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dont_do_this.md

Pleae don't do this

Hello is this tef?

Yes. Who is this?

David

Who?

David (slowly and patronizingly)

Who is this, it's 8 am?

David (even slower this time)

Do you know what time it is, it's 8 am

You're a bad programmer. Good programmers would be awake right now, good programmers don't go to bed until 3 or 4 am.

Who is this? Why are you phoning me? I don't recognize who you are.

I just watched your YouTube talk and I was wanting to create something with you

I don't take offers from strangers over the phone and I don't appreciate being woken up. Goodbye.

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