[18:09:42] .pun [18:09:43] (UNC_Samurai) The airlines have become so cash-strapped, they charged me for my emotional baggage. [18:11:02] i swear [18:11:19] every time you come up with a response, its more shitty then the last one [18:12:01] You do yourself no favors, Crossbot. You drag out a joke which is intended to lift our spirits and you roll out this? I get the thrust of the joke, but it tails off. It fails to understand the gravity of it all. Yaw' need to do better. [18:12:30] oh god why [18:13:14] Because I can wing it [18:13:43] .pun [18:13:43] (nsh22_) The patient decided against an organ transplant. Instead, he changed his mind. [18:14:03] you better drop your attitude UNC_Samurai [18:14:18] HansiHE, you shut your flap [18:16:05] UNC_Samurai, you better watch your tail [18:16:16] See, I already did that one [18:16:17] i am trying [18:16:21] fuck [18:16:22] you're fairing very badly here [18:16:33] I auger tell you to concede now [18:18:13] i think you may be able to hear me thinking [18:19:13] i give up [18:20:34] ohh ohh [18:21:07] UNC_Samurai, you are gonna crash [18:21:09] damnit [18:21:16] i am horrible [18:21:22] And you nose it [18:21:22] yep [18:22:07] you better throttle down those puns [18:22:12] I'm not trying to strut, it's just that airplane puns make for a poor angle of attack. [18:22:32] Now I may have to give you props on that one [18:22:46] jesus christ [18:23:29] your puns are getting stale, you might need to refuel [18:23:31] Airplane puns aren't a skill; they're a state of Boeing [18:23:44] . [18:23:45] . [18:23:45] . [18:23:54] wow [18:26:33] you better not be navigating into fuelosophy here [18:26:37] i suck [18:26:39] so bad [18:26:54] your puns have me cowling in fear [18:27:00] yes thank you [18:27:09] damnit, was that a pun [18:28:15] I'm telling you, you're under this Phantom illusion that you can win. It's like you Mustang your hat on this. You're trying to catch Lightning in a bottle. And in the end, you'll just be another Saab story. [18:28:33] since when were we on cars now [18:28:40] nope, all aircraft [18:29:14] all aircraft that are incidentally cars? >_> [18:29:15] <_< [18:29:17] i think we should land this here [18:30:06] You're approaching this all wrong [18:31:05] I keep trying to come up with aircraft puns but every time I think I'm closing in on one I find myself going round and round in circles [18:31:12] well, i'm in bad weather here [18:31:15] You never let him get out of the gate. [18:32:08] Sorry, the yoke's on you. You can pedal that weak shit elsewhere. I can gauge how far behind you are, and it's knot pretty. [18:33:00] WAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IM SO CONFUSED [18:33:06] STAHP [18:33:14] Neal, you walked Wright into something [18:33:29] *eye twitch* [18:33:40] UNC_Samurai's just spinning out of control on this aeroplane thing [18:33:41] .slap UNC_Samurai [18:33:56] yep, it's a wash [18:35:19] We need to stop giving this lift [18:36:03] It'll run out of momentum sooner or later [18:36:05] You keep using puns I've already make, you're a little slow on the intake [18:36:24] I've already make [18:36:43] Dont try to pollute this [18:37:01] Damnit, I quit this [18:37:05] Oh, but it's instrumental [18:37:51] ugh, someopne pass the puke bag, these puns make me nauseous [18:38:02] not sure if that is a pun or not [18:38:13] to me, it just sounded like a lot of hot air [18:38:25] He thinks he can spar with me [18:38:56] I don't know why I try, you're clearly elevator-ed to the next level [18:39:16] elevator? [18:39:19] Your angle of attack is pretty steep [18:39:32] you used that before [18:39:34] Hah! you used that one already! [18:39:37] See, it' stall in the delivery [18:39:50] HansiHE, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elevator_(aircraft) [18:40:26] damnit [18:41:06] puns make me tired [18:41:14] I can tell your exhausted [18:41:21] fuck off now [18:41:24] lol [18:41:35] Just propel yourself out the door [18:41:39] wow [18:41:49] You're just shafting yourself [18:42:14] .pun [18:42:15] (definitive) Old programmers never die .. they just lose their memory. [18:42:39] bed [18:42:42] yes [18:42:44] bye [18:42:56] sorry, definitive, i'm not gonna byte [18:43:06] not another word [18:43:09] you'll have to make do without my input [18:43:14] Just you fly off to bed HansiHE [18:43:17] get it? word? [18:43:21] yes [18:43:26] okey good [18:43:27] I guess it Works [18:43:32] I'll make short work of this pun thread [18:43:34] you don't really excel at these [18:43:38] I've been int-o computers all my life [18:43:56] These are kinda weaky. [18:44:03] But I made short business of you regardless [18:44:49] If I stay up all night making computer puns, I'll turn into an insomENIAC [18:45:06] We might end up iterating through all the primitives [18:45:07] Don't worry, I'm sure you'll get some sleep(0); [18:46:11] I better watch out, dont want to interrupt you [18:46:30] Man, you sound like you've been doing this since 'x86 [18:46:43] ._. [18:47:14] Actually i go way back, almost to x64 [18:48:01] I totally pre-empted that, you know [18:48:37] You may just want to step the fork down [18:49:27] Before you know it I will be merged back in [18:50:17] And dont make me commit to it [18:50:24] Dude, your execution's all wrong, you need to ramp up your speeds [18:50:29] I will push you down [18:50:37] are you still on a fucking pun thread [18:51:15] I think you interpreted me wrong there [18:52:01] Don't think you can second-guess me, I've got some top-notch shit in the pipeline [18:52:20] You'll wake up with your ears Ring 0-ing [18:53:07] Dont be fooled by the benchmarks [18:53:09] I had a good zinger when some kid was talking about a 0day he had and I mentioned something about me giving 0fucks [18:53:21] haha [18:53:33] lol [18:53:47] seriously, bed [18:53:48] bye [18:53:48] HansiHE, you know what your problem is? You just weren't brought up in the right environment [18:53:55] damnit [18:54:00] loool [18:54:10] night [18:55:07] and i will disappear [18:55:12] before you can respond [18:55:25] damn it HansiHE, you've got me all in a loop [18:55:35] edk: your assertions are wrong [18:56:03] I hate pun threads. Wit is funny when it's unexpected. [18:56:41] barneygale, but you see, that would imply that I'm capable of wit without applying myself [18:57:24] the truth is I'm poorly optimized for this sort of thing