weird-math.scala

// inspired by http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/Disgruntled-Bomb-Java-Edition.aspx
import scala.util.Random
import java.lang.Integer
import scala.actors.Actor._

implicit def integerToInt(n: Integer) = n.intValue

val rand = new Random
val valueField = classOf[Integer].getDeclaredField("value")
valueField.setAccessible(true)

def munge(){
	-127 to 127 foreach{ i =>
		val k = rand.nextFloat*4-2
		valueField.setInt(Integer.valueOf(i), (k*i round).toInt)
	}
}

actor{
	while(true){
		munge()
	}
}.start()


val a: Integer = 2
val b: Integer = 3
1 to 100000 foreach { _ =>
	if(a < b){
		print("<")
	} else if (a > b){
		print(">")
	} else if (a == b){
		print("==")
	} else {
		println("WTF?")
	}
}
println()