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The_Face_of_True_Terror.php

<?php

/* 
  One script to rule them all. 
*/

/* Simple FizzBuzz */
for ($x = 1; $x <= 100; $x++) {
  if ($x%3 == 0) echo "Fizz";
  if ($x%5 == 0) echo "Buzz";
  else if ($x%3) echo $x;
  echo "<br>\n";
}

echo "\n<br><br>\n";


/*
  Recursive 99 bottles of beer on the wall. 
  The function argument gets one taken down and then it gets passed around.
*/

function beerOnTheWall($bottleCount) {
  if ($bottleCount == 1) return 
    "1 bottle of beer on the wall, 1 bottle of beer. <br>\n".
    "Take one down, pass it around, no more bottles of beer on the wall.<br>\n";

  return 
    "$bottleCount bottles of beer on the wall, $bottleCount bottles of beer. <br>\n".
    "Take one down, pass it around, ".($bottleCount-1)." bottles of beer on the wall. <br>\n". 
    beerOnTheWall( $bottleCount-1 );
}

echo beerOnTheWall(99);

echo "\n<br><br>\n";

/* Horrifyingly Procedural Fibonacci. */

$limit = 10;
$arr = [0, 1, 0];
for ($x = 2; $x <= $limit+1; $x++) {
  echo $arr[1] . "<br>\n";
  $arr[0] = $arr[1];
  $arr[1] += $arr[2];
  $arr[2] = $arr[0];
} 

?>