telnet-bender.go

package main

import "net"

// inspired by disqus.com/humans.txt
const bender = `
                      .-.
                     (   )
                      '-'
                      J L
                      | |
                     J   L
                     |   |
                    J     L
                  .-'.___.'-.
                 /___________\
            _.-""'           'bmw._
          .'                       '.
        J                            '.
       F                               L
      J                                 J
     J                                  '
     |                                   L
     |                                   |               .----------------.
     |                                   |              ( KILL ALL HUMANS! )
     |                                   J               ,----------------'
     |                                    L            -'
     |                                    |
     |             ,.___          ___....--._
     |           ,'     '""""""""'           '-._
     |          J           _____________________'-.
     |         F         .-'   '-88888-'    'Y8888b.'.
     |         |       .'         'P'         '88888b \
     |         |      J       #     L      #    q8888b L
     |         |      |             |           )8888D )
     |         J      \             J           d8888P P
     |          L      '.         .b.         ,88888P /
     |           '.      '-.___,o88888o.___,o88888P'.'
     |             '-.__________________________..-'
     |                                    |
     |         .-----.........____________J
     |       .' |       |      |       |
     |      J---|-----..|...___|_______|
     |      |   |       |      |       |
     |      Y---|-----..|...___|_______|
     |       '. |       |      |       |
     |         ''-------:....__|______.J
     |                                  |
      L___                              |
          """----...______________....--'
`

func main() {
	addr := ":2000"
	l, err := net.Listen("tcp", addr)
	if err != nil {
		panic(err)
	}
	defer l.Close()
	println(" - bender is waiting on " + addr)
	for {
		conn, err := l.Accept()
		if err != nil {
			panic(err)
		}

		go func(c net.Conn) {
			c.Write([]byte(bender))
			c.Close()
		}(conn)
	}
}