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polbot.py

import random

vocabulary = {
    "[negative_noun]" : ["whiteknight", "cuck", "jew", "anti-white", "ahmed", "shill"]
}

templates = [
    "you're a [negative_noun]",
    "fuck off [negative_noun]",
    "nice try [negative_noun]",
    "how much do they pay you to post that, [negative_noun]?"
    "i bet you think the holocaust happened too you stupid [negative_noun]",
]

def speak(message):
    random.seed(message)
    response = random.choice(templates)
    for wordtype in vocabulary:
        response = response.replace(wordtype, random.choice(vocabulary[wordtype]))
    return response

if __name__ == "__main__":
    print(speak("I have an idea. Let's think before we post!"))