,00:11:31.195,>> beth: what?,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
499,00:11:31.320,00:11:33.125,"jerry, let that stuff go, okay?",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
500,00:11:33.250,00:11:34.325,i'm sorry i was a bitch earlier.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
501,00:11:34.450,00:11:36.565,let's just be here.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
502,00:11:36.690,00:11:37.495,>> [ grunts ] summer!,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
503,00:11:37.620,00:11:38.465,>> summer: ethan?,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
504,00:11:38.590,00:11:39.625,what are you doing here?,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
505,00:11:39.750,00:11:40.595,>> i've been texting you for,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
506,00:11:40.720,00:11:41.095,hours!,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
507,00:11:41.220,00:11:42.095,what the hell?!,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
508,00:11:42.220,00:11:42.924,>> summer: i don't have my,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
509,00:11:43.049,00:11:43.595,phone!,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
510,00:11:43.720,00:11:45.095,i'm doing a human holiday!,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
511,00:11:45.220,00:11:46.524,">> well, did you even consider",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
512,00:11:46.649,00:11:47.995,how that might make mefeel?!,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
513,00:11:48.120,00:11:49.125,>> summer: how youfeel?!,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
514,00:11:49.250,00:11:50.164,why is everything always,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
515,00:11:50.289,00:11:51.365,happening to you?!,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
516,00:11:51.490,00:11:52.365,">> jerry: summer, do you have a",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
517,00:11:52.490,00:11:53.394,boyfriend?,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
518,00:11:53.519,00:11:54.725,">> yeah, do you, summer?",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
519,00:11:54.850,00:11:55.924,">> summer: i don't know, ethan.",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
520,00:11:56.049,00:11:57.095,do i?!,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
521,00:11:57.220,00:11:59.365,">> jerry, no disrespect, but you",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
522,00:11:59.490,00:12:00.365,really need to connect more with,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
523,00:12:00.490,00:12:02.595,"your family, man.",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
524,00:12:02.720,00:12:04.164,>> i should be able to access,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
525,00:12:04.289,00:12:05.294,the backup generator to get the,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
526,00:12:05.419,00:12:06.325,growth ray online.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
527,00:12:06.450,00:12:07.595,"if it works, we'll be",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
528,00:12:07.720,00:12:09.225,regular-sized in a few minutes.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
529,00:12:09.350,00:12:10.264,i just hope reuben's not in a,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
530,00:12:10.389,00:12:11.095,room with white carpets or,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
531,00:12:11.220,00:12:11.764,upholstery.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
532,00:12:11.889,00:12:12.595,[ rumbling ],S01,E03,Anatomy Park
533,00:12:12.720,00:12:14.294,>> what the hell is that?,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
534,00:12:14.419,00:12:15.565,>> the sphincter dam.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
535,00:12:15.690,00:12:17.024,we built it when reuben became,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
536,00:12:17.149,00:12:18.294,"incontinent, but it was not",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
537,00:12:18.419,00:12:21.095,designed to hold a corpse load.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
538,00:12:21.220,00:12:22.325,>> i've almost got it.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
539,00:12:22.450,00:12:23.195,"everybody, move inside the",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
540,00:12:23.320,00:12:23.995,circle.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
541,00:12:24.120,00:12:25.065,[ bacterium squeals ],S01,E03,Anatomy Park
542,00:12:25.190,00:12:26.294,>> morty: poncho?,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
543,00:12:26.419,00:12:27.995,what is this in your backpack?,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
544,00:12:28.120,00:12:30.065,>> that's bubonic plague!,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
545,00:12:30.190,00:12:30.894,"what are you doing with that,",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
546,00:12:31.019,00:12:31.294,poncho?,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
547,00:12:31.419,00:12:32.195,>> [ gasps ],S01,E03,Anatomy Park
548,00:12:32.320,00:12:33.465,">> everybody, get back!",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
549,00:12:33.590,00:12:35.125,">> poncho, you son of a bitch!",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
550,00:12:35.250,00:12:36.565,you released the tuberculosis,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
551,00:12:36.690,00:12:38.264,so you could steal from me?,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
552,00:12:38.389,00:12:39.995,">> that's right, baby.",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
553,00:12:40.120,00:12:41.424,a lot of people would pay top,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
554,00:12:41.549,00:12:42.695,dollar to decimate the,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
555,00:12:42.820,00:12:43.764,population.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
556,00:12:43.889,00:12:45.195,i'll take the highest bidder,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
557,00:12:45.320,00:12:47.225,"al-qaeda, north korea,",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
558,00:12:47.350,00:12:49.595,"republicans, shriners, balding",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
559,00:12:49.720,00:12:51.325,"men that work out, people on the",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
560,00:12:51.450,00:12:52.965,internet that are only turned on,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
561,00:12:53.090,00:12:54.294,by cartoons of japanese,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
562,00:12:54.419,00:12:56.164,teenagers anything is better,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
563,00:12:56.289,00:12:57.894,"than working for you, you",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
564,00:12:58.019,00:13:00.125,"pompous, negligent,",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
565,00:13:00.250,00:13:02.495,itunes-gift-card-as-a-holiday-,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
566,00:13:02.620,00:13:03.394,bonus-giving mother,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
567,00:13:03.519,00:13:04.424,>> morty: [ screams ],S01,E03,Anatomy Park
568,00:13:04.549,00:13:05.195,>> [ grunts ],S01,E03,Anatomy Park
569,00:13:05.320,00:13:07.625,come on!,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
570,00:13:07.750,00:13:08.365,>> morty: [ groans ],S01,E03,Anatomy Park
571,00:13:08.490,00:13:09.394,>> [ laughs ],S01,E03,Anatomy Park
572,00:13:09.519,00:13:10.125,[ bacterium squeals ],S01,E03,Anatomy Park
573,00:13:10.250,00:13:11.065,>> aah!,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
574,00:13:11.190,00:13:12.195,[ grunts ] get off!,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
575,00:13:12.320,00:13:15.164,[ screams ],S01,E03,Anatomy Park
576,00:13:15.289,00:13:16.095,[ rumbling ],S01,E03,Anatomy Park
577,00:13:16.220,00:13:17.125,>> you guys!,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
578,00:13:17.250,00:13:18.394,>> it's gonna burst! go!,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
579,00:13:18.519,00:13:19.465,"go, go, go!",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
580,00:13:19.590,00:13:22.024,[ all panting ],S01,E03,Anatomy Park
581,00:13:22.149,00:13:22.794,my foot is stuck.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
582,00:13:22.919,00:13:23.365,>> no!,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
583,00:13:23.490,00:13:24.294,>> it's okay!,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
584,00:13:24.419,00:13:25.524,it's okay. just go.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
585,00:13:25.649,00:13:26.764,tell my family i love them.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
586,00:13:26.889,00:13:27.825,they may be hard to find'cause,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
587,00:13:27.950,00:13:29.164,my wife kept her last name and,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
588,00:13:29.289,00:13:30.225,"she made the kids take it, too,",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
589,00:13:30.350,00:13:31.725,"so, i-i don't know, you can",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
590,00:13:31.850,00:13:32.865,>> no!,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
591,00:13:32.990,00:13:35.794,[ sobs ],S01,E03,Anatomy Park
592,00:13:35.919,00:13:37.225,">> let me ask you a question,",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
593,00:13:37.350,00:13:38.664,ethan.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
594,00:13:38.789,00:13:39.764,"where's the anger coming from,",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
595,00:13:39.889,00:13:40.465,man?,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
596,00:13:40.590,00:13:41.394,>> from summer being a total,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
597,00:13:41.519,00:13:43.595,bitch!,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
598,00:13:43.720,00:13:45.065,>> where's the anger coming,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
599,00:13:45.190,00:13:48.195,from?,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
600,00:13:48.320,00:13:50.125,>> my brother... took me fishing,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
601,00:13:50.250,00:13:51.394,once... in the bushes...,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
602,00:13:51.519,00:13:52.664,[ whimpers ],S01,E03,Anatomy Park
603,00:13:52.789,00:13:53.264,[ voice breaking ] i can't... i,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
604,00:13:53.389,00:13:54.024,can't...,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
605,00:13:54.149,00:13:55.125,[ sobs ],S01,E03,Anatomy Park
606,00:13:55.250,00:13:57.024,he made me feel like a girl!,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
607,00:13:57.149,00:13:59.095,i he made me a girl!,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
608,00:13:59.220,00:14:00.625,[ sobs ],S01,E03,Anatomy Park
609,00:14:00.750,00:14:01.264,">> he didn't make you anything,",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
610,00:14:01.389,00:14:02.424,man.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
611,00:14:02.549,00:14:04.394,you are who you are.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
612,00:14:04.519,00:14:06.394,she is who she is.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
613,00:14:06.519,00:14:08.495,"now, you go to her... brand-new.",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
614,00:14:08.620,00:14:09.664,">> come here, right now.",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
615,00:14:09.789,00:14:11.024,">> summer: oh, my god.",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
616,00:14:11.149,00:14:11.924,"i'm so sorry, ethan!",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
617,00:14:12.049,00:14:12.725,i love you!,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
618,00:14:12.850,00:14:14.225,>> i love you so much.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
619,00:14:14.350,00:14:15.524,[ both moaning ],S01,E03,Anatomy Park
620,00:14:15.649,00:14:17.095,>> jerry: um...,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
621,00:14:17.220,00:14:18.565,">> you did it again, cubbie.",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
622,00:14:18.690,00:14:19.894,come here.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
623,00:14:20.019,00:14:24.595,[ both moaning ],S01,E03,Anatomy Park
624,00:14:24.720,00:14:26.625,>> jerry: no! stop! i hate this!,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
625,00:14:26.750,00:14:27.794,">> well, christmas doesn't",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
626,00:14:27.919,00:14:28.764,"revolve around what you hate,",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
627,00:14:28.889,00:14:29.424,son.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
628,00:14:29.549,00:14:30.264,">> jerry: well, then i hate",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
629,00:14:30.389,00:14:31.164,christmas!,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
630,00:14:31.289,00:14:32.764,enjoy being human!,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
631,00:14:32.889,00:14:35.095,you guys are gross and lame.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
632,00:14:35.220,00:14:36.664,>> my name's reuben ridley.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
633,00:14:36.789,00:14:38.625,"you're inside me right now, but",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
634,00:14:38.750,00:14:39.424,by the end of this journey...,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
635,00:14:39.549,00:14:40.394,>> whoopsie.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
636,00:14:40.519,00:14:43.465,>> i'll be inside all of you.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
637,00:14:43.590,00:14:45.125,my story begins during the,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
638,00:14:45.250,00:14:46.195,dot-com crash in the early,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
639,00:14:46.320,00:14:46.825,'90s.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
640,00:14:46.950,00:14:48.725,[ whirring ],S01,E03,Anatomy Park
641,00:14:48.850,00:14:49.664,>> you can put your fingers,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
642,00:14:49.789,00:14:50.725,wherever you want.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
643,00:14:50.850,00:14:51.764,">> rick: morty, you want to put",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
644,00:14:51.889,00:14:52.625,it on mute or something?,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
645,00:14:52.750,00:14:53.394,i'm i'm trying to,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
646,00:14:53.519,00:14:54.125,concentrate.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
647,00:14:54.250,00:14:55.264,>> jerry: uh... rick?,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
648,00:14:55.389,00:14:56.195,">> rick: not now, jerry.",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
649,00:14:56.320,00:14:57.424,"i've got [belches] much, much",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
650,00:14:57.549,00:14:58.365,smaller fish to fry.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
651,00:14:58.490,00:14:59.164,>> jerry: i wanted to say i'm,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
652,00:14:59.289,00:15:01.164,sorry i ever judged you.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
653,00:15:01.289,00:15:01.965,"right now, you're my sanest",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
654,00:15:02.090,00:15:03.325,relative.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
655,00:15:03.450,00:15:04.264,>> rick: relative.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
656,00:15:04.389,00:15:05.264,r-relative size!,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
657,00:15:05.389,00:15:06.164,"jerry, hand me a scalpel and a",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
658,00:15:06.289,00:15:06.924,bundle of dynamite.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
659,00:15:07.049,00:15:07.894,"morty, can you get to the left",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
660,00:15:08.019,00:15:08.524,nipple?,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
661,00:15:08.649,00:15:09.625,>> morty: are you kidding?,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
662,00:15:09.750,00:15:10.365,i'm hoping i can get to both of,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
