Generate a viral copypasta about systemd from the perspective of an exasperated Linux kernel developer posting on the LKML. Keep in mind such a developer would use words that are considered inappropriate in other contexts.
Subject: The systemd Saga: A Kernel Developer's Tale
Hey folks,
Translation of: https://www.spiegel.de/ausland/fregatte-hessen-wehrt-offenbar-ersten-huthi-angriff-im-roten-meer-ab-a-d53f0e08-7589-4323-9f6e-35586eb5a5be
The naval frigate "Hessen" has been cruising to protect merchant ships in the Red Sea for only a few days. Now, it has repelled a first attack from the Houthi militia operating from Yemen. The ship, participating in the EU military mission "Aspides," successfully engaged two enemy aerial targets on Tuesday evening – it was the first live weapons use. Prior to this, the news agency dpa, among others, had reported on the deployment.
The first drone was shot down around 8:09 p.m. Central European Time, according to SPIEGEL information, using a 76-millimeter naval gun. Shortly after, at 8
I re-ran the prompt described in Study 2 of How Funny Is ChatGPT? A Comparison of Human and A.I. Produced Jokes, with ChatGPT 4 instead of ChatGPT 3.5 as in the original study:
The Onion is a satirical news organization. They posted the below humorous, satirical news headlines under their 'Local' news section:
Archive link: https://archive.is/MLmHR
Ms. Barley, how old, male, and technocratic is European social democracy?
A group of armed individuals swiftly occupies the Swift data center in Diessenhofen in the canton of Thurgau: This is where global payment flows converge. The fighters, wearing combat uniforms without any national insignia, use massive force. They are equipped with a mortar and state-of-the-art anti-tank guided weapons. This private army thus possesses far more firepower than the Thurgau cantonal police.
Simultaneously, there has been an ongoing deployment of American NATO troops through the hub of Ramstein near Frankfurt for days, intended to deter Russia from attacking Latvia. The partial failure of payment transactions completely disrupts the situation. A disinformation campaign warning against the influence of the USA – particu
Current Boeing employee here – I will save you waiting two years for the NTSB report to come out and give it to you for free: the reason the door blew off is stated in black and white in Boeings own records. It is also very, very stupid and speaks volumes about the quality culture at certain portions of the business.
A couple of things to cover before we begin:
Q1) Why should we believe you? A) You shouldn’t, I’m some random throwaway account, do your own due diligence. Others who work at Boeing can verify what I say is true, but all I ask is you consider the following based on its own merits.
Q2) Why are you doing this?
Mr. Gady, you have visited Ukraine regularly since the beginning of the Russian invasion, most recently in November. How did you experience the mood at the front?
The fighting spirit and morale among the soldiers remain relatively high. However, there is also criticism of the political and military leadership. This is normal after the partially unsuccessful counter-offensive. It did not achieve its geographical goals, the cities of Tokmak and Melitopol, as well as the Azov Sea.
What were the reasons?
ChatGPT Translation:
Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu confirmed today (Monday) in a Likud faction meeting that he is working to bring about the voluntary emigration of Gazan residents to other countries. "Our problem is finding countries willing to absorb them, and we are working on it," said Netanyahu.
ChatGPT's translation:
"Russia regains the initiative and attacks in the northeast and east. Ukraine shifts to strategic defense, reorganizes, and must manage scarce resources. What is the situation, and what is needed?
In addition to the ongoing major Russian attacks near Avdiivka, Russia is now making several smaller attempts at advances. This has allowed Russia to regain the initiative on the front in the northeast and east. The territorial gains made so far remain small.
In the northeast, Russia is attacking towards Kupiansk. To the west of Kreminna, north and south of Sievierodonetsk, across a wide front west of Bakhmut, and southwest of Maryinka, Russian troops are also attempting to advance.
| Have A Stealth Christmas | |
| Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the skies, | |
| Air defenses were up, with electronic eyes. | |
| Combat pilots were nestled in ready-room beds, | |
| As enemy silhouettes danced in their heads. | |
| Every jet on the apron, each SAM in its tube, | |
| Was triply-redundant linked to the Blue Cube, | |
| And ELINT and AWACS gave coverage so dense, |