Vincent Voyer vvo

## gist:608421
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<!--[if lte IE 7]>
<link
rel="stylesheet" media="all" title="Standard" type="text/css" href="DataSprites2.php?IE" />
<![endif]-->
<!--[if gt IE 7]><!-->
<link
rel="stylesheet" media="all" title="Standard" type="text/css" href="DataSprites2.php?Others" />
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## webperf-contest apache modules
LoadModule actions_module
LoadModule alias_module
LoadModule auth_basic_module
LoadModule auth_digest_module
LoadModule authn_dbd_module
LoadModule authn_file_module
LoadModule authz_default_module
LoadModule authz_groupfile_module
LoadModule authz_host_module
LoadModule authz_user_module

## async-widgets.html
<!doctype html>
<html xmlns:fb="http://www.facebook.com/2011/fbml" xmlns:og="http://ogp.me/ns#">
	<!-- The xmlns:fb and xmlns:og are required for IE -->
	<head>
		<title>Loading widgets, async way</title>
	</head>
	<body>

		<!-- FACEBOOK -->
		<div id="fb-root"></div>

## decode_live.free.fr.sh
#!/bin/bash
# <troll>If you don't have bash, go get a real OS.</troll>

curl -s "http://md5.noisette.ch/md5.php?hash=$(curl -s http://live.free.fr | gunzip | tail -n 36 | head -n 32 | grep [a-f0-9] -o | xargs echo -n | sed 's/ //g')" | grep '<string>' | sed 's/^.*\[CDATA\[\(.*\)\]\].*$/\1/'

## gist:2488897
require('webkit-devtools-agent')

var
  http = require('http'),
  done = 0, todo = 30, doing = todo;

console.log('We should do '+ todo +' requests');

http.createServer(function (req, res) {
  res.writeHead(200, {'Content-Type': 'text/plain'});

## gist:2878139
javascript:(function(){ISRIL_H='c7de';PKT_D='getpocket.com';ISRIL_SCRIPT=document.createElement('SCRIPT');ISRIL_SCRIPT.type='text/javascript';ISRIL_SCRIPT.src='//'+PKT_D+'/b/r.js';document.getElementsByTagName('head')[0].appendChild(ISRIL_SCRIPT)})();

## client.js
// npm install -g shelljs
// sudo apt-get install socat
require('shelljs/global');

setInterval(function(){
  for (var i = 0; i < 10; i++)
    exec("echo 'process' | socat - UNIX-CONNECT:/tmp/noderepl.sock", {async: true})
}, 10)

// shjs client.js

## gist:3921228
var zk = require('../lib');
var async = require('async');
if (require.cache[__dirname + '/helper.js'])
        delete require.cache[__dirname + '/helper.js'];
var helper = require('./helper.js');

var ZK;

var HOST = process.env.ZK_HOST || 'localhost';
var PORT = parseInt(process.env.ZK_PORT, 10) || 2181;

## Inconsolata-dz-Powerline.otf

      
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                — forked from qrush/Inconsolata-dz-Powerline.otf
            
              
                vim-powerline patched fonts
              
          
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## gist:5056389
java -jar compiler.jar --compilation_level ADVANCED_OPTIMIZATIONS --output_wrapper "(function(){%output%})();" --js /home/vvo/Dev/lazyload/lazyload.js --js_output_file output.js
	<!--[if IE]><![endif]-->
	<!--[if lte IE 7]>
	<link
	rel="stylesheet" media="all" title="Standard" type="text/css" href="DataSprites2.php?IE" />
	<![endif]-->
	<!--[if gt IE 7]><!-->
	<link
	rel="stylesheet" media="all" title="Standard" type="text/css" href="DataSprites2.php?Others" />
	<!--<![endif]-->
	LoadModule actions_module
	LoadModule alias_module
	LoadModule auth_basic_module
	LoadModule auth_digest_module
	LoadModule authn_dbd_module
	LoadModule authn_file_module
	LoadModule authz_default_module
	LoadModule authz_groupfile_module
	LoadModule authz_host_module
	LoadModule authz_user_module
	<!doctype html>
	<html xmlns:fb="http://www.facebook.com/2011/fbml" xmlns:og="http://ogp.me/ns#">
	<!-- The xmlns:fb and xmlns:og are required for IE -->
	<head>
	<title>Loading widgets, async way</title>
	</head>
	<body>

	<!-- FACEBOOK -->
	<div id="fb-root"></div>
	#!/bin/bash
	# <troll>If you don't have bash, go get a real OS.</troll>

	curl -s "http://md5.noisette.ch/md5.php?hash=$(curl -s http://live.free.fr \| gunzip \| tail -n 36 \| head -n 32 \| grep [a-f0-9] -o \| xargs echo -n \| sed 's/ //g')" \| grep '<string>' \| sed 's/^.\[CDATA\[\(.\)\]\].*$/\1/'
	require('webkit-devtools-agent')

	var
	http = require('http'),
	done = 0, todo = 30, doing = todo;

	console.log('We should do '+ todo +' requests');

	http.createServer(function (req, res) {
	res.writeHead(200, {'Content-Type': 'text/plain'});
	// npm install -g shelljs
	// sudo apt-get install socat
	require('shelljs/global');

	setInterval(function(){
	for (var i = 0; i < 10; i++)
	exec("echo 'process' \| socat - UNIX-CONNECT:/tmp/noderepl.sock", {async: true})
	}, 10)

	// shjs client.js
	var zk = require('../lib');
	var async = require('async');
	if (require.cache[__dirname + '/helper.js'])
	delete require.cache[__dirname + '/helper.js'];
	var helper = require('./helper.js');

	var ZK;

	var HOST = process.env.ZK_HOST \|\| 'localhost';
	var PORT = parseInt(process.env.ZK_PORT, 10) \|\| 2181;