ceci n'est pas une joke

gistfile1.sh

# a little ditty for osx

function voices() {
  say -v "?" | cut -d" " -f1,2 | sed -e 's/ *$//'
}

function shuffle_for_stupid_osx_that_doesnt_have_it_built_in() {
  perl -MList::Util=shuffle -e 'print shuffle(<STDIN>);'
}

function random_voice() {
  voices | shuffle_for_stupid_osx_that_doesnt_have_it_built_in | head -n1
}

function knock() {
  v1=${1:-"$(random_voice)"}
  v2=${2:-"$(random_voice)"}
  echo "$v1 & $v2"
  say -v "$v1" "Knock knock"
  say -v "$v2" "Who's there?"
  say -v "$v1" "Joe."
  say -v "$v2" "Joe who?"
  say -v "$v1" "Joe Mama."
}