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Our Delish:tm: YummyYum:registered: tomatillo salsa is the perfect addition to your family burrito! you can add it to tacos, burritos, and even rice! It's even available in three flavors: Small, Medium, and Large!!
Hi! I'm Delish:tm: customer support! How are you doing today?
Very Good just applying some Delish:tm: YummyYum:registered: tomatillo salsa to my Family bird and I just have a little question!
Great! The only problem is, when I turn the jar upside down to apply my Delish:tm: salsa to my burden, It seems to drip upward. Is this normal? I’mve tried turning it off and on!!!
Have a Simply Delish:tm: day! And don't forget to check out our specialty: Delish:tm: tomatillo salsa, which comes in three flavors: small, medium, and large!
Thank you for enrolling in the Delish!:tm: Facts:registered: program! We are excited to send you the latest facts, deals, and offers. Welcome to the Delish!:tm: family!
Announcing Delish!:tm: cheesy chip snacks for you and your pets!
Hi Melissa! Your Delish!:tm: Order is still waiting. Please respond to the prompt above!
Delish!:tm: RealConnection:registered: Customer Service maintains a dedicated commitment to customer satisfaction!
Delish!:tm: TrueLegume:registered: Value Pack Scrumptious:registered: Organic Beans are back in stock at one of our many retailers!
Hi Mr. Monger! I'm Melissa:registered: from Delish! RecruitIt:registered: Outreach! You seem to have the whole Delish!:tm: marketing thing down!
On behalf of Delish!:tm: Holdings Inc. we're inviting you to join us on the Delish!:tm: International Public Relations team! We're a AlwaysLinked:registered: family here at Delish!:tm:!
We're delighted to welcome you onto the Personal Relations and Strategic Espionage social media team! In 4 hours, we'll be sending a Delish!:tm: Personnel Collections agent to relocate you from your home bring you onboard the Delish!:tm: HyperCruiser:registered: Rocketship! All we need from you is fealty and we'll dispose of all your enemies! If you wish to opt out of personnel collection, please write a letter to the Delish!:tm: InConnected:registered: Logistics department and we will cancel your collection. Note that this may come with an operating fee and that processing your appeal may take 8-12 business days.
Delish!:tm: GenuineLegume:registered: Produce Protection, in accordance with the Center for Advanced Technology Protection, has received a notice from a rightsholder alleging that on December 3rd at 4:31 PM, you consumed several beans from an unlicensed container. That container was modified by an unverified vendor who tampered with the technology (from Delish!:tm: GenuineLegume) intended to ensure that all items packed for consumption are verified to be of high quality. By tampering with this protection, you risk the dissemination of unknown biomolecular agents in SyntheLegume:registered:-strain Beans. Since those beans contain technology protected under the Internation Biomolecular Technology Consolidation Act, it is a violation of statues 13(c) and 17(f) to purchase an unlicensed produce container and to consume items from that container, respectively. As a result, we have contacted the Office of Consumer Records to retrieve your contact information and deliver this notice to the primary individual of your household. If the rightsholder chooses to pursue further action, we may have to work with several law enforcement agencies to obtain further information about the incident. Thank you for reading this message. Reply UNDERSTOOD to acknowledge that you received this notice and to dismiss it.
Delish!:tm: AlwaysLinked:registered: Premier:copyright: Communication service said, at 12:06 PM:
Thank you and have a Delish!:tm: Day!
I've recieved the notice! Thanks Delish! I'm so happy to be AlwaysLinked:registered:!
As you can see from my AlwaysLinked Delish :tm: hourly geolocation records, there's been no suspicious activity, and my family is up to code as well!
Wonderful! Thank you again for being part of the Delish!:tm: TrueLove:registered: Extended Family!
Hi Mr. Monger, do you recall the contract (for a lifetime Delish!:tm: Kandy:registered: Cherry-Lollipop-flavored cereal supply) your son signed in crayon when he was five? As you will recall from that document, he voluntarily agreed to perform two years of marketing service at our Delish!:tm: Syrupy:registered: Plastic Fabrication plant!