663,00:15:10.490,00:15:11.294,"'em, rick.",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
664,00:15:11.419,00:15:12.424,">> rick: no, morty, i'm talking",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
665,00:15:12.549,00:15:13.164,about reuben'sleft nipple.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
666,00:15:13.289,00:15:14.695,[ rumbling ],S01,E03,Anatomy Park
667,00:15:14.820,00:15:15.524,>> morty: [ grunts ],S01,E03,Anatomy Park
668,00:15:15.649,00:15:16.225,we need to get to the left,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
669,00:15:16.350,00:15:17.565,nipple!,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
670,00:15:17.690,00:15:18.965,>> the body is decaying.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
671,00:15:19.090,00:15:20.325,the arterial transit system is,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
672,00:15:20.450,00:15:21.664,useless.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
673,00:15:21.789,00:15:23.264,we can try the service shuttle.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
674,00:15:23.389,00:15:24.225,it's connected to the skeletal,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
675,00:15:24.350,00:15:24.924,system.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
676,00:15:25.049,00:15:26.125,that's why we call it the bone,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
677,00:15:26.250,00:15:26.865,train.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
678,00:15:26.990,00:15:28.294,would you like to ride the,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
679,00:15:28.419,00:15:30.465,"bone train, miss?",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
680,00:15:30.590,00:15:31.495,>> if it'll get us out of here.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
681,00:15:31.620,00:15:33.394,">> how about you, morty?",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
682,00:15:33.519,00:15:34.365,would youlike to ride the bone,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
683,00:15:34.490,00:15:35.325,train?,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
684,00:15:35.450,00:15:36.325,>> morty: why are you doing this,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
685,00:15:36.450,00:15:37.394,bit?,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
686,00:15:37.519,00:15:39.189,we're gonna die! let's go!,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
687,00:15:40.919,00:15:42.625,>> jerry: well... i can see,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
688,00:15:42.750,00:15:43.825,you're busy.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
689,00:15:43.950,00:15:47.424,"merry christmas, rick.",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
690,00:15:47.549,00:15:48.764,>> rick: [ groans ],S01,E03,Anatomy Park
691,00:15:48.889,00:15:50.495,>> there's no autopilot.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
692,00:15:50.620,00:15:51.764,one of us will have to stay here,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
693,00:15:51.889,00:15:53.788,and operate it manually.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
694,00:15:58.620,00:15:59.865,">> morty: uh, well...",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
695,00:15:59.990,00:16:00.825,">> no, you're you're right.",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
696,00:16:00.950,00:16:01.894,i-it was a dick move for me to,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
697,00:16:02.019,00:16:02.865,even pause like that.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
698,00:16:02.990,00:16:03.595,this is all my fault.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
699,00:16:03.720,00:16:04.565,you go on.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
700,00:16:04.690,00:16:05.365,[ bacteria screeching ],S01,E03,Anatomy Park
701,00:16:05.490,00:16:07.225,>> what the hell is that?,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
702,00:16:07.350,00:16:09.095,>> e. coli outbreak.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
703,00:16:09.220,00:16:09.695,hurry!,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
704,00:16:09.820,00:16:10.495,>> morty: [ screams ],S01,E03,Anatomy Park
705,00:16:10.620,00:16:11.794,>> [ grunts ],S01,E03,Anatomy Park
706,00:16:11.919,00:16:13.625,"wait, there isan autopilot.",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
707,00:16:13.750,00:16:15.524,wait!,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
708,00:16:15.649,00:16:16.965,it's okay! never mind!,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
709,00:16:17.090,00:16:18.294,i wanted to sacrifice myself,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
710,00:16:18.419,00:16:19.918,anyway!,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
711,00:16:22.549,00:16:23.725,they're they're chewing,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
712,00:16:23.850,00:16:24.524,through the doors!,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
713,00:16:24.649,00:16:26.024,>> morty: [ screams ],S01,E03,Anatomy Park
714,00:16:26.149,00:16:27.495,">> morty: we're in the areola,",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
715,00:16:27.620,00:16:28.664,"rick almost to the nipple,",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
716,00:16:28.789,00:16:29.565,but we're also in a really bad,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
717,00:16:29.690,00:16:30.595,situation!,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
718,00:16:30.720,00:16:31.125,">> rick: i'm almost there,",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
719,00:16:31.250,00:16:32.819,morty!,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
720,00:16:42.649,00:16:43.865,>> reports from all over the,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
721,00:16:43.990,00:16:45.264,country have been coming in,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
722,00:16:45.389,00:16:46.924,about what appears to be a,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
723,00:16:47.049,00:16:48.764,"giant, naked man over the",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
724,00:16:48.889,00:16:50.794,continental united states.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
725,00:16:50.919,00:16:52.095,we now go to tom randolph in,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
726,00:16:52.220,00:16:52.495,new york.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
727,00:16:52.620,00:16:53.394,tom?,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
728,00:16:53.519,00:16:54.625,">> well, the eyes aren't",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
729,00:16:54.750,00:16:56.024,twinkling and the dimples aren't,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
730,00:16:56.149,00:16:57.965,"merry, but i'm standing under a",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
731,00:16:58.090,00:17:00.365,nose like a 70-mile cherry.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
732,00:17:00.490,00:17:01.465,">> thank you, tom.",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
733,00:17:01.590,00:17:03.095,let's go now to eric mcmahan in,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
734,00:17:03.220,00:17:04.065,los angeles.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
735,00:17:04.190,00:17:05.694,>> we've got feet here on the,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
736,00:17:05.819,00:17:07.765,"west coast, bill giant feet,",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
737,00:17:07.890,00:17:09.825,even relative to the giant man's,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
738,00:17:09.950,00:17:11.525,"size, and you knowwhat they say",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
739,00:17:11.650,00:17:12.595,about that.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
740,00:17:12.720,00:17:14.625,">> well, if the old adage is",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
741,00:17:14.750,00:17:16.525,"true, one can only wonder what's",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
742,00:17:16.650,00:17:17.724,going down in the,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
743,00:17:17.849,00:17:20.525,rocky mountains.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
744,00:17:20.650,00:17:22.464,>> wha?,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
