Sean Coates scoates

## salt_roots_sshd-mfa_init.sls
include:
    # for backports
    - apt

openssh6.6:
    pkg.installed:
        # backports; this number *will* change
        - pkgs:
            - openssh-server: 1:6.6p1-4~bpo70+1
            - openssh-client: 1:6.6p1-4~bpo70+1

## README.md

      
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              September 30, 2014 01:41
            
          
    WHAT?
<?php

function machine_forget(&$data) {
    $data = null;
}

$answer = 42;

  
## 0_reuse_code.js
// Use Gists to store code you would like to remember later on
console.log(window); // log the "window" object to the console

## keybase.md

      
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                Keybase
              
          
    Keybase proof

I hereby claim:

I am scoates on github.
I am scoates (https://keybase.io/scoates) on keybase.
I have a public key whose fingerprint is 8A45 6450 4355 2F7B FB92  5422 E905 36DD 957A 42BE

To claim this, I am signing this object:

  
## twitter_user_to_image
#!/bin/bash

# Usage: $0 username
#  e.g.:
# $ ./twitter_user_to_image coates
# https://si0.twimg.com/profile_images/1597362183/me.jpg

curl -sL http://twitter.com/$1 | grep profile_images | head -n1 | perl -p -e's/.*?http/http/;s/".*//;s/_bigger//'

## check_elb_healthy_hosts.py
#!/usr/bin/env python
"""
A nagios plugin for ensuring that load balancers have at least a certain
number of healthy nodes.

Usage:

Nagios Command:
    define command {
        command_name check_elb_healthy_hosts

## gist:5373086
alert('ownerened?')

## gist:5373010
alert('ownenated?')

## timeline
#!/usr/bin/env python

import time
from sys import stdin, stdout, argv, exit

try:
    if argv[1] == 'help' or argv[1] == '--help' or argv[1] == '-h':
        print "%s: times each line of stdin.\n  Optional parameter is a float of a threshold. (defaults to 2.0)" % argv[0]
        exit(255);
    else:

## gist:3355357
> db.runCommand({ findAndModify: 'assets', query: {$or: [ { "_id" : "4ff70c97c87a97bc7f000002" }, { "_id" : ObjectId("4ff70c97c87a97bc7f000002") } ]}, update: {$set: {private: true}}, new: true, upsert: false })
{
	"lastErrorObject" : {
		"updatedExisting" : true,
		"n" : 1,
		"connectionId" : 1317,
		"err" : null,
		"ok" : 1
	},
	"value" : {
	include:
	# for backports
	- apt

	openssh6.6:
	pkg.installed:
	# backports; this number will change
	- pkgs:
	- openssh-server: 1:6.6p1-4~bpo70+1
	- openssh-client: 1:6.6p1-4~bpo70+1
	// Use Gists to store code you would like to remember later on
	console.log(window); // log the "window" object to the console
	#!/bin/bash

	# Usage: $0 username
	# e.g.:
	# $ ./twitter_user_to_image coates
	# https://si0.twimg.com/profile_images/1597362183/me.jpg

	curl -sL http://twitter.com/$1 \| grep profile_images \| head -n1 \| perl -p -e's/.?http/http/;s/".//;s/_bigger//'
	#!/usr/bin/env python
	"""
	A nagios plugin for ensuring that load balancers have at least a certain
	number of healthy nodes.

	Usage:

	Nagios Command:
	define command {
	command_name check_elb_healthy_hosts
	#!/usr/bin/env python

	import time
	from sys import stdin, stdout, argv, exit

	try:
	if argv[1] == 'help' or argv[1] == '--help' or argv[1] == '-h':
	print "%s: times each line of stdin.\n Optional parameter is a float of a threshold. (defaults to 2.0)" % argv[0]
	exit(255);
	else:
	> db.runCommand({ findAndModify: 'assets', query: {$or: [ { "_id" : "4ff70c97c87a97bc7f000002" }, { "_id" : ObjectId("4ff70c97c87a97bc7f000002") } ]}, update: {$set: {private: true}}, new: true, upsert: false })
	{
	"lastErrorObject" : {
	"updatedExisting" : true,
	"n" : 1,
	"connectionId" : 1317,
	"err" : null,
	"ok" : 1
	},
	"value" : {