Goatse ASCII art that won't break your W3C validation. (The original used double-hyphens inside the HTML comment, which would not validate.)

goatse

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*|       `.             |         |       :     *
*`        |             |        \|       |     *
* \       | /       /  \\\   ____ \\       :    *
*  \      \/   ___~~          ~____| \     |    *
*   \      \__~                    ~__\    |    *
*    \_     \        _.______  .______\|   |    *
*      \     \______// _ ___ _ (_(__>  \   |    *
*       \   .  C ___)  ______ (_(____>  |  /    *
*       /\ |   C ____)/      \ (_____>  |_/     *
*      / /\|   C_____)       |  (___>   /  \    *
*     |   (   _C_____)\______/  // _/ /     \   *
*     |    \  |__   \\_________// (__/       |  *
*    | \    \____)   `____  ___'             |  *
*    |  \_          ___\       /_          _/ | *
*   |              /    |     |  \            | *
*   |             |    /       \  \           | *
*   |          / /    |         |  \           |*
*   |         / /      \__/\___/    |          |*
*  |           /        |    |       |         |*
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-->

This is either fantastic or horrible... I'm down for either.