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$ units

You have: 40 rods/hogshead
You want: mpg
	* 0.001984127
	/ 504

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.glitch:after {
animation: glitch-animation 5s infinite linear alternate-reverse;
background: #fff;
clip: rect(0, 900px, 0, 0);
color: #222323;
content: attr(data-text);
left: 50%;
transform: translateX(-49%);
overflow: hidden;
position: absolute;

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' | perl -0777ne '@_=map{ord($_)-31}/\S/g;while(@_){$a=pop@_;$a<32&&$a!=10&&
($l=$a,$a=pop@_);$l=print chr($a)x$l}'

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mdrisco1@zedo$ curl -O https://tls13.ulfheim.net/files/hkdf.sh
  % Total    % Received % Xferd  Average Speed   Time    Time     Time  Current
                                 Dload  Upload   Total   Spent    Left  Speed
100  1623  100  1623    0     0   5565      0 --:--:-- --:--:-- --:--:--  5577

mdrisco1@zedo$ mv hkdf.sh hkdf

mdrisco1@zedo$ chmod a+x hkdf

mdrisco1@zedo$ cat <<'EOF' > /tmp/runme

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echo '+LN4B+BA$mgA/B+'\
'BAjnbjnA.B+BAfdzscA$'\
'BovgAtbxAAB+BAA*opdg'\
'feA$B+BD#A)fqpiAjA$B'\
'+BD#A2B+LN4L"' |perl -ne '
@_=map{ord($_)-33}/\S/g;
while(@_){$a=pop@_;$a
<32&&$a!=10&&($l=$a,$a=pop
@_);$l=print chr($a)x$l}'

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Hello, Michael Driscoll

You sent $xxx.00 USDto First Last

YOUR NOTE TO First Last

Happy Birthday!

Transaction Details

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< wpo> you're a typical cynical computerman goon with taste, rapidly evolving into an ulf in both life and your job
< wpo> you get promoted to senior software engineer
< wpo> and your wife, who you married years ago because you thought she could hang and she knew more about (insert sperghole here), buys you that shirt unironically
< wpo> what do you do
< wpo> you consider that maybe she bought it ironically but she wrapped it with a card saying "so proud hun!!". it confuses you because not two days prior she went on an extended rant about her coworker, and how she has it in her headcanon that "he's into vore and it should be okay because it's 2017 but he did it for all the wrong reasons" and you can't reconcile
< wpo> the woman you love with the fact that she bought this shirt
< wpo> actually come to think of it, this is probably the reaction she was after
< wpo> thinking it must be a joke, you walk into your garage and are shocked to see a stick figure family on your back windshield. is this real? is anythin

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---.-- Thinking of Maud you forget everything else.--More--
|{....  Michael Driscoll <fenris@lightspeed.net>
|.d.@|  Student of ChemEng at CSM                       typedef ipv4 long;
------          ipv4 **home_page_pointer = (ipv4 **)http://frob.base.org/;

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var result;
if (dev.isBored() || job.sucks()) {
  result = searchJobs({flexibleHours: true, companyCulture: "💯"});
}
result.then(function(newJob) {
  headHunter.reply(newJob, "Thanks but no.");
});
// A career site that's by developers, for developers

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SOURCE=$(wildcard *.cpp)
OBJS=$(patsubst %.cpp,%.o,$(SOURCE))

all: yourbin

.cpp.o:
	$(CXX) $(CXXFLAGS) -o $@ $<

yourbin:
	$(CXX) $(CXXFLAGS) -o $@ $(OBJS) $(LDFLAGS)