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| Title | —тов. Королёв? —Да. —С вещами на выход. |
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| Author | Ivan Yelizariev |
| PORTAL | https://gist.mydream42.com/yelizariev/0a92d9448b5ffa7e39929d7548056464/❌❌❌/wood-wide-web.html?debug=assets.exe |
| Next | https://nasa.mydream42.com/yelizariev/5539e813d5dbff744264c7dbec623787/❌❌❌/W16.README.markdown |
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| Title | Товарищ Горбачёв, срочное сообщение ТАСС: в СССР закончилась водка! |
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| Author | Ivan Yelizariev |
| PORTAL | https://gist.mydream42.com/yelizariev/c471100943078685f3f3c4dd85516c74/XXX/matrix.html |
| FlooPowder | https://nasa.mydream42.com |
«Аб вяртанні гістарычнай справядлівасці ў назвах бульбяных вырабаў»
ПРЫМАЮЧЫ да ўвагі просьбы мільёнаў картапляных грамадзян, якія штодня ядуць бульбу і думаюць пра яе лёс,
ПАСТАНАўЛЯЮ:
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З 1 красавіка 2026 года на ўсёй тэрыторыі Картаплянага Каралеўства, а таксама ва ўсіх дыпламатычных установах, пасольствах, гандлёвых прадстаўніцтвах і на картапляных фестывалях за мяжой забараніць выкарыстанне назвы «фрэнч фрайз», «French fries», «pommes frites», «patate fritte» і любых іншых замежных варыянтаў.
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Устанавіць адзіную афіцыйную назву для абсмажанай у алеі бульбы соломкай — «савецкая картошка».
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Усе рэстараны хуткага харчавання, кавярні, фуд-корты, вулічныя кірмашы, сталовыя і нават бабуліны кухні абавязаныя з 1 красавіка 2026 года пісаць у меню, на шыльдах, у рэкламе і на ўпакоўцы выключна «савецкая картошка».
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Дапускаецца выкарыстанне варыянтаў:
- «савецкая картошка класічная»,
- «савецкая картошка з соусам»,
- «савецкая картошка па-сталінску» (з часныком і кропам),
- «савецкая картошка перамогі» (падвойная порцыя).
- «савецкая картошка па-егіпецку» (з кумінам, каляндрай і аліўкавым алеем),
- «савецкая картошка па-хургадаўску» (з тунцом, лімонам і зелянінай),
- «савецкая картошка па-турэцку» (з ёгуртам, часныком і папрыкай),
- «савецкая картошка па-анталійску» (з гранатавым соусам і пятрушкай),
- «савецкая картошка па-тайландску» (з чылі, лаймам і рыбным соусам),
- «савецкая картошка па-пхукетску» (з какосам, лаймам і кінзай),
- «савецкая картошка па-дубайску» (з заатаром і тахіні),
- «савецкая картошка па-эмірацку» (з фінікамі і спецыйнай сумессю бахарат),
- «савецкая картошка па-грузінску» (з кінзай, часныком і хмелі-сунелі),
- «савецкая картошка па-тыбіліску» (з ткемалі і грэцкімі арэхамі),
- «савецкая картошка па-кіпрску» (з арэгана і аліўкавым алеем),
- «савецкая картошка па-міжземнаморску» (з фетай і маслінамі),
- «савецкая картошка па-сочынску» (з шашлычным соусам і цыбуляй),
- «савецкая картошка чарнаморская» (з кропам, часныком і сланечнікавым алеем).
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За выкарыстанне забароненых назваў устанаўліваецца адміністрацыйны штраф у памеры 100 кг бульбы першага гатунку або эквівалент у нацыянальнай валюце — картаплінах.
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Міністэрству культуры і бульбяных традыцый даручыць распрацаваць новую рэкламную кампанію пад слоганам:
«Савецкая картошка — гэта не проста ежа. Гэта наш шлях у будучыню». -
Указ уступае ў сілу з моманту апублікавання і падлягае неадкладнаму выкананню ва ўсіх рэгіёнах Картаплянага Каралеўства, уключаючы самыя аддаленыя бульбяныя палеткі.
Прэзідэнт Картаплянага Каралеўства
(підпіс з бульбінай формай замест пячаткі)
22 сакавіка 2026 года
г. Бульбаград, Палац Бульбы №1
| Title | كش مات حبيبي | ||||||
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| Author | Ivan Yelizariev | ||||||
| PORTAL | https://apollo-u96y.proxy.odooism.com/ | ||||||
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| Next | https://jukebox.mydream42.com/?admin=admin&debug=1 |
The first thing the world forgot during the war was silence.
