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  1. tonymorris revised this gist Mar 23, 2021. 1 changed file with 2 additions and 2 deletions.
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    while:

    `0800` is ambiguous, because there are many different moments of `0800` around the world.
    `0800` is ambiguous, because there are many different moments of `0800` around the world. A reader, independent of their location, is unlikely to be able to determine which time you have communicated.

    Sometimes the UTC reference datum is called Zulu time and is specified with a suffix of the capital letter `Z`. This too, is acceptable.

    For example:

    `0800Z` is a moment in time that is unambiguous. It is `0800` at zulu time, or UTC.
    `0800Z` is a moment in time that is unambiguous *(date notwithstanding)*. It is `0800` at zulu time, or UTC. A reader, in any location, is now able to comprehend which time you have communicated.

    Do not say, `0800 Fantasia time`. Since, this risks being ambiguous. Does Fantasia run daylight savings adjustments throughout the year? Are they running right now? Are they running on the date of your specified time? This specification of time is at high risk of failure. Use UTC (equivalent GMT) or zulu time, or some other, unambiguous reference datum that your reader is certain to understand, or easily able to come to understand.

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    # Code of Conduct


    ### Technical

    Never use Scala. Not even then.

    If you see someone using Scala, take educational measures, not punitive. Help them be better.

    ### Communication

    ##### Times
  3. tonymorris revised this gist Jan 27, 2021. 1 changed file with 1 addition and 1 deletion.
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    Importantly, omit these steps from the after take-off checklist:

    1. Open cockpit door.
    2. Climb onto aircraft wing in to achieve Leave the snake alone dick head.
    2. Climb onto aircraft wing in an effort to achieve Leave the snake alone dick head.

    ### Disputes

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    1. Leave the snake alone dick head.

    ### Snakes while flying

    If you are flying an aeroplane, particularly during a critical phase, and a snake appears in the cockpit, follow these steps:

    1. Leave the snake alone dick head. If unable e.g. the snake won't leave you alone, then make friends with the snake.
    2. Continue to fly the aeroplane.

    Importantly, omit these steps from the after take-off checklist:

    1. Open cockpit door.
    2. Climb onto aircraft wing in to achieve Leave the snake alone dick head.

    ### Disputes

    Disputes that have failed to resolve by typical methods of resolution are terminated and ultimately determined by a game of Table Tennis.
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    * IATA codes are for throwing exceptions. Use ICAO.

    ### Please Don't Say Just Hello In Chat

    * See http://www.nohello.com/ for the protocol.

    ### Media

    * The 2008 remake of Get Smart starring Steve Carell does not exist.
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    * Do not eat at the kebab shop. You might die.
    * Do not take the drug Phenylephrine. It is the oil that comes out of snakes.

    ### Maintaining extensions of existence

    Don't leave everything you own at the pub, especially your own existence.
  7. tonymorris revised this gist Feb 8, 2019. 1 changed file with 2 additions and 2 deletions.
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    * IATA codes are for throwing exceptions. Use ICAO.

    ### Get Smart
    ### Media

    The 2008 remake of Get Smart starring Steve Carell does not exist.
    * The 2008 remake of Get Smart starring Steve Carell does not exist.

    ### Health & Safety

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    * IATA codes are for throwing exceptions. Use ICAO.

    # Get Smart
    ### Get Smart

    The 2008 remake of Get Smart starring Steve Carell does not exist.

  9. tonymorris revised this gist Feb 8, 2019. 1 changed file with 4 additions and 0 deletions.
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    * IATA codes are for throwing exceptions. Use ICAO.

    # Get Smart

    The 2008 remake of Get Smart starring Steve Carell does not exist.

