Ahoy Mateys!
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First and foremost, the firmware. We've summoned a shaman from the depths of the Amazon forest, and she's been working night and day to bless our compilers by performing ancient bytecode rituals.
- How about this image here with caption
blessing the bytes
or similar?
Last night, We had an intensive séance session (conducted through zoom, of course), and a mysterious entity gave us some binary-coded geographic coordinates. Early this morning, we hired a team of pirates and sailed into the deep ocean following these coordinates.
Diving into the depth, we found a locked chest with two hand-scribed scrolls that contained some very cryptic code, probably from the afterlife. We're not exactly sure what it does, so we decided to include it in our firmware and see what happens.
However, our shaman instructed me that we must choose only one piece of code, otherwise the results can be disastrous. This is where YOU come into play - can you please cast a vote and tell us which piece of code looks more wicked?
TODO: Link to tweeter poll
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