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{setup:"Our wedding was so beautiful,",punchline:"even the cake was in tiers"},{setup:"I'm reading a book on the history of glue",punchline:"I just can't seem to put it down"},{setup:"What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe?",punchline:"Roberto"},{setup:"I am terrified of elevators,",punchline:"I'm going to start taking steps to avoid them"},{setup:"Why do crabs never give to charity?",punchline:"Because they're shellfish."},{setup:"Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating?",punchline:"Because they have no body to go with"},{setup:"What do you call cheese by itself?",punchline:"Provolone"},{setup:'"Ill call you later."',punchline:"Don't call me later, call me Dad"},{setup:"Dad, I'm hungry.",punchline:"Hello, Hungry. I'm Dad"},{setup:"Where does Fonzie like to go for lunch?",punchline:"Chick-Fil-Eyyyyyyyy"},{setup:"Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?",punchline:"There was nothing left but de Brie"},{setup:"I knew I shouldn’t have had the seafood",punchline:"I’m feeling

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/*
 * LinkedList
 * Very simple LinkedList implementation
 */

function Node(item, next) {
  this.item = item;
  this.next = next;
}

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var Plan = (function() {

  // protected
  var records = [];

  // the Plan constructor
  function Plan(id, price) {
    this.id = id;
    this.price = price;
    records.push(this);

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if ENV['MY_RUBY_HOME'] && ENV['MY_RUBY_HOME'].include?('rvm')
  begin
    rvm_path     = File.dirname(File.dirname(ENV['MY_RUBY_HOME']))
    rvm_lib_path = File.join(rvm_path, 'lib')
    #$LOAD_PATH.unshift rvm_lib_path
    require 'rvm'
    RVM.use_from_path! File.dirname(File.dirname(__FILE__))
  rescue LoadError
    raise "RVM ruby lib is currently unavailable."
  end

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var start = new Date();

setTimeout(function () { var end = new Date(); console.log("Timeout 3ms elapsed:", end - start, "ms"); }, 3);
setTimeout(function () { var end = new Date(); console.log("Timeout 2ms elapsed:", end - start, "ms"); }, 2);
setTimeout(function () { var end = new Date(); console.log("Timeout 1ms elapsed:", end - start, "ms"); }, 1);

while( new Date() - start < 2000 ) {}

setTimeout(function () { var end = new Date(); console.log("Timeout 0ms elapsed:", end - start, "ms"); }, 0);

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squareRoot = ( num ) ->
  square = ( x ) -> x * x
  avg = ( x, y ) -> (x + y) / 2
  goodEnough = ( x ) -> Math.abs( square( x ) - num ) < 0.01
  improveGuess = ( x ) -> avg( x, num/x )
  iter = ( guess ) ->
    return guess if goodEnough guess
    iter improveGuess guess 
  iter 1.0

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function longestCommonPrefix ( arr ) {
  var result = "";
  var firstWord = arr[0];

  for ( var i = 0; i < firstWord.length; i++ ) {
    for ( var j = 0; j < arr.length; j++) {
      if ( firstWord[i] === arr[j][i]) {
         continue;
      } else {
         return result;

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 function Foo () {
     this.a = [];
 }
 
+function Bar () {
+    Foo.call(this);
+}
-function Bar () {}

 Bar.prototype = new Foo();

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var inspect = require('util').inspect, // To help with printing to console
    log = console.log;

// Define class Foo
function Foo () {
    this.a = [];
}

// Define class Bar which inherits from Foo
function Bar () {}

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start =
    expression

expression =
    _ a:atom
        { return a }
    / _ "(" a:expression b:expression* ")"
        { return [a].concat(b) }