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"No-name manufacturer uses cheap parts! How could they, when [non-knockoff manufacturer] uses high quality parts!"
"Knockoff CPU maker skimps on performance, lies on tests!"
"Here's a look at another iPad knockoff, it's actually a POS for [variable reason]!"
"Look at this awful new chip! They've written software for it to try and hide the fact that it's awful. This method has merit."
"Here's the benchmark score for a knockoff tablet; despite the fact they've gamed all previous benchmarks with fake scores, I'm going to pay attention to this time!"