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• 16 December 2020: Thanks to our times, the students of the USSR can understand the 1930s much better. The show trials, the recanting, everything makes sense. You even get why Stalin cared about culture and the media so much. Lenin said that the movies are the most important Communist weapon!
• 13 December 2020: VC Carol: “Deck the halls in lots of money”
• 12 December 2020: Biritsh scientists discovered that Robin Hood robbed the rich because the poor didn’t have shit.
• 11 December 2020: who said you can't learn anything here?
• 10 December 2020: What you need to know -- some people create shit sounding official, calling themselves arbiters of truth -- they publish texts starting with "what you need to know" -- their logic ends with a reference to other quacks -- only thing you need to know, tell them go fuck themselves
• 10 December 2020: your H1-B is denied
• 10 December 2020: Pro tip: if they told you you are too aggressive, promising to beat them up unless they apologize might lead to surprise outcomes.
• 10 December 2020: "Lies, damn lies, and 10x engineers." #StalinCodeQuotes
• 4 December 2020: Happy #MothersDay! Whether they're near or far, make and send Mom a little piece of art from your ❤️in today's #GoogleDoodle 💌
• 3 December 2020: please help me get likes on twitter
• 3 December 2020: December Holidays
• 26 November 2020: AKA billionaire erections!
• 23 November 2020: The whole VC racket is amazingly structured around selling smart engineers on the idea they are somehow idiots and instead of fixing bugs must pursue the magical “product-market fit”, a Trojan horse concept specifically invented by VCs for VCs to pose as unheard of experts on it.
• 19 November 2020: A prerecorded conference is like prechewed food or preshitted poop.
• 18 November 2020: Fun quotes from conference feedback, answering the question "list the three talks you liked the least": -- pretty much every talk -- did not dislike enough talks (the vast majority loved most of the talks:)
• 18 November 2020: If Jeffrey Toobin's way of coping with the zooms is wrong, what's yours?
• 17 November 2020: Funny how some handles breathe social-political fire and then emit a squeaky awww about some substandard work of pseudo-literature or a ridiculous cartoon or a rather codswallopy motion picture installment being released.
• 17 November 2020: Funny how some handles breathe social-political fire and then emit a squeaky awww about some substandard work of pseudo-literature or a ridiculous cartoon or a rather ridiculous motion picture installment being released.
• 17 November 2020: Why is going up only under Democrats?
• 17 November 2020: How about inviting Vlad and Igor Co to actually distribute the leases. Vlad invites the applicant to cancel their lease. Igor just looks on, sullenly. If there’s a pause, Igor asks, “what will it take, really?”, yawning and stretching his enormous Afghanistan-scarred physique.
• 17 November 2020: Meet your new Polish teacher Seth!
• 15 November 2020: Men.
• 15 November 2020: If something is free, the product is you.
• 15 November 2020: 5G bitch.
• 14 November 2020: In academia, doublecrossing and backstabbing are your key tools! I hope you have enough friends among the admins.
• 14 November 2020 (live): ah the beauty of tenure, expecting to live out the decades of academic idyll in the same nirvana!
• 14 November 2020 (live): The last session of a 12+ hour day, and I've read "Scala REPL" as "Scala Perl".
• 14 November 2020: #RussianHumor Doctor: -- next! Patient comes in. Doctor: -- Undress please. Patient undresses. Doctor: -- Dress up please. Patient: -- But... Doctor: -- Your hearing is fine, thank you! Next.
• 13 November 2020: "Send us money Elon Musk" -- scientists
• 13 November 2020: The support for US multinationals is usually organized as two options: The Glorious United States of America and Canada: call kazakhstan and other Borat countries: kowtow to submit a vellum petition
• 10 November 2020: This is not a way to talk to your mother, Frank.
• 9 November 2020: Putin stages PPV @WWE match between Trump and Snowden on the NYE
• 6 November 2020: Successful startup founders surround themselves with great money sucking sycophants.
• 6 November 2020: Any 100% verifiable source to binary path for a smartphone with guaranteed OS non-intercept for TCP/IP? -- compiler bootstrapped from source -- binaries with no dependencies -- OS compiled from source ...asking for a GRU friend.
• 5 November 2020: OK losers, hope you get it this time.
• 5 November 2020: "With Credible dot com you can save hundreds of dollars on your student loans a month." With Vlad NoPaysky dot ru, you can get rid of all loans completely. Let 'em talk to Vlad. No pay, no nothing.
• 5 November 2020: With Credible dot com you san save hundreds of dollars on your student loans a month. With Vlad NoPaysky dot ru, you can get rid of all loans completely. Let 'em talk to Vlad. No pay, no nothing.
• 5 November 2020: If you are on Medicare, you're eligible for additional benefits. Additional benefits you're eligible for: * being shot through from a cannon
• 4 November 2020: #RussianHumor Biden wakes up in the morning. -- Congratulations, Joe! You won. -- Won what? -- Elections! -- What elections?
• 4 November 2020: The pollsters will be strung up on the Washington Monument on Friday.
• 4 November 2020: Go cry in a tuple, val.
• 4 November 2020: I'm gonna disappoint y'all, but watching needle tremble is not "community".
• 3 November 2020: Hitler refused all honorary doctorates, and so could you.
• 3 November 2020: ...and all the machines are whirring, blinking, and running on not-Python. No Python in the OS. None in the networking protocols. 0 Python inside DNS. Nothing in SSL. Absolutely pythonless ssh. The API is not Python either, nor it powering a scary "Kubernetes" or "Docker".
• 3 November 2020: Let us all pray for #Python folk tonight. What if they go into the night as ignorant as they started? Having never seen the light? Not knowing what's behind those cute notebooks--the mysterious machines, running inside machines on top of other machines, connected to machines?
• 2 November 2020: In Soviet India, Shiva writes in you.
• 29 October 2020: Fomo Aquinas
• 29 October 2020: Some Catholicism right there
• 29 October 2020: I’ve not followed but I remember he posted dating ads and he lived in his MIT office. Looked just like another lonely geek.
• 29 October 2020: On your butt!
• 29 October 2020 (live): If you want to learn databases, learn programming.
• 29 October 2020: sad bastards tried
• 29 October 2020: Pro-life and pro-LGBT rights. A thoughtful guy. She’s so out of line.
• 29 October 2020:
• 29 October 2020: Senator @MariaCantwell asked @sundarpichai whether a @google engineer who "was not nice to her" is still employed. Something like "Blanc Lamoine". What is the actual name of the engineer? Can we all ensure they are not fired because of a senator asking?
• 29 October 2020: He could have made mistakes because of being on a specter. I never, in a million years, believe he hurt a single human being in his life. He did not deserve the hostility and firing from MIT because if some emails. We could be more human than that. Can we?
• 29 October 2020: In 1991, I met RMS when he spoke at the Soviet Unix User Group. He came with a backpack full of food to the stage, saying "I heard you have no food here." He cane to hide GNU tapes in Russia in case of a nuclear war so OSS survives. He does not deserve to be cancelled, people.
• 29 October 2020: It's very important to understand that a lot of "political" action here is bullying. The underlying ideology does not matter to the bullies. Their friends fall in line out of fear. They bully others into submission as their primary instinct. You should never submit to them.
• 29 October 2020: I am deeply worried many French people are ready to die fighting radicalized fanatics they admitted as refugees. That's not OK. I hurt for my French friends. France is a beacon of freedom. Macron stands up to Putin and Erdogan. All freedom loving people should support France
• 29 October 2020: Good to know about @NumFOCUS. Jeremy is the most humble, humane, and kind person in the field. He worked tirelessly to include women, URMs, and students from all walks of life in his teaching. We expect an apology from you, @NumFOCUS. I’m sure @samcharrington has an opinion too!
• 29 October 2020 (live): Geez
• 29 October 2020: Человек и пароход Протестирует байт-код Бородатенький девопс Скажет, вылитый Стив Джобс!
• 29 October 2020: It was a huge Schrock to me to learn US Indians perpetuate the caste system here. What can be done to disabuse the wannabe Brahmins of this idea?
• 29 October 2020: She'd made up all the crap the suckers were fretting about, without any evidence, blindly believing idiotic authorities who knew no better. Imagine thousands of man-years wasted speculating about it, at al levels of the society, because people wanted something paid for to be true
• 29 October 2020 (live): I'm quite sure as a creative writer she's just made up the parts of the Steele dossier that dogged this country for four years.
• 29 October 2020 (live): When I was in Moscow in 2007, I met @navalny, @kshn, and Olga Galkina. Olga was a young journalist working in PR, a part of the creative class of young Muscovites writing about a new Russia. Everything was possible. She's a good woman, a mom now. Today:
• 28 October 2020: Another great day in California!
• 28 October 2020: Dude in the US people would kill for an opportunity to drop off their kids anywhere, naked or otherwise.
• 28 October 2020: Hunter Biden. Is Nice!
• 21 October 2020: In which you stumble upon your good ol' devrel friend you thought were at Google forever, and they are PMing it hard in some millennial startup nobody has heard about and they do big data for ML like the rest of them.
• 20 October 2020: Leni ReifenStahl
• 16 October 2020: 2025. Commuters going on BART returning to Castro Valley from SF shoot down in the zombie crowds from overpasses.
• 16 October 2020: Can any reasonable person read this article by @ggreenwald and not agree with him on the gravity of Twitter and Facebook censoring journalistic content? Glenn is a global treasure, an unimpeachable voice of reason broadcasting from an edge of a Mordor.
• 16 October 2020: With all due respect, how do you even discipline a fucking dumbass kid who dumps the Mac with secret shit in a random shop. How do you even begin to contemplate this. No wonder the dad says he doesn’t talk about it because he’s fed up. He knows he’d die of an apoplectic stroke.
• 15 October 2020: Breaking news of the day: Twitter bans the news that Bunter is superconductive at room temperature.
• 15 October 2020: Breaking news if the day: Twitter bans the news that Hunter Biden is superconductive at room temperature.
• 14 October 2020: The real tragedy of America is when a nice guy called Todd who likes hiking and you thought was kinda your friend turns out the same behind the scenes corporate backstabber as the rest of them. Beware of a Todd, folks. You never know what they’re gonna do. Don’t assume he’s OK.
• 14 October 2020: 60% hire the pigeon catcher. I’m more content now about my son’s job prospects. He amazed the people of Prague, Serralunga d’Alba, Oslo, St Petersburg and other global cities and towns by his deft catching of their pigeons. The Russian ones out the most right.
• 14 October 2020: Noticing you as a leader in software industry, we connected with you repeatedly in order to offer our services, leading you on the path towards Digital Transformation with AI. Unable to endure your obstinate silence, we are coming with a yak, to be offered as a conjugal congress.
• 14 October 2020: If Dalai Lama sang like Beyonce, our pop wisdom would be so much deeper.
• 14 October 2020: It would really help if people stopped talking into my TL staring at me from their effin monologue videos. Others are eating here. Thanks.
• 14 October 2020: True, you can meet this archetype with a very different set of wires. But the efficiency and clarity of purpose is mesmerizing for a confused Barbarian like myself.
• 14 October 2020: But I am in awe of that American woman archetype. They exude amazing clarity that is accumulated from the prophets. Every immigrant facing her feels illegal, and basically I want to surrender to the police for being unAmerican just looking at her.
• 14 October 2020 (live): Possible!
• 14 October 2020: Disregarding the ideology, I want to be reincarnated as a Judge Barrett. Why, do you ask? She is a fit mother of seven who not only has retained her sanity, but is actually able to deal with a bunch of self-important dudes all day long, and maintain that strict teacher persona.
• 14 October 2020: When a zen monk dies, the llamas let all his autopayments expire by themselves.
• 13 October 2020: Origianalism is a venerable legal tradition in the US.
• 13 October 2020 (live): How to hire candidates Take them to an outside lunch place with lots of pigeons. If they suddenly reach to grab a pigeon,
• 12 October 2020: A fantastic writeup on hiring by @spakhm, who keeps killing it with his defmacro substack!
• 12 October 2020: #SovietHumor A couple in bed. -- Igor, say something I'll never forget. -- My grandfather, a Thrice Hero of the Soviet Union, died on this very bed.
• 12 October 2020: If you don't like California, get the fuck out East fast between these majestic hills until all you can see is a last trace of the sunset above. We'll enjoy it properly behind the Sierras.
• 12 October 2020: Modern medicine exterminated TB in the majority of the civilized countries
• 12 October 2020: No idea
• 12 October 2020: It’s only cancel culture if it comes from the Reichscancellery region of Germany. Otherwise it’s just gaslighting asshollery.
