roflmao

        location /resize {
                alias /tmp/nginx/resize;
                set $width 150;
                set $height 100;
                set $dimens "";

                if ($uri ~* "^/resize_(\d+)x(\d+)/(.*)" ) {
                        set $width  $1;
                        set $height $2;
                        set $image_path $3;