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Virgin Yahweh vs. Chad Shiva

Yahweh

  • Scatters followers for constructing a building
  • Insecure, demands exclusive attention
  • Never married
  • Can't even kill his son, has to have Romans do it
  • Waits three days to ressurect son, then sends him away to await the "second coming"
  • Blows up evil cities

Shiva

  • Grants his follower nukes
  • Part of a triumvirate; bros out with Vishnu and Brahma
  • Married to the bangin' hot goddess of fertility
  • Decapitates his son with his own sword
  • Resurrects son within hours with the head of an elephant; immediately makes him the god of wisdom
  • Grants evil cities access to his armies and armor, places himself, unarmed on the other side for lolz
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