charlie.rb

#date: 03/30/2005
#title: Charlie the Smiling Fish
#author: Jan Wikholm
#email: jw at jw dot fi
#comments: This was written in <6hrs once I heard I might actually have a chance at the prizes ;)
#----------------------------------------
#code:
# Hello IORCC judges.
module IORCC_entry
extend self
def matz(*x); printf(*x) end; def smiling_fish(x); x.chr end; charlie = 115; 
def the(x); "%"+x end; def sushi?; $X end; def this_here(x); $X = x end; def \
is(is); is end; def X(x) x.gsub!(/ +/, '') end; def fishy; puts end; $;=''
def two_guys_walk_into_a_bar_and_ask_for_beer_and_the_bartender_kills(himself)
himself == '1' ? '#' : ' ' end; def knock_knock_whos_there?(banana) 
banana[1..2] end; alias_method :bad_joke, \
:two_guys_walk_into_a_bar_and_ask_for_beer_and_the_bartender_kills
alias_method :fifty_billion, :knock_knock_whos_there?; def Pratchett(rules) 
bad_joke rules[0].chr end; def Y(y); Pratchett(y) end;
 
life = nil; @code = life;
 
 
                  def greets!(to)
                      (fifty_billion(to)).to_i.times { 
                         matz(@do_you_like, Y(to), @code) } end
 
 
                                   (this_here(is(the(smiling_fish(charlie)))))
                                   @do_you_like = sushi?
                                  ############################
                                 y = [''*(?#-"0x14".hex)]##
#         0                   ###########################        ()
#        O        ()        #########################              0          
#       o        O        #########################      O        O             
#        .       .      ############################      o        o           #
y[3]  ="              108002102005102001108005102"###    .                    ##
y[6]  ="            102005102002107002108005102"######                       ##
y[0]  ="           108002102005102001108002102004102"##                     ##
y[2]  ="         102005102001102005102001102005102003104"                  ###
y[4]  ="       102003102003102005102001102005102004102"####               ####
y[5]  ="     1020041020    02102005102001    102005102004102"            #####
y[1]  ="   102005102001    10200510200110    2005102002102002102"      #######
y[10] =" 10200510200110    20051020011020    07102002102003102010104"  #######
y[9]  =" 102005102001102005102001102004102001102003102002102004102004104"#####
y[13] =" 102004102002102005102001102004102001102003102002102004102004104"###
y[12] ="  102003102    003102005102001102007     102002102009102"############
y[14] ="     10200510    200210700310600210    2004102002106005104"   ########
y[8]  ="       10800310    7003106002102    004102002106005104"         ######
y[7]  ="        "########                  ##############               ######
y[11] ="         108002102005102001102007105005106006102"                 ####
                  ####################################                   ###
                    ########################   ########          ( )      ##
                      alias_method :X!, :greets!   #####       ()          ##
                         #########\                  ####     O            #
                          y.each{ #\                   ###     o          #
                           |xX|  ###\                    ##   .
                           X(xX).split(/(\d\d\d)/).each {|xx|
                             X!xx   ##\                     #
                                    }##\                     #
                               fishy  }#\
                                       #/
end