• 9 October 2020: Joe Schmoe, explore relevant opportunities with the Gestapo
• 9 October 2020: Toxic lighting gas hole of ass.
• 9 October 2020: Is American Jesus the best Jesus?
• 6 October 2020: My reply to @travisbrown, who tries to cancel communities and people. Please don't: read it and talk to me, on Zoom, in person, and I promise to do whatever it takes to achieve understanding.
• 6 October 2020: The new name of the EskimoPie will be GöbbelsPie. After all Göbbels is dead and cannot get offended, nor anyone else will get offended for him.
• 28 September 2020: @textfiles I met Tim as a Harvard provocateur doing Web Ecology. I met @internetarchive via @marc_smith with whom we taught 200 Swedes Sociology at @UCBerkeley. What a small world.
• 24 September 2020: A hilarious approach where you get SMS spam from political campaigns and reply you support the opposite candidate and want their hypocritical BS org to go to hell.
• 24 September 2020 (live): Good thinking. Some folks better stay nameless, as they are faceless.
• 24 September 2020: Do you get a feeling sometimes that you need to write a huge @medium post detailing everything weird that has happened to you in the last few months, with names, etc., regardless of what it will entail?
• 23 September 2020: Putin’s new gadget is an AI tank. You point it at an Instagram photo and KGB airborne stealth plane drops the tank a mile away and it soon uploads the “after” shit.
• 23 September 2020: Swedish Fish is what you may stumble upon on Chatroulette
• 23 September 2020: -- Mein Führer! The Barbarossa bot reports: You got a new follow from... Stalin! -- Cancel them, Göbbels.
• 21 September 2020: Do would need a PhD To create a Touch ID?
• 21 September 2020: "Types are not what they imply," -- sad Nan Any-None, President of Data Liberation, a loose, decentralized coalition of digital anarchy movements.
• 21 September 2020: Correction: very fun!
• 21 September 2020: ICE should deport people who refuse to use rewards as a matter of principle.
• 21 September 2020: An abuse fighting AI presentation with 100 slides, one DP/slide
• 21 September 2020: Give me a fucking break ffs
• 21 September 2020: Passing all the rich car towns...
• 20 September 2020: If someone had a condition where eyes or teeth were growing in their butt, would it still be dentistry and ophthalmology?
• 20 September 2020: Have it occurred to you that the mere fact that you have a newly redesigned website is not sufficient enough to bring it to out attention on its own?
• 16 September 2020: The 13" MBP says, "my master is getting around, and not as a PM".
• 16 September 2020: Global Schmorming.
• 16 September 2020: An app that checks a sender for whether they insulted you anywhere. If they did, it composes a reply: You slighted me five times, as follows: ... Now you come to me. I am sitting in my house, reading the flaccid email you sent me, you, who insulted me so despicably, so wrong.
• 15 September 2020: I begin to understand Hitler and Stalin...:)
• 15 September 2020 (live): mine is quiet...
• 14 September 2020 (live): About this Mac This is a good Mac. Hey, it's a great Mac. Actually, the best Mac you ever had. Lots of RAM, lots of SSD, fits into a small bag. You can still kill enemies with it. Not a bad Mac at all.
• 13 September 2020: There’s no truer and more reliable engineer than @JeffDean. I’m bowled over how he is possible and is consistently consistent and effective and humble in all his public output.
• 12 September 2020: School: Show us both sides of your sofa. Student: (shows) School: There are skid marks on your sofa.
• 12 September 2020: I miss Ada!:). But GNAT made the best possible choice to make it eternal. Do you do any Ada, or remember it from time to time these days? I wrote to Jean Ichbiah a few years before he passed and he said he was writing Ads on Windows for fun...
• 12 September 2020 (live): This thread is music to my ears. I was a high school kid in the USSR who fell in love with Ada from books and wrote to compiler companies in the US begging for one. I got 5.25” inch diskettes with R&R one! And I read about @Grady_Booch in books... Who knew we’ll all meet here!
• 12 September 2020: The International Whitespace Tribunal Outlaws YAML for crimes against sanity. Two alternatives are allowed for programming the cloud: — SCSI — HDMI
• 12 September 2020: The new Sigma Art 85mm/1.4 lens in L-mount is truly something.
• 11 September 2020: Window sign: “The Lives that don’t smash these effin windows matter too.”
• 11 September 2020: Kaul Prugman
• 9 September 2020: The class action suit to make them pay for all the time lost reinstalling all rarely used apps and the sleepless nights spent trying to remember how to undo that feature.
• 7 September 2020: What gender is this
• 7 September 2020: We went to the World Trade Center when it still was there and while waiting in line, she talked to an African-American guard, like one of her people. The guy turned to me, a nerdy Russian Jewish immigrant, and said, "Enjoy her. She is a true American." This is what's needed.
• 7 September 2020 (live): I would celebrate someone who invests into adopting a culture.
• 7 September 2020: Say you identify with a culture more. You like the style, the dresses, the braids. Why do you have to stop at something?
• 7 September 2020: Say you are a perceptive young woman who grew up in a multi-racial household and you for some reason identify with a different race. I know an Irish-Jewish woman who is observant and was brought up by an African-American jazz musician. She is truly American. All cultures.
• 7 September 2020: I'm probably out of my element, but I feel Jessica Krug, identity scientist, did something very cool which should be celebrated, not cancelled. So here's a question. I hope it's OK to ask. If it's fine to move along the gender axis, why is it different along the race axis?
• 7 September 2020: Meeting this gaze, I want to say, — Alexy present!
• 7 September 2020: a cloud mortuary?
• 7 September 2020: Australians and New Zealanders are rarely seen on Zoom in Silicon Valley because everyone is like, fuck me, they are GMT +10, we are GMY -8, WTF does it mean? Let them write an email it's beer o'clock in Los Gatos.
• 5 September 2020: However, Nord Stream must be kept separate of this. Russia and Europe are bound to coexist, and the energy exchange will continue under the Beautiful Russia of Tomorrow that Navalny wants to build.
• 5 September 2020 (live): This came up in the "Navalny Act" proposal in the @nytimes, a great idea:
• 5 September 2020 (live): American habit of making up awkward acronyms that should mean something is so touching. "Defending American Security From Kremlin Aggression Act, or DASKA" is probably a memory of someone's Russian girlfriend called Daška. E.g. Roman Abramovich's,
• 5 September 2020: "Fundamentally, all people want to live like me, and be like me. I turned out quite alright, dontcha think?"
• 4 September 2020: Pro tip for managers doing 1:1s: “I understand empathy and shit but I’m not a ducking Dalai Lama” is not likely to come across as leveling.
• 2 September 2020: Offshoring ad: "Do you have some time on Tuesday to hop on a quick call?" My name is Gaurav and I approve this message.
• 2 September 2020: When are we getting our fucking works back?:(
• 2 September 2020: Incarcerate them in Tasmania as in the old days? Make them work in quarantine?
• 2 September 2020: The Russian spy in the @NYT was uncovered when he used the byline “For the Sake of Fuck”.
• 1 September 2020: Dasha is a patron of arts, she has a gallery in Moscow and loves music. Can't people just accept the fact that Kanye is a great artist with a global following? Nick Cave and Leonard Cohen were also playing Moscow, along with Elton John and U2 and many others... Oh, Solomon.
• 31 August 2020: What will be @PeteButtigieg's cabinet portfolio? Wrong answers only.
• 31 August 2020: As Russian Americans, who care about the future of this country, where our children are born and live, we bring our own cultural and historic contributions, just life African Americans . Some of them are: -- Radical left leads to corruption and violence -- Censorship is bad
• 31 August 2020: In the USSR we lived with duplicitous censorship by a leftist state masquerading as speaking for the people without a mandate, which is what you are doing. Similarly, smearing politicians as enemies of the people without evidence, as you're doing. We do not like unrest, either.
• 31 August 2020: Solomon, you're mixing up a normal Russian American response to your favorite conspiracies. Approving selective censorship in the name of preventing vote suppression is your opinion, most people want neutral Twitter. @TulsiGabbard is a veteran and elected congresswoman. Etc.
• 31 August 2020: Two days later, we went to see Hitler's personal car salesman, Jakob Werlin, and got one. He wrote in his diary that day, "My Mercedes is a dream!"
• 31 August 2020 (live): When the Nazis were poised to win a big chunk of the vote, German industrialists met with Hitler and donated to the party. The same day, Goebbels went to the Berlin International Auto Expo. He wrote in a diary, "what wonderful vehicles! A Mercedes, it's what I want some day."
• 31 August 2020 (live): ... When the local communists spotted his car they shot at it. Hitler shot back, and Goebbels, from the passenger seat, admired how good a shot Hitler was even when driving. All of it apparently was considered a par for the course in those elections, with street battles.
• 31 August 2020 (live): Just a reminder that everything political does revert back to Hitler. Hitler gave hundreds of speeches during the key election year of 1932. He'd put on his driving helmet, load his revolver, and speed in his Mercedes convertible to the meetings around the countryside...
• 31 August 2020: ... When the local communists spotted his car they shot at it. Hitler shot back, and Goebbels, from the passenger seat, admired how good a shot Hitler was even when driving. All of it apparently was considered a par for the course in those elections, with street battles.
• 31 August 2020: Just a reminder that everything political does revert back to Hitler. Hitler gave hundreds of speeches during the key election year of 1933. He'd put on his driving helmet, load his Mauser, and speed in his Mercedes convertible to the meetings around the countryside...
• 30 August 2020 (live): Hitler’s First Hundred Days book examines the gradual slide to a dictatorship through street violence. Nazis and Communists clashes in the streets via their storm troops. Order groups like Stahlhelm took sides. The state was weak. It must have acted.
• 30 August 2020: How do Presidents masturbate? Can they? What do the Presidential historians say?
• 29 August 2020: This is what Russians what to enjoy, America, not messing with your elections.
• 28 August 2020: What a fantastic performance by @ChrisMacchio last night, live!
• 28 August 2020: @MacchioTenor what a fantastic performance tonight. Inspiring. Rousing. Heartfelt. Ecstatic! More please, come to San Francisco when the world reopens!
• 28 August 2020: But seriously there was a freakin opera singer in the white house tonight and the series of tubes is silent on his name. How can we find out who he was?! Who has googlefoo? bing mojo?
• 28 August 2020: How can all the Koreans fit into such a small place? Looks like Manhattan on a map. And where can all the Samsung and LG gear be stored there until Americans buy and install it in their houses? Like giant washers and dryers and fridges? Where?!#GeographyWonders
• 28 August 2020: Who was the opera singer at the White House? That was a phenomenal, rousing, great performance. Google is failing me...
• 28 August 2020 (live): Nessun Dorma and Shrek! USA! No matter what, I love America. Americans are people purest at heart, no matter what they want to say about each other. Such a fragile concept, to believe in yourself. Don't lose it.
• 28 August 2020: a reasonable proximity to riots is OK
• 28 August 2020: If you have a family with kids, and live in America in a city with the riots happening, do you feel safe today, and do you feel like your concerns are discussed in the national media?
• 28 August 2020: Every day in America shit is set on fire and people shoot each other with the guns they can buy in a supermarket. Families feel no less safe because of it. Defunding the police solves it. Let's talk about Russia and how it will interfere in our elections to make us less safe.
• 28 August 2020: He is not wrong!
• 28 August 2020: CaaS, for Claustrophobia as a Service
• 28 August 2020: Also interesting how masks complicate the subsequent identification of looters.
• 28 August 2020: Heydrich was an early adopter of Hey by the actual name of Drich.
• 27 August 2020: In the same way they totally hushed up the videos where the mobs beat up business owners.
• 27 August 2020: After all the kids voted, some parents join in.
• 27 August 2020: Instructive how completely MSM avoids this. They literally are at a loss for words. Is this “BLM”?
• 27 August 2020: At what age have your kids first started to ask you “dad, can you please shut up” in public spaces?
• 27 August 2020: The beauty of Tambrams beating Donald Trump with facts, fire of knowledge burning in their eyes, is exciting. It's like thousands of years and Bhagavad Gita itself rising over the Himalayas and Sri Lanka, the Pacific Rim giants walking over to to crush the ignorant.
• 27 August 2020: I wonder if it can tell you to be nicer to your kids when you are upset. That would be a killer feature. Also if it could tell you not to rage-tweet.
• 27 August 2020: What team is this
• 27 August 2020: I think a lot if not most, of the misunderstandings and rage and useless arguments on this site come from those who have never managed other, nor lead in some way. And probably know they are not good with people. Perhaps just not wired for it, so they mix up text and meaning.
• 27 August 2020: A Twitter genre, angst and self-righteousness from people who have no clue about people.