    ### Health & Safety

    * Do not eat at the kebab shop. You might die.
  10. tonymorris revised this gist Oct 20, 2018. 1 changed file with 1 addition and 1 deletion.
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    ##### Phrasing

    Specific phrasing may be used within the team for efficiency and disambiguity. This phrasing is consistent with AirServices Australia Aeronautical Information Package (AIP) General (GEN) 3.4 COMMUNICATION SERVICES. The AIP General can be found here: http://www.airservicesaustralia.com/aip/current/aip/general_16AUG2018.pdf Search this document for the string `"4.9Phonetic Alphabet"`, which will take you to approximately page 276, and to the following sections:
    Specific phrasing may be used within the team for efficiency and disambiguity. This phrasing is consistent with AirServices Australia Aeronautical Information Package (AIP) General (GEN) 3.4 COMMUNICATION SERVICES. The AIP General can be found here: http://aip.aviation.tmorris.net/latest/nodate/aip/current/aip/general.pdf Search this document for the string `"4.9Phonetic Alphabet"`, which will take you to approximately page 276, and to the following sections:

    * 4.9 Phonetic Alphabet
    * 4.11 Transmission of Numbers
  11. tonymorris revised this gist Sep 12, 2018. 1 changed file with 1 addition and 1 deletion.
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    ##### Phrasing

    Specific phrasing may be used within the team for efficiency and disambiguity. This phrasing is consistent with AirServices Australia Aeronautical Information Package (AIP) General (GEN) 3.4 COMMUNICATION SERVICES. The AIP General can be found here: www.airservicesaustralia.com/aip/current/aip/general_24MAY2018.pdf Search this document for the string `"4.9Phonetic Alphabet"`, which will take you to approximately page 271, and to the following sections:
    Specific phrasing may be used within the team for efficiency and disambiguity. This phrasing is consistent with AirServices Australia Aeronautical Information Package (AIP) General (GEN) 3.4 COMMUNICATION SERVICES. The AIP General can be found here: http://www.airservicesaustralia.com/aip/current/aip/general_16AUG2018.pdf Search this document for the string `"4.9Phonetic Alphabet"`, which will take you to approximately page 276, and to the following sections:

    * 4.9 Phonetic Alphabet
    * 4.11 Transmission of Numbers
  12. tonymorris revised this gist Sep 12, 2018. 1 changed file with 4 additions and 1 deletion.
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    Disputes that have failed to resolve by typical methods of resolution are terminated and ultimately determined by a game of Table Tennis.

    ### Location Reporting

    * IATA codes are for throwing exceptions. Use ICAO.

    ### Health & Safety

    * Do not eat at the kebab shop. You might die.
    * Do not take the drug Phenylephrine. It is the oil that comes out of snakes.

  13. tonymorris revised this gist Jun 19, 2018. 1 changed file with 1 addition and 1 deletion.
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    ##### Phrasing

    Specific phrasing may be used within the team for efficiency and disambiguity. This phrasing is consistent with AirServices Australia Aeronautical Information Package (AIP) General (GEN) 3.4 COMMUNICATION SERVICES. The AIP General can be found here: www.airservicesaustralia.com/aip/current/aip/general_01MAR2018.pdf Search this document for the string `"4.9Phonetic Alphabet"`, which will take you to approximately page 271, and to the following sections:
    Specific phrasing may be used within the team for efficiency and disambiguity. This phrasing is consistent with AirServices Australia Aeronautical Information Package (AIP) General (GEN) 3.4 COMMUNICATION SERVICES. The AIP General can be found here: www.airservicesaustralia.com/aip/current/aip/general_24MAY2018.pdf Search this document for the string `"4.9Phonetic Alphabet"`, which will take you to approximately page 271, and to the following sections:

    * 4.9 Phonetic Alphabet
    * 4.11 Transmission of Numbers
  14. tonymorris revised this gist May 23, 2018. 1 changed file with 1 addition and 1 deletion.
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    ### Health & Safety

    * Do not eat at the kebab shop. You might die.
    * In Australia, our pharmacies sell unproven treatments. This is sad. One of those is a supposed decongestant called Phenylephrine. It has no medical benefit. It is an effort to replace a different drug called Pseudoephedrine, which does have a medical benefit. Pseudoephedrine is also often used in the manufacture of illicit drugs. Consequently, pharmacies will try to sell you Phenylephrine. Say not to this and request Pseudoephedrine. The pharmacist will look at you suspiciously, and may even ask some inappropriate questions. Sorry. However, whatever you do, do not buy Phenylephrine. It's almost as bad as eating a kebab.
    * Do not take the drug Phenylephrine. It is the oil that comes out of snakes.