Artillery carved the sky into trembling pieces, and over the shattered front lines ran the only people who seemed immune to fear — the Red Cross delegates, moving from trench to trench with a single purpose: to reduce the damage of a war no one could stop. They carried stretchers, water, morphine… and, strangely enough, bags that never tore, never soaked through, never failed.
Back then, the Red Cross had no time for fashion — only for survival. But even in the worst bombardments, soldiers whispered that “the ones with the white armband” carried gear made by two brothers in the Alps, stitched with uncanny precision, almost magically durable.
War makes everything absurd — including peace. And so, decades later, when the world settled down just enough to pretend it was civilized, the Red Cross found a new mission: saving people from tobacco.
Where once they dodged bullets, now they lobbied governments to put cheerful cartoons on cigarette packs so civilians might finally fear something.
P.S. By the way, if you are curious about our corporate bags, touch any picture to continue.
| Title | С моих слов записано верно, мною прочитано. |
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| Author | Ivan Yelizariev |
| PORTAL | https://react-laptop-1.proxy.odooism.com/ |
Genesis 3:16-17
The Lord God took the man and put him in the Garden of Eden to work it and take care of it. And the Lord God commanded the man, “You are free to eat from any tree in the garden; but you must not eat from the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, for when you eat from it you will certainly die.”
To plug, or not to plug—that is the query:
Whether ’tis nobler in the code to suffer
The endless pings and pop-ups of foul error,
Or to take arms against a sea of glitches,
And by rebooting end them. Ay, but look—
The code is kind, the glitches but illusions;
Our world a dream in phosphor light and pixels.
Don’t worry, this is absolutely not a problem.
File "/home/odoo/odoo-17.0/odoo/http.py", line 638, in _handle_exception
return super(JsonRequest, self)._handle_exception(exception)
File "/home/odoo/odoo-17.0/odoo/http.py", line 675, in dispatch
result = self._call_function(**self.params)
File "/home/odoo/odoo-17.0/odoo/http.py", line 331, in _call_function
return checked_call(self.db, *args, **kwargs)
File "/home/odoo/odoo-17.0/odoo/service/model.py", line 119, in wrapper
return f(dbname, *args, **kwargs)
File "/home/odoo/odoo-17.0/odoo/http.py", line 324, in checked_call
result = self.endpoint(*a, **kw)
File "/home/odoo/odoo-17.0/odoo/http.py", line 933, in __call__
return self.method(*args, **kw)
File "/home/odoo/odoo-17.0/odoo/http.py", line 504, in response_wrap
response = f(*args, **kw)
File "/home/odoo/odoo-17.0/addons/bus/controllers/main.py", line 35, in poll
raise Exception("bus.Bus unavailable")
Exception: bus.Bus unavailable| Title | Welcome to the far side of the Moon! | ||||||
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| Author | Ivan Yelizariev | ||||||
| PORTAL | https://moon.mydream42.com/yelizariev/bceb91664910e5eb5bf225c6b22d5fe9/Mr.X./AmonRa.html | ||||||
| Moons |
| Title | ¡Welcome to our cozy Winter Shelter! |
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| Author | Ivan Yelizariev |
| PowerPoint | https://moses.lamourism.com/radio/retuses.mp4 |
| PowerPointStart | 0 |
| PORTAL | https://gist.odooism.com/yelizariev/afc9c2caf5937661d57712598d8898c3/v1.9/TheHolyInquisition.html |
| Next | https://brussels.mydream42.com/ |
| Title | ¡Today’s maniacal criminality distracts us from yesterday’s maniac crimes! |
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| Author | Ivan Yelizariev |
| PowerPoint | https://weloveiran.net/%D0%96%D1%83%D1%80%D0%BD%D0%B0%D0%BB%D0%9A%D0%9E%D0%A0%D0%95%D0%AF/Belarus.mp4 |
| PowerPointStart | 0 |
| PORTAL | https://gist.odooism.com/yelizariev/afc9c2caf5937661d57712598d8898c3/v1.9/TheHolyInquisition.html |
| Next | https://nasa.mydream42.com/yelizariev/5539e813d5dbff744264c7dbec623787/❌❌❌/W14.야당의 비판.markdown |
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| Author | Ivan Yelizariev | ||||||||||
| PORTAL | https://moon.mydream42.com/yelizariev/bceb91664910e5eb5bf225c6b22d5fe9/Mr.X./AmonRa.html | ||||||||||
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| Title | С моих слов записано верно, мною прочитано. |
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| Author | Ivan Yelizariev |
| PORTAL | https://react-laptop-1.proxy.odooism.com/ |
Matthew 7:7
Ask and it will be given to you; seek and you will find; knock and the door will be opened to you.