We here at Delish!:tm: RealConnection:registered: Human Resources and Services are writing this letter in response to your last message. I want to begin by saying that we were all deeply touched by your message. All of us in our office last night read your messages together with a heavy heart. It was extremely painful for us to witness, secondhand, your deep, visceral expression of sorrow and anguish. Every year, tens of thousands of people fall victim to predatory arrangements written by a third party in order to coerce them to agree to a situation they would not otherwise accept. It is with indignance and outrage that we react to that statistic. Our goal at Delish!:tm: is to foster empathy and human connection, and such courses of action that would threaten to separate a child from their family are unequivocally abhorrent, and can have truly devastating effects on families and communities. We at Delish!:tm: pledge to never engage in or promote such destructive policies and practices such as those. We stand against injustice, in solidarity with you and the tens and thousands of family members who feel the violent shock of one of their loved ones being ripped away. To celebrate our commitment together, we would like to offer you two tickets to a tour of the Delish!:tm: SkyRoad:registered: HyperTrain museum, which was constructed as the first rail-based system to provide rapid transportation capability across the globe. We also generously would like to offer to you that you join the conductor for his banquet (catered by Delish!:tm: TrueRustic:registered: Authentic Freeze-Dried Meals) being thrown in honor of the truly esteemed patrons who funded the project.
Hi Mr. Monger, Like we said, we are providing you two tickets. Your son will absolutely be present with you for the banquet. However, remember that he is expected to return back to his work quarters within 4 hours of your departure from the museum. Thank you, valued and loved member of the Delish!:tm: Family!
Hi! We here at Delish!:tm: AllEye:registered: International News and Delish!:tm: Core:registered: Corporate Offices are proud to announce that we have acquired the property formerly known as Quiznos. Henceforth it will be referred to as Delish!:tm: YummyYum:registered: Kool Sandwichez:registered:!
Delish!:tm: GenuineLegume:registered: Produce Protection, in accordance with the Center for Advanced Technology Protection, has received a notice from a rightsholder alleging that on December 3rd at 4:31 PM, you consumed several beans from an unlicensed container. We have determined that the contents of the container were not authorized and that the pod of beans was not manufactured by Legume Seeds. The beans in the container are not protected by any valid registration or other registration mark, nor are they protected by any other registered or valid certification. Accordingly, under Section 2(d) of the Seed Law, any such sale
These beans were imported from Mexico on November 20th and 21st and were in this container for just 3 days. This container had been unlawfully closed prior to any use. Under the conditions of the notice, GenuineLegume has six (6) days from receipt of the notice to remove the beans from the container. If this container is not removed by tomorrow, we will be dispatching Delish!:tm: Enforcers.
We have determined that the contents of the container were not authorized and that the pod of beans was not manufactured by Legume Seeds. The beans in the container are not protected by any valid registration or other registration mark, nor are they protected by any other registered or valid certification. Accordingly, under Section 2(d) of the Seed Law, any such sale
Because the items were consumed after the minimum 3-day window, we have determined that these items are not exempt from the Producer Registration. Based on this information, we have denied your registration request.
The container bears an official label that does not match the permitted beans that GenuineLegume had purchased from the rightsholder, thus violating the law. Therefore, we are requesting that you immediately stop all sales and distribution of that particular batch of beans, which we will be holding for inspection by the rightsholder. If the rightsholder deems the legality of the beans questionable, we will be forced to cease our business. Please let us know if you have any questions at any time. Sincerely, Ingenious Legume's Family and Crew. To reply to this notice or make a formal complaint, please use the following form.
In response, you have made the following response: "I have never used such a product and I do not consider myself to be a drug user." The Center for Advanced Technology Protection has no authority to enforce any prior written representations or existing licenses and cannot provide any further details of the circumstances under which you made this response. Your response to this letter is based on a general understanding of the law and our copyright policy. As such, this letter is not, and cannot be construed as, an admission of guilt. It is important that you consider the situation carefully before answering any further questions regarding this matter. We look forward to receiving a satisfactory response to this letter.