• 27 August 2020: At least you are not an Ezra Klein.
• 26 August 2020: and you got the nerve... the nerve to tell me... you did a #blockchain startup... a blockchain on #javascript... a blockchain startup on #javascript... in my house?
• 26 August 2020: at least two bosses in the room!
• 26 August 2020: So, you choose #JavaScript for your startup... And you come here... You come here, into my house... You come into my house... You show me no respect... And you expect me to give you... And you expect me to give you... "money"?
• 26 August 2020: I am a monoaxial American.
• 26 August 2020: If you are, furthermore, afraid even to engage with that poll, like this tweet! Retweet if you disagree with everything.
• 26 August 2020: Do you want your boss to look like this?
• 26 August 2020: People who make malicious fun of Slavic American accents, implying those who have them are somehow inferior, are racist pieces of shit.
• 26 August 2020 (live): if you are afraid to engage with the above tweet, you can do so anonymously in this poll!
• 26 August 2020: Hey @mvs_us_en your site is not secure, it's using http even when it asks for anti-corruption tips!
• 26 August 2020: Global history fun image of the day: This was Hunter's boss at Burisma who paid him $80K/month. He is wanted by the Ukrainian police on the corruption charges. (Official Wanted notice on their site)... is the Interior Ministry.
• 26 August 2020: Global history fun image of the day: This was Hunter's boss at Burisma who paid him $80K/month. He is wanted by the Ukranian police (officila Wanted notice on their site!)...
• 25 August 2020: Koren Post tracking pro tip: if you obfuscate sender as (an example) km jong un -- I have an idea what km means.
• 25 August 2020: we sat ourselves at the table and ordered a frog and a snail!
• 25 August 2020: always a sound strategy! frog-eating mouthfuls.
• 25 August 2020: Is a parody?
• 25 August 2020 (live): I pronounced scissors s-kissors and my first American g/f was enchanted
• 25 August 2020: The SOMA Killer apartment photos
• 24 August 2020: Rich Hickey DESTROYS your pet shit, a series
• 24 August 2020: Chapter 3. If you are old, and live in the United States of America, it’s never too late either. We start a new life at 60 here every day.
• 24 August 2020: Chapter 2. You are young and it’s not too late to learn the real shit.
• 24 August 2020: Introduction to Statistics, Machine Learning, Software Engineering, and DevOps for Data Scientists. Chapter 1. Data Science is a scam.
• 23 August 2020: Value capture was accrued By a guy who’s dumb and rude. #VCchronicles
• 23 August 2020: When will the Nuremberg J2EE trial begin?
• 22 August 2020: (However, Olive Garden welcomes them.)
• 22 August 2020: After the crabapple trees are removed from the Rose Garden, both Red Lobster and Apple cancel the White House developer accounts.
• 22 August 2020: -- Also, on this expense report, what's that "Movie" at the Khabarovsk Marriott at 11pm?
• 22 August 2020: Fun fact: after carefully studying how democracy goes down South, Canada adopted its own slogan, Eh pluribus unum.
• 22 August 2020 (live): -- How many times should I tell you, don't use a var, Nikita. -- Well shoot me, Iosif Vissarionovich. -- Very funny. Here, made it into a val for you.
• 22 August 2020: Anyone sufficiently familiar with Ukraine is OK to vote as Eurasian. That includes Poles and Russians (and all ex-Soviets) worldwide.
• 22 August 2020: Sorry Australians...
• 22 August 2020: For the future President it’s a rather significant episode, don’t you think? Most folks in the country where it happened clearly see what it means. But here it’s all fine?
• 22 August 2020: This is what @McFaul calls whataboutism. We have to have a clear explanation of what happened to Hunter regardless of Trump, Putin, or anyone else. We never heard it neither from dad, nor from son, nor from any investigative body, yet.
• 22 August 2020: This is what @McCaul calls whataboutism. We have to have a clear explanation of what happened to Hunter regardless of Trump, Putin, or anyone else.
• 22 August 2020: Do you think that Hunter Biden received 80K/month for a board job where the only qualification was his last name is relevant to the US/Ukraine relations if his dad is elected President, and we received clear and satisfactory explanation of what it implied? Eurasians vs Americans:
• 22 August 2020: Yeah a good dad!
• 22 August 2020 (live): The only deal was to keep the owners out of jail using dad. A good deal!
• 22 August 2020: I was shocked when a candidate for Biden’s cabinet, known for standing against Russian corruption, went into an all-alarm mode when I asked whether it has a strong whiff of corruption. I had to delete those tweets for the risk of being defamed. This is how dangerous it it now!
• 22 August 2020: True directors are respectable specialists who work on a board. This is not it at all, moreover, it is shameful to pretend it does not matter.
• 22 August 2020 (live): Ask any Russian or Ukrainian what they think of this. The only people avoiding the truth are Americans at this point. Disgraceful.
• 22 August 2020: I missed Ben Stiller’s speech at the DNC. Did he explain how Hunter was paid $80K/month for an oil company board job in Ukraine?
• 22 August 2020: It’s really terrifying how one can achieve results fast and correct having forgotten 90% of everything and never learning 80% of it in the first place. Scala is awesome, sbt is great. Forget an IDE, counting lines in vi suffices.
• 22 August 2020: VCs rise, unite, and put together US Post Money Office cc @VCBrags
• 22 August 2020: I just parsed some XML in Scala after years of not remembering XML in a flash and picked juicy bits with regexes too. If you put me to the wall I will still code fine for money. You cannot kill the skill. All coding is a map reduce really. Remember the glue and copy patterns.
• 19 August 2020: It was accelerated by the Khmer Rouge and Mao, distilling its meaning into a trivialized brutality.
• 19 August 2020: It shows the viciousness of the state persecuting the others, inflicting pain and suffering as a meaning of the re-education process.
• 19 August 2020: This is from the diary of a Jew married to an Aryan, so it took the state almost to the end to send him to the concentration camp — he survived the Dresden bombing and escaped, to publish his diary. The moment when he has to bring his cat to the Nazis is somehow the worst.
• 19 August 2020: Meanwhile, the Cancel Culture in Nazi Germany, the Jews are slowly deprived of more and more: — surrender your Aryan domestic help — surrender your jobs and business — give up cars and driving — surrender your pets — surrender your house, property, and move to the ghetto — die.
• 19 August 2020: He barely had any idea of what’s happening. Chernenko could not meet with the voters so his speech in a stand awaited them instead.
• 19 August 2020: Brezhnev was also nominated by carefully curated “simple people across the land.” Workers and peasants holding piglets and rye and kids from sea to the tundra.
• 19 August 2020: I lived through Brezhnev and Chernenko, most of you have no idea what it was. This is an extremely sad spectacle. Russian Americans have fairly good historical context on cancel culture, radical left and demented nominal leadership that follows, so sorry to rain on your parade.
• 19 August 2020: Saying “the Emperor is naked and demented.” But she fell in line in a moment.
• 19 August 2020: I thought for a moment here’s an honest young woman speaking her mind, reflecting what the majority of the sane people think.
• 19 August 2020: Just like the 17th Congress of the All-Union Communist Party (Bolsheviks). Allegedly, the majority of the delegates voted for Kirov, not Stalin. They were identified via handwriting expertise and most shot over the next 4 years. Stalin was elected with an overwhelming margin.
• 19 August 2020: At the 17th Congress of the All-Union Communist Party (Bolsheviks). Allegedly, the majority of the delegates voted for Kirov, not Stalin. They were identified via handwriting expertise and almost shot over the next 4 years. Stalin was elected with an overwhelming margin.
• 19 August 2020: ... 1956: Khrushchev denounces Stalin. Mao splits with the USSR because of it. ... 1987: Gorbachev starts reopening, canceling cancel culture. ... 1991: USSR collapses.
• 19 August 2020: 1932: Many of the mild offenders rearrested, fired for good. Many sent far from Moscow. 1934: Kirov shot, Stalin begins Grand Terror. 1935-37: Show trials. Rearrested dissidents shot. 1940: Trotsky assasinated. WWII unfolds. 1941: Hitler attacks USSR, that shot its best people.
• 19 August 2020: 1932: Many of the mild offenders rearrested, fired for good. Many sent far from Moscow. 1934: Kirov shot, Stalin begins Grand Terror. 1935-37: Show trials. Rearrested dissidents shot. 1939: Trotsky assasinated. WWII begins. 1941: Hitler attacks USSR, that shot its best people.
• 19 August 2020: Timeline of Cancel Culture in the USSR. 1924: vigorous debates. Lenin dies. 1928: Stalin unseats Trotsky through careful bureaucracy process. 1930: Wrong views are condemned in the press, their holders are fired. If they recant they can still get poorly paying jobs far away.
• 19 August 2020: On August 16, the world celebrated the only major battle where Lenin and Bolshevism were defeated, and communist hordes pushed back into Eurasia.
• 19 August 2020: This is the only reasonable person in the room there.
• 19 August 2020: As Basho famously wrote: All episodes are now streaming. But you are not. Read a book. Scoot!
• 19 August 2020: Tom Friedman. Op-Ed: Will the 2020 be the end of Tom Friedman?
• 19 August 2020: His name is Kurt. He uses a WWII lamp-powered walkie-talkie to radio the SBT HQ and say, "ok, we're good to go... the bytes are squeezing into the series of tubes now."
• 19 August 2020: "Anderson Cooper has a heated exchange with a CEO of MyPillow, in which he is almost strangled with a pillow" -- fake news Twitter!
• 18 August 2020 (live): When you see this for a few minutes and wonder, what's going on, Getting org.scala-sbt sbt 0.13.8 (this may take some time)... -- someone calls a retired custodian at Anachronistic Media in Berkeley, who starts his Vespa on a third attempt, and scoots over to the tape library.
• 17 August 2020: “A Republic. If you can keep it, Bitch.” — Benjamin Franklin, unpushed git stashes
• 17 August 2020 (live): “That’s de joy for ya.”
• 17 August 2020: DeJoy will end up like Gaddafi.
• 17 August 2020: Compare obsequious fawning coverage of Kamala, which rivals Pravda — surpasses it in fact, done by smart US millennials — to the Bernie coverage. That’s given Bernie did not try to withhold exonerating evidence from death row inmates’ defense. And a crazy Jew is diversity too!
• 15 August 2020: The deplorables are only real if they come from the De Les Prolab region of France, otherwise they are just assholes.
• 15 August 2020: Putin: you will pay with your face, comrade.
• 15 August 2020: Al CapitalOne
• 15 August 2020: Russian Startup: a mafia-operated drive-thru car wash around the target’s address with an unfortunate accident.
• 15 August 2020: Hitler sitting in the bunker in Berlin. Marshal Zhukov artillery reverberating. Hitler opens Twitter: “I can’t believe what trash Red Army community is!”
• 14 August 2020: Citi bank email: Correction: we fuck you in any market, not the other way, %username%.
• 14 August 2020: Does a hold harmless agreement cover a situation where you hold someone harmlessly by the legs out of a window and ask them to share certain information, in which case the contract to hold harmless is established insofar as the information is forthcoming?
• 14 August 2020: @nicklovescode do you worry about that?
• 14 August 2020: And that bookworm kids who loved language and philosophy, armed with computers, will take human communication apart to leave it a lifeless toy?
• 14 August 2020: Who knew that #NLProc will destroy human language?
• 13 August 2020 (live): you're uncommonly blazing fast for an Italian!:)
• 13 August 2020: I bet @dhh locked himself in the bathroom to read the Epic complaint.
• 13 August 2020 (live): Plaintiff Epic Games, Inc. (“Epic”), by its undersigned counsel, alleges, with knowledge with respect to its own acts and on information and belief as to other matters, as follows: NATURE OF THE ACTION 1. In 1984, the fledgling @Apple computer company released the Macintosh...
• 13 August 2020 (live): Fortnite's layers are Drinker & Co. Apple's lawyers are @Cravath.
• 12 August 2020: Cookie policy UI: -- We are using cookies. -- Your choices:
• 12 August 2020: Have you tried to turn it off and on, Joe?
• 11 August 2020: Doggo
• 10 August 2020: Hired a marketing team to run this! New profile: Tweets signed by Dr. Khrabrov marked --AK. Thank you everyone for your replies, your concerns are our prioroity. -- Mark H.
• 8 August 2020: I can never get over how strangely not there you were when we had lunch there. I hope to learn one day what actually transpired. Wonder if lunch will ever be served there again too.
• 8 August 2020 (live): Per closure
• 8 August 2020: 3 wetback monads
• 8 August 2020: Confluent should trademark “Kafkaesque” and sue the shit out of postmodernism.
