Trying to install anything from Visual Studio in a Docker container

README.md

All of these commands print nothing and return immediately. They were all executed in a container built from the Dockerfile:

> docker build . -t sandbox
> docker run --rm -it sandbox

Clearly I'm just shooting in the dark here.

Dockerfile

FROM mcr.microsoft.com/dotnet/framework/sdk:4.8

# Use the latest release channel.
ADD https://aka.ms/vs/16/release/channel C:\TEMP\VisualStudio.chman

# Download the Visual Studio Build Tools bootstrapper.
ADD https://aka.ms/vs/16/release/vs_buildtools.exe C:\TEMP\vs_buildtools.exe
# Download the Visual Studio Community bootstrapper.
ADD https://aka.ms/vs/16/release/vs_community.exe C:\TEMP\vs_community.exe

vs_buildtools.bat

# Using the Visual Studio Build Tools installer to install Visual C++

cmd /S /C C:\TEMP\vs_buildtools.exe --help

cmd /S /C C:\TEMP\vs_buildtools.exe --wait --norestart --installPath C:\BuildTools --channelUri C:\TEMP\VisualStudio.chman --installChannelUri C:\TEMP\VisualStudio.chman --add
Microsoft.VisualStudio.Workload.VCTools

cmd /S /C C:\TEMP\vs_buildtools.exe --wait --norestart --installPath C:\BuildTools --channelUri C:\TEMP\VisualStudio.chman --installChannelUri C:\TEMP\VisualStudio.chman --add
Microsoft.VisualStudio.Workload.VCTools || IF "%ERRORLEVEL%"=="3010" EXIT 0

start "" /wait C:\TEMP\vs_buildtools.exe --wait --norestart --installPath C:\BuildTools --add Microsoft.VisualStudio.Workload.VCTools

START "" /WAIT C:\TEMP\vs_buildtools.exe --wait --norestart --installPath C:\BuildTools --add Microsoft.VisualStudio.Workload.VCTools

vs_community.bat

# Using the Visual Studio Community installer to install Python

cmd /S /C C:\TEMP\vs_community.exe --wait --norestart --installPath C:\Python --add Component.CPython3.x64

cmd /S /C C:\TEMP\vs_community.exe --wait --norestart --add Component.CPython3.x64

cmd /S /C C:\TEMP\vs_community.exe --wait --norestart --installPath C:\Python --channelUri C:\TEMP\VisualStudio.chman --add Component.CPython3.x64

cmd /S /C C:\TEMP\vs_community.exe --wait --norestart --installPath C:\Python --channelUri C:\TEMP\VisualStudio.chman --add Component.CPython3.x64 || IF "%ERRORLEVEL%"=="3010"
EXIT 0

cmd /S /C C:\TEMP\vs_community.exe --wait --norestart --installPath C:\Python --channelUri C:\TEMP\VisualStudio.chman --installChannelUri C:\TEMP\VisualStudio.chman --add Compo
nent.CPython3.x64 || IF "%ERRORLEVEL%"=="3010" EXIT 0