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$LOAD_PATH.unshift File.dirname(__FILE__) + "/lib"

require 'chatterbot/dsl'
require 'pokerthing'

exclude "http://"               # block spam tweet
blacklist "jerkface, assbutt"   # block jerks or self

#debug_mode true

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# we are going to intentionally use the vanilla mongo driver
require 'mongo'
require 'nokogiri'
require 'open-uri'
require 'active_support/core_ext' # from rails

include Mongo
pages = Connection.new('localhost', 27017).db('loadtest').collection('pages')

wikipedia_page = "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Export/Ford_Motor"

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$LOAD_PATH.unshift File.dirname(__FILE__) + "/lib"

require 'chatterbot/dsl'
require 'pokerthing'

exclude "http://"               # block spam tweet
blacklist "jerkface, assbutt"   # block jerks or self

#debug_mode true

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# not exactly a pure cache, implements the lookup or expensive operation too
# probably needs to be decoupled

class Cache
  def initialize
    @cache = {}
  end

  def cache(name, values = {})
    if values = {}

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# sstephenson's prompt from rbenv

# - Set your Terminal.app theme to Basic
# - Set your Terminal.app font to 13pt Inconsolata
# - Set your ANSI Color for Normal White(7) to Tin (Crayons tab in color picker)
# - Put this at the end of your .profile
# - Help me figure out what his exact font is because it's not Inconsolata.

function parse_git_dirty {
  [[ $(git status 2> /dev/null \

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!!!!!!!!0[0].+(2)[0][2e2].^(6).%(4)#|   <('-'<) Kirby loves trolling?
# => true

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require 'tempfile'
require 'open-uri'

url = "http://www.kernel.org/pub/linux/kernel/v3.x/ChangeLog-3.1"
tmp = Tempfile.new('foo')
# while this is running in irb, check out /tmp/foo*

open(url) do |f|
  f.each_line {|line| tmp.write line}
end

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a = [10, 20, 30, 40, 50]

# each stage along the way:
# >>  a.each_with_index.collect {|value,index| {index => value <= 30} }
# => [{0=>true}, {1=>true}, {2=>true}, {3=>false}, {4=>false}]
#
#   .select {|h| h.invert.has_key?(false) }
# =>  [{3=>false}, {4=>false}]
#
#   .collect {|h| h.keys}.flatten

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# need jruby
# need stanford-corenlp in a directory somewhere
# untar it, cd into it

# irb innvocation for more memory happy:
# jruby -J-Xmn512m -J-Xms2048m -J-Xmx2048m -J-server -S irb

require 'java'
require 'stanford-corenlp-2011-09-16.jar'
require 'stanford-corenlp-2011-09-14-models.jar'

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# Instructions for OSX likely to be brew install based, have not tried

# $ sudo apt-get install libtool
# $ sudo aptitude install liblink-grammar4-dev
# runs on regular ruby not jruby-1.6.5 (tested)
# $ gem install linkparser

# set putty or whatever to width of 128
dict = LinkParser::Dictionary.new( :screen_width => 128 )
sent = dict.parse( "People use your mom for all kinds of nifty things." )