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rudiedirkx / multiplayer.html
Last active August 29, 2015 14:07
<!doctype html>
<html lang="en">
<head>
<title>Multiplayer</title>
<meta charset="UTF-8" />
<meta name="viewport" content="width=300, height=500, initial-scale=1" />
<style>
* { box-sizing: border-box; font-size: 20px; font-family: arial; margin: 0; padding: 0; }
html { height: 100%; border: solid 20px black; }
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rudiedirkx / dabblet.css
Created October 12, 2014 23:12
Untitled
html, body, .container {
margin: 0;
height: 100%;
}
table {
width: 100%;
border-collapse: collapse;
}
th, td {
width: 33%;
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rudiedirkx / livelong.php
Created October 15, 2014 20:32
End request, but keep going (Apache)
<?php
_liveLongStart();
echo "Processing the hell outta everything....\n";
echo "\n";
echo "We'll email you as soon as this is done.\n";
_liveLongEnd();
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rudiedirkx / drupal.placeholder.js
Created October 24, 2014 10:59
Drupal placeholder polyfill
(function ($) {
Drupal.behaviors.placeholderScripts = {
attach: function(context, settings) {
/**
* Placeholder support
*/
if ( !('placeholder' in document.createElement('input')) ) {
function onFocus(e) {
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rudiedirkx / Lemmings.txt
Created October 24, 2014 22:13
Lemmings
http://www.elizium.nu/scripts/lemmings/
Fun
1. BAJHLDHBCL
2.
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rudiedirkx / drupal-dependencies.log
Last active August 29, 2015 14:15
Every 1.0s: php summary.php Wed Feb 18 00:12:37 2015
29 687 projects downloaded.
10 015 of those have a 7.x release.
Parsed 602 modules' dependencies.
167 of those have NO dependencies.
0 projects FAILED to download INFOS.
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rudiedirkx / websockets.bookmarket.js
Last active August 29, 2015 14:15
javascript:
(function() {
WebSocket.sockets || (WebSocket.sockets = []);
var s = WebSocket.prototype.send;
WebSocket.prototype.send = function(data) {
if (!this._oh) {
this._oh = 1;
WebSocket.sockets.push(this);
this.addEventListener('message', function(e) {
console.log('receive', e.data);
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rudiedirkx / youtube-zoom.bookmarklet.js
Created March 1, 2015 18:31
(function() {
var _x, _y;
function scroll(video) {
var x = _x / innerWidth;
var dx = 1.1 * (-innerWidth/2*x + innerWidth/4);
video.style.marginLeft = Math.round(Math.max(-innerWidth/4, Math.min(innerWidth/4, dx))) + 'px';
var y = _y / innerHeight;
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rudiedirkx / trace.js
Created March 7, 2015 20:47
function getTrace() {
try {
throw new Error;
}
catch (ex) {
var matches = [];
ex.stack.replace(/([^\s]+):(\d+):(\d+)/g, function(all, file, line, column) {
file = file.replace(/^[\s\(]/g, '');
matches.push({"file": file, "line": line, "column": column});
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rudiedirkx / page-load-time.bookmarklet.js
Created March 8, 2015 20:52
javascript:
alert("domready: " + (performance.timing.domContentLoadedEventEnd - performance.timing.navigationStart) + " ms\nonload: " + (performance.timing.loadEventEnd - performance.timing.navigationStart) + ' ms');
void(0);