  15. tonymorris revised this gist May 18, 2018. 1 changed file with 3 additions and 1 deletion.
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    ### Health & Safety

    Do not eat at the kebab shop. You might die.
    * Do not eat at the kebab shop. You might die.
    * In Australia, our pharmacies sell unproven treatments. This is sad. One of those is a supposed decongestant called Phenylephrine. It has no medical benefit. It is an effort to replace a different drug called Pseudoephedrine, which does have a medical benefit. Pseudoephedrine is also often used in the manufacture of illicit drugs. Consequently, pharmacies will try to sell you Phenylephrine. Say not to this and request Pseudoephedrine. The pharmacist will look at you suspiciously, and may even ask some inappropriate questions. Sorry. However, whatever you do, do not buy Phenylephrine. It's almost as bad as eating a kebab.

  16. tonymorris revised this gist May 8, 2018. 1 changed file with 1 addition and 1 deletion.
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    ##### Phrasing

    Specific phrasing may be used within the team for efficiency and disambiguity. This phrasing is consistent with AirServices Australia Aeronautical Information Package (AIP) General (GEN) 3.4 COMMUNICATION SERVICES. The AIP General can be found here: https://www.airservicesaustralia.com/aip/current/aip/general.pdf Search this document for the string `"4.9Phonetic Alphabet"`, which will take you to approximately page 271, and to the following sections:
    Specific phrasing may be used within the team for efficiency and disambiguity. This phrasing is consistent with AirServices Australia Aeronautical Information Package (AIP) General (GEN) 3.4 COMMUNICATION SERVICES. The AIP General can be found here: www.airservicesaustralia.com/aip/current/aip/general_01MAR2018.pdf Search this document for the string `"4.9Phonetic Alphabet"`, which will take you to approximately page 271, and to the following sections:

    * 4.9 Phonetic Alphabet
    * 4.11 Transmission of Numbers
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    > "We'd better go to the pub - it's Friday somewhere!"
    ### Snakes

    Someone once said that snake encounters are dangerous. Do not believe this sentence. Believing it will kill you.

    To survive a snake encounter, follow these very simple steps.

    1. Leave the snake alone dick head.

    ### Disputes

    Disputes that have failed to resolve by typical methods of resolution are terminated and ultimately determined by a game of Table Tennis.
  18. tonymorris revised this gist Oct 17, 2017. 1 changed file with 4 additions and 0 deletions.
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    > "We'd better go to the pub - it's Friday somewhere!"
    ### Disputes

    Disputes that have failed to resolve by typical methods of resolution are terminated and ultimately determined by a game of Table Tennis.

    ### Health & Safety

    Do not eat at the kebab shop. You might die.
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    ### Friday

    By order of George Wilson, a public bar must be visited on Fridays, as they occur in UTC+10.
    By order of George Wilson, a public bar must be visited on Fridays, for the duration of all Fridays in all places.

    > "We'd better go to the pub - it's Friday somewhere!"
    ### Health & Safety

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    ### Friday

    By order of George Wilson, a public bar must be visited on Fridays.
    By order of George Wilson, a public bar must be visited on Fridays, as they occur in UTC+10.

    ### Health & Safety

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    If not, your time is ambiguous and you need to disambiguate further.

    ### Friday

    By order of George Wilson, a public bar must be visited on Fridays.

    ### Health & Safety

    Do not eat at the kebab shop. You might die.

    ### Phrasing
    ##### Phrasing

    Specific phrasing may be used within the team for efficiency and disambiguity. This phrasing is consistent with AirServices Australia Aeronautical Information Package (AIP) General (GEN) 3.4 COMMUNICATION SERVICES. The AIP General can be found here: https://www.airservicesaustralia.com/aip/current/aip/general.pdf Search this document for the string `"4.9Phonetic Alphabet"`, which will take you to approximately page 271, and to the following sections:

    @@ -52,7 +44,12 @@ Specific phrasing may be used within the team for efficiency and disambiguity. T
    * 4.12 Transmission of Time
    * 4.13 Standard Words and Phrases

    Other sections of the AIP GEN 3.4, such as call signs and readback requirements, are not within scope.

    ### Friday

    Other sections of the AIP GEN 3.4, such as call signs and readback requirements, are not within scope.
    By order of George Wilson, a public bar must be visited on Fridays.