• 6 August 2020: The @nytimes: What the Video of the Beirut Explosion Tells Us About the Blast It was a big blast. A huge fuckin blast man. A monster of a blast. Boy what a blast it was. Good we were not there dude. What a blast. Jeez.
• 6 August 2020: + optional historical sins
• 6 August 2020: +
• 6 August 2020: RT @BraneRunner: @ConStelz Chinesenbewältigung ist vielleicht viel wichtiger als die sogenannte Vergangenheitsbewältigung 😂
• 6 August 2020: Zabit Magomedsharipov wrote to the UFC that he wants to fight the world champion. How can you refuse this cute face?
• 5 August 2020: Idea: a bit that once in a while replies to a random person with, How can you really say that?!
• 31 July 2020: I wonder whether those who join Twitter mobs that claim to care about free speech, community, and its safety, will condemn this. Roundly.
• 31 July 2020: The technical talk with @adamfraser was long anticipated and gathered a worldwide audience. Fortunately @SalarRahmanian moved the talk to Google Meet and everyone went there, and the talk was restarted. The global audience made their own judgment about (1) quality (2) politics.
• 31 July 2020: Tonight the opponents of @jdegoes zoombombed @sfscala with porn and such. This is all you need to know about their professed love for — free speech — safety/comfort/well/being of others in the community
• 28 July 2020: Idea for a conference name: Monadophobia By the Bay
• 26 July 2020: Which is of course what this site is good for, not a reasoned debate arena under a well-defined set of risks devoid of a mob rule. Which is what a court of law is.
• 26 July 2020 (live): Most of the replies show those easing a ridiculous meaning into a mistranslation have formed prejudged notions, and basically shows everything about this case — not studying sources, weak linking of transitive collocations with endorsements, etc. Just labels instead of meaning.
• 26 July 2020 (live): Nobody among the people in hand denies that fact that it exists, is wrong, and must be condemned. The German lawyer letter’s point on “false concept” was quickly and wrongly interpreted as if the concept does not exist, which is laughable and tells all about jumping to conclusion
• 26 July 2020: The thought leaders compelled to perpetuate a lame meme are pathetic don’t at me
• 23 July 2020: If you thought your can’t retweet this, you were wrong.
• 23 July 2020: Russian-Australian Cover of the Lube hit: Вомбат Батяня Батяня Вомбат
• 20 July 2020: Ewww!
• 20 July 2020 (live): What’s more tragic? Discovering ___ at 49, where ___ ==
• 18 July 2020: Your new board member @lpolovets
• 16 July 2020: The crux of the moment in the US is epitomized by the radicals who force people to take a political position in any tech community or company. They say, like Stalin in 1937, you're either with us, or against us. To Eastern Europeans who ask to be left alone, they say, no, choose.
• 15 July 2020 (live): — Let assholes segregate into their own asshole companies. — Are you joining the ones on the left or on the right?
• 15 July 2020:
• 15 July 2020 (live): Lenin on Zoom
• 9 July 2020: We are doing well, Mohammad and Satish. Don't need no jobs, Mohammad and Satish. Don't need candidates, Mohammad and Satish. Day's going well, Mohammad and Satish. Why don't you get lost, Mohammad and Satish? Or go read a book, Mohammand and Satish? Or listen to Bach, Mohammad...
• 9 July 2020 (live): Except from the corporate standpoint, of course. Simple to formalize as HR policy and leave to ad hoc'ery in practce.
• 9 July 2020 (live): The latter groups are often immigrants -- firing them for a thought/speech crime could lead to deportation, and not to Paris. Your "simple" solution gives power to unspecified power cliques defining "safe spaces" and "protected classes". Thus there's nothing "simple" about it.
• 9 July 2020: If using a list of protected groups from the HR, how does it get updated? E.g., Russians and Chinese Americans are suffering from rampant growing Russophobia and Sinophobia. Eastern Europeans are also at risk with their absurdist sense of humor. Would anyone protect them?
• 9 July 2020: "safe space" for "protected groups" conflates two jarring jargons, the Orwellian newspeak of cancel culture and an HR ontology pregnant with fireable consequences. If creating a space safe for some means making many others unsafe, and instilling the culture of fear, it's not safe
• 9 July 2020: The problem is how you’ll make the space for some but not others. Dissidents will feel unsafe under the boot of the thought police. It all ends up in HR. You’re basically elaborating the Google HR theory.
• 8 July 2020: .. because the Russian swill kick your teeth in.
• 8 July 2020 (live): Dermatologists hate the sun. Pediatricians hate the trampolines. Dentists hate the Russians.
• 6 July 2020: Fill in the blank: Harry Potter and Women with _____
• 5 July 2020: What would @jk_rowling say about this cat?
• 3 July 2020: Does the RT follow from the OP?
• 3 July 2020 (live): Imagine putting your butt in the avatar!
• 2 July 2020: I listed real issues: highway and gun safety. As real as it gets. We see that in our area. You cannot defund that. It is based on actual events happening in real time, it is not misinforming. I report my own reaction to it, which is less disingenuous than a BS term “defund”.
• 2 July 2020: Have you enjoyed police protection in your neighborhood, downtown, and on the highways? What do you feel when encountering the police doing their work?
• 2 July 2020: I often follow a highway patrol car weasvong across lanes to protect a disabled car. The police risks their lives every day. It is very important to use the proper terms that respect the crucial work of the police, and “defund” is not one. “Help”, “augment”, etc.
• 2 July 2020: Realigning and shrinking wasteful government is exactly what Tea Party wanted. This is it.
• 2 July 2020: My OP is my own reaction to actual work of the police and the word “Defund”. Which is a BS term then — you endlessly explain how it does not mean what the word means. Readjusting the government by shrinking it is exactly what Tea Party wanted, making it more efficient.
• 1 July 2020: “Defund the Police” is exactly the Tea Party defunding Big Government.
• 1 July 2020 (live): Any MFer wants to defund the police, go handle this on our highway first.
• 1 July 2020: Do you think that about 100 gun deaths per weekend in Chicago, that cause not much media debate at all, compared to the causes of the recent protests,
• 1 July 2020: Do you think arming US citizens is a good thing?
• 1 July 2020: Do you think the @NRA will be extremely happy to arm the #BLM members, as anybody else at all legally able to buy guns in the US?
• 1 July 2020: and where are you @MikeBloomberg with your counterarguments?
• 1 July 2020: Congratulations, mobs, you drive the @NRA membership! The NRA couldn't have bought a better #2A ad in the @nytimes. Heck their crude marketing couldn't have conceived something like that. The truth about capitalism is that they will sell guns to all.
• 30 June 2020: -- Representatives still helping other customers is cool. You know what's even cooler? -- ? -- Your call is very important to us!
• 29 June 2020: Yelp: ... You might also consider: Swift painless death.
• 27 June 2020: Woodraw Wilson saved Europe in WWI and created the League of Nations. Still he's being cancelled by @Princeton. I used to go there for seminars on foreign policy when I lived near Princeton, meeting Posner & Donahue and @StateDept speakers. cc @McFaul https://t.co/mStrXT05pn
• 27 June 2020 (live): I'll see myself out:)
• 27 June 2020: TIL Zoomer data scientists hear "Dick Cheney" as "dick chaining", a deep learning breakthrough of some kind they somehow missed.
• 22 June 2020: Black Gun-owner Programmer Lives Matter Too Dammit Party (BGO PLM TDP)
• 22 June 2020: Also imagine all the donations!
• 22 June 2020 (live): Drunk math is awesome tho. Beats Bidens zombie addresses from the studio.
• 22 June 2020 (live): You need to start a tech political party with yourself as an unassailable figurehead a la Al Sharpton.
• 21 June 2020: Then I do not sympathize with mobs of any kind, righteous or not. Mobs are dumb. And now mobs are unhealthy.
• 21 June 2020: Yes I realize my USSR-informed opinion is not popular. We had “protesters” smash malls and then go into residential areas in East Bay. Families and businesses were terrified. That did not get any coverage in the media. Smashing statues is just a harbinger of violence.
• 21 June 2020 (live): Unintentional, maybe. But toppling Ulysses Grant bust? The idiots don’t even know history. I have absolutely no sympathy for that nor a reasonable justification.
• 21 June 2020 (live): Dangerous precedent for the young? Vandalism is OK?
• 21 June 2020 (live): A very reasonable reaction to barbarians smashing results of hours of educated work.
• 21 June 2020: So on the one hand, the rally would be too dangerous for health, but on the other, it’s too small so is laughable. Pick a line of reasoning?
• 21 June 2020: Say you are a city councilman and defund the police. Then residents get killed. They#or families should be able to sue you — without any qualified immunity.
• 21 June 2020: Furthermore, those who egg on and cheer on illegal mobs that shoot and kill citizens and destroy their businesses and property must also be held responsible. First, invite the mob to protest on your street, then ask us to be OK with them on ours, where it could be effin close.
• 21 June 2020: The family of those murdered and shot in #CHOP, in addition to pursuing the perps criminally and civilly, should sue the Mayor of Seattle and everyone who abdicated the responsibility to protect the lives of the US citizens. Every single official who defected must be punished.
• 21 June 2020: False. Identifying with the Dude is completely sufficient for a personality.
• 21 June 2020: False. Identifying with the Dude is oefextky sufficient for a personality.
• 21 June 2020: And learn history, motherfuckers. Toppling Ulysses Grant statue is not cool. Messing with a Churchill statue is stupid.
• 21 June 2020: Only under duress
• 20 June 2020: Although the Iraq war support and WMD cheerleading was already under its belt.
• 20 June 2020: Alas no court could stop the violent protests because the protesters did not ask for a permit. They do not undertake to give out masks or take temperature measurements. It is clear to anybody that protesters endanger public health but you never dared to raise a single concern.
• 20 June 2020: 12 years ago I thought my friend calling @nytimes garbage was on or near a lunatic fringe. Now it’s obvious to the whole world.
• 20 June 2020: Its half-baked political education is enough to toe the line pedantically but nowhere near to let them see holistically, from above, the whole picture of a complex society transcending their minuscule models.
• 20 June 2020: One of the reasons the US stays divided is that the newspeak generation taking over newsrooms will not lift a finger to understand and bridge the divides.
• 20 June 2020: Why is the incredible double standard regarding concerns, scares, etc., about Tulsa? Also, what’s with the usage of the verbs “said” and “claimed”? Did anyone run a parser aligning them with the subjects and finding a pattern? You are becoming the Pravda of our times.
• 20 June 2020: Hey @nytimes really have you written things like “protests keep families and businesses on edge”? “Despite health concerns, protesters pack close and forget themselves pushing against the police”? “Protesters put stuff on fire endangering lives”? Anyone took their temperature?
• 18 June 2020: In the courtyard of the @BBC museum, there’s a little-known statue. Few visitors know that is a memorial to all the English-speaking anchors around the world who all their lives tried hard to avoid saying “concert penis” on the air, since the very invention of radio.
• 18 June 2020: Stalinism on the #blockchain, or modern politics of tech.
• 18 June 2020: Isn't it a time to set up a department of Stalinist Thought at major universities' humanities? To coordinate all stances on the issues of the day. refer all issues to the Director of Stalinism. They all will report to the Pravda page of the @nytimes for "temniks".
• 16 June 2020: * as if
• 16 June 2020: Do you think white dudes should call out other white dudes for using the term “white dudes” if if from outside? Should everyone ask black dudes to stop saying white dudes and such?
• 15 June 2020: Professor Moriarty Workshops (PMW) stock surges on the London Exchange on the news that the Americans placed a huge secret order for an enormous bespoke high-voltage apparatus to spark an excitement for the Biden campaign.
• 15 June 2020 (live): never have! naturally high spirits! good morning to you too!
• 15 June 2020: Presented with email, savages could not get enough of the fact that a new email makes a bubbling sound, and kept sending email to themselves.
• 15 June 2020: Following up to see how the story turns out.
• 15 June 2020: Are we the generation that will be featured in the 2100 series "Decline and Fall of the USA"?
• 15 June 2020: Emma Goldman was exceptionally disobedient. Her father beat her to near death, with fists, planks, whips, etc. She emigrated to the US and enraged it so much Hoover expelled her to Russia. She saw Lenin's thugs and said they are fake and Russia expelled her too. She's family.
• 15 June 2020: @BettyKPIX would appreciate your input on whether there were anyone actually upset, at risk for their health, and not enthusiastically approving of the holdup.
• 15 June 2020: @christineniSF can you investigate and so a story on whether there were any East Bay citizens severely affected by the holdup, and whether the projected 100% approval on the "Bay Bridge" topic on Twitter corresponds to reality?