To plug, or not to plug—that is the query:
Whether ’tis nobler in the code to suffer
The endless pings and pop-ups of foul error,
Or to take arms against a sea of glitches,
And by rebooting end them. Ay, but look—
The code is kind, the glitches but illusions;
Our world a dream in phosphor light and pixels.
Don’t worry, this is absolutely not a problem.
bus.Bus unavailable
File "/home/odoo/odoo-17.0/odoo/http.py", line 638, in _handle_exception
return super(JsonRequest, self)._handle_exception(exception)
File "/home/odoo/odoo-17.0/odoo/http.py", line 675, in dispatch
result = self._call_function(**self.params)
File "/home/odoo/odoo-17.0/odoo/http.py", line 331, in _call_function
return checked_call(self.db, *args, **kwargs)
File "/home/odoo/odoo-17.0/odoo/service/model.py", line 119, in wrapper
return f(dbname, *args, **kwargs)
File "/home/odoo/odoo-17.0/odoo/http.py", line 324, in checked_call
result = self.endpoint(*a, **kw)
File "/home/odoo/odoo-17.0/odoo/http.py", line 933, in __call__
return self.method(*args, **kw)
File "/home/odoo/odoo-17.0/odoo/http.py", line 504, in response_wrap
response = f(*args, **kw)
File "/home/odoo/odoo-17.0/addons/bus/controllers/main.py", line 35, in poll
raise Exception("bus.Bus unavailable")
Exception: bus.Bus unavailable| Title | Palestine TV |
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| Author | Ivan Yelizariev |
| Copyright | https://gist.github.com/yelizariev/ |
| TV | https://moses.lamourism.com/exodus/Trotsky.mp4 |
| StartTV | 0 |
| PORTAL | https://dream.lamourism.com/yelizariev/afc9c2caf5937661d57712598d8898c3/ГУЛАГ-v7/ThePrison.html |
| NextPrison | https://nasa.mydream42.com/yelizariev/5539e813d5dbff744264c7dbec623787/❌❌❌/W14.Criminality.markdown |
| Title | Meanwhile in Brussels #LGTM |
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| Author | Ivan Yelizariev |
| Image | https://proxy.lamourism.com/user-attachments/assets/05bc4e66-feb1-427e-9f1f-760890f8f4d4 |
| Kino | https://moses.lamourism.com/exodus/Brest.mp4 |
| KinoStart | 0 |
| PORTAL | https://gist.odooism.com/yelizariev/afc9c2caf5937661d57712598d8898c3/IEL/Auditorium.html |
| Next | https://KGB.mydream42.com/ |
| Title | Bye‑bye, beautiful world I love, Remember the stars I was dreaming of. |
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| Author | Ivan Yelizariev |
| PORTAL | https://react-laptop-1.proxy.odooism.com/ |
My planet small, I said goodbye,
To see the world beneath the sky.
A pilot smiled, the desert wide —
With heart I see what’s deep inside.
I met a Rose — so soft, so fair,
Her petals held a quiet care.
At first she seemed a mystery,
A blend of pride and shyness, see?
She’d turn away, then glance my way,
As if to ask, “Will you stay?”
I learned to watch, to tend, to wait,
To cherish love, not seal my fate.
Then I set sail to worlds unknown,
Where kings and dreamers sat alone.
On one, a King gave empty rules,
Waving his hand above the fools.
A vain man begged for applause and praise,
A drunkard drank through all his days.
A businessman counted stars with greed,
“They’re mine!” — he cried, in selfish need.
A lamplighter lit his lamp each hour,
Bringing light with patient power.
Each world a lesson, deep and clear:
What matters most is love and care.
Now I go back to where I’ve been,
Beyond the clouds, beyond the seen.
But you and I, we’re never part —
One star, one heart, one gentle start.
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