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Hello How are you today, I hope all is well with you .I am sorry to worry you with my proposal for a relationship with you, but I know that you will grant my request in good faith and understanding, My name is Tessy I just went through your profile today at (github.com) and i have no options than letting you know that i am interested in having a relationship with you, I will also like to Know you the more, you can send an email to my email address so that I can send you more details about my self including my picture. I believe we can move from here. But bear in mind that love has no colors barrier, no educational back ground barrier, no socio-economic barrier, religious, language, nationality or distance barrier, the only important thing there is love. I am waiting for your mail to my email address above. Yours sincerely.

Tessy,

@cowboy
cowboy commented Jul 16, 2010

Brilliant... I want to fork this SO bad, but to what end?

@miketaylr

I have yet to break the educational back ground love barrier.

@SeanJA
SeanJA commented Jul 16, 2010

Aww man... I never get hit on on git hub... I quit!

@etagwerker

oh man.. hilarious.. with so many barriers i bet you can't wait to meet tessy!

well, take it from there.. and remember, love has no barriers.. uhh.. yeah, right!

@zapnap
zapnap commented Jul 16, 2010

jealous!

@Marak
Marak commented Jul 16, 2010

dude, i've been trying to figure out how to get women based on my github account for months.

HOW DID YOU DO IT?!?!?!

@lsegal
lsegal commented Jul 16, 2010

I got this too. Damn, I thought Tessy was a one man woman. She broke my heart.

@zapnap
zapnap commented Jul 16, 2010

ask her if she wants to fork...?

@Marak
Marak commented Jul 16, 2010

i want first commit

@quirkey
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quirkey commented Jul 16, 2010

Who wants to create the github bot that handles this type of fork request?

@rmurphey

seems like github has completely overlooked its potential as an online dating service.

@ajpiano
ajpiano commented Jul 16, 2010

Tessy, you scheming bitch...... it sounds like you've got a lot of options, if you're hitting on EVERYONE..

i thought i was special :(

@mikeal
mikeal commented Jul 16, 2010

github == ( okcupid + forking )

@cowboy
cowboy commented Jul 16, 2010

I was initially considering a "fork" to be like a match.com "wink" but I think it's a bit more "hardcore" than that. Btw, Tessy emailed me too.

@Marak
Marak commented Jul 16, 2010

Are you looking for a long-term relationship with a high-paid introverted male that has poor hygiene and no social skills?

Come to the internet's latest and greatest dating site, github.com!

@mrb
mrb commented Jul 17, 2010

I can't stop reading this! Hahah

@ajpiano
ajpiano commented Jul 17, 2010

tesTessy should come on IRC, it's called ttt

@sfiera
sfiera commented Jul 26, 2010

Apparently love has no guarantee of thread consistency on multi-core CPUs.

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