• 15 June 2020: I'd like to figure out a way for the #DataScience community to validate the way you prepare important topics affecting the society. Is there keyword filtering? What kind of #NLProc is going on? Personalization? We really need an umbrella council to verify no foul play... 2020
• 15 June 2020: @yoyoel can you please explain why it's all Pravda-style approval? Do you sentiment-filter the topics?
• 15 June 2020: Folks -- I'm really curios about the automated Twitter topic about Bay Bridge, which shows not a single tweet from anyone unhappy about being held up. If you were, can you please share? Please RT.
• 15 June 2020: @christineniSF did you notice how folks were, pardon me for asking, relieving themselves? What if they had not have water/medicine? Were the parents who needed to get home as enthused as others? Are you positive there was nobody upset? Why were you so relieved when you left?
• 15 June 2020: The widespread damage to property and life, public order and municipalities was caused by the videos and texts spread by big tech. In India, everything is shut down at once if a risk like that looms, same in China. These processes cannot be allowed to go unchecked/unregulated.
• 15 June 2020: The question of the day changes, but the groupthink must be called out. It's un-American and normally is rejected. The way everyone os brought in line is temporary and driven by the old media collapse and trivialized ad-driven social media. There should be new anti-pileup laws
• 15 June 2020 (live): In the US you can still recount the facts... I'm very bullish on the US.
• 15 June 2020 (live): That a Soviet Jew like me will help to uphold the US liberties after my grandfather defeated the Nazis together with the Americans, working on the joint denazification commission in 1945. 75 years later. That's how US perseveres -- if it forgets itself, new citizens remind it.
• 15 June 2020 (live): I could not have envisioned in my wildest dreams, as a kid in the USSR, that a retired CIA agent will tell me that when they smuggled dissidents into the US during the Cold War they would not imagine what kind of freedom awaits us all here in 2020.
• 15 June 2020 (live): These 1046% approving tweets remind me of the Soviet Pravda reports how the Afghanis wholeheartedly welcome the Soviet Army, which is engaged in planting gardens and dancing with the local in full ethnic attire.
• 15 June 2020: I have a feeling their insurance might not go through.
• 15 June 2020: @oaklandpoliceca @SFPD check with Schnitzer Steel if they can help move the barge under the bridge and use one crane next time. There are also sand barges next to the Treasure Island that could easily receive the load.
• 15 June 2020: A good way to inconvenience the saboteurs would be to throw their cars off the bridge, onto a scrap metal barge that is usually loading up the strait, so they do not despoil the waters. Would be much faster too, only one crane involved.
• 15 June 2020: I mean their estates. And the city can recover costs. I remember there was a financial calculus going so hope it's OK to ask.
• 15 June 2020: If anybody dies because they cannot get their medicine, or suffer a heat stroke, or other conditions while being held up, they should sue the individuals blocking the bridge. Right @rsg?
• 15 June 2020: Funny how Twitter only surfaces "I was stuck and have a panic attack but it's nothing like what people suffered so it's fine". Not a single "fuck this shit, I need to get home without a heat stroke" response on the topic.
• 15 June 2020 (live): I was planning to go towards the Marin Headlands with my youngest daughter exactly over the westbound half. Good thing I haven't.
• 15 June 2020: there's water too
• 15 June 2020: How did the protesters defecate and urinate? What did they envision the drivers will do? What if a driver is a single mom who needs to get back to her kids? What if they are black too? Did anyone among those stuck on the bridge not dance, and was not amused by this sabotage?
• 15 June 2020: How did the protesters defecate and urinate? What did they envision the drivers will do? What if a driver is a single mom who needs to get back to her kids? What is they are black too? Did anyone among those stuck on the bridge not dance, and was not amused by this sabortage?
• 15 June 2020: The same phenomena where excitable mobs fueueld by profiteering manipulators go berserk and after a few years the house of cards falls, inevitably. Hopefully, to restoring the long-term US-Russian friendship, we'll see the perpetrators of the Russia hoax on trial in the US, yet.
• 15 June 2020: Distributed systems people understand #blockchain. Vint Cerf gave his opinion for 99.999% of use cases for it. And now it is "sinking in". Russians always understood the Russian hoax has nothing to do with Russia, and everything about the internecine squabbles in the US.
• 15 June 2020: Understanding of #AI limits is sinking in. Like the realization that Russian hoax is a hoax, even per @davidaxelrod. Just like the Iraqi WMDs were, despite @nytimes cheerleading the war. It's the same thing -- AI people always knew it's limited.
• 15 June 2020: on a single celery defector
• 14 June 2020: Feel us gently throbbing in your ear.
• 14 June 2020: It’s always us the Jews inside everything. Deal with it!
• 14 June 2020: How would you handle that?
• 14 June 2020 (live): And you’re like, I’m just coding some #JavaScript pet store here, what’s up? And one guy says, — I smell celery. And another says, — You can’t just core when celery is taking over the backyards. Shows us yours. And you’re like, shit, haven’t had landscaping ever. — Look, celery!
• 14 June 2020: Imagine a country where celery is a crux of a fatal polarization. And something horrible happens. Celery marches lead to riots and arson and murder. And you live in a place where celery is boring. Suddenly a group comes to tell you, denounce celery or die. And you never had any.
• 14 June 2020: Intelligent, kind, caring, professional police, working hard to keep people safe. WTF is wrong with the world if the fact that you need great police is in doubt now. We’ve not achieved Communism yet, where money or crime is a thing of the past.
• 14 June 2020: I love the police and feel much better surrounded by as much police as possible. Today a drunk guy in a car fell of a bridge at Muir Beach and first responders came to help, fast. If you don’t get that, too bad.
• 14 June 2020: I think I found the process generating strife in the “PL X community”, or rather a certain corner of it, mostly walled off from the rest: moral masturbation. It seems to stir without absolutely any new data, thus caused by an itching in those who start it, as they need a relief.
• 12 June 2020: (you reply to a slack message from someone at night) (Slack shows a Do Not Disturb message and expalins) Slack: -- How does Do Not Disturb work? Easy! 1. People turn on Do Not Disturb, and 2. YOU DON'T FUCKING DISTURB THEM! Was this explanation helpful?
• 11 June 2020: You’ve also forfeited the right to oppose anti-lockdown protests, and no amount of BS will be able to distinguish those. I am for complete ban on mass gatherings.
• 11 June 2020: If you approve of protests as somehow not spreading the virus you have no moral right to criticize any other mass gatherings. You also approve of in-person voring. Both rallies and in person voting are done with much more official structure / process and security than a protest.
• 9 June 2020: Does streetunderwear count
• 9 June 2020: Do people get sued for saying things like “in the cloud” these days?! Did Brian know the secret of conjuring an especially poignantly selling syntax?
• 8 June 2020: Facecrime: an #AI app that watches you and listens to you during an ideological speech/argument/news cycle to determine whether you're overtly or covertly rejecting the message, passive-aggressively resisting it, or are just not enthused enough (h/t @slatermaus). Your signals:
• 8 June 2020: +
• 8 June 2020 (live): Like in the Pavlov's humans? Dog 1: -- Look at these Pavlov humans. Dog 2: -- What do you mean? Dog 1: -- When the lights turn off, they will compulsively fill our food bowls.
• 8 June 2020: such as the poll questions or the unspoken ones?
• 8 June 2020: If you answered (4), why?
• 8 June 2020: Is there a truly anonymous way people can give examples of (4)?
• 8 June 2020 (live): Even to yourself?:)
• 8 June 2020: Do you, sometimes, ask yourself questions that cannot be publicly said, because the mere fact of asking them has the potential of ruining you?
• 8 June 2020: Some of them could make for a great sociology research topic in Berkeley, but nobody will ever even consider a topic like that. For raising such topics researchers will be ostracized, even though they are scientifically valid.
• 8 June 2020: There are observable facts everyone knows in the Bay Area but nobody can ever say.
• 8 June 2020 (live): But many were granite from the Black Sea!
• 8 June 2020 (live): Yeah there was am amazing shit going on, regardless of race, religion, or whatever. Ismabul drew me in until I visited last year and it's indeed a focal point of all history.
• 8 June 2020: Leaked transcripts of #javascript bot-suicide prevention hotline. -- I don't know any NLP. -- I'm coded by a nitwit and crash daily. -- I can't take any load. -- I'm no longer idempotent. Help! -- I talk to a Java bot and it's overwhelming. -- I can't do integers. -- I'm slow.
• 8 June 2020 (live): if my 5 min are your hour, are you on Venus?
• 8 June 2020: Orban was Hungarian, Grant a Scot. Mehmet himself was probably of a mixed race, with a Slav mother.
• 8 June 2020: In the 1453 siege of Constantinople, who was more racist?
• 31 May 2020: Anyone who lived in a country fucked up by a revolution and street violence has 0 sympathy for rioters and vandals. Peaceful protests, OK, arson, looting, meet the law enforcement. And don’t give me that BS about the system. Follow legal routes, US is a democracy.
• 28 May 2020 (live): Thanks for letting me know, will check them out!
• 28 May 2020 (live): That's as true as we need to hear from you at @sfscala, my dear Bradley!:). Clink!
• 28 May 2020: Sorry other gins. I tried to love you. But I come to @HendricksGin, who knows how to please me.
• 27 May 2020 (live): I'd guess you could go back 10 years and use proper #MachineLearning to ask an actually highly likely robot, eh?
• 27 May 2020: No, Twitter, I'm not a robot, go fuck a real robot and have a robot baby.
• 27 May 2020 (live): A fucking robot from Twitter just asked me whether I'm a robot.
• 27 May 2020: Your credit report update from an agency you've lapsed paying to: -- Your update is ready, %username%. Hope you're sitting down! Oh boy, heehee. Oy.
• 26 May 2020: LinkedIn: -- Is Satan on your team? User: -- ... But ... Why, LI? LinkedIn: -- 'Cause your life looks like hell to me?
• 23 May 2020: This is how senior management works, kids.
• 19 May 2020: What year is this who is president ?!
• 19 May 2020: Ah, it’s written by the boot camp data scientists!
• 19 May 2020: He still can’t get enough of that effin phone. That sorry piece of an effinphone. Exact same. He eats it up! Show him the damn phone until he cuts the wires.
• 19 May 2020 (live): Current AI: The guy bought a phone. He must be a phone hoarder. He need at least three. He always loses them. He drools over them. Show him more phones!
• 19 May 2020 (live): The next ML/AI unicorn will figure out that you don’t recommend a phone to a customer who bought the exact same effin phone. “But what do you recommend?” We’ll show you!
• 18 May 2020: Okay Goodjob, Sr Manager, Positive Reinforcement Inc.
• 16 May 2020: Look around the restaurant to see if it’s safe. Steaming piles of shit and graffiti “we live the virus” might be signs of concern.
• 16 May 2020: Get Both, M.D., Doctor of Psychology, specializing in Hoarding, Buyer Remorse, and Materialism Disorders
• 15 May 2020 (live): It’s time Mind and Gutter Associates take control of those
• 15 May 2020: Health order: because coronavirus, any utterance of “unlock value” is subject to shooting to death on sight.
• 14 May 2020: Should anyone focus on the effect of this, and feelings of immigrant EUish parents who arrived in the middle of some history stretching back to Civil War and beyond but whose ancestors never had slaves, nor participated, nor benefited from historical US discrimination in any way?
• 14 May 2020: I mean I can totally empathize with a great variety of absolutely diverse people, but as a dad of a blond boy, I really worry that he's basically at a disadvantage right now where we live, will not be selected unless in a diverse group for any kind of representation of anything.
• 14 May 2020 (live): Yes I found asking questions is nearing a thought crime these days. Following the great American tradition of minding one's own business, I simply inquire something being in my own shoes, and whether others in the same shoes ever feel like asking this, with reasonable options...
• 14 May 2020 (live): This exactly the (2) answer!
• 14 May 2020: If you are a cis white male, and a father, do you feel you are being implicitly discriminated against when those new hires/awardees/high-profile heroes are specifically chosen because they are people of color, women, and/or LGBTQ, evidently avoiding cis white males on principle?
• 13 May 2020: that they argue "rule of law" is especially baffling. It just proves there's no objective truth in politics. It required the genius of Franklin and Washington to achieve our Constitution, which is an amazing miracle. All of today's debates can be traced right to the Convention.
• 13 May 2020: It's so strange to see many life-long liberals siding with the lying, frame-up, setup FBI that provably forged documents, hid evidence, blackmailed persecuting the accused's children, used a planted dossier, etc., against individuals just because they worked for those they hate.
