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Epic Commits from @dramalho
061997d DELEGATE ALL THE THINGS
092aa231f wait, wrong place
09e7fd3 RERECORD ALL THE THINGS!!!
0c27fb3 yeah, fix things will ya
0f4549133 New ascii art task (\!important stuff) , and a few DAO tweaks (mino...
12aa7ef34 LE NONNNNNN LE MADNESS
13233e7 Less PHP
154c535 Once more, now with feeling and a proper master head
184e754 Dear Past-Friday David :Remember the textarea that seemed totally random and misterioys? It was $.ajax... obviously
19a8700 MAKE IT BIGGER
1bead3194 super epic minor things that are totally irrelevant
20d7550 Merge master, re re re re re r er er e re re re re re e rererrsierigs hiudfhiudfhiudfghiudfgiu record everything
224adefb amend, pfff
22ccf49 Putting back stuff that was merged without actually being merged .. WTF? yeah, WTF
23a32bfed PDO hates me :(((((((
23f61aea2 README - NOT! AVERT YOUR EYES!
2689c02 Merge el mestre
273ba94 fix more conflicts even better
287172b King of Idiots
289e0288e OMG IT'S STILL BROKEN
2b52853ee I HAVE NO IDEA
2bdac9321 LOL DIDN'T READ
2d6cf9b MOAR PRONOUMS and tweaks
2e0cb37fa Merging magic
32adebf82 Fixed a bubu: MOV files are now individually targeted, even lacking the EXIF data
32b783e21 Fixes #76. Or was it #67? Oh, wait, it's both.
32d3ce9 Service all the things
343ade32 in my defence, <insert elaborate="" defence="" here=""></insert>
346da7s broken gems, WE MEET AGAIN1!!
34abae59f OH MY GOD IT'S FILLED WITH STA^WBUGS!
34adefb3 Muchas CSS fixes MISTERIOSAS
34ae3adc5 KILL IT WITH FIRE! *sobs*
352f584fb I STILL HAVE NO IDEA #2
3618e0e Fix spec - take 23948
362ce14 re-annotate all the notes
37e6a6a Fix all the typos (or the one)
396c63e65 Estou a testar OUTRA VEZ , refilem para /dev/null
39ce32dea 66.23% more readme.md
3acad87f3 SOON WE'LL BE MAKING THEM AAAAALL IN LOOOOOOVEEEE...
3b48cde more turkish massaging
3c439935a Hang tight, MEN AT WORK
3e7624c OMG JS SPECS
40b431d EL TYPO!!!!
416e00f37 History in the making
418ea77 Readability improvement (David, stop tweaking NOW)
4a57f0b Fix telephone call ... call? hello? who is it??
4bb7d06 Silly David, moved test to fast_specs
4bdda1d Thou shell not typo mucho
4d064d0 ! all the methods
4e94115f3 Look away, I fixed a bug I DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND
4f59e79 Steamroll David backs up
53bae2f23 #define FLAMMABLE_GAS_SUB_DEVICE
53c6229 STYLE ALL THE THINGS
546927f FUUUUU translation massaging
55309a1 Less Augustos
55a1a7e Remove Turing test
56441ec Fix EVEN MORE SPECS
5731200 *SIGH*
5c5a726 David is suffering from The Stupid
61ce328 More ruby like flag, less david-php-old-skoll
62dbea8d2 let's just pretend that never happened.
63eac3421 NOTHING TO SEE HERE. Ignore the man behind the burning server.
67ffea1a Patched from the train, excuse my bugs
6c570fb34 *sigh* NOT A WORD OR ELSE .......................
6c8ea08 Moar click and more coffee
6c91672 SPECS , CASSETTES, SPECS , DEPRESSION
6fed5ace2 HEAVY CLOUD NO RAIN
728f3bd Allow users to select multiple dates instead of just one (David didn’t read everything)
72efa82 typo mucho
7341e8e Internet all the things
7375eaf5b Conflict based development
73ee77c3d Fixing WTF's ... a lot of WTF's
769dea4 [app/models] ENFORCE THE LAW!
76ab8cf809 *sob*
76d4e866d Epic mapping is growing epically
77cdf3c46 Query now works, for real, with tests and all that jazz ... jesus c...
78ac347f THIS IS SPARTA!