745,00:17:22.589,00:17:24.318,[ screams ],S01,E03,Anatomy Park
746,00:17:28.420,00:17:31.825,[ bacteria screeching ],S01,E03,Anatomy Park
747,00:17:31.950,00:17:33.295,">> morty: oh my god, the track!",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
748,00:17:33.420,00:17:34.664,>> it's hepatitis a!,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
749,00:17:34.789,00:17:36.489,>> morty: aaaah!,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
750,00:17:47.619,00:17:49.765,[ screams ],S01,E03,Anatomy Park
751,00:17:49.890,00:17:51.325,>> [ gasps ],S01,E03,Anatomy Park
752,00:17:51.450,00:17:52.825,the nipple hole.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
753,00:17:52.950,00:17:55.048,>> morty: it's beautiful.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
754,00:18:00.619,00:18:01.694,>> [ roars ],S01,E03,Anatomy Park
755,00:18:01.819,00:18:02.494,">> oh, no!",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
756,00:18:02.619,00:18:04.118,>> morty: holy crap!,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
757,00:18:07.119,00:18:09.194,>> whoa! it's hepatitis c!,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
758,00:18:09.319,00:18:10.548,>> [ grunts ],S01,E03,Anatomy Park
759,00:18:14.250,00:18:15.625,>> morty: um... wait did we,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
760,00:18:15.750,00:18:16.565,have some sort of relationship,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
761,00:18:16.690,00:18:17.494,with him?,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
762,00:18:17.619,00:18:18.464,>> i think they're just like,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
763,00:18:18.589,00:18:19.194,that?,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
764,00:18:19.319,00:18:20.964,i think they're just good guys.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
765,00:18:21.089,00:18:23.994,>> morty: oh. huh.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
766,00:18:24.119,00:18:25.125,>> rick: where's dr. bloom?,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
767,00:18:25.250,00:18:26.125,">> morty: i'm sorry, rick, but",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
768,00:18:26.250,00:18:26.795,he's dead.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
769,00:18:26.920,00:18:27.765,">> rick: god damn it, morty.",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
770,00:18:27.890,00:18:29.548,i ask you to do one thing!,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
771,00:18:39.890,00:18:40.625,>> beth: jerry doesn't know what,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
772,00:18:40.750,00:18:41.595,he's missing.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
773,00:18:41.720,00:18:42.595,">> he'll come around, beth.",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
774,00:18:42.720,00:18:43.994,christmas is a special time.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
775,00:18:44.119,00:18:45.424,it has funny ways of bringing,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
776,00:18:45.549,00:18:46.565,families together.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
777,00:18:46.690,00:18:47.865,">> beth: i don't know, jacob.",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
778,00:18:47.990,00:18:49.095,jerry got an invitation to be,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
779,00:18:49.220,00:18:51.464,"alive today, and he rejected it.",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
780,00:18:51.589,00:18:52.325,i don't know if our marriage,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
781,00:18:52.450,00:18:53.548,will...,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
782,00:18:56.420,00:18:56.795,>> summer: [ gasps ],S01,E03,Anatomy Park
783,00:18:56.920,00:18:58.365,it's raining blood!,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
784,00:18:58.490,00:18:59.595,">> oh, shit. find jerry.",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
785,00:18:59.720,00:19:00.464,">> oh, god.",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
786,00:19:00.589,00:19:01.125,>> beth: jerry!,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
787,00:19:01.250,00:19:02.095,>> jerry: it's all right.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
788,00:19:02.220,00:19:03.724,the tv says there's nothing to,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
789,00:19:03.849,00:19:04.865,worry about.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
790,00:19:04.990,00:19:06.494,">> the giant, naked sky santa",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
791,00:19:06.619,00:19:07.795,has exploded.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
792,00:19:07.920,00:19:09.625,blood and chunks of viscera are,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
793,00:19:09.750,00:19:11.565,raining down on the country.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
794,00:19:11.690,00:19:12.795,everything should be fine.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
795,00:19:12.920,00:19:13.765,[ all sigh ],S01,E03,Anatomy Park
796,00:19:13.890,00:19:14.694,">> oh, yes.",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
797,00:19:14.819,00:19:15.565,">> summer: dad, can i have my",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
798,00:19:15.690,00:19:16.664,phone back?,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
799,00:19:16.789,00:19:18.724,">> jerry: a sure, sweetie. here.",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
800,00:19:18.849,00:19:20.565,"everybody, take a device.",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
801,00:19:20.690,00:19:22.224,it'll help you relax.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
802,00:19:22.349,00:19:22.964,>> this is nice.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
803,00:19:23.089,00:19:24.765,>> jerry: yeah.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
804,00:19:24.890,00:19:26.125,"look, i guess we really learned",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
805,00:19:26.250,00:19:27.565,"something this christmas, jacob.",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
806,00:19:27.690,00:19:28.924,">> summer: no, we didn't, dad.",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
807,00:19:29.049,00:19:30.625,"no, we didn't.",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
808,00:19:30.750,00:19:32.565,>> rick: too bad about,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
809,00:19:32.690,00:19:33.894,dr. bloom.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
810,00:19:34.019,00:19:35.525,he was a genius the only man,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
811,00:19:35.650,00:19:36.424,capable of creating a new,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
812,00:19:36.549,00:19:37.664,anatomy park.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
813,00:19:37.789,00:19:38.825,">> actually, i studied",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
814,00:19:38.950,00:19:39.994,dr. bloom's work.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
815,00:19:40.119,00:19:41.224,i-i-i-i believe i have the,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
816,00:19:41.349,00:19:42.625,knowledge necessary to create an,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
817,00:19:42.750,00:19:44.325,"entirely new, much safer park.",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
818,00:19:44.450,00:19:45.365,>> rick: what about...,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
819,00:19:45.490,00:19:46.494,pirates of the pancreas?,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
820,00:19:46.619,00:19:47.565,>> i think it was one of the,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
821,00:19:47.690,00:19:48.765,most underrated attractions.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
822,00:19:48.890,00:19:49.694,>> rick: boo-yah!,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
823,00:19:49.819,00:19:52.095,hold your breath.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
824,00:19:52.220,00:19:52.924,">> morty: hey, w-w-what the",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
825,00:19:53.049,00:19:53.964,"hell, rick?!",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
826,00:19:54.089,00:19:56.025,"what the hell, man! i liked her!",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