• 13 May 2020: A First Nations' observability tip: a short ping time augurs fast upload.
• 13 May 2020: "if you don't do as we say, our client will bite you"
• 13 May 2020 (live): The virus is advised by Paine and Sufferinge, Attorneys at Law
• 13 May 2020 (live): That would be awesome! So far, so good...
• 13 May 2020: If a barber stays shut, so should Musk. Nobody needs to drive much Tesla anyways!
• 13 May 2020: Noone is above the law. Musk's claim that unelected officials do not follow the relaxation order is false since (1) the order is subject to local implementation via local inspection/assurance and (2) government officials are appointed by the elected ones, as rule of law codifies.
• 13 May 2020: Really if @GavinNewsom does not order a closure and does not send a force to ensure it, the federalism will suffer. Trump should stay the fuck out of it.
• 13 May 2020 (live): Another example I observed on a Septa train in Philly. When a deranged guy soiled the seat and refused to leave, a team of three cops with a stick asked him, very politely, to leave, three times. Then they hit him once precisely and carried him out in a second. 100% pro work.
• 13 May 2020: I thoroughly enjoyed the exampe when the Cuban exile mafia tried to keep the child they found in the sea from his father. Once the decision was made to reunite them, a giant SWAT team surrounded & stormed the exile's house and gently but firmly took the child and gave to dad.
• 12 May 2020: As they told me in my early years of flamboyant behavior, "We have rules in America" -- exactly for this reason. The only appropriate government response to flagrant defiance of the law in the US is enforcement with overwhelming force.
• 12 May 2020: The way @elonmusk disregards collective safety rules, thoughtfully debated by the democratic local and state governments, is shameful. Any future @tesla owner would know they are exploiting workers without proper safety concerns publicly checked/approved -- don't by Tesla then!
• 12 May 2020: if you don't believe her, it is because
• 12 May 2020: Do you believe Tara Reade, and does Biden need to withdraw?
• 12 May 2020: Furthermore, you can learn so much from it about our times, our culture, and timeless questions of power and gender. She is really brave.
• 12 May 2020: Compare this interview: -- with the theorizing in the @NewYorker: "believe women" quickly became "listen to women", " needs a correction"... Why are they not saying that Tara is a human being, a woman, utterly convincing?
• 17 April 2020: lots of misguided people/those who have not lived it
• 17 April 2020 (live): For smaller non-solipsistic sizes:
• 17 April 2020 (live): For larger sizes:
• 17 April 2020 (live): What's your favorite company size?
• 12 April 2020: So whether he wants it or not, Putin must now prepare to be blamed for the @JoeBiden loss because of his handlers' sabotage of the @SenSanders youth vote. The vicious attacks on @MMFlint portend just that. Hey @ggreenwald are you tracking this? @caitoz, this will happen, right?
• 12 April 2020: This is such an idiotic rag. Moore predicted the Trump win, Hillaryists screwed up. They sabotaged the youth vote, defrauded Bernie votes. The idiots sideline Bernie again. The idiots lose again. Let's see what the idiots say then, again. Ah, but of course... Russia!
• 10 April 2020: There are three ways to deal with coronavirus. 1. Chinese: brutal control, mass mobilization, lots of money. 2. Swedish: do nothing. 3. Russian: steal the money as in (1), do as in (2). #RussianHumor
• 9 April 2020: .@WSJ: — America is going into a deep hole... Beevis: — Deep hole. Butthead: — Deep hole! Beevis: — Haha. Butthead: — Haha!
• 9 April 2020: Think about the children! Grow up! Do the right thing! Are you pushing hard to credit Bernie's voters with appointing him to a proper post before you wring your arms, Markos? Are you making a case for social change?
• 9 April 2020: Joe Biden voted for Scala.
• 8 April 2020: Russian Jewish American Tiger Dad Sheltering Parenting with Guilt and Manipulation Book -- You are wasting your life watching youtube. -- Sarah is doing math right now. -- Josh is reading Cicero, not playing Minecraft in the bathroom. -- Those who don't learn live under bridge
• 8 April 2020: "But RBG" == "but who will think of the children"
• 8 April 2020: OK kids, grow up. Here's an establishment grandpa, barely coherent, wheeled forward by the same crooks who failed many times and did not deliver any social system change before, who all agreed that's their guy to keep doing what they like to do. But RBG:(! Vote for us amirite?
• 8 April 2020: The idiotic reasoning resumes with "vote for RBG replacement nominator". How about vote for appointing Bernie to overhaul the BS social system we got, which will include RBG replacement as a small part?
• 7 April 2020: We live in amazing times when we can read a billionaire's transactions in a google docs and see the nine zeroes. Tres Commas! For real. Now go clean up that dogshit, %username%.
• 6 April 2020: "Wisconsin Supreme Court": something you had no idea even existed but popping up on Twitter for some who the artifact knows what reason!
• 1 April 2020: Covid ate their bodies, Smartphones are their brains.
• 1 April 2020: The horrible slabs of myrdered dripping meat are gone!
• 30 March 2020: So %username% you've not answered any of our previous emails about our fantastic crypto services by an expert team from Northsouthwestern Fatzefuqia using #JavaScript #blockchain platform for the old sea-soaked mariners. This might be because
• 30 March 2020 (live): after the virus
• 30 March 2020 (live): Thank you sir! We enjoy sheltering in place together.:)
• 30 March 2020 (live): Kids haircuts next! Feeling blessed.
• 30 March 2020: My wife, trained as a barber 25+ years ago, working only for a year then, gave me a haircut. She also gave us four kids, started learning piano a few years ago, practicing daily after the kids fall asleep, and began psychology at Berkeley this Spring, all after the four kids.
• 27 March 2020: The inevitable arrived.
• 26 March 2020 (live): Now #DataScience and #MachineLearning are fighting over who is the pot and who is the kettle
• 25 March 2020 (live): This has been as volatile as the markets
• 25 March 2020 (live): Which of these doesn’t belong?
• 24 March 2020: "I told my therapist..." Stalin didn't have a therapist. He had things to do. Like kill the effin' Hitler.
• 21 March 2020: The Danish, The Spanish, and the Fucked Up Americanish:
• 18 March 2020: The Pardoning the Neighbor who Beat the Shit out of Rand Paul, or PNB-SRP, emerges as a serious contender to AFL-CIO, as the strongest labor bloc.
• 18 March 2020: Also if @SenSanders and @TulsiGabbard pledge the same pardon joining @JoeBiden and also @ewarren and @biden4pres for a good measure, we have an emerging Unity Platform.
• 18 March 2020 (live): I want to not approve this, and I like Rand Paul in other circumstances, but the Russian barbarian in me can’t help grinning.
• 14 March 2020: Shit look at where the US is. Turn down US! Turn down!
• 13 March 2020: Why is toilet paper white. Where is black and brown one?
• 13 March 2020: Hyundai Spring event: die in a Hyundai, surrounded by quiet AC and surround classical music, on a beautiful hill where the AWD will take you.
• 13 March 2020 (live): Washing the hands off YAML!
• 13 March 2020: The President: -- And to every family that's concerned about #kubernetes, I want to let you know that your federal government will unleash every authority, tool and resource to defeat the YAML.
• 13 March 2020: Mike Pence @VP: -- As the President says, it's very simple. You go to the website, DNS is recursively resolved from the root servers to an IP address. Your client issues an HTTP request over TCP, unless you have an @RSocketIO one or use a protobuf of some kind. @Google responds.
• 13 March 2020: Google will run the emergency website. If you ever said anything bad about Sergey, Hangout Google Meets, or -- and especially -- Orcut, I'd reflect on ours -- and especialy yours -- mortal existence.
• 13 March 2020 (live): Also really rarely a recital
• 13 March 2020: Hey Siri, when I say rectal, I do. It mean recital. I mean rectal. OK?
• 13 March 2020 (live): So a nasal swab, not a rectal vulcanizator. Whew.
• 12 March 2020: Why did y’all learn Scala on my effin dime?! You learned only brainfuck at school, I called! Money don’t grow on trees!
• 11 March 2020: I cannot process any output of @davidfrum without the image of his slowly curling and waving his meaty fingers mansplaining stuff to the two BBC reporters
• 10 March 2020: Note to developers: at the end of an awesome, life-changing, wild ride that will have inspired VCs and founders and produce medium blogposts with sparkling bittersweet insights, thanking y’all for the culture, you will go home fucked.
• 9 March 2020: Corny :)
• 9 March 2020 (live): So fuck the virus. What are we going to do for fun and to ascertain and affirm life and everything that is human? If we cannot do meetups and conferences, how can we share our humanity and warmth? How do we bring people together in the next few months?
• 8 March 2020: I’ll report tomorrow on where they bring her. My hunch is the coast guard island.
• 8 March 2020: Who wants to go check out the Virus Princess docking in my dear Oakland? There will be military people with big bags capturing passengers and shipping them to barracks. I know where to watch it from, I know all the spots and how to get there! Will be commuting by ferry to see.
• 6 March 2020: A horrible mistake, @nytimes, revealing your collective, unadulterated, warmongering, Russophobia-oozing true self.
• 6 March 2020: This dump could be a turning point for anyone interested in genuine peace and friendship among the people of the world. @JoeBiden would be a president of war and here the party mouthpiece prepares a case for why peace is bad. Eternal war with USSR/Russia! @TulsiGabbard WDYT?
• 6 March 2020: Director of the WHO, Dr. Giv Momani: — Virus is complex. We need more cash. Dough. Dollars. Euros. Dinars. Renminbi. Bitcoin. Shitcoin. Fuck we take rubles. Global effort man!
• 5 March 2020: People with strange names following their same-pattern-strange-named leader who sold a company funded by a popular company to another popular company.
• 5 March 2020: The fucker blew it on ads that went into TV execs pockets to perpetuate the idiocy irradiation machine. That gives me no comfort.
• 5 March 2020 (live): Under socialism, one guy should not be able to blow .5B of wealth generated by collective labor on his whims. There would be some kind of reality check based on where the money really came from and who worked to make them. That alone should be a cause for discussion.
• 5 March 2020 (live): Again GIYF, I recommend finding that interview in the @NPR archives and perusing it.
• 5 March 2020: Nosik said, none of the public Russian internet professionals believe there was any effect. Putin’s friends surely made a show of action and used oligarchs’ funds, but it was done in a corrupt and disorganized manner typical of all such things. Bloomberg must have done better.
• 5 March 2020: Late Anton Nosik, @dolboed, the pioneer of the Russian internet, was interviewed by the @npr shortly after “Russia” became a received wisdom among the Dem elites refusing to admit to the free choice of the American people and horrible failure of Hillary as an actual ground truth.
• 5 March 2020 (live): Then identify which if the inputs can be reasonably attributed to Russian trolls. Then, if we ever get their budgets, it would be great to calculate the cost per vote. So far we see really observable direct action by Bloomberg on TV and online, with paid US “trolls,” failed.
• 5 March 2020 (live): First we need to study actual results, if any. We need to find American voters whose vote was swayed by the any social media inputs. Ask great sociologists and pioneers of social media research such as @marc_smith on how to conduct such a study, or hire them.
• 5 March 2020 (live): If you google “my times troll factory” you get links like , from which you can infer comparisons with various campaigns. I’d like to see how you measured actual voting effect of those. Please share links.
• 5 March 2020: And your continuing insinuation is rather despicable. I
• 5 March 2020 (live): No I don’t. What is the research you are referring to?
• 5 March 2020 (live): Nope, I use the same public reports about it from the @nytimes and such. You seem to be parroting unsubstantiated hearsay and conjecture unbecoming a “tech” persona.
• 5 March 2020 (live): AI: the best margin on a home is obtained by smoking out the current owners.
• 5 March 2020: Theorem. Every company like Zillow will progress through HomeLoans and then armed militias to take over homes and cities.
• 5 March 2020 (live): Why are you asking me?
• 5 March 2020 (live): Prove it!
• 5 March 2020: Small feet, low bill!
• 5 March 2020 (live): Assuming all such allusions as hearsay, basically, until we see some facts. The Troll Factory employed much fewer people than Bloomberg campaign, or Hillary’s. Now we have hard facts what actual push with reasonable ads could do. Not idiotic broken Russian ads.
• 4 March 2020: The Hiscox insurance ads on the NPR are suspenseful. You wait for the narrator to conclude, Hiscox. Not yours.
• 4 March 2020: #webackjack
• 4 March 2020: Is there anything more disgusting than @davidfrum talking trash about the young people standing up for @BernieSanders?
• 4 March 2020: Who are these people
• 4 March 2020: Breaking: Mastercard identifies customer by the way they f***! Using accelerometers in the smart watches, payment scientists discovered unique patterns that enable easy payments without anything else.
