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hi.js

(function (){ var slice = [].slice;var hasProp = {}.hasOwnProperty;var bind = function(fn, me){return function(){ return fn.apply(me, arguments); };};var extend = function(child, parent) {for (var key in parent) {if (hasProp.call(parent, key)) child[key] = parent[key];}function ctor() { this.constructor = child; }ctor.prototype = parent.prototype;child.prototype = new ctor();child.__super__ = parent.prototype;return child;};var indexOf = [].indexOf || function(item) {for (var i = 0, l = this.length; i < l; i++) {if (i in this && this[i] === item) return i;} return -1; };var modulo = function(a, b) { return (+a % (b = +b) + b) % b; }; return function () {
        return alert('hi');
      };})();