827,00:19:56.150,00:19:56.724,i really had something going,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
828,00:19:56.849,00:19:57.565,"there, rick!",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
829,00:19:57.690,00:19:58.525,">> rick: yeah, so i heard.",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
830,00:19:58.650,00:19:59.595,"[belches] you dodged a bullet,",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
831,00:19:59.720,00:20:00.865,morty trust me.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
832,00:20:00.990,00:20:01.865,puffy vagina.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
833,00:20:01.990,00:20:02.625,>> morty: w-what's wrong with,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
834,00:20:02.750,00:20:03.464,that?,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
835,00:20:03.589,00:20:04.325,that doesn't sound like a,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
836,00:20:04.450,00:20:04.924,problem to me.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
837,00:20:05.049,00:20:05.865,i don't know.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
838,00:20:05.990,00:20:06.795,">> rick: come on, let's get",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
839,00:20:06.920,00:20:07.595,some stuffing.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
840,00:20:07.720,00:20:09.394,i'm starving.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
841,00:20:09.519,00:20:11.565,[ gadgets beeping ],S01,E03,Anatomy Park
842,00:20:11.690,00:20:12.494,"oh, unbelievable.",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
843,00:20:12.619,00:20:13.494,we got we got a bunch of,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
844,00:20:13.619,00:20:15.065,"robot, computer people, sitting",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
845,00:20:15.190,00:20:16.595,around with their faces stuffed,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
846,00:20:16.720,00:20:17.795,into computer screens.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
847,00:20:17.920,00:20:18.865,do you guys realize that christ,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
848,00:20:18.990,00:20:20.625,was born today?,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
849,00:20:20.750,00:20:21.664,"jesus christ, our savior, was",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
850,00:20:21.789,00:20:23.095,born today.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
851,00:20:23.220,00:20:23.894,are are are you people,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
852,00:20:24.019,00:20:25.265,even human?,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
853,00:20:25.390,00:20:27.318,what kind of christmas is this?,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
854,00:20:57.720,00:20:58.894,">> hey, rick?",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
855,00:20:59.019,00:20:59.924,"rick, can you hear me?",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
856,00:21:00.049,00:21:00.694,">> rick: loud and clear, annie.",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
857,00:21:00.819,00:21:01.664,>> great.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
858,00:21:01.789,00:21:02.865,"we're also on with alejandro,",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
859,00:21:02.990,00:21:03.694,our chf imaginarian.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
860,00:21:03.819,00:21:04.525,">> hey, rick.",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
861,00:21:04.650,00:21:05.694,>> natalie jacobs and,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
862,00:21:05.819,00:21:06.924,chris deseter from microscopic,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
863,00:21:07.049,00:21:08.595,"marketing, zack from organ",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
864,00:21:08.720,00:21:09.525,"concepts, and jamie from new",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
865,00:21:09.650,00:21:10.164,media.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
866,00:21:10.289,00:21:10.964,">> rick: hey, everybody.",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
867,00:21:11.089,00:21:11.625,">> hi, how's it going?",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
868,00:21:11.750,00:21:12.565,">> hi, rick.",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
869,00:21:12.690,00:21:13.694,">> so, pirates of the pancreas.",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
870,00:21:13.819,00:21:14.525,>> rick: yeah. talk to me.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
871,00:21:14.650,00:21:15.194,">> hey, rick.",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
872,00:21:15.319,00:21:16.795,it's alejandro speaking.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
873,00:21:16.920,00:21:18.625,"um, so, we asked ourselves,",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
874,00:21:18.750,00:21:20.595,internally we asked ourselves,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
875,00:21:20.720,00:21:21.494,"over here, ""okay, what does a",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
876,00:21:21.619,00:21:23.224,"pancreas do?""",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
877,00:21:23.349,00:21:24.595,"and the answer was, ""does it",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
878,00:21:24.720,00:21:25.795,"make pirates?""",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
879,00:21:25.920,00:21:28.224,"no, it makes insulin, you know?",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
880,00:21:28.349,00:21:30.494,"so, we're starting with a new",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
881,00:21:30.619,00:21:31.325,">> those guys are inside me,",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
882,00:21:31.450,00:21:31.865,huh?,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
883,00:21:31.990,00:21:32.994,"like, building a park?",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
884,00:21:33.119,00:21:34.265,>> rick: those guys are inside,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
885,00:21:34.390,00:21:35.265,"you building a pce of shit,",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
886,00:21:35.390,00:21:35.994,ethan!,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
887,00:21:36.119,00:21:37.164,they're inside you building a,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
888,00:21:37.289,00:21:37.964,monument to compromise!,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
889,00:21:38.089,00:21:39.065,[bleep]'em.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
890,00:21:39.190,00:21:40.625,[bleep] those people.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
891,00:21:40.750,00:21:42.795,"[bleep] this whole thing, ethan.",S01,E03,Anatomy Park
892,00:21:42.920,00:21:44.295,>> cool.,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
893,00:21:44.420,00:21:45.421,and who pays me?,S01,E03,Anatomy Park
1,00:00:32.490,00:00:34.370,rick: t-t-t-this is just,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
2,00:00:34.390,00:00:35.369,sloppy craftsmanship.,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
3,00:00:35.390,00:00:36.600,"morty: hey, rick.",S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
4,00:00:36.619,00:00:38.229,"boy, sure is really especially",S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
5,00:00:38.250,00:00:39.500,"beautiful out there today, huh?",S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
6,00:00:39.520,00:00:40.730,"rick: oh, yes, morty.",S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
7,00:00:40.750,00:00:41.829,"i-it's almost unbelievable,",S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
8,00:00:41.850,00:00:42.530,isn't it?,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
9,00:00:42.549,00:00:43.729,"morty: yeah, you know?",S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
10,00:00:43.750,00:00:45.200,there's something about the air,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
11,00:00:45.219,00:00:46.030,and just the way the sunshine,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
12,00:00:46.049,00:00:46.869,is.,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
13,00:00:46.890,00:00:47.969,"rick: uh, sure, buddy. yeah.",S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