• 4 March 2020: So these are some of the last wins for Biden. Hello, Bernie!
• 4 March 2020: I schedule all my meetings in the PFT timezone, the Pacific Fuckin Time, whatever the F it actually is now, look it up yourself whether it's PDT or PST or F knows what.
• 4 March 2020: This election season, young Americans learn that $10 Billion always wins, except against $50 Billion.
• 2 March 2020 (live): Of course not, the correct Dialectic Materialist explanation is that he was simply too white and not gay enough, an intersectional failure!
• 2 March 2020 (live): Which was all framed as his mysterious “inability to connect with the diverse voters”.
• 2 March 2020: No, but there was no serious discussion of prejudice against gays in various voter groups that were supposed to be important. And some black elders who said basically you gotta be kidding to get those votes were shushed and ignored as old crazy uncles.
• 1 March 2020 (live): OK, black and Latino voters. Let the nightmares of sabotaging the first gay candidate for President forever haunt the rest of your days into your dotage and senility. Let your gay children and grandchildren forever ask you, why you sat it out!
• 28 February 2020: My only interaction with the Dyson family was when Esther Dyson lead ICANN in 2000 and I was involved in an arbitration dispute over a domain. They applied UDRP ex post facto law, and she could not reason about it so they signed responses “ICANN”.
• 28 February 2020: TIL that all stereotypes about Germans are actually true.
• 28 February 2020: I'm serious so will let it slip, once.
• 28 February 2020 (live): Silicon Valley: We need to put our heads and resources together to defeat COVID-19. Our families, children, employees, and very lives are at stake. David Patterson mobilized us to fight cancer. Can we do the same now, faster, better? VCs, startups?
• 28 February 2020 (live): Would make a great Dem debate question.
• 28 February 2020: In the USSR, if you break a car window, they’d track you down and shoot you dead. Solved a lot of problems. Am not sure that Oakland would consider it, so just putting on the table. Also Duterte.
• 28 February 2020: A really disgraceful side-taking by @StephenAtHome. I stopped watching these kinds of shows decades ago, with a stable of idiotic writers producing inane lines for a front guy, but the audience and prime time requires strict fairness not to violate campaign finance law, amirite?
• 28 February 2020: This is important — @MikeBloomberg @ewarren @PeteButtigieg @TomSteyer @amyklobuchar @JoeBiden must demand that intelligence agencies stop interfering with the elections and either provide detailed information or shut up. Leaks must be investigated. @TulsiGabbard is correct here!
• 28 February 2020: Hey @StephenAtHome are you providing the same opportunity with the same soft-serves to @TulsiGabbard?
• 27 February 2020: How do you feel VCs at a conference?
• 27 February 2020: We Jews go back to Israel.
• 27 February 2020 (live): Sure!
• 27 February 2020: How should we all say farewell to each other before the COVID tsunami covers California?
• 26 February 2020: Warren is like an angry mom to whom the kids finally got hard and she goes unhinged in public while trying to prevent passersby from calling the social services. Really needs to drop them off with dad and go to Starbucks for a breather.
• 24 February 2020: "The excitement about X is very real" is the saddest promoted tweet one can write. You almost see a condemned, near-retirement age marketer, long ostracized at work and resigned to the idea that they will be fired anyway so that such a copy, any copy will suffice anyways.
• 24 February 2020: Is it possible that Bernie is winning not just because he is a man? Messy hair and yelling is not OK for a man either in America. There ought to be some steely core, some substance that it the force of conviction that feels more authentic in Bernie than in Liz, to some. Simple!
• 22 February 2020: Let’s get some AI working in the NSA bunkers shall we
• 22 February 2020: Generally speaking, what's the way to get this stuff trusted? Both Dems and Reps asked for the underlying data, thus they did not believe the intelligence chief's summary. If they cannot trust it, what can the public do?
• 22 February 2020: So @McFaul you ask that intelligence is not politicized. Now we see it used against both Trump and Bernie, by the same lobby apparently. We cannot see the deep state's data in any journalist-verified way. I'd only trust @ggreenwald on this. Is there a way for him to review?
• 21 February 2020: this is basically all the same with @maddow and the whole lot of those who know almost nothing about “Russia” and scare US audiences with their idiotic concoctions. Making stay at home moms all worried about Russia and glued to their TVs is a formidable, galling ad-selling feat.
• 21 February 2020: “... an MSNBC favorite, as they exploit his credentials and pedigree to depict his madness as some sort of insightful, investigative dot-connecting.” An excellent, time-tested expose by @ggreenwald
• 21 February 2020: This disease will be dissected even further...
• 21 February 2020: To purchase alcohol you must look like my son, not a grandson.
• 21 February 2020: Bringing the wall to the balls since 1976
• 21 February 2020: Just like everything in life, business is full of setbacks. @MikeBloomberg will definitely persevere and the tenor of inane tweets will change quite rapidly.
• 20 February 2020: As heard on the radio: Two balls One wall Let’s get together And be alright!
• 20 February 2020: Dill pics, an app to help you visualize the taste across the bewildering diversity of the offerings
• 20 February 2020: The original is gone and I trust you will not report me to the German border control!
• 20 February 2020: Fun fact: DHL does not often use its full name, Deutsche Hitlerische Luftwaffe, which means, roughly, Ruthless German Air Waffles.
• 20 February 2020: It’s really viscerally painful to see all those dirty, nasty, nearsighted bastards attacking our future President.
• 20 February 2020: Asking for a friend!
• 20 February 2020: Anthropology question. If there are MILFs, shouldn’t there be FILFs?
• 20 February 2020: Academics have much much stronger resistance to sleep in long taka and meetings where they only understand a few things. Their formidable meta cortex allows them to look at things and continue understanding them from 0 to 1.
• 15 February 2020: An idea for a Manning book, “Data Science without O’Reilly.”
• 14 February 2020: The way @nytimes is being used by the deep state to stave off the inevitable limelight proves that it is an unreliable source of information. @theintercept and even @WSJ have more integrity.
• 14 February 2020: Remember the collective groupthink holding of the breath for Mueller? The lionizing on @nbcsnl? Where is all of that?
• 14 February 2020 (live): A good journalist like @ggreenwald would be wise to compare the arc of the denouement to the similar falling apart of the Iraq WMD hysteria, one the @nytimes enthusiastically got behind of and then silently disappeared. Just like the lovable De Niro for Mueller, turned a sad SOB.
• 14 February 2020: The desperate preemptive leaks via @NYTimes are heralding a spectacular unraveling of the whole Russia hoax. It will be interesting to see the final straw.
• 14 February 2020: (Russia is mostly Asia, to refresh your geography...)
• 14 February 2020: Funny that sashimi-smooth chest and bonsai ass is straight from my CV!
• 13 February 2020: I just assumed giant penises on wheels to whip the US with but OK
• 13 February 2020 (live): Identify Putin’s Dreams in this photo
• 12 February 2020: Solved it, thanks a lot folks!
• 12 February 2020 (live): We got an approval, but thank you so much for resounding!
• 12 February 2020: We need a simple approval to record our own meetup talks @cfregly @dbatalov @adrianco @arungupta
• 12 February 2020: Hey @awsopen folks we are at 475 Sansome office of @awscloud getting ready to do meetup and there is a question of photo and video recording policy. It’s a public meeting room with a screen and that’s it and there should never be a problem. Who can help?
• 8 February 2020: Who told @TomSteyer that it's OK for him to show up on our devices, depriving many of a will to live or at least enjoy their food?
• 6 February 2020: You win the brutal honesty award tonight.
• 5 February 2020 (live): You're offered two jobs. Job 1: in San Francisco, with benefits, no remoting. US citizens or residents only, possibly crazy startup founders. Job 2: nobody replies to your emails and you actually don't have any. Which one would you choose?
• 4 February 2020: This was a poll! Let’s try again.
• 4 February 2020 (live): Who do you think will be the @StateDept Secretary in the next Dem admin: @SamanthaJPower, @McFaul, someone else?
• 28 January 2020: Do you wish Fotis Dulos
• 25 January 2020: The particular reason for impeachment, not giving Ukrainians lethal weapons to potentially kill some Russians, and a strenuous defense of a Cold War style “Russia is our enemy” line in the US Congress is
• 24 January 2020: A paywalled Medium post: “12 ways to dissuade the passersby from suspecting that you are a douchebag.”
• 24 January 2020 (live): Don't repress, express!
• 24 January 2020: Fight your middle-age crisis like Adam Schiff, %dad%!
• 24 January 2020: The FGM-148 Javelin, the American man-portable fire-and-forget anti-tank missile, has a fantastic sales team in the US Congress. Great job @LockheedMartin and @Raytheon! The best popularized international arms deal ever. Even on the @npr! We'll never fire and forget it now.
• 24 January 2020: Operation Barbarossa emphasized the importance of the Ukraine for national-socialist security.
• 24 January 2020: Their lives spent by positioning themselves and their departments closer to the budget trough, editing useless memos, jockeying for the right to edit them last, to get a bit of an ear of a top dog, texting, checking email, not sleeping waiting for the idiotic edits, on planes...
• 24 January 2020: Think of this: monstrous buildings in Washington full of furiously working ants, backstabbing each other and relieving work stress in drugs and orgies, as in House of Cards. All living for nothing, decades of their work leading to naught, crossed out by a next coup or president.
• 24 January 2020: If you read books by Donald Rumsfeld, Condoleezza Rice, Hillary and Bill Clinton, and so on, you will see that the US achieved nothing of lasting value via its diplomacy or military intervention on their watch. It's a gigantic fury and waste ending in nothing. Really Nothing!
• 24 January 2020 (live): It ends up like Iraq because US overreaches and commits idiocy on their soil without telling them first. It ends like mojaheddeen because the Javelins are stolen and used to kill Americans, like Stingers, and now Navy SEALs have to ring each @TheTileApp attached to each Javelin.
• 24 January 2020: There's absolutely nothing noble being a US ambassador to Ukraine arming it against Russia and propping up the most compliant puppet faux-democracy suitable for conveying US policies with least friction. It all ends up like Iraq and mojaheddeen.
• 24 January 2020: US has absolutely no idea on how to enact foreign changes, as shown on Libya, Iraq, Kosovo, and so on. France and UK has centuries more of experience. US should get out of all of it and stop wasting its energy and money on things where it has no chances of winning anything.
• 24 January 2020: "Masha" Yovanovitch is just one of the agents of US meddling taking rather clueless sides in the Ukrainian borscht, being lied to and plied by various factions and making gut calls. Or sitting in councils of similarly clueless apparatchiks playing kings and queens of freedom.
• 24 January 2020: I hope @TulsiGabbard gets to have a hand in the way we'll allocate that spending.
• 24 January 2020: How many charter schools could we fund for $400M? How many roads? How many healthcare premiums? Why do we keep arming countries around the world so they end up like Iraq, hating us and wasting all our money?
• 24 January 2020: In the end, Javelins is a waste of time, a US credit spent on overpriced US military-industrial complex junk to be kept safely away from Ukrainians in the rear, so the call not to spend it was sound, for whatever reason. Think what we'd get for $400M. Would you waste in on Kiev?
• 24 January 2020: Domestic US hacks without an iota of foreign policy experience wasted a whole day on their fairly idiotic and laughable view of a complex European affair where they are absolutely out of their element.
• 24 January 2020: The arguments by the House Managers contained a series of idiotic references to "free world" determining that a such and such Ukrainian official is corrupt or not. This is total BS. There's no such thing as "free world" certifying sovereign officials. There's ugly US meddling.
• 24 January 2020 (live): US is not at war with Russia. The fact that terms such as "our adversary" are freely thrown around and taken for granted in the US Congress and in the media, and the nature of the lethal military aid -- lethal to Russians by definition -- requires a policy explanation. @mcfaul?
• 24 January 2020: History fact: Hitler considered occupied Ukraine a bulwark against the rest of the USSR. It was very important to the Germany’s national-socialist security.
• 23 January 2020: The only exception will be made for those who had it with the impeachment live feed.
• 23 January 2020: The police warns that the “Cyanide Licking Buses” that are hastily departing from across the USA will not be allowed to come nowhere close to the puddles.
• 23 January 2020 (live): Police is barricading Redondo Beach, where cyanide was spilled on the 405, to prevent the sad LA dwellers tired of the meaninglessness of their existence from licking it.
• 23 January 2020: The halting problem is when the Resistance fighters are crawling towards a V-2 installation, and a sentry suddenly screams, Halt!
• 22 January 2020: If you could press a button so that Jerry Nadler would explode on the Senate floor and Trump then would be convicted and remove, would you press it?
