Use chucknorris.io API to get random git commit messages

chuck.rb

#!/usr/bin/ruby
## PLACE THIS ON $HOME/bin (or wherever your $PATH executables are) and set appropiate permissions
require 'net/http'
require 'json'

def chuck
  url = URI('https://api.chucknorris.io/jokes/random')
  request = Net::HTTP.get(url)
  response = JSON.parse(request)
  response['value']
end

system('git add .')
system("git commit -m '#{chuck}'")
system('git push origin $1') # being $1 a parameter for shell command. e.g.: chuckommit master