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A list of loading messages from the game SimCity, which I repurposed for Slack loading messages.
Adding Hidden Agendas
Adjusting Bell Curves
Aesthesizing Industrial Areas
Aligning Covariance Matrices
Applying Feng Shui Shaders
Applying Theatre Soda Layer
Asserting Packed Exemplars
Attempting to Lock Back-Buffer
Binding Sapling Root System
Breeding Fauna
Building Data Trees
Bureacritizing Bureaucracies
Calculating Inverse Probability Matrices
Calculating Llama Expectoration Trajectory
Calibrating Blue Skies
Charging Ozone Layer
Coalescing Cloud Formations
Cohorting Exemplars
Collecting Meteor Particles
Compounding Inert Tessellations
Compressing Fish Files
Computing Optimal Bin Packing
Concatenating Sub-Contractors
Containing Existential Buffer
Debarking Ark Ramp
Debunching Unionized Commercial Services
Deciding What Message to Display Next
Decomposing Singular Values
Decrementing Tectonic Plates
Deleting Ferry Routes
Depixelating Inner Mountain Surface Back Faces
Depositing Slush Funds
Destabilizing Economic Indicators
Determining Width of Blast Fronts
Deunionizing Bulldozers
Dicing Models
Diluting Livestock Nutrition Variables
Downloading Satellite Terrain Data
Exposing Flash Variables to Streak System
Extracting Resources
Factoring Pay Scale
Fixing Election Outcome Matrix
Flood-Filling Ground Water
Flushing Pipe Network
Gathering Particle Sources
Generating Jobs
Gesticulating Mimes
Graphing Whale Migration
Hiding Willio Webnet Mask
Implementing Impeachment Routine
Increasing Accuracy of RCI Simulators
Increasing Magmafacation
Initializing My Sim Tracking Mechanism
Initializing Rhinoceros Breeding Timetable
Initializing Robotic Click-Path AI
Inserting Sublimated Messages
Integrating Curves
Integrating Illumination Form Factors
Integrating Population Graphs
Iterating Cellular Automata
Lecturing Errant Subsystems
Mixing Genetic Pool
Modeling Object Components
Mopping Occupant Leaks
Normalizing Power
Obfuscating Quigley Matrix
Overconstraining Dirty Industry Calculations
Partitioning City Grid Singularities
Perturbing Matrices
Pixalating Nude Patch
Polishing Water Highlights
Populating Lot Templates
Preparing Sprites for Random Walks
Prioritizing Landmarks
Projecting Law Enforcement Pastry Intake
Realigning Alternate Time Frames
Reconfiguring User Mental Processes
Relaxing Splines
Removing Road Network Speed Bumps
Removing Texture Gradients
Removing Vehicle Avoidance Behavior
Resolving GUID Conflict
Reticulating Splines
Retracting Phong Shader
Retrieving from Back Store
Reverse Engineering Image Consultant
Routing Neural Network Infanstructure
Scattering Rhino Food Sources
Scrubbing Terrain
Searching for Llamas
Seeding Architecture Simulation Parameters
Sequencing Particles
Setting Advisor Moods
Setting Inner Deity Indicators
Setting Universal Physical Constants
Sonically Enhancing Occupant-Free Timber
Speculating Stock Market Indices
Splatting Transforms
Stratifying Ground Layers
Sub-Sampling Water Data
Synthesizing Gravity
Synthesizing Wavelets
Time-Compressing Simulator Clock
Unable to Reveal Current Activity
Weathering Buildings
Zeroing Crime Network
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