There's a claimant on the line
There's a regulator's fine
Brokers scream on Intercom
BD responds with aplomb
Integrate my CDF
And template that PDF
Running Docker in a chroot
Popping jobs off of the queue
Pictures of this spree
Were sent to Swiss Re
We're screwed
Oh well
It's a blacked-out blur
But I'm pretty sure
It ru-uled
[chorus]
Last Friday night
Yeah we rewrote all our code
Swapped the Python out for Node
Paid the tech debt that we owed
Last Friday night
Yeah the PMs were annoyed
Not the least of all Pencoyd
But we released and we deployed
Last Friday night
Yeah we studied calculus
While we were waiting for the bus
We got home just before dusk
Last Friday night
Yeah we got propriety
Respect for the civil so-ci-e-ty
This Friday night
Do it all again
Trying to connect the dots
Don't know what to tell my boss
Think the city towed my car
Standing desk is on the floor
Ripped my favorite business shoes
A police car now pursues
But we need their help in truth
Getting Wineman off the roof
Pictures of this spree
Were sent to Swiss Re ... &c.