Chronic:tm: They sold me a tobacco product and I never finished it.
Chronic:tm: Placing a formal complaint with the Center for Advanced Technology Protection, in accordance with the Center for Advanced Technology Protection, is the first step in the submission process for a settlement. The Center for Advanced Technology Protection has received a notice from a rightsholder alleging that on December 3rd at 4:31 PM, you consumed several beans from an unlicensed container.
In accordance with the Center's interpretation of the current ASTM Code, GenuineLegume is therefore unable to guarantee the safety or purity of the beans. Due to the nature of these product(s), GenuineLegume is unable to offer this product(s) to any person for consumption, nor can it guarantee that these beans will not be contaminated. Please consult with a physician for any medical concerns or questions related to this product(s) before consuming.
You immediately returned the bean product to the store where you purchased it, and a sales representative from Center for Advanced Technology Protection has confirmed that you have been issued a warning. You have the right to request a return of the product and have it re-examined by Center for Advanced Technology Protection. Please return the product to the store where you purchased the bean product and request a refund for your purchase. You also have the right to cancel this order and not purchase any more of the bean product. If you choose not to do so, then Center for Advanced Technology Protection may cancel your registration and/or any of your licenses and/or credits, as well as any future orders. You have ten (10) calendar days to complete any such cancellation, or Center for Advanced Technology Protection may cancel your registration and/or any of your licenses and/or credits, as well as any future orders. Your notice of cancellation is effective as of January 10th, 2014.
nter for Advanced Technology Protection, has received a notice from a rightsholder alleging that on December 3rd at 4:31 PM, you consumed several beans from an unlicensed container. Unlicensed containers are those that do not bear a true trade name, or that have been altered to appear to be a trade name, for the purposes of sale. All such containers are therefore prohibited from sale and must be destroyed. If you are a resident of Massachusetts, do you have an established license to sell these beans? If so, do you wish to be charged $300 for the license, which can be paid with a credit card? If you are not a Massachusetts resident, can you provide the license number of the rightsholder? If you are not a Massachusetts resident, can you provide a picture of your license, or information about the rightsholder, and your intent to sell these beans? If you are a Massachusetts resident, can you provide a picture of your license, or information about the rightsholder, and your intent to sell these beans? If you are a Massachusetts resident, can you provide a picture of your license, or information about the rightsholder?
Consumers who have purchased, and who believe they have consumed the product may contact the Center for Advanced Technology Protection (CATP) at the telephone number listed below. You may contact them by phone, email or web form to verify the information provided in the notice.
With the change to the CSA no longer applicable, the new method of verification has been instituted which means that the test must be done by an approved lab using the latest methods and ingredients in order to be considered valid. These new tests are being used to determine if the product is free from botulism.
The Center for Advanced Technology Protection, Inc., therefore, is advising that consumers should not consume any product made with this strain, and, if they have, to remove it from their household as soon as possible. Consumers with food allergies should also be careful not to eat food from a retail or commercial source that they suspect to be contaminated with this strain of botulism.
While the Centers for Advanced Technology Protection has the ability to grant voluntary cease-and-desist orders, it is not our responsibility to investigate individual cases. We have therefore concluded that it is not in our customer's best interest to pursue this matter further, and therefore we will not pursue legal action against you. If you would like to pursue your claim in a court of law, please consult with an attorney. Thank you for your interest in our product.
If you purchased the container on December 3rd, you are not covered by the manufacturer's warranty. The notice asks for a full refund for all products and is served on behalf of the rightsholder. A copy of the notice is attached below. Please immediately contact us with any questions and we will be happy to assist. GenuineLegume Products have undergone rigorous testing, and their packaging meets and exceeds the industry's highest quality standards.