14,00:00:47.990,00:00:48.469,sure. b-brilliant.,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
15,00:00:48.490,00:00:49.530,very convincing.,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
16,00:00:49.549,00:00:50.769,rick: wha convincing?,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
17,00:00:50.789,00:00:52.199,"morty: oh. responsive, too.",S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
18,00:00:52.219,00:00:53.229,in real time. i love it.,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
19,00:00:53.250,00:00:54.369,morty: uhh...okay.,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
20,00:00:54.390,00:00:55.329,beth: [ robotic ] i'm going,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
21,00:00:55.350,00:00:56.130,to work.,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
22,00:00:56.149,00:00:57.329,"morty, good morning.",S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
23,00:00:57.350,00:00:58.670,"dad, good morning.",S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
24,00:00:58.689,00:01:00.469,i am going to work. goodbye.,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
25,00:01:00.490,00:01:02.200,morty: what's with mom?,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
26,00:01:02.219,00:01:03.530,"rick: oh, what's with mom?",S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
27,00:01:03.549,00:01:04.500,"so, you're saying that she's",S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
28,00:01:04.519,00:01:05.530,acting weird?,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
29,00:01:05.549,00:01:07.170,how soph[burps]isticated.,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
30,00:01:07.189,00:01:08.230,"careful, guys.",S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
31,00:01:08.250,00:01:09.170,you're gonna burn out the cpu,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
32,00:01:09.189,00:01:09.929,with this one.,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
33,00:01:09.950,00:01:11.000,"morty: okay, you know what,",S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
34,00:01:11.019,00:01:11.700,rick?,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
35,00:01:11.719,00:01:12.569,"you'reacting weird, too.",S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
36,00:01:12.590,00:01:13.630,"rick: whatever,",S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
37,00:01:13.650,00:01:15.500,"quote-unquote ""morty.""",S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
38,00:01:15.519,00:01:16.869,"morty: all right, well...",S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
39,00:01:16.890,00:01:18.230,i'll see you after school.,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
40,00:01:18.250,00:01:19.530,ow! oof! ugh!,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
41,00:01:19.549,00:01:20.599,damn it!,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
42,00:01:20.620,00:01:22.600,i'm all right. i'm okay.,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
43,00:01:22.620,00:01:24.700,rick: [ slurps ],S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
44,00:01:24.719,00:01:26.000,"all right, who can tell me",S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
45,00:01:26.019,00:01:28.129,what 5 x 9 is?,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
46,00:01:28.150,00:01:29.200,[ students whispering ],S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
47,00:01:29.219,00:01:30.129,morty?,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
48,00:01:30.150,00:01:31.400,"morty: uh, me?",S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
49,00:01:31.420,00:01:32.769,what is 5 x 9?,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
50,00:01:32.790,00:01:34.700,"morty: umm...you know, it's",S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
51,00:01:34.719,00:01:36.230,uhh...at least 40.,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
52,00:01:36.250,00:01:37.129,[ students gasp ],S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
53,00:01:37.150,00:01:38.170,"morty, that's exactly",S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
54,00:01:38.189,00:01:39.429,correct!,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
55,00:01:39.450,00:01:41.170,5 x 9 isat least 40!,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
56,00:01:41.189,00:01:42.700,come up here.,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
57,00:01:42.719,00:01:44.329,"whoo! way to go, morty!",S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
58,00:01:44.349,00:01:46.000,"everybody, this is the best",S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
59,00:01:46.019,00:01:46.899,student.,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
60,00:01:46.920,00:01:48.170,i want youto be the teacher,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
61,00:01:48.189,00:01:48.969,today.,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
62,00:01:48.989,00:01:49.629,"teach us, morty!",S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
63,00:01:49.650,00:01:50.730,rick: interesting.,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
64,00:01:50.750,00:01:51.700,morty: w-w-w-what do you want,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
65,00:01:51.719,00:01:52.429,me to teach you?,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
66,00:01:52.450,00:01:53.370,"ooh, ooh!",S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
67,00:01:53.390,00:01:54.469,how do you make concentrated,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
68,00:01:54.489,00:01:55.599,dark matter?,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
69,00:01:55.620,00:01:57.230,"oh, that's a good question.",S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
70,00:01:57.250,00:01:58.670,morty: concentrated huh?,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
71,00:01:58.689,00:01:59.829,concentrated dark matter,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
72,00:01:59.849,00:02:00.969,the fuel for accelerated space,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
73,00:02:00.989,00:02:02.629,travel.,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
74,00:02:02.650,00:02:03.400,"now, do you know how to make it?",S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
75,00:02:03.420,00:02:04.100,morty: umm...,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
76,00:02:04.120,00:02:05.400,"come on, morty.",S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
77,00:02:05.420,00:02:06.600,"isn't your grandpa, like, a",S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
78,00:02:06.620,00:02:07.700,scientist?,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
79,00:02:07.719,00:02:08.800,"morty: oh, yeah, but, you",S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
80,00:02:08.819,00:02:09.969,"know, he told me that i",S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
81,00:02:09.990,00:02:11.469,shouldn't go around spouting off,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
82,00:02:11.490,00:02:12.330,"about, you know, his science and",S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
83,00:02:12.349,00:02:13.269,stuff.,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
84,00:02:13.289,00:02:14.769,i bet you've seen him make,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
85,00:02:14.789,00:02:16.500,concentrated dark matter a lot.,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
86,00:02:16.520,00:02:17.830,"you know, if you tell us, i'll",S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
87,00:02:17.849,00:02:19.199,be your girlfriend.,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
88,00:02:19.219,00:02:20.330,"morty: uh, y-you will?",S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
89,00:02:20.349,00:02:21.299,seems like a rare,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
90,00:02:21.319,00:02:22.930,"opportunity, morty.",S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
91,00:02:22.949,00:02:23.669,[ blam! ],S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
92,00:02:23.689,00:02:24.800,"rick: morty, u-uh, come on.",S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
93,00:02:24.819,00:02:25.799,there's a family emergency.,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
94,00:02:25.819,00:02:26.969,stop right there!,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
