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Comprehensive list of programmer jokes

How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. But then the whole house falls down.

How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. That is a hardware problem.

How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

This is a known issue. When we installed the lightbulb we knew it had a finite TTL.

How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

marick

OK. Slightly - slightly - less half-baked thoughts about devops.

At the time of the Agile Manifesto, Agile's big competitor was the Rational Unified Process (RUP). It was a process that was tailorable to any situation. But it required tailoring to any given situation.

The intro to XP Explained was a breath of fresh air because it sharply limited its scope: small teams, requirements in flux. Then it said, prescriptively: such teams should do these N things, learn to do them really well, and leave all the "well, we're special because..." for later.

hfreire

# Install QEMU OSX port with ARM support
sudo port install qemu +target_arm
export QEMU=$(which qemu-system-arm)

# Dowload kernel and export location
curl -OL \
https://github.com/dhruvvyas90/qemu-rpi-kernel/blob/master/kernel-qemu-4.1.7-jessie
export RPI_KERNEL=./kernel-qemu-4.1.7-jessie

# Download filesystem and export location

Manu343726

# Install quemu, docker, etc
yaourt -S qemu qemu-user-static binfmt-support

# The quemu-user-static AUR package is outdated and broken. The .deb package they pull is no longer in the ubuntu repository.
# Edit the PKGBUILD and use qemu-user-static_2.4+dfsg-3_amd64.deb (With SHA1 sum "84d83a16c60c82b6c579f2f750b04a3ac26c249b")

# Enable ARM emulation
update-binfmts --enable qemu-arm

ScotterC

#!/bin/sh

# Called by "git push" after it has checked the remote status,
# but before anything has been pushed.
#
# If this script exits with a non-zero status nothing will be pushed.
#
# Steps to install, from the root directory of your repo...
# 1. git config --global init.templatedir '~/.git-templates'
# 2. mkdir -p ~/.git-templates/hooks

tbelaire

#!/bin/bash

cat all.json |
# curl 'http://www.khanacademy.org/api/v1/videos/localized/all' |
jq -r '
[
.[] |
  {
    title,
    en_id:.youtube_ids["en"],

dy-dx

# shellcheck shell=bash
# shellcheck source=/dev/null
[[ -s "$HOME/.profile" ]] && source "$HOME/.profile" # Load the default .profile
[[ -s "$HOME/.fzf.bash" ]] && source "$HOME/.fzf.bash"

export NVM_SYMLINK_CURRENT=true
export NVM_DIR="$HOME/.nvm"
[ -s "$NVM_DIR/nvm.sh" ] && . "$NVM_DIR/nvm.sh"  # This loads nvm
[ -s "$HOME/.asdf/asdf.sh" ] && . "$HOME/.asdf/asdf.sh"
[ -s "$HOME/.asdf/completions/asdf.bash" ] && . "$HOME/.asdf/completions/asdf.bash"

dopiaza

#!/bin/bash

# Usage: slackpost <token> <channel> <message>

# Enter the name of your slack host here - the thing that appears in your URL:
# https://slackhost.slack.com/
slackhost=PUT_YOUR_HOST_HERE

token=$1

Blackshawk

I've been a MacPorts user for quite awhile now. There was nothing religious about the decision - on my first day of work I was handed a new Macbook Pro and proceeded to set up a development environment. Tried to, anyway. While I'd been an avid Mac user for most of my life I'd never actually used it for serious web development - I did some small work back in the 90's but that was the days of OS9 and it was all un-Unixy. Long story short: I was a newb at developing on OSX.

Being an Ubuntu user, I was pretty spoiled by apt-get. After about three mintues of trying to compile stuff myself I marched back into my boss's office and asked if there was a package manager for OSX. He directed me to the Mac Ports website and I left extremely relieved. I think I ran across Homebrew at some point but I never explored it further.

For about three months this was satisfactory. MacPorts works well enough but it has a habit of annoying you at certain intersections. The biggest problem, though, was that the rest of the wo

textarcana

# Enable syntax-highlighting in less.
# Last tested on CentOS 6.3.
#
# First, add these two lines to ~/.bashrc
#     export LESSOPEN="| /usr/bin/src-hilite-lesspipe.sh %s"
#     export LESS=" -R "

sudo yum -y install boost boost-devel ctags

wget http://springdale.math.ias.edu/data/puias/unsupported/6/x86_64/source-highlight-3.1.6-3.puias6.x86_64.rpm