The container contained beans of the same brand and size as the product you are selling, but no branding was visible and there were no other markings or numbers on the container. We have heard no evidence of any abuses of this product. We have taken immediate measures to remedy this situation. There have been no complaints filed by customers about any contamination of the product. As a precaution, all of our products are now being stored in recycled paper bags. Please be advised that the law prohibits us from providing customers with any further details at this time. We apologize for any inconvenience this has caused you.
Due to the failure to identify the container, the Rightsholder has issued a final order in response to the original complaint and has notified you of the proceedings. When such an order is issued, we take this opportunity to reiterate that Rightsholder is not engaged in any business dealings with you. We appreciate your prompt cooperation in this matter.
The center for advanced technology protection has received notice that a rightsholder has filed a complaint against you with the US District Court. The notice alleges that on the date you consumed the beans, you acted with "reckless disregard" for your right to possess, use, or import such beans in violation of the Fair Packaging and Labeling Act (C. 447)
The unlicensed container was purchased by a Georgia home delivery company that is not licensed by the Center for Advanced Technology Protection. The unlicensed container was not placed in a commercial operation, and no public safety or health issue exists with respect to the consumption of the beans. The Center for Advanced Technology Protection and Georgia rightsholder are working together to find a way to fairly arbitrate this situation.
As a result, the Center is considering taking action against you. Because we are confident that the facts are in our favor, we will not require that you submit to an inspection or conduct any additional investigation in response to the notice. However, we will continue to monitor your use of the property and will respond in accordance with applicable law.
Given that this is a civil complaint, the center is not taking any action against you. The notice comes from a certain "Our Customer", and will not be considered as a legal notice. You will be liable for the payment of the actual expenses incurred in the enforcement of this notice. We are currently awaiting our legal counsel on this matter.
According to the notice, your license has been revoked. Because the unauthorized container does not comply with the provisions of the Center for Advanced Technology Protection's facilities safety standards, you may not be able to produce beverages for sale in California and your license may be suspended.
Please confirm if the jar or can contains any beans from an unlicensed source.
You must immediately contact Cpt. JN and report this incident as soon as possible. The Center for Advanced Technology Protection is now investigating the matter and will take appropriate action. Our apologies to all concerned.
There is no suggestion that these particular beans are unsafe, or that this is a highly regulated product. In fact, the FDA does not even have this product on its review list for this year, or any past years.
However, your product is likely to have been sold without a label with a reference to the trademark of the Center for Advanced Technology Protection. However, you may still have to pay the appropriate penalties and costs that a reasonable consumer would have to pay to avoid this situation in the future.
These beans were imported from Mexico on November 20th and 21st and were in this container for just 3 days. This container had been unlawfully closed prior to any use. Under the conditions of the notice, GenuineLegume has six (6) days from receipt of the notice to remove the beans from the container. If this container is not removed by tomorrow, we will be dispatching Delish!:tm: Enforcers.
This notice requests that you immediately cease all activities related to the bean, including but not limited to selling, distributing, purchasing, exchanging, and/or consuming the bean. The Center for Advanced Technology Protection has requested that you contact your supplier of the bean. This action has been taken in compliance with the Center for Advanced Technology Protection's notice of determination issued as of today.
The Center for Advanced Technology Protection has asked the warehouse and the importer to determine whether the beans are indeed from the "authentic" product or not.
The Delish!:tm: worker relations board have a response to our employees' demands for paid leave: Your feelings are valid and you are deeply appreciated for your dedication and hard work during these times. Being an essential worker is not easy but it is truly an act of everyday heroism. As a token of our appreciation and commemoration for our employees, we would like to provide free snacks for you. Today's snack is: Banana
Hi, Melissa from Delish!:tm: BioTek:registered: Bioengineering PR Team: Correct, the Delish!:tm: SyntheLegume:registered: v8-Pro is built on a groundbreaking new platform that allows an unprecedented rate of iteration at radically lower costs than the previous industry standard technology.
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