this script lets twitter tell u that ur a piece of shit in real time

pieceofshit.py

from __future__ import unicode_literals

from twython import TwythonStreamer, TwythonError
import time
import pyttsx

# too lazy to ask twr for handle. u put ur handle here
MY_HANDLE = 'thricedotted'

# im shitty so i put my credentials in a plain file lol
with open('./.twittertest') as f: exec(f.read())

# if ur not shitty, put ur credentials here
#api_key = ''
#api_secret = ''
#access_token = ''
#access_token_secret = ''

# tts engine shit whatever
engine = pyttsx.init()
engine.setProperty('voice', 'english-us')
engine.setProperty('rate', 100)
engine.startLoop(False)

# ugh
def exclude_word(word):
    return any(x in word for x in ('@', 'http'))


class ShitStreamer(TwythonStreamer):
    def on_success(self, data):
        if 'text' in data:
            # skip retweets
            if data['text'].startswith('RT'):
                return

            # skip own tweets/DMs
            if data['user']['screen_name'] == MY_HANDLE:
                return

            elif '@' + MY_HANDLE in data['text'].lower():
                #print("Mention received")
                #print(utterance)
                utterance = ' '.join(w for w in data['text'].split() if not exclude_word(w)) + ", you piece of shit."
                engine.say(utterance)
                engine.iterate()

    def on_error(self, status_code, data):
        print(status_code)

shitstream = ShitStreamer(api_key, api_secret, access_token, access_token_secret)
shitstream.user()