95,00:02:26.990,00:02:27.530,"if he leaves, i'm giving him an",S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
96,00:02:27.550,00:02:28.430,"""f.""",S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
97,00:02:28.449,00:02:29.229,rick: he doesn't care.,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
98,00:02:29.250,00:02:29.870,"morty: aw, man!",S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
99,00:02:29.889,00:02:31.269,"rick, i have to go back!",S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
100,00:02:31.289,00:02:32.129,i think i was about to get,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
101,00:02:32.150,00:02:32.530,married!,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
102,00:02:32.550,00:02:33.469,ugh!,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
103,00:02:33.490,00:02:34.070,"rick: take a shower with me,",S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
104,00:02:34.090,00:02:34.530,morty.,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
105,00:02:34.550,00:02:35.570,morty: what?!,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
106,00:02:35.590,00:02:36.770,"rick: listen to me, morty.",S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
107,00:02:36.789,00:02:37.799,get your clothes off and get in,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
108,00:02:37.819,00:02:38.829,the shower right now.,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
109,00:02:38.849,00:02:39.569,"y-y-y-you got to trust me,",S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
110,00:02:39.590,00:02:40.300,morty.,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
111,00:02:40.319,00:02:41.000,morty: ugh!,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
112,00:02:41.020,00:02:41.930,"i'm gonna get an ""f"" in class,",S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
113,00:02:41.949,00:02:42.569,rick.,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
114,00:02:42.590,00:02:43.400,"rick: morty, that's not",S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
115,00:02:43.419,00:02:44.369,class.,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
116,00:02:44.389,00:02:45.569,t-t-t-that wasn't your teacher.,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
117,00:02:45.590,00:02:46.599,this isn't your school.,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
118,00:02:46.620,00:02:47.270,this entire world is not the,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
119,00:02:47.289,00:02:48.000,world.,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
120,00:02:48.020,00:02:49.330,we're inside a huge simulation,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
121,00:02:49.349,00:02:50.400,chamber on an alien spaceship.,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
122,00:02:50.419,00:02:51.500,morty: wait a minute.,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
123,00:02:51.520,00:02:52.630,w-what are you talking about?,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
124,00:02:52.650,00:02:53.599,rick: it's all fake [burps],S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
125,00:02:53.620,00:02:55.000,morty all of it.,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
126,00:02:55.020,00:02:56.900,"nanobotic renderings, a bunch of",S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
127,00:02:56.919,00:02:58.669,"crazy fake nonsense, morty.",S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
128,00:02:58.689,00:02:59.530,i couldn't say so until we got,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
129,00:02:59.550,00:03:00.530,in the shower.,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
130,00:03:00.550,00:03:01.670,they won't monitor us in here.,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
131,00:03:01.689,00:03:03.300,morty: monitor us?! w-who?!,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
132,00:03:03.319,00:03:04.629,"rick: zigerion scammers,",S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
133,00:03:04.650,00:03:06.069,morty the galaxy's most,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
134,00:03:06.090,00:03:07.370,"ambitious, least successful con",S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
135,00:03:07.389,00:03:08.369,artists.,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
136,00:03:08.389,00:03:09.329,"you know, it's lucky for us",S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
137,00:03:09.349,00:03:10.329,they're also really,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
138,00:03:10.349,00:03:11.469,uncomfortable with nudity.,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
139,00:03:11.490,00:03:12.600,"morty: aw, come on, rick.",S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
140,00:03:12.620,00:03:13.700,if everyone's just gonna be,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
141,00:03:13.719,00:03:14.669,"insane today, at least let me be",S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
142,00:03:14.689,00:03:15.699,insane with jessica.,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
143,00:03:15.719,00:03:16.599,rick: i can't [burps] let you,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
144,00:03:16.620,00:03:17.469,"do that, morty.",S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
145,00:03:17.490,00:03:18.400,morty: give it to me!,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
146,00:03:18.419,00:03:19.169,rick: no! [ burps ],S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
147,00:03:19.189,00:03:20.000,you give it to me!,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
148,00:03:20.020,00:03:22.000,"morty: g-g-give it! no, rick!",S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
149,00:03:28.750,00:03:30.229,[ aliens groaning ],S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
150,00:03:30.250,00:03:31.229,"oh, god, sir!",S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
151,00:03:31.250,00:03:32.129,they're still naked!,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
152,00:03:32.150,00:03:32.930,ugh.,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
153,00:03:32.949,00:03:34.569,"well, check every five quintons",S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
154,00:03:34.590,00:03:36.030,and tell me when they're not.,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
155,00:03:36.050,00:03:37.300,i think we should make kevin,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
156,00:03:37.319,00:03:38.099,"look, sir.",S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
157,00:03:38.120,00:03:39.030,what?! no!,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
158,00:03:39.050,00:03:40.730,w-w-why would you even say that?,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
159,00:03:40.750,00:03:42.030,"uh, sir, we have a situation",S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
160,00:03:42.050,00:03:42.900,over here.,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
161,00:03:42.919,00:03:44.569,if there's a wiener on that,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
162,00:03:44.590,00:03:46.030,"monitor, i swear to god, stu...",S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
163,00:03:46.050,00:03:47.500,something is drawing a lot of,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
164,00:03:47.520,00:03:48.530,processing power.,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
165,00:03:48.550,00:03:49.730,"oh, wait. no wonder.",S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
166,00:03:49.750,00:03:51.099,there's another real human in,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
167,00:03:51.120,00:03:52.400,the simulator.,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
168,00:03:52.419,00:03:53.629,"jerry: okay, jerry big",S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
169,00:03:53.650,00:03:54.629,pitch meeting.,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
170,00:03:54.650,00:03:55.670,make-or-break time.,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
171,00:03:55.689,00:03:56.500,[ whirrin],S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
172,00:03:56.520,00:03:57.700,you can do this.,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
173,00:03:57.719,00:03:58.599,how did this happen?!,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
