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Install RiveScript, an artifical intelligence scripting language, for Python.
$ pip install rivescript
Shifty Eyes is an esoteric language inspired by this comment: http://codegolf.stackexchange.com/questions/74719/#comment181322_74719
The program is an arbitrary list of these four ASCII emoticons, either space or newline separated: