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Sat Sep 12 17:18:20 -0700 2009
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Thu Sep 03 15:33:08 -0700 2009
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class Integer
  def reverse
    to_s.reverse.to_i
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Sun Aug 23 16:43:48 -0700 2009
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General Team Details
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Sat Jun 06 22:40:11 -0700 2009
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Fri May 29 14:40:42 -0700 2009
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Tue May 19 08:14:35 -0700 2009
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"I sure wish this page had more Blue Man Group!"
 
javascript:var%20d=document.getElementsByTagName('img'),i=d.length;while(i--){var%20x=d[i];var%20w=x.width;var%20h=x.height;x.width=w;x.height=h;x.src='http://www.epic.ncl.com/resources/images/600x400-entertainment-bmg-portraitsquare.jpg'}
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Sat May 16 13:40:20 -0700 2009
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require 'generator'
gradients = Generator.new do |g|
  l = %w{#A00 #0A0 #00A}
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Sat May 02 18:48:29 -0700 2009
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proc mroachagenda {} {regsub -all {( WITH\s+)[^\n]+(\n|$)} [string map {{BUTT ORGY} {ADJUSTING CLOCKS TO 24-HOUR TIME} {SODOMY} {DRIVING 180 KM/H} {APPLE STORE} {VICTOR'S DAD'S COMPANY} {MORE COCK SUCKING} {EMERGENCY TRIP TO SINGAPORE!} {SUCK DICKS} {WATCH J-POP DVDS} GAY MROACH} [gayagenda]] {\1KALLEBOO\2}}
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Tue Apr 28 19:41:05 -0700 2009
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    _/_/_/_/ _/ _/ _/_/_/ _/ _/
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Mon Apr 06 19:14:33 -0700 2009
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      +-----------------------------------------------+
      | |
      | SUCK MY DICK |
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Sun Mar 29 17:04:13 -0700 2009
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=span-5
  // APPROPRIATE RULES HERE
=span-2
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Wed Mar 18 20:09:17 -0700 2009
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p.match(String) { "penus" }
p.match(Symbol) { :penus }
p["fuck"] # => "penus"
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Fri Feb 13 11:56:56 -0800 2009
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#!/usr/bin/env ruby
puts %q{this file's first string}
puts %q{second string}
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Wed Feb 11 17:17:38 -0800 2009
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JANUARY 22
1979, WISCONSIN: As Richmond's skies remain clear and unstrange, Milwaukee reports a beautiful summer shower of schadenfreude. It makes a kind of music as it falls, like the sound of a faraway oboe. It covers the whole town, twinkling on car windshields, tapping out messages on tin roofs, and collecting in wells and rain barrels. Some of this collected schadenfreude will later be used as the signature ingredient in the beer known as "Milwaukee's Best."ⁱ
i: Short for: "Milwaukee is Best."
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Tue Feb 10 16:41:39 -0800 2009
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// ==UserScript==
// @name Youtube QT
// @namespace userscripts.org
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Tue Feb 10 15:05:56 -0800 2009
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desc %{
A variable field that composes into a new user-specified tag,
allowing for dynamic resource insertion.
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Tue Feb 10 09:02:07 -0800 2009
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(defun color-theme-sunburst ()
  (interactive)
  (color-theme-install
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Mon Feb 09 19:52:24 -0800 2009
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[color]
  branch = auto
  diff = auto
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Wed Feb 04 06:11:18 -0800 2009
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Thu Jan 29 13:58:58 -0800 2009
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bryce@bryce-imac ~/Desktop> ruby slowre.rb
       user system total real
0 0.000000 0.000000 0.000000 ( 0.000048)