7cc5717 PEACE KEEPING
7d06aa1 MOAR SPACE AFTER COMA
7e3b9321a Align the frobnicle with the doohickey FOR MOAR PONIES!
7feb2012a *happy dance*
7ffb83e Moar merging
837e07b Switched from inline styles (bad david, bad) to css class, like it should have been since the beginning
83c487f More class :simple_smile:
860aea1 Decorate all the things
867a44b Merge master - fix conflitos
867a48 THIS WAS NEVER HERE
86abef2aa Ignore shtuff
88642ba Fix all the conflicts
8881891 Merge all the Masters
89ac9ebfe filtering input again, because *PARANOIA*
89f3ba7 now with moar gemfile
8a23bcdeea I am Señor Developer, HEAR ME ROAR!
8b925fd Be an idiot, be the best idiot you could ever be and show everyone
8be017a jQuery all the draggables
8c169cb Specs (sadface)
8d89229 lolspec
8fe2311d4 SoftKitty Ascii Art +1
8fe23ea1 I could have sworn this was here before.
90345eb Fix conflicts, RERECORD EVERYTHING SPOFSFPDSPJOIDFJPIPJ(£)JU(EW$EFW Merge remote-tracking branch 'origin/master' into show-cheapest
90e2539 Add AMAZING AND BEAUTIFUL breadcrumbs
93f2d13 Now with extra washing power - No silly html tags will ever make it's way to an SMS
95085f758 Epic mass refactoring going on, stand clear
97ba7ed231 Bump bump buuuuuuuuuuuuuuump
98fa5d5e2 Kippers. Loads of kippers, everywhere.
9b67d62f4 fixing some Ramalhices
9bec1fdb0 MOAR MOAR MOAR #6
9de7ab231 Testing for leprechauns.
9ef6cc355 No hay banda, no hay musica
9ffe412 RESHUFFLE ALL THE THINGS
a072f0c Annotate all the things
a07d648ee Break all the things, all the time
a256a28f6 All you ODM are belong to us - The weekend endition push
a4480ed4d OHHH SO EXCITING
a6c08ea Don’t be an idiot
ac7a003ab Previous commit properly done now
adccf42 Change the date format for the subject. Also, dear idiot, don't use constants like that,buu
afe3422a OMG! OMG! OMG! do NOT deploy this.
b1fd39f don’t be silly
bb839ec moar coffee, less bugs
bd9cb9ae9 The MegaHammer just went down on SoapServer : Filtering Arrays in input parameters
befd93f Make it happen
c029272ad I STILL HAVE NO IDEA
c26a717 Added ID to submit button so we can track it on Google Tag thingie
cc934175f \o/ passing tests after major refactoring \o/
ce28653 Migliori traduzioni data spagnoli mai
cf2c571 nothing to see here
cff55a9 Specs fail for those who are idiots
d17730a Make it C--
d2c5bbe iDiot
d3a41bb fix spec
d6f411f52 PdoDaoBase : = != == | IS NULL != IS NOT NULL
d705d14 |CSS| &lt;--- KABUMMM
d9854dc Conflicts, how do they even work
da0e043 Merge master maybe?
dc11a99 Fix premailer stuff
ddd9b29 moar pretty
e015406 Don't select, detect
e1870d7 wat deploy.rb wat? wat? pfff
e230b8d OH NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
e3a7208 MAssage all the turks
e4fb67f MOAR TIMEOUT, MOAR SLOW : on product picture success message
e7c9671 ADD MORE COMMANDMENTS TO RUBOCOP! OBEY!
e899587 actually generate
e94c416 There's no 'a' in Turkish, you silly person
ea85e9cca Minor vacation stuff ..............................................
eddd78355 Can haz not?
f09cb8e Remote all the things
f186e2a wat deploy.rb wat? wat? pfff ffpffffffpfpf
f26b3a1cb KABNUMMMMMMMMMMM
f32fc3f Translate all the exceptions
f378a221 Y U DO HUMAN ERRORS?
f49d9e9 NEVER EVER EVER BE AN IDIOT
fbd2658 Conflict all the fixes
ff89237 Moar Paddy
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rcarmo commented Mar 18, 2016

This is an archive of https://twitter.com/dramalhocommits, a sort of real-life parody account about one of our friend's utterly amazing commit messages. And it got better.

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