    ### Health & Safety

    Do not eat at the kebab shop. You might die.
  22. tonymorris revised this gist Aug 2, 2017. 1 changed file with 2 additions and 2 deletions.
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    ### Phrasing

    Specific phrasing may be used within the team for efficiency and disambiguity. This phrasing is consistent with AirServices Australia Aeronautical Information Package (AIP) General (GEN) 3.4 COMMUNICATION SERVICES:
    Specific phrasing may be used within the team for efficiency and disambiguity. This phrasing is consistent with AirServices Australia Aeronautical Information Package (AIP) General (GEN) 3.4 COMMUNICATION SERVICES. The AIP General can be found here: https://www.airservicesaustralia.com/aip/current/aip/general.pdf Search this document for the string `"4.9Phonetic Alphabet"`, which will take you to approximately page 271, and to the following sections:

    * 4.9 Phonetic Alphabet
    * 4.11 Transmission of Numbers
    * 4.12 Transmission of Time
    * 4.13 Standard Words and Phrases

    The AIP General can be found here: https://www.airservicesaustralia.com/aip/current/aip/general.pdf


    Other sections of the AIP GEN 3.4, such as call signs and readback requirements, are not within scope.

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    ### Health & Safety

    Do not eat at the kebab shop. You might die.

    ### Phrasing

    Specific phrasing may be used within the team for efficiency and disambiguity. This phrasing is consistent with AirServices Australia Aeronautical Information Package (AIP) General (GEN) 3.4 COMMUNICATION SERVICES:

    * 4.9 Phonetic Alphabet
    * 4.11 Transmission of Numbers
    * 4.12 Transmission of Time
    * 4.13 Standard Words and Phrases

    The AIP General can be found here: https://www.airservicesaustralia.com/aip/current/aip/general.pdf

    Other sections of the AIP GEN 3.4, such as call signs and readback requirements, are not within scope.

  24. tonymorris revised this gist Jul 24, 2017. 1 changed file with 1 addition and 1 deletion.
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    For example:

    `0800 UTC+9` on a specific day is a moment in time that is unambiguous. It might communicated on 26 April 1993 as:
    `0800 UTC+9` on a specific day is a moment in time that is unambiguous. It might be communicated on 26 April 1993 as:

    `199304260800+09:00` which indicates the year (`1993`), followed by the month (`04`), the day (`26`), then the local time (`0800`) and then the timezone in which that time occurs (`09:00` 9 hours ahead of UTC).

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    ### Friday

    By order of George Wilson, a public bar must be visited on Fridays.

    ### Health & Safety

    Do not eat at the kebab shop. You might die.
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    # Code of Conduct


    ### Technical

    Never use Scala. Not even then.
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    # Code of Conduct

    ### Technical

    Never use Scala. Not even then.

    If you see someone using Scala, take educational measures, not punitive. Help them be better.

    ### Communication

    ##### Times
    @@ -8,7 +14,9 @@

    For example:

    `0800 UTC+9` is a moment in time that is unambiguous.
    `0800 UTC+9` on a specific day is a moment in time that is unambiguous. It might communicated on 26 April 1993 as:

    `199304260800+09:00` which indicates the year (`1993`), followed by the month (`04`), the day (`26`), then the local time (`0800`) and then the timezone in which that time occurs (`09:00` 9 hours ahead of UTC).

    while:

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    A simple thought experiment is to assume that the reader of your specified time is on the Moon at the time of receipt. They also see your email written on the ground in the moon dust; they have no specific software that will attempt to disambiguate (and often get it wrong!). Now ask, does this person know what time you just specified?

    If not, your time is ambiguous and you need to disambiguate further.


    ### Friday

    By order of George Wilson, a public bar must be visited on Fridays.
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    For example:

    `0800 UTC+9` is a moment in time that is unambiguous.
    `0800 UTC+9` on a specific day is a moment in time that is unambiguous. It might communicated on 26 April 1993 as:

    `199304260800+09:00` which indicates the year (`1993`), followed by the month (`04`), the day (`26`), then the local time (`0800`) and then the timezone in which that time occurs (`09:00` 9 hours ahead of UTC).

    while:

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    Never use Scala. Not even then.

    If you see somemone using Scala, take educational measures, not punitive. Help them be better.
    If you see someone using Scala, take educational measures, not punitive. Help them be better.

    ### Communication