• 22 January 2020 (live): Make no mistake, US is still the best country on Earth and will overcome all those ills. It’s my home and I care. It pains me to see us in this state. I’m looking forward to the country overcoming it and going ahead!
• 22 January 2020: Meanwhile, continue to be enthralled by the silly impeachment proceedings and gulp down your drinks!
• 22 January 2020: We’ll finally have a plethora of devices to wall it all with echo chambers and confuse the workers as to the root cause of their grievances, blurring them beyond recognition. This is what Putin’s RT doing to the West, and Western elites doing to their underbelly.
• 22 January 2020: And now a whole white collar superstructure of management class, doing nothing but email and project management, sits on top of the workers, using the media and stereotypes of class, race, etc., to uphold the social order that lets them perpetuate their meaningless lifestyles.
• 22 January 2020: Paradoxically, even Russian media is fuller of debate than the US one. Europeans have much healthier attitude to seem, which is not equated to power and politics, more relaxed work environment, social safety net, and so on. US bombs others and tears itself apart as a leper.
• 22 January 2020: The shootings and polarization proves the US is in a slow-burning civil war. Highest incarceration rate in the world, race war, debilitating dead end of humanities in academia and groupthink in the media are at the worst level in all the 25+ years I live in the US.
• 22 January 2020: While the millionaires and lobbyists are putting on airs of indignation for a TV production of a partisan fight, a limited set of candidates continues their own carefully approved path of perpetuating the system that reproduces all the societal ills, country full of aggression.
• 22 January 2020: The key problems of the US — alienation, opioid epidemics, loss of jobs, death of despair, urban and suburban loneliness, cynicism, increased stupidity, lack of physical exercise, decline of families, normalization of divorce across generations of broken homes, is not addressed.
• 22 January 2020: As my Soviet Marxism professor had taught me back in the 1988 USSR, the capitalists are using a dog and pony show, with Republicans and Democrats pretending to differ a lot to continue, together, in full harmony, exploiting workers and peasants. They work watching a fake fight.
• 21 January 2020: Dementia Patrol, an AARP cartoon modeled on the Paw Patrol.
• 20 January 2020: House and Senate vote unanimously to detonate the “damn” military aid to Ukraine to obliterate Ukraine and move on. “This effin Ukraine is depriving us of sleep and peace of mind,” said the bipartisan sponsors. “We have absolutely no use of a freakin Ukraine anyways,” they said.
• 16 January 2020: It’s hilarious how euphemistic the burning question for @PeteButtigieg is posed, “why do you have such a low support among African Americans.” They all seem to want to ask whether the AA voters will support an openly gay candidate. But they seem afraid to say the words. Why?
• 15 January 2020: This website is using cookies to ensure you see the fucking annoying popup and fucking click on it to dismiss it.
• 10 January 2020 (live): Morning affirmation please!
• 10 January 2020: Do you really need constant affirmation of randos from around the effin globe about everything from parenting skills to eating the darn plate you were served to drinking a freakin cup o’ joe to coding a meager line of code to feel OK throughout the day?
• 27 December 2019: Roses are red, And so was your mother. Are you sitting down, Luke? I am your father.
• 27 December 2019: Roses are red, Violets are blue. Hey, #DataScientist! Happy Holidays!
• 19 December 2019: BTW a great open finance slogan right there!
• 19 December 2019 (live): And Gebruiksaanwijzing means “let’s do everything slowly and calmly with a very proper face until those Americans part with all their money voluntarily.”
• 19 December 2019 (live): Germans are much better at following orders because Anleitung sounds like “just do it and don’t fuck with me”, while “Instructions” don’t do it for me. And “Notice d’utilisation”? Might as well say “screw it, let’s put on some yellow jackets and go vandalize shit!”
• 18 December 2019: — Noone is Abovethelaw. Dr Abovethelaw: — Excuse me... Dr Noone: — I’m sorry, but...
• 18 December 2019: Everybody navigating corporate America, the way groupthink forms, the cliques circle the wagons and repeat their mantras to achieve prejudged agenda, must listen in on the impeachment hearings. Remember that the House members come all across the land, best anthropology for all?
• 17 December 2019: Facebook: -- want to experience smart video calling? Minions: -- yayayayaya! ya? Facebook: -- then call via video and be effin smart!
• 16 December 2019: A condition in which the patient is terribly afraid that an autocorrect will turn one of their words into a name of an unspeakable medical instrument, a mere mention of which will blacklist them forever from the polite, playdate-organizing, tweet-liking, and job-giving society.
• 11 December 2019: Your startup
• 10 December 2019: Spark vs Flink debate in your Siberian outsourcers' office.
• 10 December 2019: Russian humor. 50% of all marriages fail because a beautiful bride turns into an unbearable, nagging old hag. The other 50% fail because the handsome groom turning into an unbearable, nagging old hag.
• 22 November 2019: Join a few mediocre minds for our webinar, AI for losers!
• 22 November 2019: Head of Data Science, meet Pelvis of Data Science.
• 21 November 2019: Why is everything going so wrong in your startup? Employees
• 21 November 2019: A$AP Heidrich
• 20 November 2019 (live): This is a parody!:)
• 20 November 2019: Oh say, can you see, Boomer?
• 19 November 2019: First they ogle you. And then they click you. And then they thoroughly peruse you. And then they add you to bag and you win.
• 18 November 2019: @jeffborek @shassinger @amyhermes I wonder what your take is of the merger effects so far...
• 18 November 2019 (live): How many of the reasonable people you did business with at IBM and RedHat are gone?
• 13 November 2019 (live): (re: @dhh @stevewoz etc)
• 13 November 2019: In the news from the Other World, Steve Jobs strangled Fair Isaac.
• 12 November 2019: So, @AndrewYang, guess which of these two Americans is a naturalized immigrant who came here to study MATH!
• 12 November 2019 (live): Hey @AndrewYang, visas for conferences is a really key issue for science. Can you commit your MATH Presidency to a special conference visa from anywhere in the world, including Iran, Russia, China, Mexico, Canada, etc.?
• 12 November 2019 (live): It’s a boring domain checkout, does that answer your question?:)
• 12 November 2019: TFW when everything on the website goes smoothly, top-shelf shaved unicorn-style, until the payment, which looks like a .xxx gateway from Albania.
• 11 November 2019 (live): So (1)
• 11 November 2019: Why is a black Suburban de rigeur for VIPs?
• 11 November 2019: — Sir, we don’t allow cuneiform here.
• 7 November 2019: Does the rise of the OSS apparatchiks and their foundations, tied to lucrative corporate spend, insider startups, corporate media, etc., call for a revolution in Open Source?
• 31 October 2019: Thank you, another fellow petty non-visionary:)
• 31 October 2019 (live): There should have been spaces around the m-dash
• 29 October 2019: Russian humor. The UN General Assembly voted for the resolution condemning yearly killing of Al Baghdadi by the US special forces.
• 17 October 2019: My theory is that a significant fraction of the US wants to eliminate Trump as alien body/human waste and needs a stool softener, proving it's alien, and tarring alien things as Russian is a kind of sour medicine US likes to keep on a shelf for that purpose.
• 17 October 2019: @yashalevine so how is it going disabusing the Americans of their anti-Semitic Russophobia? Do you think it's doable? Or are "the Russians" the "Other", distraction/blame redirection away from Hillary's own loss, a way for the "good people"'s psyches to cope with the Orange man?
• 9 October 2019: Congratulate %username% for 4 years on not updating his loser startup he left two long years ago without even bothering to update the effin linkedin when he joined a much cooler startup before ever bothering to update than when he ended up at Hooli as they all do.
• 4 October 2019: What's your first and last name, address, credit card, expiration date, security code, mother's maiden name?* (*) explain this [clicks explain] A maiden name is the name your mother used to have before having you, dumbf**k.
• 4 October 2019 (live): Certainly a two-edged sword but thought I'll put it out there for discussion.
• 4 October 2019: Develop and deploy technology in localities to track guns, at ranges, from shops, at shows. Map and plant GPS trackers and stickers on all kids of weapons.
• 4 October 2019: This is where #crypto can help: finance citizen anti-war buildup. Detect, fingerprint, and prepare guns for confiscation--enact mass surveillance of gun owners by anti-gun neighbors, corral them with decentralized vigilante teams, and be ready to pounce and disarm them together.
• 4 October 2019 (live): Here's an idea how to defeat all wars and guns: Decentralized anti-missile and anti-weapon systems. Citizen can develop, build, and deploy Patriot-like anti-missile batteries to intercept rockets overflying them. They then will thwart any govts launching attacks. Same w/guns!
• 25 September 2019 (live): excellent choice! clearly an experienced developer here
• 25 September 2019: If you study well, never fight, marry older, and learn French, you could be a Macron.
• 25 September 2019: When faced with a tough decision or heavy coding challenge, the best course of action is to
• 25 September 2019: In a staggering fall from grace, a Shitty Business Model stepped down today from the Official Business Model. "I didn't want to be a distraction ahead of the IPO," -- said Shitty Business Model. No Business Model and WTF is a Business Model Here? will be Acting Business Models.
• 20 September 2019: To kill a Fockingbird #OriginalTitlesThatChanged
• 20 September 2019: In the next episode of "do they do remote?", see Howard Stern Does Remote Again.
• 16 September 2019: Is there any ideology uniting #crypto folks but the moon and the lambo and being first to a pyramid scheme?
• 16 September 2019: Is there any coherent “we” in #crypto except for day traders who want to screw each other plus ICO fraud? What is any actually viable community that upholds any kind of an ideal faithfully and will not sell their mother if they can make a killing on a trade or early buy chance?
• 13 September 2019: And now, a PSA from the Ad Council of America. Want to experience less fraud in your life? Then stop being such a fraud yourself! Have a great weekend, -- Your friendly local Ad Council of America
• 13 September 2019: Tiny Phones. A true story of those who decided to get Not Max iPhones and are ridden by doubt and confusion every time their eyes hit the edge while reading puny texts. The movie follows one such reader who secretly follows a Max owner’s work day to confirm his dark suspicions.
• 13 September 2019: What is Pattner Ecosystem in French?
• 18 July 2019: Scanned a Nextdoor Pet Sitting ad as a Mayor Pete’s ad.
• 4 July 2019: RT @ScaleByTheBay: The full 70 talks/panels program is done and will be published July 5, when Early Bird registration will open!
• 13 June 2019: Today we celebrate the anniversary of the K-Day: when the global Alliance of the Normal Oeople landed on the Khosla beach under heavy lawyer fire.
• 19 April 2019: @stevesi A waste of time, rather
• 17 February 2019: Basically @OpenAI, you have to prove now you did generate the texts and have it made them up. Let the community setup a verification process. Not a cozy panel but with evidence and code inspection. @jackclarkSF @WWRob @reidhoffman @sama
• 6 February 2019: RT @41Strange: Dogs Trying To Catch Treats In Mid-Air by German photographer Christian Vieler https://t.co/MKNZ9GVUns
• 3 September 2018: This can illustrate a network partition in Jepsen, @aphyr :)
• 1 June 2018: RT @dendisuhubdy: <div id="myReactApp"></div> <script type="text/babel"> class Greeter extends React.Component { render() {…
• 10 May 2018: Worry about Russian spies? Wonder how would one recognize them? Easy! Freah off the boat, they swap English idioms like, — Dryer abs Washer, — App of Whats, — Hole of Ass.
• 26 April 2018: @AdamSinger Get a @DuluthTradingCo backpack!
• 16 February 2018: RT @AMP_SV: very cool work https://t.co/FhrfUSLI3e
• 14 February 2018: RT @jmoconnor415: Here is the Ukrainian version of our case with @CyberpoliceUA @TalosSecurity @opendns @OpenDNSLabs #Bitcoin #Phishing $cr…
• 10 February 2018: RT @YuanfenYang: At my annual China visa renewal: Police officer: I saw you posted on social media about organising an event for journalis…
• 22 December 2017: Next @sfscala: #scalajs, serverless, #graphql, oh my! @fregly would be proud of this title!:) https://t.co/LcphE6Sxxm
• 13 September 2017: @punchdouble @damncabbage Americans United to find "Heather from accounting" robocalling them and decisively, cold-heartedly, resolutely end it, once and for all.
• 4 September 2017: So, hipsters, grandpa kicked ass in his day. Now move, that's my spot in front of the fireplace. Fetch some scotch while stretching. https://t.co/jA47zrDXxI
• 8 June 2017: RT @Ash_Effect: Honest question: Is she willing to live anywhere but the west? https://t.co/77krytXmkR