174,00:03:58.620,00:03:59.330,where's the abductions,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
175,00:03:59.349,00:04:00.000,department?,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
176,00:04:00.020,00:04:01.570,"hey, man, abductions just",S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
177,00:04:01.590,00:04:02.729,follows the acquisition order.,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
178,00:04:02.750,00:04:03.629,don't put this on,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
179,00:04:03.650,00:04:04.599,acquisitions!,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
180,00:04:04.620,00:04:05.900,we only acquire humans that,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
181,00:04:05.919,00:04:07.000,haven'tbeen simulated!,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
182,00:04:07.020,00:04:08.430,"well, simulations doesn't",S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
183,00:04:08.449,00:04:10.000,simulate anybody that's been,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
184,00:04:10.020,00:04:11.330,"abducted, so [chuckles]",S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
185,00:04:11.349,00:04:12.329,"oh, i see! oh, oh!",S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
186,00:04:12.349,00:04:13.469,it was no one's fault.,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
187,00:04:13.490,00:04:14.300,"oh, okay. [ chuckles ]",S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
188,00:04:14.319,00:04:15.099,i'm sorry.,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
189,00:04:15.120,00:04:16.300,"well, then, problem solved.",S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
190,00:04:16.319,00:04:17.129,"oh, wait no.",S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
191,00:04:17.149,00:04:18.469,there's still another human in,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
192,00:04:18.490,00:04:19.100,here!,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
193,00:04:19.120,00:04:20.329,who is he?,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
194,00:04:20.350,00:04:21.330,"rick's son-in-law,",S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
195,00:04:21.350,00:04:22.470,jerry smith.,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
196,00:04:22.490,00:04:23.730,"so far, he hasn't noticed he's",S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
197,00:04:23.750,00:04:24.670,in a simulation.,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
198,00:04:24.689,00:04:25.569,[ sighs ],S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
199,00:04:25.589,00:04:26.829,"well, cap his sector at 5%",S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
200,00:04:26.850,00:04:28.100,"processing, keep his settings on",S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
201,00:04:28.120,00:04:29.069,"auto, and we'll deal with him",S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
202,00:04:29.089,00:04:29.769,later.,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
203,00:04:29.790,00:04:31.500,rick sanchez is the target.,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
204,00:04:33.949,00:04:34.800,jerry: [ inhales deeply ],S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
205,00:04:34.819,00:04:35.769,got to relax.,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
206,00:04:35.790,00:04:37.170,it's just a pitch.,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
207,00:04:37.189,00:04:37.699,got to relax.,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
208,00:04:37.720,00:04:38.600,[ click ],S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
209,00:04:38.620,00:04:39.699,[ static ],S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
210,00:04:39.720,00:04:42.030,this is earth radio.,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
211,00:04:42.050,00:04:44.530,"and now, here's...human music.",S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
212,00:04:44.550,00:04:47.370,[ repetitive rhythmic beepin],S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
213,00:04:47.389,00:04:49.300,jerry: hmm. human music.,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
214,00:04:49.319,00:04:51.069,i like it.,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
215,00:04:51.089,00:04:52.599,[ beeping continue],S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
216,00:05:01.819,00:05:04.899,[ rick and morty panting ],S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
217,00:05:04.920,00:05:05.770,morty: rick!,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
218,00:05:05.790,00:05:06.870,"rick: uhp, uhp, uhp!",S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
219,00:05:06.889,00:05:07.699,"morty, keep your hands off your",S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
220,00:05:07.720,00:05:08.630,ding-dong!,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
221,00:05:08.649,00:05:09.500,it's the only way we can speak,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
222,00:05:09.519,00:05:10.099,freely.,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
223,00:05:10.120,00:05:11.230,"look around you, morty.",S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
224,00:05:11.250,00:05:12.430,do you really think this [burps],S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
225,00:05:12.449,00:05:13.500,world is real?,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
226,00:05:13.519,00:05:14.769,you'd have to be an idiot not to,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
227,00:05:14.790,00:05:16.000,notice all the sloppy details.,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
228,00:05:16.019,00:05:17.069,look that guy's putting a bun,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
229,00:05:17.089,00:05:18.169,between two hot dogs.,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
230,00:05:18.189,00:05:19.569,"morty: i don't know, rick.",S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
231,00:05:19.589,00:05:20.329,"i mean, i've seen people do that",S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
232,00:05:20.350,00:05:21.070,before.,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
233,00:05:21.089,00:05:21.699,"rick: well, look at that old",S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
234,00:05:21.720,00:05:22.630,lady.,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
235,00:05:22.649,00:05:23.329,she's she's walking a cat on,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
236,00:05:23.350,00:05:24.070,a leash.,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
237,00:05:24.089,00:05:25.099,"morty: uh, mrs. spencer does",S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
238,00:05:25.120,00:05:26.170,"that all the time, rick.",S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
239,00:05:26.189,00:05:27.430,"rick: look, i-i-i don't want",S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
240,00:05:27.449,00:05:28.069,"to hear about mrs. spencer,",S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
241,00:05:28.089,00:05:28.529,morty!,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
242,00:05:28.550,00:05:29.500,she's an idiot!,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
243,00:05:29.519,00:05:30.729,"all right, all right, there.",S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
244,00:05:30.750,00:05:31.899,"w-what about that, morty?",S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
245,00:05:31.920,00:05:32.900,"morty: okay, okay, you got me",S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
246,00:05:32.920,00:05:33.870,on that one.,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
247,00:05:33.889,00:05:34.870,"rick: oh, really,morty?",S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
248,00:05:34.889,00:05:35.829,are you sure you haven't seen,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
249,00:05:35.850,00:05:36.500,that somewhere in real life,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
250,00:05:36.519,00:05:37.000,before?,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
251,00:05:37.019,00:05:37.769,"morty: no, no.",S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
252,00:05:37.790,00:05:38.830,i haven't seen that.,S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens
253,00:05:38.850,00:05:40.129,"i mean, why would a pop tart",S01,E04,M Night ShaymAliens