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My favorite quotes from Parks and Rec

Best Quotes

  • Which one citizen described as "Disturbingly Enticing"
  • That's my husband. ... Who's he carying?
  • Either you hire her back or I quit! ... You don't work for me
  • You couldn't remember your phone number. But you gave me your phone
  • You're trying to lure this young lady into your van? ... Yeah?! But she's being really difficult about it
  • Greg, your service is crap.
  • You forgot to paint a painting son
  • You can wait at that table and someone will be here sometime. ... But aren't you here now? ... No
  • I know you tried that 4 times. Government is inefficient and should be dissolved. Please hold while I transfer you.
  • Heh. I like that. I'm gonna steal it, it's mine now.
  • I don't negotiate with Dentists!
  • Also, if you looking to buy some weed, I'm looking as well ...
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