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Things Kobot can do
Mr Kobot: help - Lists help information for terms and command the robot will respond to.
Mr Kobot: help COMMAND - Lists help information for terms or commands that begin with COMMAND.
Mr Kobot: info - Replies with the current version of Lita.
Y U NO... - generates Y U NO meme
I DON'T ALWAYS .. BUT WHEN I DO, .. - generates The Most Interesting Man in the World meme
..O RLY.. - generates O RLY meme
..SUCCESS.. - (case sensitive) generates SUCCESS meme
..NAILED IT.. - generates NAILED IT meme
ALL the.. - (case sensitive) generates ALL the <things> meme
TOO DAMN.. - generates TOO DAMN meme
GOOD NEWS EVERYONE.. - generates GOOD NEWS EVERYONE meme
NOT SURE IF.. OR.. - generates NOT SURE IF .. OR meme
YO DAWG.. - generates YO DAWG meme
ALL YOUR.. ARE BELONG TO US - generates ALL YOUR.. ARE BELONG TO US meme
.. You're going have a bad time - generates You're gonna have a bad time meme
one does not simply.. - generates one does not simply.. meme
grumpy cat .. , .. - generates grumpy cat .. , .. meme
it looks like you're .. - generates it looks like you're .. meme
it looks like you.. - (case insensitive) generates it looks like you.. meme
AM I THE ONLY ONE AROUND HERE.. - generates AM I THE ONLY ONE AROUND HERE.. meme
..NOT IMPRESSED - generates ..NOT IMPRESSED meme
PREPARE YOURSELF.. - generates PREPARE YOURSELF.. meme
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU.. - generates WHAT IF I TOLD YOU.. meme
..BETTER DRINK MY OWN PISS - generates ..BETTER DRINK MY OWN PISS meme
khanify ... - generates khan meme
.., .. EVERYWHERE - generates X, X everywhere meme
.. THAT WOULD BE GREAT - generates Bill Lumbergh meme
.. AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT - generates Sweet Brown meme.
.. I TOO LIKE TO LIVE DANGEROUSLY - generates I Too Like to Live Dangerously meme.
.. SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY - generates Shut Up and Take My Money Fry meme.
YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS? .. - generates Peter Griffin News meme.
Mr Kobot: image QUERY - Displays a random image from Google Images matching the query.
Mr Kobot: flip a coin - Flips a coin and tells you the results.
Mr Kobot: pug me - Display a single pug
Mr Kobot: pug bomb - Display five pugs
Mr Kobot: pug bomb N - Display N pugs
Mr Kobot: how many pugs are there - Gets the current number of pugs
like a boss - outputs a random 'like a boss' image
Mr Kobot: giphy QUERY - Grabs a gif tagged with QUERY.
ship it - Display a motivation squirrel
Mr Kobot: time LOCATION - Displays the local time in a given location
Mr Kobot: wx san francisco - Get the weather for San Francisco
Mr Kobot: wc toronto - You want the weather for Toronto, eh?
Mr Kobot: wadd sf 37.78439928029 -122.39204721970 PagerDuty San Francisco - Add the lat and long of the office with the alias "sf"
Mr Kobot: wrm sf - Remove the specified alias, in this case "sf"
Mr Kobot: wl - List known weather aliases
Mr Kobot: ws san francisco - find the lat and long for the location
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